Post by Robert Carr on Sept 1, 2011 0:07:37 GMT -4
As the scene opens in the dressing room of Robert Carr we see him pacing the floor nervously. Suddenly he notices that a camera man is in his room waiting to do a promo for Carr.
{Camera Man} Excuse me mister Carr but are you ready to do your promo segment?
Robert glares at the camera man then speaks rudely to him.
{Robert Carr} Who in the hell let you in my dressing room in the first place?
The camera man scratches his head and looks at Robert with a funny look on his face.
{Camera Man} well it was you that let me in?
Robert looks offended and doesn,t remember letting the employee in his room just moments ago and then blurts out.
{Robert Carr} TO HELL I DID! YOUR JUST HERE TO SPY ON ME FOR THE PROMOTERS! NOW I SUGGEST YOU TURN THE CAMERA ON RIGHT NOW AND MAKE SURE IT KEEPS ROLLING AND TAKE YOUR PATHETIC SNEAKY ASS BACK TO YOUR BOSSES AND TELL THEM I SAW RIGHT THROUGH THEIR RED TAPE SCHEME AND I BETTER BE MAKING MYSELF CLEAR.
The Camera man looks a bit beside himself as he does as Robert Carr orders him to do with the camera and then decides to get out of there before Carr becomes uncontrollable! Once the man leaves Carr looks around. He walks over to the door and quickly locks it! Once he hears the sound of the lock click he breathes a sigh of relief!
{Robert Carr} Finally that spy left. I was beginning to get nervous. No telling what he might have tried. I bet they sent him here to get information of some sorts but for what?
Robert begins to pace back and forth and then finally he seems to get a thought as he snaps his fingers.
{Robert Carr} Off course that is it. They want to see what my game plan is for my match against the Wilhelm nut that i have to face but i am too smart for those pansy promoters and higher ups.
Then all at once Robert stares into the camera and blurts out loud.
{Robert Carr} HAH....IN YOUR FACES BITCHES! HAH......ROBERT CARR IS WAY AHEAD OF YOUR MIND GAMES AND CONFUSION!
Then Robert Carr notices a movement. He jumps back as he stares off too the right. Once again he blurts out loud.
{Robert Carr} WHAT AND JUST WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY DRESSING ROOM? YOU ANSWER ME NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TEAR YOU APART LIMB BY LIMB.
As Robert waits for an answer he moves closer to the figure and stares closely.
{Robert Carr} OK asshole this is your last chance speak up now or your going to be one sorry ass bastard!
Still nothing is said.Finally as Robert moves closer he notices that he is talking to his own reflection in a mirror. He turns quickly looking at the camera and then feeling bit embarrassed decides to fake what he does next and hopes that no one will know or notice the difference. Then Robert talks in a voice trying to hide the fact that he is talking.
{Robert Carr} (Trying to sound like Wilhelm) Wilhelm sent me to sabotage your plans.
Robert looks around trying to look shocked, he grabs his head and then yells.
{Robert Carr} WHAT.........? HOW DARE HE!
Robert lunges at the mirror and shakes it around. He hits it and then smashes it against the wall. Next he slams what is left of it into his dressing room door. He unlocks the door and tosses the smashed up frame out in the hall. Quickly he locks the door again and thinks to himself that no one probably noticed that it wasn,t Wilhelm he just dismantled but a mirror with his own reflection. Then Robert turns and faces the camera.
{Robert Carr} Wilhelm how dare you send a spy to my dressing room to try to sabotage me! You just wait because your going to get yours oh and Wilhelm the best part is that i caught it all on video so the whole world can see just how under handed you really are. Wilhelm your ass is mine and i will own it next week!
Slowly Robert looks around hoping no one noticed the difference as the scene fades away.