Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 6, 2012 19:30:48 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #24
LIVE!
Crash TV is live and the crowd is going nuts as they are ready for the action to get started. The cameras pan threw the crowd, they then cut to the announcer’s table But just then everything goes black and then green. No one has any idea what is going on. Just then a voice is heard over the PA.
“RUN AND HIDE BITCH BOY’S HE IS COMING BACK… SO YOU BETTER GET READY BECAUSE OF THE MASTER OF FLIPPING WIGS IS RETURNING TO AWR NEXT TIME ON CRASH SO YOU BETTER NOT MISS IT BECAUSE WIG WILL BE FLYING LEFT AND RIGHT AT THE HANDS OF THE MASTER OF FLIPPING WIGS…..
If you're still lost… well guess what bitch boy news FLASH… The Hatchet Warrior is coming back so get ready for some wig flipping action coming at you fast….. Oh and SIN…. Watch out Bitch boys!”
The Crowd pop as the Hatchet Warrior stands in the middle of the ring with a mic.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
God damn it’s good to back. To think the Hatchet Warrior was almost blinded by some bitch boys… Well SIN…Tracy…Carr….Red…. Get ready bitch boys because a god damn Warrior is on his way and he’s pissed and there is only one thing he wants…. YOUR DAMN WIGS! But once the Hatchet Warrior is done with SIN is back to where I left off…. ROYAL… the Hatchet Warrior is back and it’s just a matter of time before we meet again Bitch boy and this time the Hatchet Warrior will be the one walking out with the Win!
The AWR crowd is going crazy
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Now The Hatchet Warrior see things have changed a little… Fo Sho is the Crash Champion… Well Destiny had to do with that. Also The Sexy Beast Slick Doctor and Ba Ba Bad MAN are the Tag Team Champion… Well at least one of the Wig Doctors got those belt. Still Royal sit atop of AWR… but don’t worry kiddies the Hatchet Warrior will knock that bitch boy off his throne soon enough we just have to take care of SIN and then Royal’s wig is ours!
With that said RCH3 drops the mic and leaves the ring as his music begins to play and the crowd cheers.
David Saturn-"What a way to kick off the post BADDLands episode of CRASH Tv! SIN lose the tag title match and now RCH3 is on the warpath!"
Neal Steal-"What a sad way to kick off any show with this clown making his return. I bet he knows SIN are not here tonight...coward..."
David Saturn-"He's no coward. Actually Robert Carr is here and he will go one on one with one half the new tag champions...Slick!"
Neal Steal-"RCH3 better not show his face during that match because Robert will beat the hell out of him again! Also the legendary Rusty Axel will deliver yet another beating to Rattlesnake..."
David Saturn-"Well if he does at least it will be during his OWN match this week. In the HUGE main event Lance Invictus takes on Fa Sho seeking revenge for Sho's actions at BADDLands!"
Neal Steal-"You could say Invictus is on the warpath too but quite fitting considering his nickname..."
David Saturn-"Well lets head right up to the ring!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake had the audacity to challenge Rusty to a match this week. At his age Rusty can rassle when he sees fit..."
David Saturn-"Well nobody forced Rusty to accept he holds quite a bit of stroke around here..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty would never turn down a rasslin challenge but at his age people should have some respect and see whether Rusty deems them worthy of a challenge..."
David Saturn-"You seem rather low on Snake's abilities but need I remind you it was Rusty who saw him as his project?"
Neal Steal-"Exactly and Rattlesnake will now miss out on the inevitable greatness Rusty will lead Jason Howard towards in his career!"
Accompanied by Jason Howard...from Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
David Saturn-"Look at this...Rusty telling Jason to stay at the top of the ramp. Maybe Rusty thinks he can beat Rattlesnake one on one without help..."
Neal Steal-"Of course he can Rusty has defeated a who's who of rasslin legends..."
David Saturn-"Name them with visual proof then! Rusty has been unbeaten since his return probably the longest unbeaten run of his whole career! Helps I guess when you're the head of talent relations..."
Neal Steal-"I can name them with visual proof pictures do exist of wrestling legends you know who Rusty defeated. Some are still alive...
David Saturn-"I was referring to camera footage."
Rattlesnake looks highly agitated not diverting his gaze from Rusty as he enters the ring. Slow lock up as Snake grins glad to get his hands on Rusty one on one. At least at the moment and Snake backs Rusty into the corner cursing in his face. The referee breaks it up but Snake manages to control his temper slowly locking up again. Rusty reverses into a waistlock quickly reversed by Snake.
Neal Steal-"Beautiful counter rasslin by Rusty there..."
David Saturn-"Nice reversal by Snake there but hardly likely to be a technical classic is it?"
Neal Steal-"You want Rusty to do moonsaults and flips he does not like that type of acrobatic rasslin...its not even rasslin in his mind..."
David Saturn-"I would settle for a wrestling move from him now and again instead of eyepokes and other cheap shots synonymous with Rusty's style..."
Another reversal (more technical than we are used to from these guys) and Rusty applies a headlock dragging Snake into the corner. Snake breaks out and then gives Rusty the middle finger. Rusty looks annoyed and both men grapple again with Rusty applying a side headlock. Snake backs Rusty into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Rusty rebounds and connects with a solid clothesline.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty is gonna teach this punk a lesson!"
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake has a few years of experience but nobody in AWR even comes close to Rusty's time as a wrestler. Probably nobody in wrestling could compare to Rusty's unrivaled record of mediocrity either..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty never cared about titles he was a company man first. I'm hearing however that Rusty and Jason might issue a challenge for the tag titles because that will benefit Jason's career very much...ha ha they are calling Snake boring!"
David Saturn-"They are referring to Rusty you idiot..."
Rusty yells at Snake as he gets to his feet. Snake shows signs of his temper charging recklessly at Rusty who again applies a side headlock. The crowd begin a "BORING" chant aimed at Rusty for using a headlock again which has had little effect thus far. Rusty with a headlock takedown and he quickly gets up as Snake goes to choke him with his legs. Snake up and both men staredown...
Neal Steal-"I wouldn't want to be in Snake's position right now looking into those eyes..."
David Saturn-"Some people might soil themselves in laughter...look at Rusty he's trying his utmost to be intimidating!"
Neal Steal-"I guess you need to use coarse language and hand gestures to be called intimidating now then?"
Another lock up and the crowd boo as Rusty applies yet another side headlock. Rusty is putting a sleeper hold on the crowd as Snake fights the hold staying on his feet. Snake backs Rusty into the ropes again which worked earlier then whips Rusty to the opposite side. On the rebound Rusty again knocks Snake down with a clothesline. Snake probably should have seen that coming...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! You won't outwit this old warhorse in the ring! Rusty Axel...a legend standing tall!"
David Saturn-"Snake had a losing run recently mainly thanks to Rusty's cheating aside from his loss to Anthony Royal. Looking to get back on the winning trail tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Snake has had to rassle Royal and Rusty on the last 2 episodes of this programme...at this rate he will be facing Mr Megala next week"
David Saturn-"I'm no fan of Royal or Megala but Rusty couldn't lace their boots...and stop saying rasslin when Rusty is out here!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala knows how capable Rusty is otherwise he wouldn't have hired him..."
David Saturn-"Well that was to try and have Rusty interfere in Roberto Maggia's decision making. Needless to say that has failed spectacularly since Maggia hasn't felt threatened by Rusty in the slightest. Infact he's barely on his radar. The only criticism with Maggia could be he's a little too focused in world title matters and not the rest of the card..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly because he knows Rusty will eat him alive if he starts poking his nose into Rusty's business...Rusty takes the time to talk to all the talent he isn't an elitist like Maggia is..."
David Saturn-"Many of the talent have Maggia to thank for hiring them. Big Bad B-Man and Lance Invictus the latest hires and they are a credit to any wrestling organisation..."
Rusty isn't exactly unpredictable in the ring though in this match he has gone for boring weardown holds more than his usual cheap shots. Rusty charges again, leaps over Snake as he drops to the mat and on the rebound Snake knocks Rusty down with a swinging right hand! Snake kicks Rusty in the ribs then rams him into the turnbuckle. Hard chop by Snake who connects with 2 more...
Neal Steal-"Jason Howard studying Rusty on the ramp..."
David Saturn-"If Jason wants success Rusty is exactly who he should not listen to! A lot of Jason's recent victories have come from his own improvement aside from the Pete one last week during which Rusty interfered frequently..."
Neal Steal-"Jason appreciates this brush with greatness and Rusty is going to make him a star! I'm sure Jason would achieve stardom anyway but Rusty is going to propel him to the top even faster!"
Snake goes for a 4th chop, Rusty dodges then delivers chops of his own. Snake reverses a whip to the opposite corner and as Rusty charges back out Snake catches him...spinebuster! Rusty spine first into the mat (whole point of a spinebuster really) and Snake then stomps Rusty as low as is legally allowed! Rusty rammed head first into the corner then whipped to the opposite turnbuckle...
David Saturn-"I'm sure part of the reason Jason is on the ramp is because Rusty knows the Harris Brothers could come out at any moment..."
Neal Steal-"Its worth seeing Rusty win just so we can hear that masterpiece of an entrance theme again..."
David Saturn-"Its hideous..."
Snake goes for another whip but Rusty reverses it. As Snake hits the corner however he charges nailing Rusty with a thunderous clothesline! Cover...1,2...and Rusty gets his shoulder up. Rusty rammed head first into the corner again then Snake pulls him across the ring ramming him into the opposite turnbuckle. Snake pulls Rusty to his feet and goes for the STUNNER but Rusty slips away...
David Saturn-"Snake almost got Rusty there! Inches away from delivering the stunner! Rusty escaping by the skin of his yellow, rotting teeth!"
Neal Steal-"That's only because Rusty wrestled in smoky arenas so often back in the day. All that smoke yellowed his teeth...that's what the teeth of Invictus will be like though in that case it will be his own fault..."
David Saturn-"No doubt you will be droning on about Lance and his smoking again then later..."
Rusty whips Snake into the ropes and as Snake charges back Rusty catches him with his elbow. Snake clutches his jaw as Rusty lays in some stomps to the back. Rusty rakes his bootlaces across Snake's face then taunts him with insulting little kicks to the head. More intended to insult rather than hurt and Rusty then exchanges some angry words with the crowd. Snake gets to his feet...
Neal Steal-"You show some respect...and Rattlesnake you stay down! You need to know when you're beaten! Don't make Rusty mad for your own good!"
David Saturn-"Rusty should be staying on Snake...he can hit that stunner out of nowhere as we almost just witnessed..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty would kick out of that move straight away...it wouldn't even be a 1 count on someone of his stature..."
Rusty should have maintained offence there but manages to lay in some more solid chops. Snake responds with a blatant eyerake (Rusty did rake Snake with his bootlaces moments earlier though Snake probably would have done that regardless) and then connects with solid right hands. Rusty whipped off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, rebounds again...Lou Thesz Press by Rattlesnake!
Neal Steal-"HOW DARE HE! How dare you have the audacity to use that move! That move was created by an old, deceased friend of Rusty's!"
David Saturn-"Oh please!"
Neal Steal-"Old Lou will be turning in his grave!"
David Saturn-"Indeed by any suggestion that he would have given Rusty the time of day! Never mind befriended him!"
Right hands follow and Snake then drops his elbow across Rusty's throat. Rusty is whipped into the corner and slumps to the floor. Stomps by Snake are relentless here and the ref ultimately steps in. Rusty pulled back to his feet, whip to the ropes and Snake lowers his head. Too obvious and Rusty connects with a kick to the chin. Rusty charges back but suddenly Rattlesnake hits the STUNNER!!!
Rattlesnake with the cover...1,2...3!!!
David Saturn-"HA HA HA! The so called legend pinned 1,2,3 right in the centre of the ring...and Rattlesnake did it fair and square!"
Neal Steal-"That referee...that count was too fast...Rusty would not lose to the likes of him..."
David Saturn-"He just did! That count was fine...here comes Jason...and a stunner for him as well!"
Snake gets to his feet just in time to catch Jason with the STUNNER as he enters the ring! Snake grins as Howard and Rusty both writhe on the mat clutching their necks. Snake gives the middle finger to both men as he makes his way back up the ramp.
Neal Steal-"That referee will be lucky to even a job tomorrow morning..."
David Saturn-"Maggia wouldn't allow a referee to be fired by Rusty for no reason. That ref did absolutely nothing wrong. Even funnier is Rusty tried to beat Rattlesnake alone...and he failed miserably! A running theme in his career of course! We will be right back everyone in just a heartbeat!
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We see Roberto Maggia speaking on a cell phone.
Maggia:Yeah, 12/12/12, it’s going to be huge, we’re gonna do things right. Hang on, I’m gonna have to call you back…
The camera pans and we see Anthony Royal has entered the room with a giant smirk and the AWR Championship resting on his shoulder.
Royal: Hey Bob, how’s it going?
Maggia: Fine. What can I…
Royal cuts him off.
Royal: Rhetorical question my friend, I don’t give one single damn how you’re doing. I just came in here to ask you how it feels to once again fail?
Maggia: I’m not sure I follow?
Royal: Oh aren’t you? Another month, another hand-picked, by you, warrior, and another failure. Lance could never get the job done against me and he proved that at Baddlands. It’s just lucky for him you sent your other warrior, Sho, out to save his ass, because I was about to put him away.
Maggia: Let’s be clear here, I did not send Sho out there to interrupt your match. That pissed off most of our PPV audience its bad business to have a main event ruined like that. Plus if I remember correctly, it seemed Lance was on the verge of putting you…
Royal interrupts again.
Royal: Whatever you were about to say, it doesn’t matter, because I’m still YOUR champion, and it’s going to be that way for a long, LONG time.
Roberto seems to be getting a bit frustrated, but suddenly, a smile creeps across his face.
Maggia: Well, I’m glad you feel that way Royal, because next week, it’s kind of a big deal for the AWR, 12/12/12, and guess what…it might just be a very BADD night for you!
Royal’s face turns red with anger. He gets in Maggia’s face as Roberto simply smiles at him. Suddenly, Royal’s anger disappears and he smirks before quickly walking away. Maggia then pulls his cell phone out and dials as we fade back to ringside.
Neal Steal-"How dare he threaten Mr Royal! That was hardly subtle either did you hear what Maggia was insinuating!"
David Saturn-"I would have thought it would be too subtle for you? Anyway here comes Slick..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"Why on earth is Slop wearing that blindfold?
David Saturn-"Beats me. I'm sure Slick's vision is fine he's just having a little fun I guess..."
Neal Steal-"He's mocking blind people. At least he's bringing a cane and not a foul dog out here..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"Surely he isn't going to wrestle Robert wearing that! Robert would destroy him in seconds!"
David Saturn-"Slick is very confident perhaps he sees this as a new challenge..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe it will make no difference he's blind drunk 99% of the time anyway..."
Slick is actually wearing a blindfold and using a cane as he makes his way to the ring. Slick hinted in a rather unsubtle manner he wasn't blind at all but Carr grins apparently fooled by Slick's condition. That blindfold will certainly incapacitate Slick if he continues to wear it. Carr talks trash in Slick's face as Slick darts his head sideways looking past Carr trying to see where the noise is coming from...
David Saturn-"That blindfold is dark black there's no way Slick can see through that. Its about perception and knowing where you are in the ring. Slick has that veteran sense..."
Neal Steal-"He has no sense if he's wearing that blindfold! He better take it off so the defeat won't be anywhere near as humiliating..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe Carr should hope Slick keeps it on..."
It is likely Slick realises Carr is directly in front of him. Carr shoves Slick in the chest and then turns his back on Slick. Suddenly Slick grabs his shoulder and starts throwing right hands at Carr connecting with every one of them. Slick whips Carr across the ring and as Carr charges back Slick hiptosses him across the ring! This is quite humiliating for Carr considering that blindfold definitely is blocking Slick's vision...
David Saturn-"HA HA! Slick can sense exactly where Carr is! Carr was so close Slick could probably feel his breath..."
Neal Steal-"If Carr was blinded at least he would know for sure where Slop was. Slop's smelly alcoholic breath would tell him in that instance..."
David Saturn-"Slick and B-Man winning the tag titles at BADDLands of course. The crowd in Lexington are massive Slick fans and indeed taht's the case everywhere we go!"
Neal Steal-"Surely there's one place in the US that appreciates class and style? If so I'm still waiting to see it!"
David Saturn-"What on earth is Carr complaining about? Is there no limit to this man's whining?"
Slick charges forwards and connects with a dropkick! Another dropkick and Carr is knocked to the outside. Carr then bizarrely complains to the ref accusing Slick of removing his blindfold. Something Slick would be perfectly entitled to do considering this isn't a blindfold match! Carr yells at the crowd for laughing at him and slowly gets back into the ring. Carr charges at Slick and knocks him down...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Luck's out Slop! Now you're going to be torn apart!"
David Saturn-"How humiliating would it be for Carr to lose to a blind man. Maybe Slick really did suffer an eye injury perhaps its all part of one big psychological game! Never know for sure even if Slick did hint it was a ruse earlier this week..."
Neal Steal-"Not much of a friend then are you Mr Megala and Mr Royal tell me everything..."
David Saturn-"Sure they do that's why you have no idea what Roberto Maggia has over Silvio..."
Slick has done remarkably well so far connecting with every shot he has thrown at Carr but it was only going to be a matter of time until he missed. Carr begins stomping on Slick in the corner and Slick starts grabbing for the legs. Carr backs away then taunts Slick still not realising Slick wasn't really blinded. Carr must not have seen Slick's comments earlier this week and Slick is knocked to the mat by a right hand...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Slick has a mountain to climb if he continues to wear the blindfold."
Neal Steal-"Slop's insulting Carr here really he should have respect for such a tremendous opponent not mock him and underestimate him..."
It shows how confident Slick is in his abilities but surely at some point he will remove that blindfold? Shots to the face and Slick charges but takes out the referee something clearly intended by Carr. Realising he has got the wrong guy Slick rises to his feet but a kick to the ribs knocks him back down. More stomps follow and Slick falls to the outside. Slick feels for the barricade trying to pull himself back to his feet...
David Saturn-"Crowd shouting encouragement to Slick trying to lead him in Carr's direction every step of the way..."
Neal Steal-"Some handicapped people in this crowd must be disgusted by Slop's mockery of the handicapped..."
David Saturn-"He does not mock the handicapped...well aside from you perhaps..."
Neal Steal-"What do you mean? I'm not handicapped!"
If Slick was having fun earlier in the match he probably isn't now. Carr scoops Slick up and rams him back first into the ringpost. Carr repeats it and gloats before rolling Slick back into the ring. Another stomp by Carr and then he rolls Slick back into the ring. Carr gloats as Slick stumbles around the ring. Carr then takes out Slick's leg and goes for a submission but Slick grabs for the ropes and finds them...
David Saturn-"Would take some effort to make Slick submit blindfolded or not! Carr going for that cane...sums up the type of guy Carr is having to use that against a blindfolded man..."
Neal Steal-"Slop should have been caned in school..."
David Saturn-"He was hardly ever there!"
Carr gets up and argues with the ref and picks up the cane (from the edge of the apron) as Slick suddenly reaches into his trunks. Slick has brass knucks on his hand and in an incredibly risky move nails Carr with them! The ref however has his back turned handing the cane to a ringside attendant! Slick with the cover...1,2...3!!! Slick just beat Robert Carr despite being blindfolded! The crowd erupt!
Neal Steal-"Ah! Slop cheated! Cheat! An injustice!"
David Saturn-"Carr just lost to a BLINDFOLDED MAN! Slick did use those knucks but he never removed that blindfold once! How on earth will Carr get over this one! Ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Slop should be ashamed of himself!"
David Saturn-"Slick took a risk and it paid off! He must have heard that ref taking the cane from Carr and risked it with the knucks!"
Neal Steal-"Slop cheated as he always does...how can you condone that Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I think he was entitled to one little shortcut...oh God there goes Adkins! I thought he wasn't here! Adkins nails Slick with the title belt!"
Neal Steal-"Slop didn't see him coming! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Suddenly the crowd boo as Tracy Adkins climbs over the barricade! Tracy is limping with legs wrapped in bandages. Tracy walks towards Slick and nails him in the head with the belt! The force knocks Slick over the top rope. Tracy goes to the outside and pulls up the protective mat before delivering a vicious IMPALER right into the concrete! Carr joins in laying in stomps as RCH3 comes running out!
David Saturn-"Here comes the hatchet warrior!"
Neal Steal-"Slop's lucky with B-Man not here tonight that this idiot was here to save him..."
David Saturn-"RCH3 will have his date with SIN that's for sure!"
Tracy and Carr retreat into the crowd as RCH points his hatchet in their direction.
Neal Steal-"Can't blame them for retreating look at this maniac..."
David Saturn-"Even Adkins isn't going to fight a man waving a hatchet around! RCH may well have used it given the chance! We will be back with our main event...the first ever meeting between Lance Invictus and Fa Sho!"
Neal Steal-"Lets hope its the last!"
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David Saturn-"Main event time and I'm just hearing word that Roberto Maggia has banned Anthony Royal from ringside! Still I guess Royal can't stand either man maybe he does not care who wins..."
Neal Steal-"Obviously Maggia is looking out for Sho and Invictus. I wouldn't be surprised if they asked Maggia to stop Mr Royal from coming out simply because they are scared of him..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho costing Lance Invictus the title at BADDLands though Sho's intention it seems was just to ruin the main event. He could have chosen a better way..."
Neal Steal-"He stole the glory of victory from Mr Royal. If anything Invictus should be grateful to Sho because he would have been pinned by Mr Royal otherwise. Or made to submit..."
David Saturn-"Sho and Lance are both men's men. They have a real score to settle here...Sho it seems believes Invictus and Maggia have a conspiracy against him. Not to mention his belief that Silvio is involved...here comes the lord of war!"
From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
David Saturn-"Lance moments away from winning the title in my view. Royal grabbing the ref who knows what might have happened if not for that and Sho coming out...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal probably isn't even watching this match. He has defeated both men there is no further insight to gain..."
David Saturn-"So why is he here? I just hope we have seen the last of him it would be good to have a title match without interference!"
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Sho immediately charges at Lance and both men engage in a fistfight. Sho slightly gets the better of the initial exchange backing Invictus into the corner and pounding away at him. Sho whips Lance to the opposite corner and uppercuts Lance who quickly reverses the situation. Sho now is backed into the corner and Lance knees him in the ribs then lays in several punches...
David Saturn-"You would think Lance is the angrier of the two but Sho truly believes everyone is out to get him in his current state of mind."
Neal Steal-"They don't look that angry..."
David Saturn-"You can sense it. Sho has trouble controlling his emotions but when he snaps he is uncontrollable. Some people make a mistake when they lose it but Sho is not one of those people..."
Sho reverses a whip to the opposite corner but Lance charges out decking Sho with a clothesline! The crowd booed Sho slightly when he came out and seem to be slightly favouring Lance. Of course there's still a good percentage of Fa Sho fans and the boos were not exactly overpowering. Fans however don't take too kindly when they pay for a PPV and witness the main event being completely ruined...
David Saturn-"I can assure you Lance is pissed off by events at BADDLands. He did not return to be screwed for misguided reasons. Lance is a master of controlling his emotion..."
Neal Steal-"He has no emotion. He's got that serial killer look in his eye he's devoid of human compassion..."
David Saturn-"Nobody is saying Lance is going to kiss babies anytime soon. He probably couldn't care less about the cheers he's getting and that look is pure focus..."
Another clothesline and as Sho gets back up Lance delivers a bulldog! Cover...1,2...and Sho gets his shoulder up. Sho has a slightly crazed look in his eye as Lance pulls him back up and applies a side headlock. Sho manages to counter into a side headlock of his own and Lance backs him into the ropes. Lance whips Sho to the opposite side, Sho rebounds and knocks Lance down with a shoulder charge.
Neal Steal-"Invictus is going to need every single thing Mr Royal taught him here. If he does that he will be able to beat Sho..."
David Saturn-"Lance was a very accomplished athlete when he joined the NIWF its possible they may have learned things from each other. All wrestlers can learn something new from others."
Neal Steal-"I can't recall Sho and Lance ever meeting in NIWF..."
David Saturn-"That's because they never did. Do some research for a change..."
Sho curses at Lance as he gets to his feet and clamps on another side headlock. Lance stays upright and breaks it by backing Sho into the ropes again followed by another whip. On the rebound however Sho again connects with a shoulder charge. Sho charges again, Lance drops down and as Sho rebounds Invictus delivers a tremendous flying clothesline! That came at Sho like a rocket...
David Saturn-"Sho has taken on all comers as CRASH champion. He hasn't faced a tougher task than tonight..."
Neal Steal-"He's faced Mr Royal and Mr Megala both far greater tasks than any wrestler in the world."
David Saturn-"I was referring to his CRASH title defences and Invictus is very much in Royal and Megala's league."
Lance pounding on Sho and it might not take much for this to get out of control. Snapmare by Invictus and then he goes for a boston crab but Sho quickly kicks Lance away. Kick to the ribs by Lance and an abdominal stretch. Lance clutches the ropes taking a slight shortcut there but he's never been afraid to do that. Invictus has never been one to play to the crowd but he's certainly had a favorable response from AWR fans...
Neal Steal-"Some people saying Lance has always fallen short. Not just against Mr Royal but that's what those with an insight into his career have said..."
David Saturn-"He's won numerous titles that's not what I would call falling short. Lance grabbing the ropes there but Sho would do the same..."
Neal Steal-"So you're condoning cheating?"
David Saturn-"At least Lance and Sho are honest about it..."
Sho wouldn't be beyond gaining an unfair advantage either. This is the man who recently snapped another man's ankle for no apparent reason. Neither are role models as the ref still hasn't noticed Lance holding the rope. Finally he notices and breaks the hold. Solid right hand by Invictus, whips Sho into the ropes and Sho delivers a dropkick on the rebound! Lance is knocked to the outside and Sho follows...
David Saturn-"Neither of these men will slow down...two brilliantly conditioned athletes. Sho has been in fine form since arriving in AWR and Lance has been competing elsewhere..."
Neal Steal-"Well he should have stayed there because he would have the chance of being the top man anywhere with Mr Royal not present..."
David Saturn-"Two very grueling matches for Sho and Lance last week too but they are putting on a great show here tonight!"
A slugfest now on the outside halted as Sho rakes the eyes. Headbutt by Sho and then he scoops Lance up looking to deliver SHOTIME on the ramp! Lance escapes by sliding down Sho's back and then he scoops Sho up and slams him on the ramp! Invictus heads back into the ring taking Sho with him. Invictus scoops Sho up again but Sho suddenly reverses into an inside cradle! Feet are on the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal would be appalled by this cheating from both men! Where's the honor and integrity?"
David Saturn-"From which part of your brain do you come up with such asinine statements?"
Neal Steal-"I'm not a brain scientist how would I know...and it was not asinine!"
1,2...and Lance kicks out! Sho using the ropes for leverage there and the ref didn't see it! Right hand by Sho knocks Lance to the mat. Knee to the back of the head and Sho blatantly chokes Invictus. The ref steps in as Sho screams out in a blind rage. Sho manages to keep himself just about controlled (not easy when you're a total psycho!) and whips Lance hard into the corner...
David Saturn-"Sho seems on the verge of losing it at any second. He seems capable of a live meltdown at any moment..."
Neal Steal-"Unfortunately we will have to see one of these men next week as one will be the CRASH champion..."
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure we will but actually the champion won't technically have to defend the belt. It will be 12 12 12 not CRASH Tv and the show is free by the way! It will be a huge show and we still have a PPV to come at the end of the month!"
Sho yells out again as he charges but Lance raises his boot catching Sho in the face. Kick to the ribs by Lance, whip off the ropes and Sho takes out the leg. Sho with an elbowdrop...1...and that shows Sho's state of mind thinking he could beat Lance with that move. That wouldn't put Lance away and Sho applies a rear chinlock as his eyes suggest the lights are on but nobody is home. From a mental standpoint anyway...
David Saturn-"Sho needs help."
Neal Steal-"You say that about Tracy Adkins too..."
David Saturn-"In a different way not all mental issues are the same. They don't surface in the same ways you probably won't see Sho setting innocent people on fire anytime soon..."
Lance fights up to his feet and unleashes a barrage that has Sho reeling. Sho slumps against the ropes and Lance kicks him in the ribs. Whip by Lance, reversed and as Lance rebounds Sho catches him in a sleeper hold. Lance quickly counters the move with a modified neckbreaker driving Sho's neck down hard into his shoulder. Both men now down but quickly up to their feet.
David Saturn-"Great counter there by Invictus!"
Neal Steal-"I really couldn't care less who wins this match. Perhaps they could crack heads and knock each other out cold."
Lance throwing fists at Sho but another eyerake halts that momentum. Sho with a front facelock taking Lance down to the mat. Sho pulls Lance to his feet and delivers a suplex before climbing to the top rope. Sho climbs to the top rope but freezes for a second. Sho seems unsure of himself as Lance is slowly getting to his feet. Sho leaps off but Lance catches him by the arm...crucifix armbar!!!
David Saturn-"That's no ordinary armbar! Lance Invictus knows submission wrestling and Sho is all at sea!"
Neal Steal-"Sho shouldn't have delayed there...crisis of confidence?"
Sho is trapped right in the centre of the ring! Lance wraps his legs around the other arm and Sho is in big trouble! Lance tugs away at the arm looking like he's going to hyper extend it! Sho is yelling out in pain but refusing to tap. The ref sees Sho can barely move and after a few more seconds we hear a sickening snap! Sho screams out in pain but is refusing to quit here...
Neal Steal-"Snap, crackle and pop! Did you hear that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"That echoed around the arena...just a sickening sound there and Sho is hurt!"
Lance keeps the pressure on as sweat is dripping from Sho's forehead. Sho is caught in no man's land here and it seems his arm has been broken. Sho keeps trying to move but can't as Lance keeps the pressure locked on. Lance's face is emotionless as Sho looks like he's passing in and out of consciousness. Lance still does not release the hold and the ref has no choice but to call for the bell!
David Saturn-"Absolutely ruthless by Lance Invictus!"
Neal Steal-"Well Sho knows how it feels to have a body part broken now. Uncalled for by Invictus though..."
David Saturn-"He did what he needed to do you can't blame him if Sho wouldn't tap..."
Neal Steal-"Invictus took advantage of a man who has lost his mind. I don't like Fa Sho but Invictus was bullying the handicapped there..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho is not handicapped!"
Neal Steal-"He is now his arm has been broken...look at how limp it looks..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho showed guts but surely he knew he was trapped? What does that say about his mental state? Surely it would have been wise to tap simply to avoid being put on the shelf!"
Neal Steal-"He's an idiot..."
Sho looks like he's out cold...did that uncharacteristic delay on the top rope perhaps cost him? Maybe not but if there's one thing for certain its that Sho has normally looked completely sure of himself in the ring. Sho may have gained back that respect he briefly in the eyes of some fans and Lance did what he had to do. Invictus grabs the CRASH Title then calls for a mic from ringside...
Lance Invictus-"Royal, the Black Swan has officially arrived!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Invictus. I don't like Sho but no compassion whatsoever..."
David Saturn-"Sho cost him the title and Lance will never forget that. He's not nicknamed the Lord Of War for nothing! Tremendous match and join us next week as all hell breaks loose on 12 12 12!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
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Crash TV is live and the crowd is going nuts as they are ready for the action to get started. The cameras pan threw the crowd, they then cut to the announcer’s table But just then everything goes black and then green. No one has any idea what is going on. Just then a voice is heard over the PA.
“RUN AND HIDE BITCH BOY’S HE IS COMING BACK… SO YOU BETTER GET READY BECAUSE OF THE MASTER OF FLIPPING WIGS IS RETURNING TO AWR NEXT TIME ON CRASH SO YOU BETTER NOT MISS IT BECAUSE WIG WILL BE FLYING LEFT AND RIGHT AT THE HANDS OF THE MASTER OF FLIPPING WIGS…..
If you're still lost… well guess what bitch boy news FLASH… The Hatchet Warrior is coming back so get ready for some wig flipping action coming at you fast….. Oh and SIN…. Watch out Bitch boys!”
The Crowd pop as the Hatchet Warrior stands in the middle of the ring with a mic.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
God damn it’s good to back. To think the Hatchet Warrior was almost blinded by some bitch boys… Well SIN…Tracy…Carr….Red…. Get ready bitch boys because a god damn Warrior is on his way and he’s pissed and there is only one thing he wants…. YOUR DAMN WIGS! But once the Hatchet Warrior is done with SIN is back to where I left off…. ROYAL… the Hatchet Warrior is back and it’s just a matter of time before we meet again Bitch boy and this time the Hatchet Warrior will be the one walking out with the Win!
The AWR crowd is going crazy
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Now The Hatchet Warrior see things have changed a little… Fo Sho is the Crash Champion… Well Destiny had to do with that. Also The Sexy Beast Slick Doctor and Ba Ba Bad MAN are the Tag Team Champion… Well at least one of the Wig Doctors got those belt. Still Royal sit atop of AWR… but don’t worry kiddies the Hatchet Warrior will knock that bitch boy off his throne soon enough we just have to take care of SIN and then Royal’s wig is ours!
With that said RCH3 drops the mic and leaves the ring as his music begins to play and the crowd cheers.
David Saturn-"What a way to kick off the post BADDLands episode of CRASH Tv! SIN lose the tag title match and now RCH3 is on the warpath!"
Neal Steal-"What a sad way to kick off any show with this clown making his return. I bet he knows SIN are not here tonight...coward..."
David Saturn-"He's no coward. Actually Robert Carr is here and he will go one on one with one half the new tag champions...Slick!"
Neal Steal-"RCH3 better not show his face during that match because Robert will beat the hell out of him again! Also the legendary Rusty Axel will deliver yet another beating to Rattlesnake..."
David Saturn-"Well if he does at least it will be during his OWN match this week. In the HUGE main event Lance Invictus takes on Fa Sho seeking revenge for Sho's actions at BADDLands!"
Neal Steal-"You could say Invictus is on the warpath too but quite fitting considering his nickname..."
David Saturn-"Well lets head right up to the ring!"
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From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake had the audacity to challenge Rusty to a match this week. At his age Rusty can rassle when he sees fit..."
David Saturn-"Well nobody forced Rusty to accept he holds quite a bit of stroke around here..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty would never turn down a rasslin challenge but at his age people should have some respect and see whether Rusty deems them worthy of a challenge..."
David Saturn-"You seem rather low on Snake's abilities but need I remind you it was Rusty who saw him as his project?"
Neal Steal-"Exactly and Rattlesnake will now miss out on the inevitable greatness Rusty will lead Jason Howard towards in his career!"
Accompanied by Jason Howard...from Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
David Saturn-"Look at this...Rusty telling Jason to stay at the top of the ramp. Maybe Rusty thinks he can beat Rattlesnake one on one without help..."
Neal Steal-"Of course he can Rusty has defeated a who's who of rasslin legends..."
David Saturn-"Name them with visual proof then! Rusty has been unbeaten since his return probably the longest unbeaten run of his whole career! Helps I guess when you're the head of talent relations..."
Neal Steal-"I can name them with visual proof pictures do exist of wrestling legends you know who Rusty defeated. Some are still alive...
David Saturn-"I was referring to camera footage."
Rattlesnake looks highly agitated not diverting his gaze from Rusty as he enters the ring. Slow lock up as Snake grins glad to get his hands on Rusty one on one. At least at the moment and Snake backs Rusty into the corner cursing in his face. The referee breaks it up but Snake manages to control his temper slowly locking up again. Rusty reverses into a waistlock quickly reversed by Snake.
Neal Steal-"Beautiful counter rasslin by Rusty there..."
David Saturn-"Nice reversal by Snake there but hardly likely to be a technical classic is it?"
Neal Steal-"You want Rusty to do moonsaults and flips he does not like that type of acrobatic rasslin...its not even rasslin in his mind..."
David Saturn-"I would settle for a wrestling move from him now and again instead of eyepokes and other cheap shots synonymous with Rusty's style..."
Another reversal (more technical than we are used to from these guys) and Rusty applies a headlock dragging Snake into the corner. Snake breaks out and then gives Rusty the middle finger. Rusty looks annoyed and both men grapple again with Rusty applying a side headlock. Snake backs Rusty into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Rusty rebounds and connects with a solid clothesline.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty is gonna teach this punk a lesson!"
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake has a few years of experience but nobody in AWR even comes close to Rusty's time as a wrestler. Probably nobody in wrestling could compare to Rusty's unrivaled record of mediocrity either..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty never cared about titles he was a company man first. I'm hearing however that Rusty and Jason might issue a challenge for the tag titles because that will benefit Jason's career very much...ha ha they are calling Snake boring!"
David Saturn-"They are referring to Rusty you idiot..."
Rusty yells at Snake as he gets to his feet. Snake shows signs of his temper charging recklessly at Rusty who again applies a side headlock. The crowd begin a "BORING" chant aimed at Rusty for using a headlock again which has had little effect thus far. Rusty with a headlock takedown and he quickly gets up as Snake goes to choke him with his legs. Snake up and both men staredown...
Neal Steal-"I wouldn't want to be in Snake's position right now looking into those eyes..."
David Saturn-"Some people might soil themselves in laughter...look at Rusty he's trying his utmost to be intimidating!"
Neal Steal-"I guess you need to use coarse language and hand gestures to be called intimidating now then?"
Another lock up and the crowd boo as Rusty applies yet another side headlock. Rusty is putting a sleeper hold on the crowd as Snake fights the hold staying on his feet. Snake backs Rusty into the ropes again which worked earlier then whips Rusty to the opposite side. On the rebound Rusty again knocks Snake down with a clothesline. Snake probably should have seen that coming...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! You won't outwit this old warhorse in the ring! Rusty Axel...a legend standing tall!"
David Saturn-"Snake had a losing run recently mainly thanks to Rusty's cheating aside from his loss to Anthony Royal. Looking to get back on the winning trail tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Snake has had to rassle Royal and Rusty on the last 2 episodes of this programme...at this rate he will be facing Mr Megala next week"
David Saturn-"I'm no fan of Royal or Megala but Rusty couldn't lace their boots...and stop saying rasslin when Rusty is out here!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala knows how capable Rusty is otherwise he wouldn't have hired him..."
David Saturn-"Well that was to try and have Rusty interfere in Roberto Maggia's decision making. Needless to say that has failed spectacularly since Maggia hasn't felt threatened by Rusty in the slightest. Infact he's barely on his radar. The only criticism with Maggia could be he's a little too focused in world title matters and not the rest of the card..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly because he knows Rusty will eat him alive if he starts poking his nose into Rusty's business...Rusty takes the time to talk to all the talent he isn't an elitist like Maggia is..."
David Saturn-"Many of the talent have Maggia to thank for hiring them. Big Bad B-Man and Lance Invictus the latest hires and they are a credit to any wrestling organisation..."
Rusty isn't exactly unpredictable in the ring though in this match he has gone for boring weardown holds more than his usual cheap shots. Rusty charges again, leaps over Snake as he drops to the mat and on the rebound Snake knocks Rusty down with a swinging right hand! Snake kicks Rusty in the ribs then rams him into the turnbuckle. Hard chop by Snake who connects with 2 more...
Neal Steal-"Jason Howard studying Rusty on the ramp..."
David Saturn-"If Jason wants success Rusty is exactly who he should not listen to! A lot of Jason's recent victories have come from his own improvement aside from the Pete one last week during which Rusty interfered frequently..."
Neal Steal-"Jason appreciates this brush with greatness and Rusty is going to make him a star! I'm sure Jason would achieve stardom anyway but Rusty is going to propel him to the top even faster!"
Snake goes for a 4th chop, Rusty dodges then delivers chops of his own. Snake reverses a whip to the opposite corner and as Rusty charges back out Snake catches him...spinebuster! Rusty spine first into the mat (whole point of a spinebuster really) and Snake then stomps Rusty as low as is legally allowed! Rusty rammed head first into the corner then whipped to the opposite turnbuckle...
David Saturn-"I'm sure part of the reason Jason is on the ramp is because Rusty knows the Harris Brothers could come out at any moment..."
Neal Steal-"Its worth seeing Rusty win just so we can hear that masterpiece of an entrance theme again..."
David Saturn-"Its hideous..."
Snake goes for another whip but Rusty reverses it. As Snake hits the corner however he charges nailing Rusty with a thunderous clothesline! Cover...1,2...and Rusty gets his shoulder up. Rusty rammed head first into the corner again then Snake pulls him across the ring ramming him into the opposite turnbuckle. Snake pulls Rusty to his feet and goes for the STUNNER but Rusty slips away...
David Saturn-"Snake almost got Rusty there! Inches away from delivering the stunner! Rusty escaping by the skin of his yellow, rotting teeth!"
Neal Steal-"That's only because Rusty wrestled in smoky arenas so often back in the day. All that smoke yellowed his teeth...that's what the teeth of Invictus will be like though in that case it will be his own fault..."
David Saturn-"No doubt you will be droning on about Lance and his smoking again then later..."
Rusty whips Snake into the ropes and as Snake charges back Rusty catches him with his elbow. Snake clutches his jaw as Rusty lays in some stomps to the back. Rusty rakes his bootlaces across Snake's face then taunts him with insulting little kicks to the head. More intended to insult rather than hurt and Rusty then exchanges some angry words with the crowd. Snake gets to his feet...
Neal Steal-"You show some respect...and Rattlesnake you stay down! You need to know when you're beaten! Don't make Rusty mad for your own good!"
David Saturn-"Rusty should be staying on Snake...he can hit that stunner out of nowhere as we almost just witnessed..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty would kick out of that move straight away...it wouldn't even be a 1 count on someone of his stature..."
Rusty should have maintained offence there but manages to lay in some more solid chops. Snake responds with a blatant eyerake (Rusty did rake Snake with his bootlaces moments earlier though Snake probably would have done that regardless) and then connects with solid right hands. Rusty whipped off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, rebounds again...Lou Thesz Press by Rattlesnake!
Neal Steal-"HOW DARE HE! How dare you have the audacity to use that move! That move was created by an old, deceased friend of Rusty's!"
David Saturn-"Oh please!"
Neal Steal-"Old Lou will be turning in his grave!"
David Saturn-"Indeed by any suggestion that he would have given Rusty the time of day! Never mind befriended him!"
Right hands follow and Snake then drops his elbow across Rusty's throat. Rusty is whipped into the corner and slumps to the floor. Stomps by Snake are relentless here and the ref ultimately steps in. Rusty pulled back to his feet, whip to the ropes and Snake lowers his head. Too obvious and Rusty connects with a kick to the chin. Rusty charges back but suddenly Rattlesnake hits the STUNNER!!!
Rattlesnake with the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
David Saturn-"HA HA HA! The so called legend pinned 1,2,3 right in the centre of the ring...and Rattlesnake did it fair and square!"
Neal Steal-"That referee...that count was too fast...Rusty would not lose to the likes of him..."
David Saturn-"He just did! That count was fine...here comes Jason...and a stunner for him as well!"
Snake gets to his feet just in time to catch Jason with the STUNNER as he enters the ring! Snake grins as Howard and Rusty both writhe on the mat clutching their necks. Snake gives the middle finger to both men as he makes his way back up the ramp.
Neal Steal-"That referee will be lucky to even a job tomorrow morning..."
David Saturn-"Maggia wouldn't allow a referee to be fired by Rusty for no reason. That ref did absolutely nothing wrong. Even funnier is Rusty tried to beat Rattlesnake alone...and he failed miserably! A running theme in his career of course! We will be right back everyone in just a heartbeat!
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We see Roberto Maggia speaking on a cell phone.
Maggia:Yeah, 12/12/12, it’s going to be huge, we’re gonna do things right. Hang on, I’m gonna have to call you back…
The camera pans and we see Anthony Royal has entered the room with a giant smirk and the AWR Championship resting on his shoulder.
Royal: Hey Bob, how’s it going?
Maggia: Fine. What can I…
Royal cuts him off.
Royal: Rhetorical question my friend, I don’t give one single damn how you’re doing. I just came in here to ask you how it feels to once again fail?
Maggia: I’m not sure I follow?
Royal: Oh aren’t you? Another month, another hand-picked, by you, warrior, and another failure. Lance could never get the job done against me and he proved that at Baddlands. It’s just lucky for him you sent your other warrior, Sho, out to save his ass, because I was about to put him away.
Maggia: Let’s be clear here, I did not send Sho out there to interrupt your match. That pissed off most of our PPV audience its bad business to have a main event ruined like that. Plus if I remember correctly, it seemed Lance was on the verge of putting you…
Royal interrupts again.
Royal: Whatever you were about to say, it doesn’t matter, because I’m still YOUR champion, and it’s going to be that way for a long, LONG time.
Roberto seems to be getting a bit frustrated, but suddenly, a smile creeps across his face.
Maggia: Well, I’m glad you feel that way Royal, because next week, it’s kind of a big deal for the AWR, 12/12/12, and guess what…it might just be a very BADD night for you!
Royal’s face turns red with anger. He gets in Maggia’s face as Roberto simply smiles at him. Suddenly, Royal’s anger disappears and he smirks before quickly walking away. Maggia then pulls his cell phone out and dials as we fade back to ringside.
Neal Steal-"How dare he threaten Mr Royal! That was hardly subtle either did you hear what Maggia was insinuating!"
David Saturn-"I would have thought it would be too subtle for you? Anyway here comes Slick..."
VS
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"Why on earth is Slop wearing that blindfold?
David Saturn-"Beats me. I'm sure Slick's vision is fine he's just having a little fun I guess..."
Neal Steal-"He's mocking blind people. At least he's bringing a cane and not a foul dog out here..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"Surely he isn't going to wrestle Robert wearing that! Robert would destroy him in seconds!"
David Saturn-"Slick is very confident perhaps he sees this as a new challenge..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe it will make no difference he's blind drunk 99% of the time anyway..."
Slick is actually wearing a blindfold and using a cane as he makes his way to the ring. Slick hinted in a rather unsubtle manner he wasn't blind at all but Carr grins apparently fooled by Slick's condition. That blindfold will certainly incapacitate Slick if he continues to wear it. Carr talks trash in Slick's face as Slick darts his head sideways looking past Carr trying to see where the noise is coming from...
David Saturn-"That blindfold is dark black there's no way Slick can see through that. Its about perception and knowing where you are in the ring. Slick has that veteran sense..."
Neal Steal-"He has no sense if he's wearing that blindfold! He better take it off so the defeat won't be anywhere near as humiliating..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe Carr should hope Slick keeps it on..."
It is likely Slick realises Carr is directly in front of him. Carr shoves Slick in the chest and then turns his back on Slick. Suddenly Slick grabs his shoulder and starts throwing right hands at Carr connecting with every one of them. Slick whips Carr across the ring and as Carr charges back Slick hiptosses him across the ring! This is quite humiliating for Carr considering that blindfold definitely is blocking Slick's vision...
David Saturn-"HA HA! Slick can sense exactly where Carr is! Carr was so close Slick could probably feel his breath..."
Neal Steal-"If Carr was blinded at least he would know for sure where Slop was. Slop's smelly alcoholic breath would tell him in that instance..."
David Saturn-"Slick and B-Man winning the tag titles at BADDLands of course. The crowd in Lexington are massive Slick fans and indeed taht's the case everywhere we go!"
Neal Steal-"Surely there's one place in the US that appreciates class and style? If so I'm still waiting to see it!"
David Saturn-"What on earth is Carr complaining about? Is there no limit to this man's whining?"
Slick charges forwards and connects with a dropkick! Another dropkick and Carr is knocked to the outside. Carr then bizarrely complains to the ref accusing Slick of removing his blindfold. Something Slick would be perfectly entitled to do considering this isn't a blindfold match! Carr yells at the crowd for laughing at him and slowly gets back into the ring. Carr charges at Slick and knocks him down...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Luck's out Slop! Now you're going to be torn apart!"
David Saturn-"How humiliating would it be for Carr to lose to a blind man. Maybe Slick really did suffer an eye injury perhaps its all part of one big psychological game! Never know for sure even if Slick did hint it was a ruse earlier this week..."
Neal Steal-"Not much of a friend then are you Mr Megala and Mr Royal tell me everything..."
David Saturn-"Sure they do that's why you have no idea what Roberto Maggia has over Silvio..."
Slick has done remarkably well so far connecting with every shot he has thrown at Carr but it was only going to be a matter of time until he missed. Carr begins stomping on Slick in the corner and Slick starts grabbing for the legs. Carr backs away then taunts Slick still not realising Slick wasn't really blinded. Carr must not have seen Slick's comments earlier this week and Slick is knocked to the mat by a right hand...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Slick has a mountain to climb if he continues to wear the blindfold."
Neal Steal-"Slop's insulting Carr here really he should have respect for such a tremendous opponent not mock him and underestimate him..."
It shows how confident Slick is in his abilities but surely at some point he will remove that blindfold? Shots to the face and Slick charges but takes out the referee something clearly intended by Carr. Realising he has got the wrong guy Slick rises to his feet but a kick to the ribs knocks him back down. More stomps follow and Slick falls to the outside. Slick feels for the barricade trying to pull himself back to his feet...
David Saturn-"Crowd shouting encouragement to Slick trying to lead him in Carr's direction every step of the way..."
Neal Steal-"Some handicapped people in this crowd must be disgusted by Slop's mockery of the handicapped..."
David Saturn-"He does not mock the handicapped...well aside from you perhaps..."
Neal Steal-"What do you mean? I'm not handicapped!"
If Slick was having fun earlier in the match he probably isn't now. Carr scoops Slick up and rams him back first into the ringpost. Carr repeats it and gloats before rolling Slick back into the ring. Another stomp by Carr and then he rolls Slick back into the ring. Carr gloats as Slick stumbles around the ring. Carr then takes out Slick's leg and goes for a submission but Slick grabs for the ropes and finds them...
David Saturn-"Would take some effort to make Slick submit blindfolded or not! Carr going for that cane...sums up the type of guy Carr is having to use that against a blindfolded man..."
Neal Steal-"Slop should have been caned in school..."
David Saturn-"He was hardly ever there!"
Carr gets up and argues with the ref and picks up the cane (from the edge of the apron) as Slick suddenly reaches into his trunks. Slick has brass knucks on his hand and in an incredibly risky move nails Carr with them! The ref however has his back turned handing the cane to a ringside attendant! Slick with the cover...1,2...3!!! Slick just beat Robert Carr despite being blindfolded! The crowd erupt!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
Neal Steal-"Ah! Slop cheated! Cheat! An injustice!"
David Saturn-"Carr just lost to a BLINDFOLDED MAN! Slick did use those knucks but he never removed that blindfold once! How on earth will Carr get over this one! Ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Slop should be ashamed of himself!"
David Saturn-"Slick took a risk and it paid off! He must have heard that ref taking the cane from Carr and risked it with the knucks!"
Neal Steal-"Slop cheated as he always does...how can you condone that Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I think he was entitled to one little shortcut...oh God there goes Adkins! I thought he wasn't here! Adkins nails Slick with the title belt!"
Neal Steal-"Slop didn't see him coming! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Suddenly the crowd boo as Tracy Adkins climbs over the barricade! Tracy is limping with legs wrapped in bandages. Tracy walks towards Slick and nails him in the head with the belt! The force knocks Slick over the top rope. Tracy goes to the outside and pulls up the protective mat before delivering a vicious IMPALER right into the concrete! Carr joins in laying in stomps as RCH3 comes running out!
David Saturn-"Here comes the hatchet warrior!"
Neal Steal-"Slop's lucky with B-Man not here tonight that this idiot was here to save him..."
David Saturn-"RCH3 will have his date with SIN that's for sure!"
Tracy and Carr retreat into the crowd as RCH points his hatchet in their direction.
Neal Steal-"Can't blame them for retreating look at this maniac..."
David Saturn-"Even Adkins isn't going to fight a man waving a hatchet around! RCH may well have used it given the chance! We will be back with our main event...the first ever meeting between Lance Invictus and Fa Sho!"
Neal Steal-"Lets hope its the last!"
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David Saturn-"Main event time and I'm just hearing word that Roberto Maggia has banned Anthony Royal from ringside! Still I guess Royal can't stand either man maybe he does not care who wins..."
Neal Steal-"Obviously Maggia is looking out for Sho and Invictus. I wouldn't be surprised if they asked Maggia to stop Mr Royal from coming out simply because they are scared of him..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho costing Lance Invictus the title at BADDLands though Sho's intention it seems was just to ruin the main event. He could have chosen a better way..."
Neal Steal-"He stole the glory of victory from Mr Royal. If anything Invictus should be grateful to Sho because he would have been pinned by Mr Royal otherwise. Or made to submit..."
David Saturn-"Sho and Lance are both men's men. They have a real score to settle here...Sho it seems believes Invictus and Maggia have a conspiracy against him. Not to mention his belief that Silvio is involved...here comes the lord of war!"
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From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
David Saturn-"Lance moments away from winning the title in my view. Royal grabbing the ref who knows what might have happened if not for that and Sho coming out...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal probably isn't even watching this match. He has defeated both men there is no further insight to gain..."
David Saturn-"So why is he here? I just hope we have seen the last of him it would be good to have a title match without interference!"
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Sho immediately charges at Lance and both men engage in a fistfight. Sho slightly gets the better of the initial exchange backing Invictus into the corner and pounding away at him. Sho whips Lance to the opposite corner and uppercuts Lance who quickly reverses the situation. Sho now is backed into the corner and Lance knees him in the ribs then lays in several punches...
David Saturn-"You would think Lance is the angrier of the two but Sho truly believes everyone is out to get him in his current state of mind."
Neal Steal-"They don't look that angry..."
David Saturn-"You can sense it. Sho has trouble controlling his emotions but when he snaps he is uncontrollable. Some people make a mistake when they lose it but Sho is not one of those people..."
Sho reverses a whip to the opposite corner but Lance charges out decking Sho with a clothesline! The crowd booed Sho slightly when he came out and seem to be slightly favouring Lance. Of course there's still a good percentage of Fa Sho fans and the boos were not exactly overpowering. Fans however don't take too kindly when they pay for a PPV and witness the main event being completely ruined...
David Saturn-"I can assure you Lance is pissed off by events at BADDLands. He did not return to be screwed for misguided reasons. Lance is a master of controlling his emotion..."
Neal Steal-"He has no emotion. He's got that serial killer look in his eye he's devoid of human compassion..."
David Saturn-"Nobody is saying Lance is going to kiss babies anytime soon. He probably couldn't care less about the cheers he's getting and that look is pure focus..."
Another clothesline and as Sho gets back up Lance delivers a bulldog! Cover...1,2...and Sho gets his shoulder up. Sho has a slightly crazed look in his eye as Lance pulls him back up and applies a side headlock. Sho manages to counter into a side headlock of his own and Lance backs him into the ropes. Lance whips Sho to the opposite side, Sho rebounds and knocks Lance down with a shoulder charge.
Neal Steal-"Invictus is going to need every single thing Mr Royal taught him here. If he does that he will be able to beat Sho..."
David Saturn-"Lance was a very accomplished athlete when he joined the NIWF its possible they may have learned things from each other. All wrestlers can learn something new from others."
Neal Steal-"I can't recall Sho and Lance ever meeting in NIWF..."
David Saturn-"That's because they never did. Do some research for a change..."
Sho curses at Lance as he gets to his feet and clamps on another side headlock. Lance stays upright and breaks it by backing Sho into the ropes again followed by another whip. On the rebound however Sho again connects with a shoulder charge. Sho charges again, Lance drops down and as Sho rebounds Invictus delivers a tremendous flying clothesline! That came at Sho like a rocket...
David Saturn-"Sho has taken on all comers as CRASH champion. He hasn't faced a tougher task than tonight..."
Neal Steal-"He's faced Mr Royal and Mr Megala both far greater tasks than any wrestler in the world."
David Saturn-"I was referring to his CRASH title defences and Invictus is very much in Royal and Megala's league."
Lance pounding on Sho and it might not take much for this to get out of control. Snapmare by Invictus and then he goes for a boston crab but Sho quickly kicks Lance away. Kick to the ribs by Lance and an abdominal stretch. Lance clutches the ropes taking a slight shortcut there but he's never been afraid to do that. Invictus has never been one to play to the crowd but he's certainly had a favorable response from AWR fans...
Neal Steal-"Some people saying Lance has always fallen short. Not just against Mr Royal but that's what those with an insight into his career have said..."
David Saturn-"He's won numerous titles that's not what I would call falling short. Lance grabbing the ropes there but Sho would do the same..."
Neal Steal-"So you're condoning cheating?"
David Saturn-"At least Lance and Sho are honest about it..."
Sho wouldn't be beyond gaining an unfair advantage either. This is the man who recently snapped another man's ankle for no apparent reason. Neither are role models as the ref still hasn't noticed Lance holding the rope. Finally he notices and breaks the hold. Solid right hand by Invictus, whips Sho into the ropes and Sho delivers a dropkick on the rebound! Lance is knocked to the outside and Sho follows...
David Saturn-"Neither of these men will slow down...two brilliantly conditioned athletes. Sho has been in fine form since arriving in AWR and Lance has been competing elsewhere..."
Neal Steal-"Well he should have stayed there because he would have the chance of being the top man anywhere with Mr Royal not present..."
David Saturn-"Two very grueling matches for Sho and Lance last week too but they are putting on a great show here tonight!"
A slugfest now on the outside halted as Sho rakes the eyes. Headbutt by Sho and then he scoops Lance up looking to deliver SHOTIME on the ramp! Lance escapes by sliding down Sho's back and then he scoops Sho up and slams him on the ramp! Invictus heads back into the ring taking Sho with him. Invictus scoops Sho up again but Sho suddenly reverses into an inside cradle! Feet are on the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal would be appalled by this cheating from both men! Where's the honor and integrity?"
David Saturn-"From which part of your brain do you come up with such asinine statements?"
Neal Steal-"I'm not a brain scientist how would I know...and it was not asinine!"
1,2...and Lance kicks out! Sho using the ropes for leverage there and the ref didn't see it! Right hand by Sho knocks Lance to the mat. Knee to the back of the head and Sho blatantly chokes Invictus. The ref steps in as Sho screams out in a blind rage. Sho manages to keep himself just about controlled (not easy when you're a total psycho!) and whips Lance hard into the corner...
David Saturn-"Sho seems on the verge of losing it at any second. He seems capable of a live meltdown at any moment..."
Neal Steal-"Unfortunately we will have to see one of these men next week as one will be the CRASH champion..."
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure we will but actually the champion won't technically have to defend the belt. It will be 12 12 12 not CRASH Tv and the show is free by the way! It will be a huge show and we still have a PPV to come at the end of the month!"
Sho yells out again as he charges but Lance raises his boot catching Sho in the face. Kick to the ribs by Lance, whip off the ropes and Sho takes out the leg. Sho with an elbowdrop...1...and that shows Sho's state of mind thinking he could beat Lance with that move. That wouldn't put Lance away and Sho applies a rear chinlock as his eyes suggest the lights are on but nobody is home. From a mental standpoint anyway...
David Saturn-"Sho needs help."
Neal Steal-"You say that about Tracy Adkins too..."
David Saturn-"In a different way not all mental issues are the same. They don't surface in the same ways you probably won't see Sho setting innocent people on fire anytime soon..."
Lance fights up to his feet and unleashes a barrage that has Sho reeling. Sho slumps against the ropes and Lance kicks him in the ribs. Whip by Lance, reversed and as Lance rebounds Sho catches him in a sleeper hold. Lance quickly counters the move with a modified neckbreaker driving Sho's neck down hard into his shoulder. Both men now down but quickly up to their feet.
David Saturn-"Great counter there by Invictus!"
Neal Steal-"I really couldn't care less who wins this match. Perhaps they could crack heads and knock each other out cold."
Lance throwing fists at Sho but another eyerake halts that momentum. Sho with a front facelock taking Lance down to the mat. Sho pulls Lance to his feet and delivers a suplex before climbing to the top rope. Sho climbs to the top rope but freezes for a second. Sho seems unsure of himself as Lance is slowly getting to his feet. Sho leaps off but Lance catches him by the arm...crucifix armbar!!!
David Saturn-"That's no ordinary armbar! Lance Invictus knows submission wrestling and Sho is all at sea!"
Neal Steal-"Sho shouldn't have delayed there...crisis of confidence?"
Sho is trapped right in the centre of the ring! Lance wraps his legs around the other arm and Sho is in big trouble! Lance tugs away at the arm looking like he's going to hyper extend it! Sho is yelling out in pain but refusing to tap. The ref sees Sho can barely move and after a few more seconds we hear a sickening snap! Sho screams out in pain but is refusing to quit here...
Neal Steal-"Snap, crackle and pop! Did you hear that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"That echoed around the arena...just a sickening sound there and Sho is hurt!"
Lance keeps the pressure on as sweat is dripping from Sho's forehead. Sho is caught in no man's land here and it seems his arm has been broken. Sho keeps trying to move but can't as Lance keeps the pressure locked on. Lance's face is emotionless as Sho looks like he's passing in and out of consciousness. Lance still does not release the hold and the ref has no choice but to call for the bell!
WINNER BY KNOCKOUT AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION: LANCE INVICTUS
David Saturn-"Absolutely ruthless by Lance Invictus!"
Neal Steal-"Well Sho knows how it feels to have a body part broken now. Uncalled for by Invictus though..."
David Saturn-"He did what he needed to do you can't blame him if Sho wouldn't tap..."
Neal Steal-"Invictus took advantage of a man who has lost his mind. I don't like Fa Sho but Invictus was bullying the handicapped there..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho is not handicapped!"
Neal Steal-"He is now his arm has been broken...look at how limp it looks..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho showed guts but surely he knew he was trapped? What does that say about his mental state? Surely it would have been wise to tap simply to avoid being put on the shelf!"
Neal Steal-"He's an idiot..."
Sho looks like he's out cold...did that uncharacteristic delay on the top rope perhaps cost him? Maybe not but if there's one thing for certain its that Sho has normally looked completely sure of himself in the ring. Sho may have gained back that respect he briefly in the eyes of some fans and Lance did what he had to do. Invictus grabs the CRASH Title then calls for a mic from ringside...
Lance Invictus-"Royal, the Black Swan has officially arrived!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Invictus. I don't like Sho but no compassion whatsoever..."
David Saturn-"Sho cost him the title and Lance will never forget that. He's not nicknamed the Lord Of War for nothing! Tremendous match and join us next week as all hell breaks loose on 12 12 12!"