Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 21, 2012 0:15:54 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #25
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Well everyone to CRASH Tv live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Unfortunately I have been joined here tonight by both Neal Steal and Rusty Axel."
Rusty Axel-"Class all the way Saturn. We ain't been out here 30 seconds and you're already trying to pick an argument!"
David Saturn-"Might as well prepare for the inevitable..."
Neal Steal-"I must say that I appreciate your presence out here Rusty. Since Mr Royal and Mr Megala are not here tonight the viewers need a reason...besides me...to tune in and you're certainly a proven draw!"
David Saturn-"He's never drawn a dime...American or Canadian! Roberto Maggia not here tonight either as we count down to next weeks huge PPV...Unconquered!"
Rusty Axel-"Aren't you going to run down the card and some house show dates then?"
David Saturn-"We don't run down house show dates during the show surely you should know that in your official capacity as head of talent relations? As for the card Lance Invictus will defend the CRASH title against both Robert Carr and Red Randal. A match booked by yourself...very fair..."
Neal Steal-"That's a punishment for Invictus putting Fa Sho out of action! We draw more money for things like PPV with people like that around. Hell will also be in action when he takes on Bret Harris..."
David Saturn-"Coming up right now are two of your favourites Steal and Rusty...Playboy Pete vs Slick!"
Rusty Axel-"Oh jeez!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Rusty Axel-"Healthcare is free here in Canada. Probably a good thing for Slick when he falls in the gutter drunk later tonight..."
David Saturn-"As if you never touch alcohol..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty drinks responsibly and besides he has his own chauffeur! Long overdue I must add for a man of your distinction and legacy in this business..."
Rusty Axel-"I was hoping Pete would get the message after Jason kicked his butt last month but unfortunately here he is..."
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Had nothing at all to do with your constant interference. Slick traveled up here with the bartender who was attacked by Tracy Adkins shortly before Baddlands. He's called Rusty by the way..."
Neal Steal-"There's only ONE Rusty who's worth mentioning!"
Rusty Axel-"No accounting for taste here in Canada. Old Rusty was hoping with Robert Carr and Red Randal here in their home county tonight these fans would be less welcoming to men like Slick."
David Saturn-"Nor the first meeting of these two. Slick emerged victorious from their match last year and he has to be the favorite here."
Huge reaction for Slick probably even bigger than the one Pete received here in his home province of Ontario. Really shows how popular Slick is as Pete looks focused perhaps remembering he lost to Slick when they met in the ring last year. Pete begins to gyrate as Slick watches on not appearing too impressed. Both men go for the lockup but Slick swerves Pete surprising him with a takedown.
David Saturn-"I do hope you stay out of this match Rusty. You will be taking on B-Man at the PPV of course. B-Man isn't here tonight..."
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty don't care who wins this match. Who knows perhaps both of them will lose..."
Neal Steal-"What a sad indictment this is of the AWR's first trip to Canada. These two idiots in the ring..."
Pete isn't exactly known for his amateur wrestling skills and Slick is certainly more well rounded. Speaking of well rounded Pete gyrates again as he gets to his feet. Slick smirks and while claiming he would beat Pete in 3 minutes the 2 men seem to have respect for each other. Slick has been more accomplished in the ring by far but in some ways the 2 mens lifestyles aren't too far apart.
Neal Steal-"Pete is from here in Canada. They must be real proud of him. At least they will be represented by fine athletes like Carr and Randal later..."
Rusty Axel-"Hell and Bret Harris here as well both Canadians. Don't like either of them but at least they might actually try and rassle. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned rasslin these men are making a mockery of the sport..."
David Saturn-"They like to entertain and Slick's record is one you could only dream of!"
Neal Steal-"How dare you speak to a rasslin legend in that manner! Show some respect!"
David Saturn-"So will it be "rasslin" all night then? You're joining us out here all night aren't you Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"For someone who unlike me does not have a cauliflower ear you're stone deaf Saturn. I told you before the show I would be out here all night! Look at these whores Old Rusty only looks at ladies with a touch of class. Don't they have stronger prostitution laws here in Canada? You should know Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Why would I know? What do you think I am a pimp?"
Pete's women seem to be looking as Slick just as much as their own man. Another lockup and this time Slick goes for a waistlock. Slick realises that may not have been the best move as he realises its rather hard to get a grip round such a large waist. Pete begins to gyrate and Slick quickly lets go...and who can blame him! Before Slick can do anything else Pete elbows him hard in the face.
Rusty Axel-"Lou Thesz and Jack Brisco turn in their graves every time this oaf Pete is in the ring. I knew Stu Hart as well a fine Canadian rasslin legend. He learned a lot of the stuff he did in that dungeon from his old pal Rusty!"
David Saturn-"You seriously think anyone believes that?"
Neal Steal-"I know you did most of your wrestling back in the US Rusty but these Canadians hopefully appreciate everything you did for Stu Hart. His family owe this business everything it made the Harts..."
Rusty Axel-"That sharpshooter hold was a little somethin' I taught Bret as well..."
David Saturn-"Was it really you in disguise when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon as well?"
Slick clubs Pete hard across the back in retaliation and applies a side headlock. Pete pushes Slick into the ropes and as Slick rebounds he runs right into Pete's elbow. Slick sent down to the outside and Pete's women approach looking concerned. Pete looks amused as Slick grins at the women who obviously haven't see much wrestling if they thought Slick would be hurt by that.
Rusty Axel-"There's no need for these sexual gestures. I ain't gonna tolerate this there will be fines and suspensions..."
David Saturn-"As long as Maggia does not step in..."
Rusty Axel-"Young Roberto only cares about the World Title. I care about the whole show from top to bottom. Quality action bell to bell that's old Rusty's motto though I ain't enjoying the action here at all...what little there is of it..."
Neal Steal-"Just look at Pete. There's people starving in Africa and other countries. What he consumes could feed a whole village in Ethiopia! Probably end the famine there in fact!"
Slick back into the ring and he mocks Pete gyrating in front of him. Slick talks some trash and Pete stuns him with an uppercut which actually knocked Slick to the mat. Slick gets back up maybe realising he could have slightly underestimated Pete here...and indeed the match has gone just over 3 minutes. Pete with a shot to the jaw, Slick charges, ducks a clothesline and charges back...
Neal Steal-"Oh that's disgusting..."
David Saturn-"Slick's faced some tough things in his time but that might be his most challenging obstacle!"
Rusty Axel-"Get a different camera shot for Christs sake do we really need a close up shot of his butt like that?"
David Saturn-"I don't think anyone would disagree!"
Pete bends over causing Slick to stop in his tracks. Slick clearly unsure about touching Pete's ass but after a moment he punches Pete right on the ass. The crowd laugh as it seems it actually hurt Slick more than Pete! That ass is rock solid! Slick grabs his hand as Pete laughs but Slick takes out Pete's legs with a low dropkick! Pete's defensive wrestling not exactly exemplary there...
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty wouldn't keep making mistakes like that..."
David Saturn-"Like slipping off the top rope and losing the tag title match?"
Neal Steal-"They didn't wash the ropes properly it was greasy..."
Rusty Axel-"That ring crew ain't gonna make that mistake again!"
Both men have left themselves open to attacks in this match. In Pete's case its the norm while Slick may now be taking the match a little more serious. Pete up on his feet and it looks like Slick is thinking about a fisherman suplex. Realising Pete may not be weakened enough combined with the weight Slick shifts to the back taking Pete down with a russian leg sweep.
David Saturn-"Slick not the biggest wrestler by far but I wouldn't rule out seeing him life Pete of his feet!"
Rusty Axel-"Looks like a whale washed up on a beach. Look at that mountain of flab on the mat..."
Neal Steal-"They will have to clean everything properly. Pete is the greasiest rassler I've ever seen no sense of hygiene at all..."
Pete pulls himself up in the corner but leaves himself open to several shots to the ribs. Pete looks winded but then he shoves Slick hard down to the mat! Pete goes to the top rope but is a little slow and Slick climbs up. Surely Slick isn't going to try a superplex here? That would be an accomplishment but as Pete resists suddenly the top rope snaps! Both men go crashing to the mat!
Neal Steal-"That was a reason Rusty slipped as well! They hadn't tightened the ropes properly..."
David Saturn-"What's Rusty doing?"
Rusty gets up from his seat at the announce table and calls for the bell!
WINNER: NO CONTEST?
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Why did you stop the match?"
Rusty Axel-"Well ain't that obvious Saturn the ropes broken..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly that could cause serious injury..."
Rusty Axel-"We only have so much time. I've told young Roberto we don't need to do these shows live. See what happens we won't have time to fix that rope if the match continues..."
David Saturn-"Its just a convenient excuse to screw both Pete and Slick! They don't look too happy...oh that's right run through the crowd!"
Rusty steps into the crowd as Pete and Slick look set to follow. Realising Rusty will get away Slick and Pete make their way back up the ramp. Rusty slowly retakes his seat at the announce table.
David Saturn-"You have to imagine they will get their hands on you at some point. B-Man certainly will next week!"
Rusty Axel-"Fair is fair Saturn. It wouldn't have been fair on Invictus either having to face 2 men with a broken rope. Ending this match will em' time to fix the thing during the commercial."
David Saturn-"You're the one who made it a handicap match for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"Nobody wanted to see that match anyway mercifully the rope snapped and saved us all!"
David Saturn-"Good thing Maggia isn't here or..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed it is!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! We will be back in a moment as Bret Harris has a mammoth task awaiting him when he takes on Hell!"
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From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"Hell making his presence known last week that's for sure!"
Rusty Axel-"I should fine him for that. The Badd Boyz, Invictus, RCH3, Rattlesnake...they should all be fined..."
David Saturn-"Well what about SIN and Royal they were involved in that brawl!"
Rusty Axel-"They were trying to restore order..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...Bret...HARRIS!!![/b]
Rusty Axel-"I give this boy no chance in Hell of beating Hell!"
David Saturn-"For once you have predicted something wrestling related which may be right! Bret getting a decent reaction here in Canada but not even close to the one Hell received in his own country..."
Neal Steal-"I don't know why a devil worshipper like Hell supposedly even cares about stuff like countries and where he's from. All Hell really cares about is himself. He's gone back to his old attitude using his daughter's death as an excuse to inflict pain and suffering..."
David Saturn-"Was urinating in your car not sufficient warning or do you just have a deathwish? Quit mentioning the man's daughter. Hell might overhear you..."
Neal Steal-"He wouldn't dare touch me with Rusty here!"
Rusty Axel-"Absolutely. He comes over here Old Rusty will protect you in a heartbeat Neal!"
Hell enters the ring and ducks a clothesline (too obvious from Bret) and begins unleashing multiple solid right hands. Kick to the ribs from Hell and he goes to whip Bret into the ropes. Reversed by Bret, Hell charges back, ducks a clothesline and then catches Bret with a flying clothesline on the second rebound! That was tremendous athleticism for a 7 footer but this is the colossal Hell!
David Saturn-"Matt Harris not out here..."
Neal Steal-"Coward."
David Saturn-"How do you know if he's a coward?"
Rusty Axel-"Matt Harris is Canadian you think he wouldn't want to be out here. He's too scared of this monster Hell!"
David Saturn-"I don't think any of the Harris Brothers could be considered cowards. Rattlesnake the third Harris Brother of course..."
Neal Steal-"So what? We know that already...."
Hell rams Bret head first into the turnbuckle. Matt Harris is conspicuous by his absence at ringside perhaps remembering his loss to Hell at Baddlands. Hell chokes Bret in the corner and the ref quickly breaks it up. Not much relief for Bret though as he lays in several stiff jabs to the ribs. Bret won't be able to take much abuse like this and Hell may well demolish Bret here at this rate.
Rusty Axel-"Go for the legs and get him off his feet. It ain't rocket science Harris!"
David Saturn-"Who are you to be giving out advice?"
Neal Steal-"He's RUSTY AXEL that's who he is to be giving out advice! A legend of the sport!"
David Saturn-"Good thing healthcare is free in Canada because Bret might be needing it..."
Rusty Axel-"I would smack you in the mouth but maybe I'll save that for the US..."
David Saturn-"I do have a healthcare policy and insurance you know? Increased my premium after Royal assaulted me last year actually..."
Neal Steal-"A richly deserved beating that was too..."
Hell whips Bret to the opposite corner and as Bret charges back out Hell grabs him by the throat! As we saw last week (and many times before) that is almost like a vice being placed around your neck! There is absolutely no escape for Bret here as he sends Bret crashing into the mat! Hell simply places a foot over Bret as the referee makes the count! 1,2...3!!! Absolutely ruthless from Hell!
David Saturn-"Well mercifully for Bret its over..."
Neal Steal-"Or is it?"
Rusty Axel-"These flamin' pyromaniacs again! Isn't it enough when they make their entrances! These Canadians must be scared they ain't used to loud bangs its like a warzone..."
David Saturn-"Well they aren't exactly known for their military accomplishments..."
Rusty Axel-"Sounds like a damn bomb going off! Young Roberto needs to save this for special occasions...maybe Bonfire Night and that's it..."
After the match is over Hell raises his arms upwards toward the ceiling. Pyros begin exploding and once again a greenish mist fills the arena followed by the same foul smell like the last time. The crowd watch as a cross is lowered from the rafters of the building. Once it touches the arena floor Hell smirks as he grabs Bret by the hair and drags him out of the ring.
Rusty Axel-"What's this got to do with professional rasslin? I don't give a damn about that Harris boy but this stuff has to be stopped!"
David Saturn-"Go up there and stop him then..."
Rusty Axel-"I promised the viewers commentary here tonight from me and that's what they are gonna get!"
David Saturn-"Yes I guess it would be hard commentating with a broken neck..."
Rusty Axel-"I've broken my neck before and finer men than Hell did that."
Neal Steal-"You don't want Rusty going up there Saturn. You don't want one of your favorites like Hell taken out of action!"
The cross now in a laying down position Hell slams Bret onto it. He ties Bret's hands to the cross. Hell reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer! Hell walks to Bret who is helpless to avoid what is about to happen. Hell swings the hammer bashing Bret right on his right hand! Bret seemed to be out cold but upon impact he is wide eyed and screaming in pain.
Rusty Axel-"This is the sport of rasslin! We don't need brutality like that even on an idiot like young Harris here!"
David Saturn-"Well we know the type of person Hell is what else should we expect?"
Neal Steal-"You should be condemning it Saturn you're so biased towards Hell..."
David Saturn-"I don't agree with this lets just hope Hell does not go too far!"
Rusty Axel-"How much further could he go. He just smashed the man't hand with a hammer for goodness sake!"
Hell turns to the camera smirking. Once again he raises his hands up ward and the cross begins to life up ward. As the cross reaches halfway up hell motions and the cross stops. Then Hell grabs a Mic from the announce table.
David Saturn-"Why didn't you stop him then he was right up close you could have said something..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Hell is going to do anything else..."
Rusty Axel-"Hell ain't got permission for mic time here tonight. We can't just have people changing the format as they please! Hell was signed to a one fall singles rasslin bout with Bret Harris and nothing else!"
Hell: Tracy Adkins I know you love pain. I hope you are watching this Tracy because I want you to witness just a sample of what I intend to dish out to you for pain.
The arena is deathly quiet as everyone is in disbelief.
Hell: I did that because I took Pity on Bret Harris and decided to leave him at least one good hand to be able to wipe his ass with! You Tracy will not be so god damn lucky. In fact you will be lucky if you can take a shit once I shove this size fifteen boot straight up your ass Adkins. I am back. The new Blood has returned and I am going to start with you Adkins!
Hell: I will make an example out of everyone here till I work my way up to you Royal. Then I will not be so kind to you as what I will be to any of the others I batter and hurt before you. When the time comes Anthony Royal you will pay and pay dearly for what you have done to me in the past. For now Anthony sit back and enjoy the carnage and destruction I cause to everyone who stands in my way.
Hell is emotionless.
Hell: Tracy Adkins watch very closely.
Once again Hell raises his arms up wards. As the cross lifts a bit higher up Hell makes a motion with his hands as if too say now. All around the outside of the cross it begins to ignite in flames. The fire is not enough to burn Bret fully but Bret is feeling the result of the heat on his flesh. Hell laughs in a very evil tone.
Hell: HAHAHAHAHAHA.......BURN BITCH....BURN!
Hell turns around and walks away as the cross begins to lower and help rushes out to aid Bret.
David Saturn-"My God!"
Neal Steal-"He could have seriously burned Harris!"
Rusty Axel-"Bret Harris is a very lucky man. If it wasn't for me hiring these backstage workers he would have been fried!"
David Saturn-"They worked here before you were head of talent relations. Hell sending out an ominous message to the whole AWR as if chokeslamming damn neat the whole roster last week wasn't impactful enough!"
Neal Steal-"Look how he threatens Mr Royal only when he knows Mr Royal isn't here.
David Saturn-"You know full well Hell isn't a coward! The main event for the CRASH title...NEXT!"
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From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
David Saturn-"Lance Invictus booked into this handicap match by yourself Rusty Axel. No doubt Royal and maybe Megala having some influence over that."
Rusty Axel-"Silvio and Anthony have given me free reign and I made this match myself. Like Neal said its a punishment for Lance putting Fa Sho out of action."
David Saturn-"You couldn't care less about Fa Sho..."
Neal Steal-"I would be reading out the get well address right now if I had it..."
David Saturn-"You don't even like the man! Fa Sho will be out of action for a while longer yet. Actually I should note making his debut at the PPV will be a man named Declan Black someone who we have heard tremendous things about. He will go one on one with RCH3!"
From Halifax, Canada and Ontario Canada...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Not a great reaction for these two Canadians!"
Neal Steal-"So much for national pride! Where's your sense of patriotism! Carr and Randal do Canada proud!"
Rusty Axel-"Exactly and who else does anything for them? They stink at most sports outside Canada..."
David Saturn-"We know how tough Lance Invictus is and he may have to show every bit of that toughness here tonight..."
Invictus certainly has guts defending his CRASH title against two men. Randal and Carr have been humiliated in the past but also proven to be very dangerous. Maybe more evident when directly under the influence of Tracy Adkins who isn't here tonight. Randal in particular of course very much subservient to Adkins. Carr apparently still the leader of SIN in name at least...
Rusty Axel-"I'm happy to let Tracy Adkins compete but young Roberto banning him from being here. He couldn't even be bothered to travel up to Canada..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly Maggia thinks he's too good to be up here..."
David Saturn-"...and it just happens to be the first show Anthony Royal has missed since he signed with AWR. Is he too good for Canada then?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal certainly is. Look at the way they treat their own countymen fine men like Carr and Randal. They aren't deserving of the chance to see Mr Royal!"
Carr the first ever CRASH champion but he hasn't hit such heights since defeating Adkins for the belt. The lowest point losing to a blindfolded man (even one like Slick) which could top Carr's encounters with Naughty Ned as his lowest career moment. Rusty Axel watching intently at ringside and he made this match. Perhaps Maggia may have stepped in but Lance would never duck a challenge...
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins will be back in action at the PPV of course. Most people would be terrified of facing Hell but being the psycho Adkins is he probably relishes it..."
Neal Steal-"Robert Carr will face Bret Harris if he's in any condition to rassle..."
Rusty Axel-"At least we might get to see some serious rasslin earlier. We have had two clowns facing each other and a complete mismatch. At least now we have a quality championship bout to witness..."
Lance is watching both men intently. Carr and Randal don't rush any mistakes wouldn't be as easily punished in a handicap match. Seems Maggia may have intervened to an extent after all as Randal looks like he would have to tag himself in. Lance locks up with Carr and Lance goes for a waistlock takedown. Carr grabs the ropes but is pressed against the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Bet Maggia is the one who has made this a tag handicap..."
Neal Steal-"He had no right to interfere in a match booked by Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"Exactly. He has authorisation over the World title and that's it. He should stop sticking his nose where it don't belong!"
David Saturn-"Maggia calls the shots. You're just a puppet for Royal and Megala. It must hurt that Maggia does not even give a damn about your presence! That's how big a threat you are..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia's afraid to approach Rusty that's why..."
Hard shot to the back by Lance taking his time here watching as Carr gets back to his feet. Cold stare by Invictus perhaps trying to psyche Carr out here...not very hard! Carr recklessly charges and Lance catches his foot as Carr goes for a kick to the ribs. Lance will defend himself easily against such obvious attacks and a hard right hand knocks Carr to the mat. Carr clutches his jaw.
David Saturn-"Can't be that predictable against Lance..."
Neal Steal-"That was just to lure Lance into a false sense of security. You say Carr and Randal make reckless mistakes that's just all act to boost their opponents confidence before they take them out..."
David Saturn-"That's a load of crap."
Rusty Axel-"It would be nice to see either Carr or Randal wearing this prestigious CRASH championship..."
Lance pulls Carr to his feet and goes for a whip. Carr reverses and Randal clubs Lance across the back. Carr knocks Lance down with a knee high dropkick. Carr yells at the crowd who did not respond warmly to either despite being from Canada. Carr and Randal both looked angry at the reaction they got from their fellow countrymen as they came out.
David Saturn-"Royal watching at home. This is intended to put Invictus out of action before this PPV. Royal couldn't care less whether Lance has the CRASH title or not he just wants to protect his own belt at all costs!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal has total respect for that rasslin championship. He has respect for the sport of rasslin..."
Rusty Axel-"Exactly its a shame there aren't more like him. I fear for the future of this business after I go up to the great ring in the sky. Anthony and Silvio could be the last in a long line of greatness really. Carr could be great as well..."
Carr with an insulting slap to the face followed by a right hand. Several shots follow backing Lance into the corner. Lance knocked to the mat but quickly back up. Loud "Carr sucks" chant from the crowd as he jabs Invictus with more rights. Lance taking the shots well but too many shots like that will knock you down eventually. Carr taunts the crowd again as he knocks Lance to the mat.
David Saturn-"Carr has a lot of tools he just does not implement them often enough. Look at him abusing this crowd..."
Neal Steal-"They should show some respect. Some rasslers pretend they are from the United States people like Carr and Randal admit they are Canadian. They should be proud to be represented by such athletes..."
Rusty Axel-"I'm pleased we are seeing some athletic rasslin at last..."
Hard right hand from Carr again as he pulls Lance to his feet. Lance reverses and as Carr charges back Lance grabs him by the arm and tosses him over the top rope! Carr grabs his back and angrily pounds the mat. Randal steps into the ring distracting Lance as he clubs him from behind. Randal goes back to the apron and as Lance gets back up Carr clubs him from behind with both hands.
David Saturn-"Look at that look Carr just gave Randal..."
Rusty Axel-"What look? Carr was clearly glaring at the crowd..."
David Saturn-"He was looking right at Randal..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up and stop lying Saturn...its obvious Carr simply didn't hear the tag. This crowd have been distracting Robert with their disrespect..."
Carr gives Randal a little glare as Randal calls for the tag. Randal looks irritated by Carr ignoring him. Perhaps Carr wants to pin Lance himself in front of these Canadian fans. More right hands from Carr but suddenly Lance scoops Carr up looking for the FALLEN ANGEL! Carr so very nearly taken off guard in a split second and that's all it takes to win for someone as dangerous as Lance!
David Saturn-"As quick as a flash it could have been over!"
Neal Steal-"Its not that good a move..."
David Saturn-"Put Royal down last week didn't it?"
Rusty Axel-"Royal is perfectly fit and healthy stop making out he won't be fit for the PPV..."
David Saturn-"I simply said Royal suffered effects from the Fallen Angel finisher last week. It took him a couple of minutes to get up after we went off the air..."
Carr however does manage to slip down Lance's back avoiding the move. Carr with a shot to the back and then delivers a solid elbow to the head. A hammering blow and Carr plants Lance into the mat with a DDT! Randal screams for the tag but Carr (perhaps correctly) goes for a cover! 1,2...big upset perhaps...but Lance kicks out! Carr back up and starts pulling Lance to his feet...
Neal Steal-"Invictus has had nothing but luck since he joined. If it wasn't for Sho and RCH he would have suffered 2 pinfall losses. That is unless Mr Royal had decided to go for a submission..."
David Saturn-"He's been nothing but impressive. He hasn't beaten Royal one on one but if anything I think Royal is the one who is suffering psychologically in fear of Invictus..."
Neal Steal-"Your delusions are legendary in their proportions..."
Rusty Axel-"Nothing worse than delusion..."
Lance with a shot to the ribs doubling Carr over. Another shot to the face and Lance charges off the ropes. Both men knock each other down with clotheslines. Randal steps into the ring as Lance fell quite close. Lance senses Randal's approach and turns round staring at Randal who halts. Carr charges but Lance sees it coming this time and Carr takes Randal out with a spear instead!
David Saturn-"Oops...a little malfunction at the junction! Carr and Randal clearly not getting along...something Royal and yourself didn't anticipate Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"It was an accident!"
David Saturn-"I think it was but will Randal see it that way?"
Rusty Axel-"Randal will pick himself up like a man and Carr will tag him into this match. Carr was being selfless by wrestling all the match up until now. He probably would have tagged Randal in at the end let him win the CRASH title. One thing about SIN...and I'm only affiliated these days is the close bond..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes so close one member threatened to set another on fire..."
Unfortunate error and that won't help the tension that has been evident between them in this match! Carr shrugs (maybe thinking path is clear for him to take the glory) but as he turns round Lance knocks him down with a clothesline! Carr back up and Lance knocks him down again. Carr back up again and Lance ducks a clothesline, charges off the ropes...shoulder tackle!
David Saturn-"Lance in the ascendancy here!"
Neal Steal-"Hurry up Randal!"
Rusty Axel-"You shouldn't throw your opponent into the air like that. Rasslers should stay on the ground moves like that should be an automatic DQ..."
Lance whips Carr in the ropes, Carr rebounds...baaaaacccccckkk body drop! Carr pulls himself up in the corner and Lance unleashes with multiples shots to the ribs. Lance is on fire here firing away with lefts and rights but Randal charges from behind. Randal does not attack Lance...instead he attacks Carr! Clearly Randal is pissed off by that spear...are SIN disintegrating here before our eyes?
David Saturn-"The plot has imploded here!"
Neal Steal-"It was an accident Randal!"
Rusty Axel-"Randal has a temper but please get it under control! This ain't the time Randal!"
David Saturn-"Don't you just love it when certain plans do NOT come to fruition! Should have sensed this egomaniac Carr would want the glory for himself! Even if I had I would have expected him to at least tag Randal in!"
Lance predicted jealousy and being the intelligent man he is perhaps knew all along Carr and Randal would want the win for themselves at all costs in Canada of all places. Not to mention the CRASH title being on the line as well! Randal unloading here as Lance watches on. Another right by Randal knocks Carr into Lance's path and Lance nails Carr with a right. Randal and Lance actually trading shots on Carr now...
Neal Steal-"Attack Invictus! What are you doing Randal!"
Rusty Axel-"Randal is being so stubborn!"
David Saturn-"Royal must be putting his foot through his TV!"
Randal powerslams Carr into the mat! Randal celebrates but stupidly takes his eyes off Lance. As Randal turns round Lance scoops him up and delivers the FALLEN ANGEL! Lance then applies the CRUCIFIX ARMBAR to Carr! Carr screams out in pain and immediately taps!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: LANCE INVICTUS
David Saturn-"Lance spoke of jealousy! I bet he and Maggia sensed this would happen all along! Yet another plan backfires on you Rusty...or in this case it especially backfires on Royal!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
Rusty Axel-"I expected better from Randal here..."
David Saturn-"I think Carr was more to blame actually. Randal's relationship with SIN was strenuous at best and now it may be beyond repair!"
Lance releases the hold and smirks as Carr writhes on the mat screaming in pain. Randal is down and Lance raises his hands posing over both men! Lance motions to his waist sending a clear message to Anthony Royal ahead of Unconquered!
Neal Steal-"Yes think about that CRASH title Invictus! At least you will still have that after the PPV!"
Rusty Axel-"That is a very lucky man indeed!"
David Saturn-"Invictus retains the CRASH title and maybe this time next week he will be the new AWR World Champion! We will see you all at Unconquered!"
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David Saturn-"Well everyone to CRASH Tv live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Unfortunately I have been joined here tonight by both Neal Steal and Rusty Axel."
Rusty Axel-"Class all the way Saturn. We ain't been out here 30 seconds and you're already trying to pick an argument!"
David Saturn-"Might as well prepare for the inevitable..."
Neal Steal-"I must say that I appreciate your presence out here Rusty. Since Mr Royal and Mr Megala are not here tonight the viewers need a reason...besides me...to tune in and you're certainly a proven draw!"
David Saturn-"He's never drawn a dime...American or Canadian! Roberto Maggia not here tonight either as we count down to next weeks huge PPV...Unconquered!"
Rusty Axel-"Aren't you going to run down the card and some house show dates then?"
David Saturn-"We don't run down house show dates during the show surely you should know that in your official capacity as head of talent relations? As for the card Lance Invictus will defend the CRASH title against both Robert Carr and Red Randal. A match booked by yourself...very fair..."
Neal Steal-"That's a punishment for Invictus putting Fa Sho out of action! We draw more money for things like PPV with people like that around. Hell will also be in action when he takes on Bret Harris..."
David Saturn-"Coming up right now are two of your favourites Steal and Rusty...Playboy Pete vs Slick!"
Rusty Axel-"Oh jeez!"
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From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Rusty Axel-"Healthcare is free here in Canada. Probably a good thing for Slick when he falls in the gutter drunk later tonight..."
David Saturn-"As if you never touch alcohol..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty drinks responsibly and besides he has his own chauffeur! Long overdue I must add for a man of your distinction and legacy in this business..."
Rusty Axel-"I was hoping Pete would get the message after Jason kicked his butt last month but unfortunately here he is..."
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Had nothing at all to do with your constant interference. Slick traveled up here with the bartender who was attacked by Tracy Adkins shortly before Baddlands. He's called Rusty by the way..."
Neal Steal-"There's only ONE Rusty who's worth mentioning!"
Rusty Axel-"No accounting for taste here in Canada. Old Rusty was hoping with Robert Carr and Red Randal here in their home county tonight these fans would be less welcoming to men like Slick."
David Saturn-"Nor the first meeting of these two. Slick emerged victorious from their match last year and he has to be the favorite here."
Huge reaction for Slick probably even bigger than the one Pete received here in his home province of Ontario. Really shows how popular Slick is as Pete looks focused perhaps remembering he lost to Slick when they met in the ring last year. Pete begins to gyrate as Slick watches on not appearing too impressed. Both men go for the lockup but Slick swerves Pete surprising him with a takedown.
David Saturn-"I do hope you stay out of this match Rusty. You will be taking on B-Man at the PPV of course. B-Man isn't here tonight..."
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty don't care who wins this match. Who knows perhaps both of them will lose..."
Neal Steal-"What a sad indictment this is of the AWR's first trip to Canada. These two idiots in the ring..."
Pete isn't exactly known for his amateur wrestling skills and Slick is certainly more well rounded. Speaking of well rounded Pete gyrates again as he gets to his feet. Slick smirks and while claiming he would beat Pete in 3 minutes the 2 men seem to have respect for each other. Slick has been more accomplished in the ring by far but in some ways the 2 mens lifestyles aren't too far apart.
Neal Steal-"Pete is from here in Canada. They must be real proud of him. At least they will be represented by fine athletes like Carr and Randal later..."
Rusty Axel-"Hell and Bret Harris here as well both Canadians. Don't like either of them but at least they might actually try and rassle. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned rasslin these men are making a mockery of the sport..."
David Saturn-"They like to entertain and Slick's record is one you could only dream of!"
Neal Steal-"How dare you speak to a rasslin legend in that manner! Show some respect!"
David Saturn-"So will it be "rasslin" all night then? You're joining us out here all night aren't you Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"For someone who unlike me does not have a cauliflower ear you're stone deaf Saturn. I told you before the show I would be out here all night! Look at these whores Old Rusty only looks at ladies with a touch of class. Don't they have stronger prostitution laws here in Canada? You should know Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Why would I know? What do you think I am a pimp?"
Pete's women seem to be looking as Slick just as much as their own man. Another lockup and this time Slick goes for a waistlock. Slick realises that may not have been the best move as he realises its rather hard to get a grip round such a large waist. Pete begins to gyrate and Slick quickly lets go...and who can blame him! Before Slick can do anything else Pete elbows him hard in the face.
Rusty Axel-"Lou Thesz and Jack Brisco turn in their graves every time this oaf Pete is in the ring. I knew Stu Hart as well a fine Canadian rasslin legend. He learned a lot of the stuff he did in that dungeon from his old pal Rusty!"
David Saturn-"You seriously think anyone believes that?"
Neal Steal-"I know you did most of your wrestling back in the US Rusty but these Canadians hopefully appreciate everything you did for Stu Hart. His family owe this business everything it made the Harts..."
Rusty Axel-"That sharpshooter hold was a little somethin' I taught Bret as well..."
David Saturn-"Was it really you in disguise when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon as well?"
Slick clubs Pete hard across the back in retaliation and applies a side headlock. Pete pushes Slick into the ropes and as Slick rebounds he runs right into Pete's elbow. Slick sent down to the outside and Pete's women approach looking concerned. Pete looks amused as Slick grins at the women who obviously haven't see much wrestling if they thought Slick would be hurt by that.
Rusty Axel-"There's no need for these sexual gestures. I ain't gonna tolerate this there will be fines and suspensions..."
David Saturn-"As long as Maggia does not step in..."
Rusty Axel-"Young Roberto only cares about the World Title. I care about the whole show from top to bottom. Quality action bell to bell that's old Rusty's motto though I ain't enjoying the action here at all...what little there is of it..."
Neal Steal-"Just look at Pete. There's people starving in Africa and other countries. What he consumes could feed a whole village in Ethiopia! Probably end the famine there in fact!"
Slick back into the ring and he mocks Pete gyrating in front of him. Slick talks some trash and Pete stuns him with an uppercut which actually knocked Slick to the mat. Slick gets back up maybe realising he could have slightly underestimated Pete here...and indeed the match has gone just over 3 minutes. Pete with a shot to the jaw, Slick charges, ducks a clothesline and charges back...
Neal Steal-"Oh that's disgusting..."
David Saturn-"Slick's faced some tough things in his time but that might be his most challenging obstacle!"
Rusty Axel-"Get a different camera shot for Christs sake do we really need a close up shot of his butt like that?"
David Saturn-"I don't think anyone would disagree!"
Pete bends over causing Slick to stop in his tracks. Slick clearly unsure about touching Pete's ass but after a moment he punches Pete right on the ass. The crowd laugh as it seems it actually hurt Slick more than Pete! That ass is rock solid! Slick grabs his hand as Pete laughs but Slick takes out Pete's legs with a low dropkick! Pete's defensive wrestling not exactly exemplary there...
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty wouldn't keep making mistakes like that..."
David Saturn-"Like slipping off the top rope and losing the tag title match?"
Neal Steal-"They didn't wash the ropes properly it was greasy..."
Rusty Axel-"That ring crew ain't gonna make that mistake again!"
Both men have left themselves open to attacks in this match. In Pete's case its the norm while Slick may now be taking the match a little more serious. Pete up on his feet and it looks like Slick is thinking about a fisherman suplex. Realising Pete may not be weakened enough combined with the weight Slick shifts to the back taking Pete down with a russian leg sweep.
David Saturn-"Slick not the biggest wrestler by far but I wouldn't rule out seeing him life Pete of his feet!"
Rusty Axel-"Looks like a whale washed up on a beach. Look at that mountain of flab on the mat..."
Neal Steal-"They will have to clean everything properly. Pete is the greasiest rassler I've ever seen no sense of hygiene at all..."
Pete pulls himself up in the corner but leaves himself open to several shots to the ribs. Pete looks winded but then he shoves Slick hard down to the mat! Pete goes to the top rope but is a little slow and Slick climbs up. Surely Slick isn't going to try a superplex here? That would be an accomplishment but as Pete resists suddenly the top rope snaps! Both men go crashing to the mat!
Neal Steal-"That was a reason Rusty slipped as well! They hadn't tightened the ropes properly..."
David Saturn-"What's Rusty doing?"
Rusty gets up from his seat at the announce table and calls for the bell!
WINNER: NO CONTEST?
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Why did you stop the match?"
Rusty Axel-"Well ain't that obvious Saturn the ropes broken..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly that could cause serious injury..."
Rusty Axel-"We only have so much time. I've told young Roberto we don't need to do these shows live. See what happens we won't have time to fix that rope if the match continues..."
David Saturn-"Its just a convenient excuse to screw both Pete and Slick! They don't look too happy...oh that's right run through the crowd!"
Rusty steps into the crowd as Pete and Slick look set to follow. Realising Rusty will get away Slick and Pete make their way back up the ramp. Rusty slowly retakes his seat at the announce table.
David Saturn-"You have to imagine they will get their hands on you at some point. B-Man certainly will next week!"
Rusty Axel-"Fair is fair Saturn. It wouldn't have been fair on Invictus either having to face 2 men with a broken rope. Ending this match will em' time to fix the thing during the commercial."
David Saturn-"You're the one who made it a handicap match for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"Nobody wanted to see that match anyway mercifully the rope snapped and saved us all!"
David Saturn-"Good thing Maggia isn't here or..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed it is!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! We will be back in a moment as Bret Harris has a mammoth task awaiting him when he takes on Hell!"
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From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"Hell making his presence known last week that's for sure!"
Rusty Axel-"I should fine him for that. The Badd Boyz, Invictus, RCH3, Rattlesnake...they should all be fined..."
David Saturn-"Well what about SIN and Royal they were involved in that brawl!"
Rusty Axel-"They were trying to restore order..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...Bret...HARRIS!!!
Rusty Axel-"I give this boy no chance in Hell of beating Hell!"
David Saturn-"For once you have predicted something wrestling related which may be right! Bret getting a decent reaction here in Canada but not even close to the one Hell received in his own country..."
Neal Steal-"I don't know why a devil worshipper like Hell supposedly even cares about stuff like countries and where he's from. All Hell really cares about is himself. He's gone back to his old attitude using his daughter's death as an excuse to inflict pain and suffering..."
David Saturn-"Was urinating in your car not sufficient warning or do you just have a deathwish? Quit mentioning the man's daughter. Hell might overhear you..."
Neal Steal-"He wouldn't dare touch me with Rusty here!"
Rusty Axel-"Absolutely. He comes over here Old Rusty will protect you in a heartbeat Neal!"
Hell enters the ring and ducks a clothesline (too obvious from Bret) and begins unleashing multiple solid right hands. Kick to the ribs from Hell and he goes to whip Bret into the ropes. Reversed by Bret, Hell charges back, ducks a clothesline and then catches Bret with a flying clothesline on the second rebound! That was tremendous athleticism for a 7 footer but this is the colossal Hell!
David Saturn-"Matt Harris not out here..."
Neal Steal-"Coward."
David Saturn-"How do you know if he's a coward?"
Rusty Axel-"Matt Harris is Canadian you think he wouldn't want to be out here. He's too scared of this monster Hell!"
David Saturn-"I don't think any of the Harris Brothers could be considered cowards. Rattlesnake the third Harris Brother of course..."
Neal Steal-"So what? We know that already...."
Hell rams Bret head first into the turnbuckle. Matt Harris is conspicuous by his absence at ringside perhaps remembering his loss to Hell at Baddlands. Hell chokes Bret in the corner and the ref quickly breaks it up. Not much relief for Bret though as he lays in several stiff jabs to the ribs. Bret won't be able to take much abuse like this and Hell may well demolish Bret here at this rate.
Rusty Axel-"Go for the legs and get him off his feet. It ain't rocket science Harris!"
David Saturn-"Who are you to be giving out advice?"
Neal Steal-"He's RUSTY AXEL that's who he is to be giving out advice! A legend of the sport!"
David Saturn-"Good thing healthcare is free in Canada because Bret might be needing it..."
Rusty Axel-"I would smack you in the mouth but maybe I'll save that for the US..."
David Saturn-"I do have a healthcare policy and insurance you know? Increased my premium after Royal assaulted me last year actually..."
Neal Steal-"A richly deserved beating that was too..."
Hell whips Bret to the opposite corner and as Bret charges back out Hell grabs him by the throat! As we saw last week (and many times before) that is almost like a vice being placed around your neck! There is absolutely no escape for Bret here as he sends Bret crashing into the mat! Hell simply places a foot over Bret as the referee makes the count! 1,2...3!!! Absolutely ruthless from Hell!
WINNER BY PINFALL: HELL
David Saturn-"Well mercifully for Bret its over..."
Neal Steal-"Or is it?"
Rusty Axel-"These flamin' pyromaniacs again! Isn't it enough when they make their entrances! These Canadians must be scared they ain't used to loud bangs its like a warzone..."
David Saturn-"Well they aren't exactly known for their military accomplishments..."
Rusty Axel-"Sounds like a damn bomb going off! Young Roberto needs to save this for special occasions...maybe Bonfire Night and that's it..."
After the match is over Hell raises his arms upwards toward the ceiling. Pyros begin exploding and once again a greenish mist fills the arena followed by the same foul smell like the last time. The crowd watch as a cross is lowered from the rafters of the building. Once it touches the arena floor Hell smirks as he grabs Bret by the hair and drags him out of the ring.
Rusty Axel-"What's this got to do with professional rasslin? I don't give a damn about that Harris boy but this stuff has to be stopped!"
David Saturn-"Go up there and stop him then..."
Rusty Axel-"I promised the viewers commentary here tonight from me and that's what they are gonna get!"
David Saturn-"Yes I guess it would be hard commentating with a broken neck..."
Rusty Axel-"I've broken my neck before and finer men than Hell did that."
Neal Steal-"You don't want Rusty going up there Saturn. You don't want one of your favorites like Hell taken out of action!"
The cross now in a laying down position Hell slams Bret onto it. He ties Bret's hands to the cross. Hell reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer! Hell walks to Bret who is helpless to avoid what is about to happen. Hell swings the hammer bashing Bret right on his right hand! Bret seemed to be out cold but upon impact he is wide eyed and screaming in pain.
Rusty Axel-"This is the sport of rasslin! We don't need brutality like that even on an idiot like young Harris here!"
David Saturn-"Well we know the type of person Hell is what else should we expect?"
Neal Steal-"You should be condemning it Saturn you're so biased towards Hell..."
David Saturn-"I don't agree with this lets just hope Hell does not go too far!"
Rusty Axel-"How much further could he go. He just smashed the man't hand with a hammer for goodness sake!"
Hell turns to the camera smirking. Once again he raises his hands up ward and the cross begins to life up ward. As the cross reaches halfway up hell motions and the cross stops. Then Hell grabs a Mic from the announce table.
David Saturn-"Why didn't you stop him then he was right up close you could have said something..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Hell is going to do anything else..."
Rusty Axel-"Hell ain't got permission for mic time here tonight. We can't just have people changing the format as they please! Hell was signed to a one fall singles rasslin bout with Bret Harris and nothing else!"
Hell: Tracy Adkins I know you love pain. I hope you are watching this Tracy because I want you to witness just a sample of what I intend to dish out to you for pain.
The arena is deathly quiet as everyone is in disbelief.
Hell: I did that because I took Pity on Bret Harris and decided to leave him at least one good hand to be able to wipe his ass with! You Tracy will not be so god damn lucky. In fact you will be lucky if you can take a shit once I shove this size fifteen boot straight up your ass Adkins. I am back. The new Blood has returned and I am going to start with you Adkins!
Hell: I will make an example out of everyone here till I work my way up to you Royal. Then I will not be so kind to you as what I will be to any of the others I batter and hurt before you. When the time comes Anthony Royal you will pay and pay dearly for what you have done to me in the past. For now Anthony sit back and enjoy the carnage and destruction I cause to everyone who stands in my way.
Hell is emotionless.
Hell: Tracy Adkins watch very closely.
Once again Hell raises his arms up wards. As the cross lifts a bit higher up Hell makes a motion with his hands as if too say now. All around the outside of the cross it begins to ignite in flames. The fire is not enough to burn Bret fully but Bret is feeling the result of the heat on his flesh. Hell laughs in a very evil tone.
Hell: HAHAHAHAHAHA.......BURN BITCH....BURN!
Hell turns around and walks away as the cross begins to lower and help rushes out to aid Bret.
David Saturn-"My God!"
Neal Steal-"He could have seriously burned Harris!"
Rusty Axel-"Bret Harris is a very lucky man. If it wasn't for me hiring these backstage workers he would have been fried!"
David Saturn-"They worked here before you were head of talent relations. Hell sending out an ominous message to the whole AWR as if chokeslamming damn neat the whole roster last week wasn't impactful enough!"
Neal Steal-"Look how he threatens Mr Royal only when he knows Mr Royal isn't here.
David Saturn-"You know full well Hell isn't a coward! The main event for the CRASH title...NEXT!"
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From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
David Saturn-"Lance Invictus booked into this handicap match by yourself Rusty Axel. No doubt Royal and maybe Megala having some influence over that."
Rusty Axel-"Silvio and Anthony have given me free reign and I made this match myself. Like Neal said its a punishment for Lance putting Fa Sho out of action."
David Saturn-"You couldn't care less about Fa Sho..."
Neal Steal-"I would be reading out the get well address right now if I had it..."
David Saturn-"You don't even like the man! Fa Sho will be out of action for a while longer yet. Actually I should note making his debut at the PPV will be a man named Declan Black someone who we have heard tremendous things about. He will go one on one with RCH3!"
From Halifax, Canada and Ontario Canada...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Not a great reaction for these two Canadians!"
Neal Steal-"So much for national pride! Where's your sense of patriotism! Carr and Randal do Canada proud!"
Rusty Axel-"Exactly and who else does anything for them? They stink at most sports outside Canada..."
David Saturn-"We know how tough Lance Invictus is and he may have to show every bit of that toughness here tonight..."
Invictus certainly has guts defending his CRASH title against two men. Randal and Carr have been humiliated in the past but also proven to be very dangerous. Maybe more evident when directly under the influence of Tracy Adkins who isn't here tonight. Randal in particular of course very much subservient to Adkins. Carr apparently still the leader of SIN in name at least...
Rusty Axel-"I'm happy to let Tracy Adkins compete but young Roberto banning him from being here. He couldn't even be bothered to travel up to Canada..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly Maggia thinks he's too good to be up here..."
David Saturn-"...and it just happens to be the first show Anthony Royal has missed since he signed with AWR. Is he too good for Canada then?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal certainly is. Look at the way they treat their own countymen fine men like Carr and Randal. They aren't deserving of the chance to see Mr Royal!"
Carr the first ever CRASH champion but he hasn't hit such heights since defeating Adkins for the belt. The lowest point losing to a blindfolded man (even one like Slick) which could top Carr's encounters with Naughty Ned as his lowest career moment. Rusty Axel watching intently at ringside and he made this match. Perhaps Maggia may have stepped in but Lance would never duck a challenge...
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins will be back in action at the PPV of course. Most people would be terrified of facing Hell but being the psycho Adkins is he probably relishes it..."
Neal Steal-"Robert Carr will face Bret Harris if he's in any condition to rassle..."
Rusty Axel-"At least we might get to see some serious rasslin earlier. We have had two clowns facing each other and a complete mismatch. At least now we have a quality championship bout to witness..."
Lance is watching both men intently. Carr and Randal don't rush any mistakes wouldn't be as easily punished in a handicap match. Seems Maggia may have intervened to an extent after all as Randal looks like he would have to tag himself in. Lance locks up with Carr and Lance goes for a waistlock takedown. Carr grabs the ropes but is pressed against the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Bet Maggia is the one who has made this a tag handicap..."
Neal Steal-"He had no right to interfere in a match booked by Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"Exactly. He has authorisation over the World title and that's it. He should stop sticking his nose where it don't belong!"
David Saturn-"Maggia calls the shots. You're just a puppet for Royal and Megala. It must hurt that Maggia does not even give a damn about your presence! That's how big a threat you are..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia's afraid to approach Rusty that's why..."
Hard shot to the back by Lance taking his time here watching as Carr gets back to his feet. Cold stare by Invictus perhaps trying to psyche Carr out here...not very hard! Carr recklessly charges and Lance catches his foot as Carr goes for a kick to the ribs. Lance will defend himself easily against such obvious attacks and a hard right hand knocks Carr to the mat. Carr clutches his jaw.
David Saturn-"Can't be that predictable against Lance..."
Neal Steal-"That was just to lure Lance into a false sense of security. You say Carr and Randal make reckless mistakes that's just all act to boost their opponents confidence before they take them out..."
David Saturn-"That's a load of crap."
Rusty Axel-"It would be nice to see either Carr or Randal wearing this prestigious CRASH championship..."
Lance pulls Carr to his feet and goes for a whip. Carr reverses and Randal clubs Lance across the back. Carr knocks Lance down with a knee high dropkick. Carr yells at the crowd who did not respond warmly to either despite being from Canada. Carr and Randal both looked angry at the reaction they got from their fellow countrymen as they came out.
David Saturn-"Royal watching at home. This is intended to put Invictus out of action before this PPV. Royal couldn't care less whether Lance has the CRASH title or not he just wants to protect his own belt at all costs!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal has total respect for that rasslin championship. He has respect for the sport of rasslin..."
Rusty Axel-"Exactly its a shame there aren't more like him. I fear for the future of this business after I go up to the great ring in the sky. Anthony and Silvio could be the last in a long line of greatness really. Carr could be great as well..."
Carr with an insulting slap to the face followed by a right hand. Several shots follow backing Lance into the corner. Lance knocked to the mat but quickly back up. Loud "Carr sucks" chant from the crowd as he jabs Invictus with more rights. Lance taking the shots well but too many shots like that will knock you down eventually. Carr taunts the crowd again as he knocks Lance to the mat.
David Saturn-"Carr has a lot of tools he just does not implement them often enough. Look at him abusing this crowd..."
Neal Steal-"They should show some respect. Some rasslers pretend they are from the United States people like Carr and Randal admit they are Canadian. They should be proud to be represented by such athletes..."
Rusty Axel-"I'm pleased we are seeing some athletic rasslin at last..."
Hard right hand from Carr again as he pulls Lance to his feet. Lance reverses and as Carr charges back Lance grabs him by the arm and tosses him over the top rope! Carr grabs his back and angrily pounds the mat. Randal steps into the ring distracting Lance as he clubs him from behind. Randal goes back to the apron and as Lance gets back up Carr clubs him from behind with both hands.
David Saturn-"Look at that look Carr just gave Randal..."
Rusty Axel-"What look? Carr was clearly glaring at the crowd..."
David Saturn-"He was looking right at Randal..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up and stop lying Saturn...its obvious Carr simply didn't hear the tag. This crowd have been distracting Robert with their disrespect..."
Carr gives Randal a little glare as Randal calls for the tag. Randal looks irritated by Carr ignoring him. Perhaps Carr wants to pin Lance himself in front of these Canadian fans. More right hands from Carr but suddenly Lance scoops Carr up looking for the FALLEN ANGEL! Carr so very nearly taken off guard in a split second and that's all it takes to win for someone as dangerous as Lance!
David Saturn-"As quick as a flash it could have been over!"
Neal Steal-"Its not that good a move..."
David Saturn-"Put Royal down last week didn't it?"
Rusty Axel-"Royal is perfectly fit and healthy stop making out he won't be fit for the PPV..."
David Saturn-"I simply said Royal suffered effects from the Fallen Angel finisher last week. It took him a couple of minutes to get up after we went off the air..."
Carr however does manage to slip down Lance's back avoiding the move. Carr with a shot to the back and then delivers a solid elbow to the head. A hammering blow and Carr plants Lance into the mat with a DDT! Randal screams for the tag but Carr (perhaps correctly) goes for a cover! 1,2...big upset perhaps...but Lance kicks out! Carr back up and starts pulling Lance to his feet...
Neal Steal-"Invictus has had nothing but luck since he joined. If it wasn't for Sho and RCH he would have suffered 2 pinfall losses. That is unless Mr Royal had decided to go for a submission..."
David Saturn-"He's been nothing but impressive. He hasn't beaten Royal one on one but if anything I think Royal is the one who is suffering psychologically in fear of Invictus..."
Neal Steal-"Your delusions are legendary in their proportions..."
Rusty Axel-"Nothing worse than delusion..."
Lance with a shot to the ribs doubling Carr over. Another shot to the face and Lance charges off the ropes. Both men knock each other down with clotheslines. Randal steps into the ring as Lance fell quite close. Lance senses Randal's approach and turns round staring at Randal who halts. Carr charges but Lance sees it coming this time and Carr takes Randal out with a spear instead!
David Saturn-"Oops...a little malfunction at the junction! Carr and Randal clearly not getting along...something Royal and yourself didn't anticipate Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"It was an accident!"
David Saturn-"I think it was but will Randal see it that way?"
Rusty Axel-"Randal will pick himself up like a man and Carr will tag him into this match. Carr was being selfless by wrestling all the match up until now. He probably would have tagged Randal in at the end let him win the CRASH title. One thing about SIN...and I'm only affiliated these days is the close bond..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes so close one member threatened to set another on fire..."
Unfortunate error and that won't help the tension that has been evident between them in this match! Carr shrugs (maybe thinking path is clear for him to take the glory) but as he turns round Lance knocks him down with a clothesline! Carr back up and Lance knocks him down again. Carr back up again and Lance ducks a clothesline, charges off the ropes...shoulder tackle!
David Saturn-"Lance in the ascendancy here!"
Neal Steal-"Hurry up Randal!"
Rusty Axel-"You shouldn't throw your opponent into the air like that. Rasslers should stay on the ground moves like that should be an automatic DQ..."
Lance whips Carr in the ropes, Carr rebounds...baaaaacccccckkk body drop! Carr pulls himself up in the corner and Lance unleashes with multiples shots to the ribs. Lance is on fire here firing away with lefts and rights but Randal charges from behind. Randal does not attack Lance...instead he attacks Carr! Clearly Randal is pissed off by that spear...are SIN disintegrating here before our eyes?
David Saturn-"The plot has imploded here!"
Neal Steal-"It was an accident Randal!"
Rusty Axel-"Randal has a temper but please get it under control! This ain't the time Randal!"
David Saturn-"Don't you just love it when certain plans do NOT come to fruition! Should have sensed this egomaniac Carr would want the glory for himself! Even if I had I would have expected him to at least tag Randal in!"
Lance predicted jealousy and being the intelligent man he is perhaps knew all along Carr and Randal would want the win for themselves at all costs in Canada of all places. Not to mention the CRASH title being on the line as well! Randal unloading here as Lance watches on. Another right by Randal knocks Carr into Lance's path and Lance nails Carr with a right. Randal and Lance actually trading shots on Carr now...
Neal Steal-"Attack Invictus! What are you doing Randal!"
Rusty Axel-"Randal is being so stubborn!"
David Saturn-"Royal must be putting his foot through his TV!"
Randal powerslams Carr into the mat! Randal celebrates but stupidly takes his eyes off Lance. As Randal turns round Lance scoops him up and delivers the FALLEN ANGEL! Lance then applies the CRUCIFIX ARMBAR to Carr! Carr screams out in pain and immediately taps!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: LANCE INVICTUS
David Saturn-"Lance spoke of jealousy! I bet he and Maggia sensed this would happen all along! Yet another plan backfires on you Rusty...or in this case it especially backfires on Royal!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
Rusty Axel-"I expected better from Randal here..."
David Saturn-"I think Carr was more to blame actually. Randal's relationship with SIN was strenuous at best and now it may be beyond repair!"
Lance releases the hold and smirks as Carr writhes on the mat screaming in pain. Randal is down and Lance raises his hands posing over both men! Lance motions to his waist sending a clear message to Anthony Royal ahead of Unconquered!
Neal Steal-"Yes think about that CRASH title Invictus! At least you will still have that after the PPV!"
Rusty Axel-"That is a very lucky man indeed!"
David Saturn-"Invictus retains the CRASH title and maybe this time next week he will be the new AWR World Champion! We will see you all at Unconquered!"