Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 27, 2012 21:35:03 GMT -4
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AWR UNCONQUERED
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Welcome everyone! Welcome to AWR Unconquered where tonight Lance Invictus looks to conquer Anthony Royal in his home state of Pennsylvania!"
Neal Steal-"Besides the delusional aspirations of Invictus the latest chapter will also unfold in the sick everlasting saga that is Tracy Adkins v Hell!"
David Saturn-"Declan Black makes his AWR debut against RCH3 and the legendary Badd Boyz will both be in action!"
Neal Steal-"Indeed B-Man takes on a true legend of rasslin in Rusty Axel while Jason Howard looks to defeat Slick for the second time!"
David Saturn-"A couple of other matches here at Unconquered and we will start off with Robert Carr making his way to the ring!"
from Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"What's this I heard you and other staff saying about a confrontation in Sin's locker room earlier tonight?"
David Saturn-"Well you heard us talking about exactly that a confrontation...a very loud argument it was indeed."
Neal Steal-"You never actually saw this with your own eyes though?"
David Saturn-"We heard screaming and yelling then Carr stormed out of the room. Carr refused to have Randal at ringside tonight though I don't think Randal exactly willingly offered his services either. Adkins of course very rarely accompanies his fellow SIN members to the ring..."
Neal Steal-"You're implying Adkins is lazy..."
David Saturn-"I'm not implying that at all. He just couldn't give a damn about Carr and Randal's matches most of the time. Adkins back in action tonight after finally being cleared by Roberto Maggia..."
From Dartmouth, Canada......Bret HARRIS!!![/b]
Neal Steal-"About time too. Maggia not letting Adkins make a living doing what he does best..."
David Saturn-"Medical personnel recommended it. Adkins was clearly in no state to wrestle so soon after the inferno match. I'm not sure whether he will be 100% tonight."
Neal Steal-"Bret Harris making his way out here his idiot brothers will be teaming later tonight. You don't say anything about Matt Harris and Rattlesnake not coming out. Why not make an issue of that?"
David Saturn-"The Harris Brothers fight their own battles. If Randal was out here you could guarantee the massive Matt Harris would be as well."
Neal Steal-"Notice Rattlesnake never stands in his brothers corner unless its a tag. Thinks he's too good to provide support to his brothers..."
David Saturn-"That's not true."
Lockup and Carr backed into the corner. Knee to the chest and a club to the head followed by a side headlock as Carr tries to fight his way out. Bret clamps on the headlock but easy break by Carr backing Bret into the ropes. Whip by Carr but Bret connects with a strong clothesline on the rebound. Bret charges off the ropes again, leaps over Carr, rebounds again but runs right into a dropkick!
David Saturn-"Speaking of 100% Bret Harris probably won't be too healthy after a lucky escape from those flames last week..."
Neal Steal-"He's no Tracy Adkins when it comes to dealing with pain. Tracy had it far worse Bret can't complain..."
David Saturn-"Bret saying he intends to get his revenge on Hell...don't think too many will be backing him in that quest!"
Sweet dropkick there by Carr couldn't have landed it any better really. Carr and Harris of course wrestled at 12 12 12 with the match ending in a draw. Belly to belly suplex by Carr, charges off the ropes and delivers an elbowdrop. Bret is back up and another dropkick sends Bret to the outside. We don't really want to see another countout if there's any show where fans don't want draws its a PPV.
Neal Steal-"Bret getting a fluke draw with Carr at 12 12 12 of course..."
David Saturn-"Surprised you knew that it was me and Walters announcing that night. Were you not too busy serving Royal coffee to watch any matches other than his?"
Neal Steal-"That and high quality protein supplements..."
David Saturn-"...and a triple helping of ass kissing..."
In all due respect to these 2 wrestlers nobody has probably bought the PPV specifically to see this match! Bret perhaps remembering the countout is quick to get back into the ring. Maybe too quick as he wildly charges at Carr attempting a clothesline. Carr sees it coming (despite recently losing to a blindfolded Slick his sight is perfect) and chops Bret across the chest. Whip off the ropes...
David Saturn-"Carr claiming he was going to let Randal win last week if he put Invictus in a position to finish him off. Don't think a 5 year old would buy that one...but I guess you probably would Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Carr is a selfless individual. He's already held the CRASH Title I'm sure he would have let Randal have a turn..."
David Saturn-"Its a prestigious title not a toy to be passed around! Carr the first ever CRASH champion of course defeating Tracy Adkins for the belt. The problems between SIN members have been ongoing for some time now..."
Neal Steal-"No thanks to people like you twisting everything..."
Bret blocks the whip and nails Carr with a stiff clothesline. Carr staggers but stays on his feet then blatantly pokes Bret in the eye. Punches by Carr, charges off the ropes going for a crossbody. Bret however catches Carr in mid air and sets up for a fall away slam! Bret launched Carr there any more impacts like that won't do Carr much good. Bret pulls Carr up, whip off the ropes...dropkick!
David Saturn-"Carr even calling himself Randal's boss. Carr is the official leader of SIN though Tracy Adkins tends to ignore that fact."
Neal Steal-"Robert is an excellent leader. As talented a wrestler as Tracy Adkins is he does not possess the corporate skills Carr has."
David Saturn-"Well being a pompous jackass has nothing to do with wrestling! Not taking away Carr's talent but he really needs a win here having not won a match since Baddlands..."
Neal Steal-"Only a few weeks ago ago its just a minor blip."
Bret giving Carr a taste of how that feels and he scoops Carr up before slamming him to the mat. An elbowdrop is Bret's next move followed by another...cover...1,2...and Carr kicks out. Bret pulls Carr up by the arm then clotheslines him to the mat again. Bret taking his time here as he pulls Carr back to his feet. Carr whipped off the ropes, kick to the ribs by Bret and a hard club to the back.
David Saturn-"Slightly more competitive contest than the one Bret had with Hell last week. Still who can live with Hell at the moment he's looked even more unstoppable than usual since returning."
Neal Steal-"Using his daughter's death as a means of brutally assaulting people. Still I enjoyed that chokeslam on Lance that's for sure!"
David Saturn-"Don't think Lance has forgotten that incident but he has more pressing matters to attend to tonight."
Neal Steal-"Absolutely he's facing a different class of athlete to Hell in Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"That's not what I said at all. A world title match is major no matter who it is against."
Bret goes for a piledriver but Carr blocks and delivers a back body drop! Bret clutches his back and as he gets to his feet Carr whips him to the ropes. Chop to the chest by Carr (not enough to knock Bret down) and Bret responds with a kick to the ribs. Bret rams Carr into the turnbuckle but Carr reverses a whip to the opposite corner. Bret staggers out but walks right into a snap suplex from Carr!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Crisp technical wrestling there by Carr!"
David Saturn-"Carr has looked very focused indeed..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! Pin this bum!"
Carr with his first cover of the match...1,2...and Bret kicks out. Carr pulls Bret to his feet but Bret reverses the subsequent whip attempt. Carr rebounds, ducks a boot, rebounds again and delivers a flying clothesline! Great athleticism by Carr which he follows up with his less desirable trait... crowd taunting. Carr keeps an eye on Bret though and whips him into the ropes as he gets to his feet.
David Saturn-"Carr endearing himself to yet another city..."
Neal Steal-"His own country treated him disgracefully he's a proud Canadian and look how they behaved. They should have been proud of Robert."
David Saturn-"Carr is only proud of himself and he's done very little to justify his high and mighty attitude."
Bret rebounds but Carr kicks him in the ribs...CARR CRASH! Bret Harris just planted face first into the mat! That will almost certainly be enough...1,2...3!!! Carr ends the month with a win!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
David Saturn-"They call that the Carr Crash and it sure finished off Bret Harris!"
Neal Steal-"Exemplary performance by Robert here!"
David Saturn-"Bret Harris may not have been 100% but he battled all the way."
Neal Steal-"Stop taking credit away from Carr he outwrestled Bret Harris defeating him fair and square."
David Saturn-"Surprisingly fairly yes. Not a common feature in Carr's matches...I pointed out facts about Bret's condition that's all. Whether or not it made a difference we don't know but I credit Carr for being focused throughout. We will be back in a moment when the roof will go off this place!"
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Accompanied by Head Of Talent Relations Rusty Axel...from Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
As Jason enters the ring Rusty calls for a mic. Jason is wearing a horrid multi-coloured robe which looks more like a bunch of rags sewn together.
Rusty Axel-"Now quieten down and listen to some words of wisdom from Old Rusty here! Recently I sent out a memo that has been completely ignored by the staff here at AWR! Its about time they show respect for authority and for someone with my longevity in professional rasslin! Longevity is worth nothin' at all in most sports but in rasslin it damn sure is!"
The crowd begin chanting "Rusty sucks" as Jason yells angrily at them to shut up.
Rusty Axel-"Ma' boy Jason here has expressed wishes to be referred to from now on as Jason Skilled! I asked the rasslin ring announcer at 12 12 12 to adhere to these wishes but he continued to use the name Howard. He ain't Howard...he's skilled! So ring announcer boy...whatever the hell your name is...do as you're told! You better listen as well Saturn!"
David Saturn-"I never received any memo! Notice he didn't have a go at you..."
Neal Steal-"Well I certainly never received it. I would have used the new name promptly..."
David Saturn-"Yes no doubt you would have..."
Rusty Axel-"Now lets move on to matters concerning tonights professional rasslin' action! Look at this flashy ring robe Jason's wearing! Its time to bring a little class back to this business and there ain't nothing classier in professional rasslin than wearing a high quality robe in the ring! I wore that for my first professional rasslin match Jason and now I'm handin' it down to you!"
Forget the 70's that robe probably hasn't seen light of day since the 50's!
Neal Steal-"WHAT A HONOUR! Just imagine how many rasslin museums and memorabilia enthusiasts would love to have something that priceless!"
David Saturn-"It belongs in a museum all right..."
Rusty Axel-"Priceless vintage rasslin gear that is and I think highly enough of Jason to give it him for free! Anyway ring announcer call those drunken bums out to the ring! Neal look after Jason's robe for him please..."
Jason hands the robe to Steal who looks in wonder at the horrid garment. Saturn rolls his eyes.
David Saturn-"The reaction speaks for itself!"
Neal Steal-"Indeed. The lack of class couldn't be anymore evident."
David Saturn-"B-Man taking on Rusty later tonight of course. I wouldn't give Rusty a snowballs chance in hell against B-Man but Jason has a lot of potential. Slick still has to the favourite..."
Neal Steal-"You would say that you're his friend..."
David Saturn-Evidently I'm referring to their histories. Slick has a legacy and as of yet Jason has not made much of a mark. Will be a big win for Jason here tonight if he manages to topple Slick..."
Huge cheers for Badd Boyz as usual. B-Man and Slick not usually in each others corners for singles but both aren't always in the building. Plus Rusty has interfered continually in Jason's recent singles matches. Slow lockup as another "Rusty Sucks" chant starts in the crowd. Slick is amused by it as he locks up with Jason who of course holds a win over Slick in dubious circumstances.
Neal Steal-"Rusty out here to stop B-Man cheating for Slop no doubt...he wants a good, clean rasslin match here."
David Saturn-"Nonsense. B-Man and Slick don't normally accompany each other to ringside for singles matches. Rusty has done so with Jason since he became his manager..."
Neal Steal-"Manager, mentor and indeed a fine father figure! Look at the quality of this fine garment Saturn. I said LOOK...don't touch this is a priceless silk robe..."
David Saturn-"That is not silk and I have no desire at all to touch it. Goodness knows where it has been..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty came out wearing that robe as a young man. People like Lou Thesz, Jack Brisco used to look across the ring in fear at that..."
David Saturn-"Oh please!"
Slick backed into the corner and Jason looks for a swift right hand. Slick dodges then skips across the ring taunting Jason who keeps his cool. Rusty yells instructions on the outside as both men lock up again. Slick backed into the corner but Slick reverses the situation backing Jason into the turnbuckle. Right hand by Jason draws a swift response from Slick. Multiple punches later the ref breaks.
Neal Steal-"Come on break it up!"
David Saturn-"Rusty of course screwed Slick out of a match with Playboy Pete last week. Well not only Slick but Pete as well..."
Neal Steal-"Lets hope the ropes do not malfunction again tonight..."
David Saturn-"How can a rope malfunction...its not machinery!"
Jason moans to the ref as Rusty continues "coaching" from outside. B-Man is circling the ring mainly keeping his eyes on his opponent later tonight. Kick to the ribs by Jason then he delivers hard elbows while stretching Slick's arm. Slick responds with an eyerake (cheap tactic but a popular one with the fans!) but Jason maintains a grip on the arm. A hard elbow to the ribs breaks the hold.
Neal Steal-"Heard the bar in Springfield opened late on Christmas Day. B-Man and Slop were trying to break in they can't go 5 minutes without a beer..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they had plenty over Christmas..."
Neal Steal-"Lets just hope they never have kids. They want presents under the tree not a passed out drunk."
David Saturn-"Did you have a good christmas with your family Steal? Oh sorry I forgot even your Mother thins you're a moron..."
Neal Steal-"Damn Slop for exploiting her illness...she's still hanging in there thank goodness for that..."
David Saturn-"You sound so "genuine" saying that..."
Another elbow and as Jason is winded Slick grabs his arm applying a hold of his own. Jason reverses and applies a side headlock. Slick goes to reverse but Jason moves to the waist. Slick reverses the waistlock then Jason reverses again. Slick suddenly charges and elevates Jason through the middle rope to the outside. Rusty warns B-Man (who is on other side of ring) to stay away.
Neal Steal-"Heard your Christmas was ruined Saturn with your Dad eating all the turkey..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes...my "Father"...Humphrey right?"
Neal Steal-"Surely you can remember your own Father's name?"
David Saturn-"Surely you can remember what a complete fool you looked like that night!"
Slick plays to the crowd a bit turning his back on Jason. That was probably on purpose as when Jason charges Slick turns and nails Jason with a right hand. More rights and then Slick whips Jason off the ropes. Jason rebounds, blocks a kick to the ribs and then plants Slick into the mat with a DDT! Jason does not make the cover laying stomps on Slick instead before backing him into the corner.
Neal Steal-"Stomp a mudhole in him Jason! Yahoo...HEY! Get your hand off that!"
David Saturn-"B-Man has the robe in his clutches! Look at Rusty he looks like his best friend has died!"
Neal Steal-"That is a priceless quality 100% silk material robe!"
David Saturn-"Nobody would insure that thing! Seems to have some sentimental value though...Rusty's Mother probably sewed it together for him before his first match!"
Neal Steal-"Disgusting! How dare B-Man have the audacity to taint that fine garment like that!""
Jason lays in stomps to Slick as suddenly B-Man grabs the robe from Steal! The fans cheer as Rusty yells at B-Man to put his robe down (God knows why its horrible) but B-Man turns and wipes his ass with it! Well with pants still on. As Rusty looks livid Jason focuses entirely on Slick laying into him with punches, Ref is letting this go a bit as Jason drags Slick into the centre of the ring.
David Saturn-"Well that robe could be of some use. Perhaps Jason could wipe himself with it if he ever has an accident again..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn! That is a serious athlete right there in the ring! Putting life and limb on the line competing here in AWR! Have some respect!"
David Saturn-"Jason beginning to think he can put Slick away here. He better not get too confident..."
Neal Steal-"Confidence is the key of success! Jason defeated Slop last year infact they had to stop the match the beating Slop took was so brutal..."
David Saturn-"Because he was assaulted before the match did you think I won't remember that?"
Jason probably trying to wear Slick down for a big move here as he clubs Slick across the back. Jason with a scoopslam and then drops an elbow across the heart. Cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out. Jason rams Slick head first into the turnbuckle then whips him into the opposite corner. Jason charges straight after him (keeping up close) but Slick is lightning fast as he raises his elbow.
Neal Steal-"Slop almost fell over drunk there but luckily managed to catch Jason with his elbow. Jason SKILLED that is by the way.."
David Saturn-"He can call himself what he wants no problem with that. He is very skilled for sure..."
Neal Steal-"You wouldn't call Bustin Weaver by the Canada's Hero name when he asked..."
David Saturn-"Who cares about Dustin Weaver and he was claiming to represent an entire country. I wasn't going to pander to that wish..."
Jason is staggered and Slick rams him head first into the turnbuckle. That is followed up with a bulldog and having weathered a strong assault by Jason in the last several moments Slick may well be taking control. Punches by Slick and Jason is knocked to the mat. Slick introduces Jason to the turnbuckle 10 consecutive times! Slick then whips Jason to the opposite corner and does it one more time!
David Saturn-"Will be one hell of a hangover for Jason in the morning taking blows like that!"
Neal Steal-"Unlike Slop who isn't hungover only in the morning. He's hungover morning, noon and night from all that booze!"
David Saturn-"Just shut up with these tedious drunk comments. Its boring! I would rather watch another Dustin Weaver match than listen to you any longer!"
Neal Steal-"Get a new job then. Must be something you're good at. Maybe you could top up the Badd Boyz booze whenever they feel thirsty...a 24/7 job!"
Jason staggers into the centre of the ring and Slick delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER!!! Slick going for the cover but just as Slick was about to hit the move Rusty was up on the apron. The ref is distracted as Slick grabs Rusty by the throat! Rusty is knocked to the floor then B-Man meets him with a ferocious clothesline! B-Man kicking the hell out of Rusty here as Slick watches on grinning...
David Saturn-"Rusty getting exactly what he deserves! Screwing Playboy Pete against Jason was one thing! Screwing Slick especially with B-Man at ringside is another!"
Neal Steal-"Jason is up...he's got the eye of the tiger! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Low blow!"
Neal Steal-"You didn't mind that eyerake from Slop earlier..."
Uncharacteristically however Slick has taken his eyes away from his opponent! Jason comes up from behind, spins Slick round and delivers a low blow! The ref was still watching events on the outside and Jason then sets Slick up for the PEDIGREE! Jason makes the cover...1,2...3!!! Tremendous win for Jason Skilled over the popular veteran Slick here at Unconquered!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON SKILLED
Neal Steal-"Hurrah! Rusty's presence at ringside inspires Jason to a huge win over Slop!"
David Saturn-"Rusty's cheating more like it."
Neal Steal-"That's what you get when you see a finely conditioned athlete against a sloppy, out of shape drunk!"
David Saturn-"Slick is in tremendous shape...well Jason trying to change that. Come on the match is over!"
B-Man charges into the ring as Jason puts the boots to Slick. Meanwhile Rusty is looking under the ring and pulls out a cinder block! As B-Man goes for a CHOKESLAM on Jason the block is brought into the ring! B-Man turns round and Rusty bashes the cinder block right over B-Man's knee! OUCH! B-Man grabs his knee and while he isn't yelling he is grimacing from considerable pain.
David Saturn-"My God! What a vicious blow to the knee! That block just exploded and B-Man's knee may have exploded with it!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! It was going to be a uphill struggle for B-Man against the legendary Rusty already! He may nt even be able to compete now!"
Rusty then delivers a hard stomp to the knee as Slick is up and charging, Rusty and Jason hastily make their exit as Slick checks on his injured partner.
David Saturn-"B-Man trying to shake off the effects but he can't hide the fact he's not in good shape here."
Neal Steal-Never mind he will have time to wash away the pain with some more booze...be a shame if these PPV buyers don't get to see B-Man ha ha ha ha ha! Still they paid to see the likes of Rusty and Mr Royal no doubt..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal! I'm sure B-Man will make it to the ring later tonight. He's one tough SOB! We will be back very shortly!"
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As we return from commercial (well a merchandise plug since it is PPV) we see Roberto Maggia pacing backstage. Al Walters approaches...
Al Walters-"Can I have a quick word please?"
Roberto Maggia-"Sure..."
Al Walters-"Given what just happened moments ago do you think B-Man will be cleared to wrestle?"
Roberto Maggia-"Well I didn't think Tracy Adkins was 100% but I finally decided to let him return to the ring tonight. In that case it wouldn't be fair to prevent B-Man from competing plus he made it clear in no uncertain terms he wishes to wrestle Rusty here tonight! So the match is very much on! I will however bump it up the card slightly from its original position to give him some extra recovery time."
Al Walters-"Thanks for your comments. David...back to you."
Scene cuts to the announcers...
Neal Steal-"What about me Walters? I see Maggia is doing B-Man some favours..."
David Saturn-"Why the hell shouldn't he when someone bases his knee with a cinder block! Especially another member of staff! I don't think B-Man cares when the match is as long as its tonight!"
Neal Steal-"I'm hearing he's bumped Hell v Tracy to an earlier shot yet he said Tracy isn't 100% either! Clear bias and favortism!"
David Saturn-"Tracy has had a whole month off you fool! Besides the backstage physicians are very reluctant to go anywhere near him to check the full extent of any injuries he's still suffering. Well we better get ready...oh...MY GOD! I can't believe he's here! This place is about to explode!"
The crowd erupt as FA SHO makes his way through the crowd. Not exactly an eruption of cheers but no major boos here. The crowd look uncertain though...has Sho come to ruin the main event tonight? Sho takes a seat on the first row with a calm expression on his face as introductions begin for the next match...
VS
From Dartmouth, Canada...Matt HARRIS...and...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"I believe this is the first time these 2 idiots have teamed up in AWR. I'm sure the fans couldn't wait for this riveting moment..."
David Saturn-"They could be a solid team. Rattlesnake has a good win/loss record here in AWR. I'm sure Matt will usually team with Bret though.
Neal Steal-"Lets hope for a double here tonight..."
David Saturn-"A double what?"
Neal Steal-"A double loss for the Harris Family ha ha ha ha ha! They are ugly and stupid, one brain cell between them, altogether smelly...the Harris Family! Ha ha ha ha!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"No SIN members joining Randal tonight then. That argument obviously had some merit to it.
Neal Steal-"Robert has done his damage to the Harris Family tonight and Tracy is preparing for a colossal grudge match. All is well in SIN!"
David Saturn-"Well I don't think so...well coming up now is Toxic Maddox...a truly bizarre individual..."
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
Toxic makes his way out wearing that traditional wrestling gear combination of purple suit and green tie. Toxic stares straight ahead blankly at the ring not paying any attention to the crowd whatsoever. Snake curses out loud at him and Toxic ignores him. Randal seems unsure of what to make of his opponent here tonight...
David Saturn-"Well I don't think this guy is all there upstairs..."
Neal Steal-"Well he looks like RCH of course but that does not mean he's the same."
David Saturn-"Well I don't think RCH is all there either but this guy has the blankest look I've ever seen. RCH generally responds to and draws energy from the crowd."
Neal Steal-"I'm not going to judge him based on his appearance..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You insult RCH all the time calling him a clown this guy looks like one as well!"
Rattlesnake and Randal set to start things off here and Snake "surprisingly" talks some trash in Randal's face. Randal shoves Snake in response and Snake nails him with a right hand. Both men trade more rights then Snake charges off the ropes. Snake goes for a shoulder tackle but Randal does not budge. Snake charges off the ropes again but Randal catches him with a big boot to the face.
David Saturn-"A close up shot of Toxic there...not exactly a pretty sight. He's covered in scars..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's probably why he wears the makeup. At least in his case its understandable unlike that idiot RCH who is just plain ugly."
David Saturn-"Enjoys pain apparently. Randal knows someone else just like that..."
Neal Steal-"Tracy Adkins?"
David Saturn-"Father Christmas...who do you think I meant!"
Snake tries to get to his feet and Randal clubs him across the back. Randal then tags in Toxic Maddox who delivers a swift kick to Snake's knee. Randal and Toxic then somewhat surprisingly set up for a double team whipping Snake off the ropes. Both men knock Snake back down with a shoulder charge. Another stomp to the knee by Toxic as Randal yells at the crowd to shut up for no apparent reason.
Neal Steal-"If Toxic is addicted to pain then facing Mr Royal would be his dream matchup!"
David Saturn-"Imagine a I Quit match between this guy and Adkins it would be never ending!"
Neal Steal-"What if someone threw a grenade in the ring and it blew his legs off? Surely he would feel that...wouldn't put it past these fans!"
David Saturn-"Well I think we say anything can happen in AWR but I don't think that ever will! Randal and Toxic co-existing fine here..."
Another stomp to the knee by Toxic then he chokes Snake. A knee to the face after the ref breaks it up and Toxic then suddenly has a weird fixed stare on his face. Yet he does not seem to be looking at anything in particular. A very creepy lucky individual and Toxic goes to the top rope. It looks like Toxic is setting up for a legdrop...misses! Snake rolled out the way at the last moment...
David Saturn-"Well he seems to be a very intense individual but he missed with that one!"
Neal Steal-"Only a mistake Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I never said it was anything else! Stop putting words in my mouth!"
Neal Steal-"This oaf Matt Harris coming into the ring now..."
Snake with a quick punch to the face as Toxic sits up showing no real effects of pain at all. Tag to Matt Harris who should be able to cause pain to anyone considering his vast size. Shot to the face from Matt then he rams Toxic head first into the turnbuckle. Toxic rolls his eyes in the back of his head as Matt looks bemused at that expression. The move is repeated and Toxic shows no effects at all.
David Saturn-"Matt Harris wasn't trained by Snake and Bret to take on anyone like Toxic that's for sure!"
Neal Steal-"I wonder who trained Toxic Maddox?"
David Saturn-"Goodness knows what wrestling school produced him! He probably trained himself..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal and Mr Megala had a trainer on their first day. The next day they were training the trainers!"
Toxic stares at Matt not blinking at all. Matt looks a little creeped out and seems unsure of what his next move will be. He decides to kick Toxic in the ribs (Toxic not exactly putting up much resistance for some reason) then choks him over the top rope. Snake joins in on the choke a bit and both men knock Toxic to the mat with a double right hand. Toxic falls to the mat but his eyes are wide open and psychotic.
David Saturn-"RCH has weird facial expressions but he's the opposite to this guy in every way really. Except in looks..."
Neal Steal-"He's being kicked in the back of the head and not even flinching!"
David Saturn-"Well I wonder if Matt has a plan B. He's so focused on his strength but does he have anywhere near the mental effect Toxic has on people?"
Matt begins stomping Toxic in the back of the head but he barely even blinks. Matt pulls Toxic to his feet as the ref is admonishing Snake. Suddenly Toxic sprays some purple substance in Matt's face! What was that? Toxic then charges off the ropes nailing Matt with a vicious spear. That is called the TOXIC LOVE and Toxic makes the cover. Randal cuts Snake off...1,2...3!!! Toxic Maddox wins on his AWR debut!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: TOXIC MADDOX AND RED RANDAL
Neal Steal-(singing)"...and they call it toxic love! Oh I guess Snake and Matt will never know...what its like to win their first match in AWR as a team! Ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Please don't sing again. Its worse than listening to you speak and I didn't think that was possible!"
Neal Steal-"There might not be much brotherly love between Snake and Matt when they talk over this loss! Ha ha ha! They have teamed elsewhere and they can't beat two people who have never met before! Ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Snake and Matt will have good nights and bad. Bret Harris too. We will be back as another man makes his debut...against RCH ironically...Declan Black!"
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We return as Maggia makes his way to ringside with numerous security guards. Maggia sends a guard into the crowd towards Sho who simply holds a purchased ticket up in the air. Maggia positions the guards around ringside as he makes his way back up the ramp glaring at Sho.
David Saturn-"Well looks like Maggia has taken steps to prevent the main event being ruined...
Neal Steal-"He better not try and screw Mr Royal again..."
David Saturn-"I'm pretty sure if he's come to screw anyone it will be Invictus. Goodness knows what Lance will be thinking. Mentally he's as tough a competitor as I've ever seen but its impossible for this not to be a psychological distraction."
Neal Steal-"Well if Sho does not help Lance maybe RCH will again...here he comes..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Sho appreciates having his arm broken by Invictus..."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
David Saturn-"RCH3 needs a big win he's fallen short against Royal a couple of times now. Well the first was a DQ. The loss to Randal as well and I'm sure RCH hasn't forgotten about SIN..."
Neal Steal-"Well apparently he could have his work cut out against this newcomer Declan Black..."
David Saturn-"We don't know an awful lot about Black. He's got money though Steal so better start sucking up to him..."
Neal Steal-"I want to see whether he's a quality human being first...before he has any support from me."
David Saturn-"You might call it support...I call it ass kissing."
From Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada...currently residing in Torrance, California...Declan...BLACK!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Black and you can see this is a very focused individual..."
Neal Steal-"How rich is he Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Trust you to ask a question like that. I don't know how rich he is. What I do know is he has a very Japanese orientated wrestling style..."
Neal Steal-"Japanese wrestling is boring nobody cares about that in the US..."
David Saturn-"Hardcore fans certainly do...though I guess anyone who watches any type of wrestling regularly is a hardcore fan.
Both men deliberate in locking up not taking any chances. RCH needs a big win here after recent matches and certainly Declan Black will want to make a good showing on his debut. Judging by Declan's serious expression however he's come to do more than just make a good showing. RCH aims a kick at Declan who maintains his distance avoiding the blow. Both men feeling each other out as RCH makes a dive for the leg...
David Saturn-"Certainly RCH might know that Black is apparently skilled in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."
Neal Steal-"Never heard of it and if Black is rich how come I've never heard of him?"
David Saturn-"Maybe he's a private individual. Not a show off like some of your other "friends" are. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu was created by the Gracie Family and indeed was the showcase style at the early UFC's. Most of which were won by Royce Gracie..."
Neal Steal-"Oyce? What sort of a name is that?"
David Saturn-"R-O-Y-C-E. Its a silent R."
Quick footwork by Declan there avoiding RCH again. Maybe he is trying to frustrate RCH as again RCH goes for contact. This time he manages to do so applying a waistlock. Declan grabs the ropes to avoid the takedown and the ref breaks it up. Almost a sparring match thus far and both men circle again. Another lockup and RCH applies a headlock takedown. Black up to his feet as RCH maintains the hold...
Neal Steal-"Don't mention that UFC stuff anyway. Its too violent. There's more finesse in wrestling as we will see from Rusty and Mr Royal later tonight..."
David Saturn-"That will be a first. Rusty showing finesse. Plus incase you forgot Royal is in an expected to be highly violent no disqualification match. Not exactly the environment to show off "finesse" is it?"
Neal Steal-"People say UFC is what Pro Wrestling "used to be" supposedly. Well I talked with Rusty about it and he said they couldn't have lived with the wrestling traing he had."
Black grabs the arm looking for an armbar here and both men grapple for position. Almost a test of strength now and RCH applies a side headlock. RCH may be unorthodox as a human being and in wrestling style but he's certainly skilled in the fundamentals too. The ref breaks the hold as Black grabs the ropes. The crowd seem to be very interested in Black as the crowd chant RCH's name...
David Saturn-"If you're talking about Rusty isn't it "rasslin?" Or just when he's out here wrestling, managing or commentating?"
Neal Steal-"Hear them chanting this clown's name. Clearly they can't think too much of Black..."
David Saturn-"They don't know Black well. So what if they chant RCH's name I doubt Black cares.
Neal Steal-"If he's wrestled in Japan he's probably shocked that a crowd are making some noise!"
Black isn't getting a bad reception though at all. Suddenly Black dives for the legs and delivers a takedown. Hard stomp to the midsection and another with some aggression behind these moves now. RCH up to his feet and Black nails him with a right hand. Side headlock by Black and RCH backs him into the ropes. Whip by RCH, Black rebounds, RCH drops down to the mat, Black rebounds once again but runs into an abdominal stretch!
David Saturn-"RCH fast as lightning there!"
Neal Steal-"How fast is lightning?"
David Saturn-"I don't know. Let's hope one day you find out!"
Neal Steal-"I hear Black was educated at Yale too. Prominent university that is..."
Some fast action there and RCH managed to get his arms around Black very fast to apply this hold. Black is in the centre of the ring here but he does not look like someone who will submit easily. Black goes for a reversal and RCH quickly manages to pull himself away. RCH catches Black with an elbow to the face and both men then feel each out again. Quite respectful really that both men are wary of each other's style...
David Saturn-"Rich, educated...is he the next ass for you to kiss Steal?"
Neal Steal-"I'm a tough judge when it comes to getting my respect. I'm impressed by Black so far though..."
David Saturn-"I talked to him backstage earlier. Very polite he was..."
Neal Steal-"You're just making that up! Why would he talk to someone like you! A rich, educated individual the likes of which would not dirty themselves in conversation with the likes of yourself!"
Of course both men really need the win! Maybe RCH has a little more pressure being the more well known of the 2. RCH applies a waistlock...rollup...1,2...and Black kicks out. Black charges and RCH executes a headlock takedown. RCH trying to keep Black grounded here but can't do so for long. Black goes to lift RCH but before we see the move he's looking for RCH quickly executes another takedown.
David Saturn-"I'm sure RCH has not forgotten about SIN at all. I'm sure at some point in the next few weeks he will look to gain some sort of revenge..."
Neal Steal-"Well he better worry about Black right now..."
David Saturn-"RCH must have seen tapes of Black somewhere because he's showing him some real respect..."
A 1 count there as RCH tried to catch Black out. Black quick to get his shoulder up. Black fights up to his feet again and suddenly delivers a tremendous belly to back suplex! Great move there and Black with the cover...1...and RCH did well to kick out early there. Black goes for a overhead belly to belly suplex but RCH blocks and delivers a snap suplex! Black landing on his head there that was almost like a brainbuster effect...
Neal Steal-"I didn't think RCH would watch Tv? Can he even get it in his desolate cabin?"
David Saturn-"I've never been to his house..."
Neal Steal-"Its hardly a house. I saw it once and its more like a glorified shed!"
David Saturn-"People go on vacation in log cabins. They aren't bad at all..."
A rather unconventional snap suplex then quite standard for RCH's style. Stomp by RCH as the match has become increasingly aggressive. RCH then decides to delivers another headlock takedown trying increasingly to wear Black down. We can see Black is well conditioned and has trained very hard for this contest. Black gets back to his feet and manages to back RCH into the ropes. RCH whipped across the ring, rebounds...clothesline!
Neal Steal-"I didn't really think much of Declan's music though. There was some vulgar language in it I doubt he chose it himself..."
David Saturn-"Everybody gets to choose their entrance theme. I'm sure somebody asked him and he wanted that..."
Neal Steal-"Speaking of vulgar music have you heard the filth in that RCH theme?"
David Saturn-"You didn't say anything about the theme Toxic Maddox used. That had some "choice" language too..."
Black knocked down but right back up as RCH charges again. Black leaps over, spins round and RCH connects with a flying elbow smash! Black gets back up and RCH with another side headlock takedown. 1 count there and Black quick to get his shoulder up. Black with a counter into a headscissors and RCH being grounded here now. This move is harder to get out of with the legs around the head and neck.
Neal Steal-"I don't understand why Black would go to Japan. All those earthquakes and stuff plus the boring wrestling..."
David Saturn-"I heard Rusty refuses to sign Japanese wrestlers because he thinks they won't get a response. Well Black is closest to Japanese style here and he's winning people over here..."
Neal Steal-"They probably don't know he's rich and educated. They will be booing him next week out of jealousy. Like with Mr Royal and Mr Megala..."
David Saturn-"Why don't you try and suck up to him see how he reacts? Not everybody wants a personal suck up!"
RCH does break the move however deliberately with an eyrake to the face. The ref admonishes RCH and while nobody would call a headlock cheating its not like RCH is the cleanest wrestler in the world. Certainly for the majority of this match he has wrestled a clean style but with RCH that won't always be the case. RCH may well be trying to test his own skills up against Black by going more hold to hold...
Neal Steal-"I know one thing Black has never challenged anyone like RCH. How humiliating that Black has to wrestle a clown on his debut..."
David Saturn-"He challenged RCH to the match..."
Neal Steal-"Oh! Well that must have been because Black hates the likes of RCH as anyone in his position would..."
David Saturn-"How the hell do you know what his position is! He seems to be showing RCH great deal of respect here. They have complimented each other very well."
RCH with a clothesline and Black is sent over the top rope. Black back into the ring after taking a quick breather. Black ducks to the waist...rollup...1,2...and RCH kicks out. A very fast rollup there and Black takes RCH back down with a drop toe hold. Great counter by RCH managing to turn Black onto his front. RCH then applies a hammerlock and manages to turn Black onto his back...1,2...and another kick out.
Neal Steal-"I just hope we have seen the last of RCH tonight. Don't want him helping Lance again..."
David Saturn-"He did not "help" Lance! There's another shot of Fa Sho someone who I'm sure hasn't come to do Invictus any favours! In fact I'm sure he's come to cause him nothing but strife!"
Neal Steal-"Invictus will be too busy shaking with fear at the prospect of facing Mr Royal to worry about Sho..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Hard shot to the ribs by RCH as he pulls Black up to his knees. Side headlock applied here by RCH and Declan breaks shoving RCH into the ropes. RCH springs back, Black drops down, RCH trips on the rope as he goes to rebounds again Black takes advantage advantage with a big roundhouse kick knocking RCH to the outside. Black with clubbing forearm to the back as he leaps off the apron.
Neal Steal-"RCH was saying he didn't know Black now you're saying he's watching tapes..."
David Saturn-"Perhaps that was the impression RCH wanted to give. There's no doubt RCH has seen something of Black though I'm still guessing its limited because he isn't usually as cautious..."
Neal Steal-"That's a compliment to Mr Royal who single handedly defeated RCH twice! RCH know he needs to get back on the winning trail..."
David Saturn-"Nobody would write RCH off and this match could go either way!"
Declan rams RCH into the ringpost and gets back into the ring. RCH quickly back up and another forearm to the back from Black. Seems Black trying to keep RCH outside the ring here but its unlikely he will want a countout win in his first match. This is more like an attempt to force RCH into a mistake and maintaining control. Black rams RCH head first into the barricade and goes back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Black using the barricade there. Almost everybody would do but the ref perhaps unsure of how to deal with Black. Some wrestlers harder to cope with that others..."
Neal Steal-"Well he better not try and have an intellectual conversation with him because this ref has a blue collar background..."
David Saturn-"Who cares about the referee's background?"
The ref admonishes Black who shrugs his shoulders clearly not thinking that is something to be admonished for. He probably has a point. RCH back into the ring through the bottom rope and Black knees him in the head. Hard stomps to the back of the neck followed by snapmare. Black charges off the ropes and drops a knee across RCH's chest. Cover...1,2...and RCH kicks out.
David Saturn-"I think Black knew he wouldn't pin RCH with that. Black trying to wear RCH out here..."
Neal Steal-"What does RCH do for training except chop up wood and trees in the forest?"
David Saturn-"RCH is a private individual for someone so bizarre that's unusual. I don't know much about his methods..."
Neal Steal-"Don't there's any gyms out there. Maybe he has a ring in his cabin..."
Black pulls RCH up then applies an abdominal stretch on RCH. A move used by RCH earlier in the match now being used on him. To more effect as well since the match has gone on several minutes now. Black putting as much pressure as he can on the hold and RCH looks to move towards the ropes. Declan has the chance to grab the ropes for leverage here but to his credit does not take it.
Neal Steal-"Why isn't he grabbing the ropes?"
David Saturn-"Just because Royal and Megala would do that does not mean Black shares the same ethics because he has money. Still I'll acknowledge that RCH probably would have grabbed the ropes there too..."
Neal Steal-"Well if he wants to earn more money he's going to need moves like that. Mr Royal and Mr Megala wouldn't do that anyway they don't need any shortcuts..."
David Saturn-"Course not. Have you considered the fact that Black might want to earn respect? Not buy it..."
Some would believe he probably should take that shortcut. Black keeps the hold locked on as RCH tries to make a comeback. The crowd are really getting behind RCH which is no real disrespect to Black they just don't know him as well. Finally RCH shows enough energy to break the hold with a firemans carry. RCH blocks a right hand and delivers a punch and a chop. RCH whips Black into the ropes...
David Saturn-"Fa Sho watching this match closely. You never know what Sho might do he's capable of anything..."
Neal Steal-"Just stay out of the main event that's all he has to do."
David Saturn-"I hope he does. I want to see Invictus and Royal go at it one on one at least it can't end in a disqualification..."
As Black rebounds RCH looks for the dropkick but comes up short! Black grabbed the ropes to prevent himself running into that. Black to the top rope as RCH is down and delivers a fistdrop across the throat! 1,2...and RCH kicks out. Black immediately tries another pin either out of slight frustration or to catch RCH off guard. RCH kicks out again and Black chokes RCH across the bottom rope with his boot.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Now that's what you need to do!"
David Saturn-"Its hardly cheating. I don't know whether Declan is getting frustrated or he just didn't want to waste a clear opportunity. I don't think there's much wrong with that..."
Neal Steal-"Why are you complimenting Declan? You're usual jealous of people like him..."
David Saturn-"I'm not jealous of people with money. I hate people who think they are superior and throw riches in people's faces..."
Neal Steal-"Well what's the point of having money if you don't let people know about it!"
RCH brought that on himself a bit there rising with his head perched over the bottom rope. First real "shortcut" Black has really taken thus far as the ref breaks it up. Maybe Black is beginning to think its getting to the point where he can put RCH away. RCH rammed into the turnbuckle but RCH blocks the second attempt and rams Black into the turnbuckle. Right hand by RCH staggers Black.
David Saturn-"We can see Declan Black will likely be a force here in the AWR. Not many can go toe to toe with RCH for this long..."
Neal Steal-"Good thing for the fans its lengthy because Rusty will finish B-Man off in 2 minutes with that busted knee!"
David Saturn-"For once can you stop being so utterly ignorant? You know how tough B-Man is..."
Neal Steal-"He's guzzling as much beer as he can right now trying to block out the pain. He should forfeit keep whatever limited pride he has intact!"
Black is knocked into the turnbuckle and RCH charges delivering the hatchet splash! RCH probably thinking its time to put Black away as well. Black is up, whip off the ropes...baaaaccccckkk body drop! RCH got some tremendous elevation there! Black was flipped into the air and landed hard! Black slowly up to his feet...swinging neckbreaker! Standing dropkick by RCH with Black just about covering his face...
David Saturn-"Black doing his best to cover that up! Natural instinct but that still knocked him down!"
Neal Steal-"Well people will remember the name Declan Black after tonight..."
David Saturn-"That was what Declan wanted and no doubt people will be talking about his performance whatever the outcome!"
So not quite full contact but enough to knock Black down. RCH then heads to the top rope and goes for a leg drop...misses! Black just managing to roll out of the way and Black goes for the PAINKILLER!!! That is an armbar submission but RCH just manages to get his arm away. RCH rising to his feet and Black with a kick to the midsection. Whip by Black, reversed and RCH drops Black across the top rope!
David Saturn-"Right on the neck! That is pure rope no cables inside but that still leaves an effect on the neck!"
Neal Steal-"RCH going for a submission now...I can't see that happening!"
David Saturn-"Well Declan getting out of it. Whether he would have submitted or not who knows but it would have some some damage!"
RCH goes for a single leg Boston Crab but Black manages to escape by diving into the corner. Black pulls himself up but RCH whips him to the opposite corner and delivers another hatchet splash! Black staggers backwards and RCH delivers the HATCHET DEATH DROP! The crowd erupt and RCH makes the cover...1,2...3!!! What a great match!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RCH3
David Saturn-"Tremendous contest! A big, much needed win for RCH3 and while Black couldn't pick up the win on his debut he can take heart from this!"
Neal Steal-"Well the next match couldn't be anymore different..."
David Saturn-"That's for sure! Coming up next will be an all out war! The next chapter in the sick saga between Hell and Tracy Adkins...next! Some applause here for Declan Black as he makes his way up the ramp..."
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AWR UNCONQUERED
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"Welcome everyone! Welcome to AWR Unconquered where tonight Lance Invictus looks to conquer Anthony Royal in his home state of Pennsylvania!"
Neal Steal-"Besides the delusional aspirations of Invictus the latest chapter will also unfold in the sick everlasting saga that is Tracy Adkins v Hell!"
David Saturn-"Declan Black makes his AWR debut against RCH3 and the legendary Badd Boyz will both be in action!"
Neal Steal-"Indeed B-Man takes on a true legend of rasslin in Rusty Axel while Jason Howard looks to defeat Slick for the second time!"
David Saturn-"A couple of other matches here at Unconquered and we will start off with Robert Carr making his way to the ring!"
VS
from Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"What's this I heard you and other staff saying about a confrontation in Sin's locker room earlier tonight?"
David Saturn-"Well you heard us talking about exactly that a confrontation...a very loud argument it was indeed."
Neal Steal-"You never actually saw this with your own eyes though?"
David Saturn-"We heard screaming and yelling then Carr stormed out of the room. Carr refused to have Randal at ringside tonight though I don't think Randal exactly willingly offered his services either. Adkins of course very rarely accompanies his fellow SIN members to the ring..."
Neal Steal-"You're implying Adkins is lazy..."
David Saturn-"I'm not implying that at all. He just couldn't give a damn about Carr and Randal's matches most of the time. Adkins back in action tonight after finally being cleared by Roberto Maggia..."
From Dartmouth, Canada......Bret HARRIS!!!
Neal Steal-"About time too. Maggia not letting Adkins make a living doing what he does best..."
David Saturn-"Medical personnel recommended it. Adkins was clearly in no state to wrestle so soon after the inferno match. I'm not sure whether he will be 100% tonight."
Neal Steal-"Bret Harris making his way out here his idiot brothers will be teaming later tonight. You don't say anything about Matt Harris and Rattlesnake not coming out. Why not make an issue of that?"
David Saturn-"The Harris Brothers fight their own battles. If Randal was out here you could guarantee the massive Matt Harris would be as well."
Neal Steal-"Notice Rattlesnake never stands in his brothers corner unless its a tag. Thinks he's too good to provide support to his brothers..."
David Saturn-"That's not true."
Lockup and Carr backed into the corner. Knee to the chest and a club to the head followed by a side headlock as Carr tries to fight his way out. Bret clamps on the headlock but easy break by Carr backing Bret into the ropes. Whip by Carr but Bret connects with a strong clothesline on the rebound. Bret charges off the ropes again, leaps over Carr, rebounds again but runs right into a dropkick!
David Saturn-"Speaking of 100% Bret Harris probably won't be too healthy after a lucky escape from those flames last week..."
Neal Steal-"He's no Tracy Adkins when it comes to dealing with pain. Tracy had it far worse Bret can't complain..."
David Saturn-"Bret saying he intends to get his revenge on Hell...don't think too many will be backing him in that quest!"
Sweet dropkick there by Carr couldn't have landed it any better really. Carr and Harris of course wrestled at 12 12 12 with the match ending in a draw. Belly to belly suplex by Carr, charges off the ropes and delivers an elbowdrop. Bret is back up and another dropkick sends Bret to the outside. We don't really want to see another countout if there's any show where fans don't want draws its a PPV.
Neal Steal-"Bret getting a fluke draw with Carr at 12 12 12 of course..."
David Saturn-"Surprised you knew that it was me and Walters announcing that night. Were you not too busy serving Royal coffee to watch any matches other than his?"
Neal Steal-"That and high quality protein supplements..."
David Saturn-"...and a triple helping of ass kissing..."
In all due respect to these 2 wrestlers nobody has probably bought the PPV specifically to see this match! Bret perhaps remembering the countout is quick to get back into the ring. Maybe too quick as he wildly charges at Carr attempting a clothesline. Carr sees it coming (despite recently losing to a blindfolded Slick his sight is perfect) and chops Bret across the chest. Whip off the ropes...
David Saturn-"Carr claiming he was going to let Randal win last week if he put Invictus in a position to finish him off. Don't think a 5 year old would buy that one...but I guess you probably would Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Carr is a selfless individual. He's already held the CRASH Title I'm sure he would have let Randal have a turn..."
David Saturn-"Its a prestigious title not a toy to be passed around! Carr the first ever CRASH champion of course defeating Tracy Adkins for the belt. The problems between SIN members have been ongoing for some time now..."
Neal Steal-"No thanks to people like you twisting everything..."
Bret blocks the whip and nails Carr with a stiff clothesline. Carr staggers but stays on his feet then blatantly pokes Bret in the eye. Punches by Carr, charges off the ropes going for a crossbody. Bret however catches Carr in mid air and sets up for a fall away slam! Bret launched Carr there any more impacts like that won't do Carr much good. Bret pulls Carr up, whip off the ropes...dropkick!
David Saturn-"Carr even calling himself Randal's boss. Carr is the official leader of SIN though Tracy Adkins tends to ignore that fact."
Neal Steal-"Robert is an excellent leader. As talented a wrestler as Tracy Adkins is he does not possess the corporate skills Carr has."
David Saturn-"Well being a pompous jackass has nothing to do with wrestling! Not taking away Carr's talent but he really needs a win here having not won a match since Baddlands..."
Neal Steal-"Only a few weeks ago ago its just a minor blip."
Bret giving Carr a taste of how that feels and he scoops Carr up before slamming him to the mat. An elbowdrop is Bret's next move followed by another...cover...1,2...and Carr kicks out. Bret pulls Carr up by the arm then clotheslines him to the mat again. Bret taking his time here as he pulls Carr back to his feet. Carr whipped off the ropes, kick to the ribs by Bret and a hard club to the back.
David Saturn-"Slightly more competitive contest than the one Bret had with Hell last week. Still who can live with Hell at the moment he's looked even more unstoppable than usual since returning."
Neal Steal-"Using his daughter's death as a means of brutally assaulting people. Still I enjoyed that chokeslam on Lance that's for sure!"
David Saturn-"Don't think Lance has forgotten that incident but he has more pressing matters to attend to tonight."
Neal Steal-"Absolutely he's facing a different class of athlete to Hell in Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"That's not what I said at all. A world title match is major no matter who it is against."
Bret goes for a piledriver but Carr blocks and delivers a back body drop! Bret clutches his back and as he gets to his feet Carr whips him to the ropes. Chop to the chest by Carr (not enough to knock Bret down) and Bret responds with a kick to the ribs. Bret rams Carr into the turnbuckle but Carr reverses a whip to the opposite corner. Bret staggers out but walks right into a snap suplex from Carr!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Crisp technical wrestling there by Carr!"
David Saturn-"Carr has looked very focused indeed..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! Pin this bum!"
Carr with his first cover of the match...1,2...and Bret kicks out. Carr pulls Bret to his feet but Bret reverses the subsequent whip attempt. Carr rebounds, ducks a boot, rebounds again and delivers a flying clothesline! Great athleticism by Carr which he follows up with his less desirable trait... crowd taunting. Carr keeps an eye on Bret though and whips him into the ropes as he gets to his feet.
David Saturn-"Carr endearing himself to yet another city..."
Neal Steal-"His own country treated him disgracefully he's a proud Canadian and look how they behaved. They should have been proud of Robert."
David Saturn-"Carr is only proud of himself and he's done very little to justify his high and mighty attitude."
Bret rebounds but Carr kicks him in the ribs...CARR CRASH! Bret Harris just planted face first into the mat! That will almost certainly be enough...1,2...3!!! Carr ends the month with a win!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
David Saturn-"They call that the Carr Crash and it sure finished off Bret Harris!"
Neal Steal-"Exemplary performance by Robert here!"
David Saturn-"Bret Harris may not have been 100% but he battled all the way."
Neal Steal-"Stop taking credit away from Carr he outwrestled Bret Harris defeating him fair and square."
David Saturn-"Surprisingly fairly yes. Not a common feature in Carr's matches...I pointed out facts about Bret's condition that's all. Whether or not it made a difference we don't know but I credit Carr for being focused throughout. We will be back in a moment when the roof will go off this place!"
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VS
Accompanied by Head Of Talent Relations Rusty Axel...from Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
As Jason enters the ring Rusty calls for a mic. Jason is wearing a horrid multi-coloured robe which looks more like a bunch of rags sewn together.
Rusty Axel-"Now quieten down and listen to some words of wisdom from Old Rusty here! Recently I sent out a memo that has been completely ignored by the staff here at AWR! Its about time they show respect for authority and for someone with my longevity in professional rasslin! Longevity is worth nothin' at all in most sports but in rasslin it damn sure is!"
The crowd begin chanting "Rusty sucks" as Jason yells angrily at them to shut up.
Rusty Axel-"Ma' boy Jason here has expressed wishes to be referred to from now on as Jason Skilled! I asked the rasslin ring announcer at 12 12 12 to adhere to these wishes but he continued to use the name Howard. He ain't Howard...he's skilled! So ring announcer boy...whatever the hell your name is...do as you're told! You better listen as well Saturn!"
David Saturn-"I never received any memo! Notice he didn't have a go at you..."
Neal Steal-"Well I certainly never received it. I would have used the new name promptly..."
David Saturn-"Yes no doubt you would have..."
Rusty Axel-"Now lets move on to matters concerning tonights professional rasslin' action! Look at this flashy ring robe Jason's wearing! Its time to bring a little class back to this business and there ain't nothing classier in professional rasslin than wearing a high quality robe in the ring! I wore that for my first professional rasslin match Jason and now I'm handin' it down to you!"
Forget the 70's that robe probably hasn't seen light of day since the 50's!
Neal Steal-"WHAT A HONOUR! Just imagine how many rasslin museums and memorabilia enthusiasts would love to have something that priceless!"
David Saturn-"It belongs in a museum all right..."
Rusty Axel-"Priceless vintage rasslin gear that is and I think highly enough of Jason to give it him for free! Anyway ring announcer call those drunken bums out to the ring! Neal look after Jason's robe for him please..."
Jason hands the robe to Steal who looks in wonder at the horrid garment. Saturn rolls his eyes.
Accompanied by Big Bad B-Man...from Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"The reaction speaks for itself!"
Neal Steal-"Indeed. The lack of class couldn't be anymore evident."
David Saturn-"B-Man taking on Rusty later tonight of course. I wouldn't give Rusty a snowballs chance in hell against B-Man but Jason has a lot of potential. Slick still has to the favourite..."
Neal Steal-"You would say that you're his friend..."
David Saturn-Evidently I'm referring to their histories. Slick has a legacy and as of yet Jason has not made much of a mark. Will be a big win for Jason here tonight if he manages to topple Slick..."
Huge cheers for Badd Boyz as usual. B-Man and Slick not usually in each others corners for singles but both aren't always in the building. Plus Rusty has interfered continually in Jason's recent singles matches. Slow lockup as another "Rusty Sucks" chant starts in the crowd. Slick is amused by it as he locks up with Jason who of course holds a win over Slick in dubious circumstances.
Neal Steal-"Rusty out here to stop B-Man cheating for Slop no doubt...he wants a good, clean rasslin match here."
David Saturn-"Nonsense. B-Man and Slick don't normally accompany each other to ringside for singles matches. Rusty has done so with Jason since he became his manager..."
Neal Steal-"Manager, mentor and indeed a fine father figure! Look at the quality of this fine garment Saturn. I said LOOK...don't touch this is a priceless silk robe..."
David Saturn-"That is not silk and I have no desire at all to touch it. Goodness knows where it has been..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty came out wearing that robe as a young man. People like Lou Thesz, Jack Brisco used to look across the ring in fear at that..."
David Saturn-"Oh please!"
Slick backed into the corner and Jason looks for a swift right hand. Slick dodges then skips across the ring taunting Jason who keeps his cool. Rusty yells instructions on the outside as both men lock up again. Slick backed into the corner but Slick reverses the situation backing Jason into the turnbuckle. Right hand by Jason draws a swift response from Slick. Multiple punches later the ref breaks.
Neal Steal-"Come on break it up!"
David Saturn-"Rusty of course screwed Slick out of a match with Playboy Pete last week. Well not only Slick but Pete as well..."
Neal Steal-"Lets hope the ropes do not malfunction again tonight..."
David Saturn-"How can a rope malfunction...its not machinery!"
Jason moans to the ref as Rusty continues "coaching" from outside. B-Man is circling the ring mainly keeping his eyes on his opponent later tonight. Kick to the ribs by Jason then he delivers hard elbows while stretching Slick's arm. Slick responds with an eyerake (cheap tactic but a popular one with the fans!) but Jason maintains a grip on the arm. A hard elbow to the ribs breaks the hold.
Neal Steal-"Heard the bar in Springfield opened late on Christmas Day. B-Man and Slop were trying to break in they can't go 5 minutes without a beer..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they had plenty over Christmas..."
Neal Steal-"Lets just hope they never have kids. They want presents under the tree not a passed out drunk."
David Saturn-"Did you have a good christmas with your family Steal? Oh sorry I forgot even your Mother thins you're a moron..."
Neal Steal-"Damn Slop for exploiting her illness...she's still hanging in there thank goodness for that..."
David Saturn-"You sound so "genuine" saying that..."
Another elbow and as Jason is winded Slick grabs his arm applying a hold of his own. Jason reverses and applies a side headlock. Slick goes to reverse but Jason moves to the waist. Slick reverses the waistlock then Jason reverses again. Slick suddenly charges and elevates Jason through the middle rope to the outside. Rusty warns B-Man (who is on other side of ring) to stay away.
Neal Steal-"Heard your Christmas was ruined Saturn with your Dad eating all the turkey..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes...my "Father"...Humphrey right?"
Neal Steal-"Surely you can remember your own Father's name?"
David Saturn-"Surely you can remember what a complete fool you looked like that night!"
Slick plays to the crowd a bit turning his back on Jason. That was probably on purpose as when Jason charges Slick turns and nails Jason with a right hand. More rights and then Slick whips Jason off the ropes. Jason rebounds, blocks a kick to the ribs and then plants Slick into the mat with a DDT! Jason does not make the cover laying stomps on Slick instead before backing him into the corner.
Neal Steal-"Stomp a mudhole in him Jason! Yahoo...HEY! Get your hand off that!"
David Saturn-"B-Man has the robe in his clutches! Look at Rusty he looks like his best friend has died!"
Neal Steal-"That is a priceless quality 100% silk material robe!"
David Saturn-"Nobody would insure that thing! Seems to have some sentimental value though...Rusty's Mother probably sewed it together for him before his first match!"
Neal Steal-"Disgusting! How dare B-Man have the audacity to taint that fine garment like that!""
Jason lays in stomps to Slick as suddenly B-Man grabs the robe from Steal! The fans cheer as Rusty yells at B-Man to put his robe down (God knows why its horrible) but B-Man turns and wipes his ass with it! Well with pants still on. As Rusty looks livid Jason focuses entirely on Slick laying into him with punches, Ref is letting this go a bit as Jason drags Slick into the centre of the ring.
David Saturn-"Well that robe could be of some use. Perhaps Jason could wipe himself with it if he ever has an accident again..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn! That is a serious athlete right there in the ring! Putting life and limb on the line competing here in AWR! Have some respect!"
David Saturn-"Jason beginning to think he can put Slick away here. He better not get too confident..."
Neal Steal-"Confidence is the key of success! Jason defeated Slop last year infact they had to stop the match the beating Slop took was so brutal..."
David Saturn-"Because he was assaulted before the match did you think I won't remember that?"
Jason probably trying to wear Slick down for a big move here as he clubs Slick across the back. Jason with a scoopslam and then drops an elbow across the heart. Cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out. Jason rams Slick head first into the turnbuckle then whips him into the opposite corner. Jason charges straight after him (keeping up close) but Slick is lightning fast as he raises his elbow.
Neal Steal-"Slop almost fell over drunk there but luckily managed to catch Jason with his elbow. Jason SKILLED that is by the way.."
David Saturn-"He can call himself what he wants no problem with that. He is very skilled for sure..."
Neal Steal-"You wouldn't call Bustin Weaver by the Canada's Hero name when he asked..."
David Saturn-"Who cares about Dustin Weaver and he was claiming to represent an entire country. I wasn't going to pander to that wish..."
Jason is staggered and Slick rams him head first into the turnbuckle. That is followed up with a bulldog and having weathered a strong assault by Jason in the last several moments Slick may well be taking control. Punches by Slick and Jason is knocked to the mat. Slick introduces Jason to the turnbuckle 10 consecutive times! Slick then whips Jason to the opposite corner and does it one more time!
David Saturn-"Will be one hell of a hangover for Jason in the morning taking blows like that!"
Neal Steal-"Unlike Slop who isn't hungover only in the morning. He's hungover morning, noon and night from all that booze!"
David Saturn-"Just shut up with these tedious drunk comments. Its boring! I would rather watch another Dustin Weaver match than listen to you any longer!"
Neal Steal-"Get a new job then. Must be something you're good at. Maybe you could top up the Badd Boyz booze whenever they feel thirsty...a 24/7 job!"
Jason staggers into the centre of the ring and Slick delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER!!! Slick going for the cover but just as Slick was about to hit the move Rusty was up on the apron. The ref is distracted as Slick grabs Rusty by the throat! Rusty is knocked to the floor then B-Man meets him with a ferocious clothesline! B-Man kicking the hell out of Rusty here as Slick watches on grinning...
David Saturn-"Rusty getting exactly what he deserves! Screwing Playboy Pete against Jason was one thing! Screwing Slick especially with B-Man at ringside is another!"
Neal Steal-"Jason is up...he's got the eye of the tiger! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Low blow!"
Neal Steal-"You didn't mind that eyerake from Slop earlier..."
Uncharacteristically however Slick has taken his eyes away from his opponent! Jason comes up from behind, spins Slick round and delivers a low blow! The ref was still watching events on the outside and Jason then sets Slick up for the PEDIGREE! Jason makes the cover...1,2...3!!! Tremendous win for Jason Skilled over the popular veteran Slick here at Unconquered!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON SKILLED
Neal Steal-"Hurrah! Rusty's presence at ringside inspires Jason to a huge win over Slop!"
David Saturn-"Rusty's cheating more like it."
Neal Steal-"That's what you get when you see a finely conditioned athlete against a sloppy, out of shape drunk!"
David Saturn-"Slick is in tremendous shape...well Jason trying to change that. Come on the match is over!"
B-Man charges into the ring as Jason puts the boots to Slick. Meanwhile Rusty is looking under the ring and pulls out a cinder block! As B-Man goes for a CHOKESLAM on Jason the block is brought into the ring! B-Man turns round and Rusty bashes the cinder block right over B-Man's knee! OUCH! B-Man grabs his knee and while he isn't yelling he is grimacing from considerable pain.
David Saturn-"My God! What a vicious blow to the knee! That block just exploded and B-Man's knee may have exploded with it!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! It was going to be a uphill struggle for B-Man against the legendary Rusty already! He may nt even be able to compete now!"
Rusty then delivers a hard stomp to the knee as Slick is up and charging, Rusty and Jason hastily make their exit as Slick checks on his injured partner.
David Saturn-"B-Man trying to shake off the effects but he can't hide the fact he's not in good shape here."
Neal Steal-Never mind he will have time to wash away the pain with some more booze...be a shame if these PPV buyers don't get to see B-Man ha ha ha ha ha! Still they paid to see the likes of Rusty and Mr Royal no doubt..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal! I'm sure B-Man will make it to the ring later tonight. He's one tough SOB! We will be back very shortly!"
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As we return from commercial (well a merchandise plug since it is PPV) we see Roberto Maggia pacing backstage. Al Walters approaches...
Al Walters-"Can I have a quick word please?"
Roberto Maggia-"Sure..."
Al Walters-"Given what just happened moments ago do you think B-Man will be cleared to wrestle?"
Roberto Maggia-"Well I didn't think Tracy Adkins was 100% but I finally decided to let him return to the ring tonight. In that case it wouldn't be fair to prevent B-Man from competing plus he made it clear in no uncertain terms he wishes to wrestle Rusty here tonight! So the match is very much on! I will however bump it up the card slightly from its original position to give him some extra recovery time."
Al Walters-"Thanks for your comments. David...back to you."
Scene cuts to the announcers...
Neal Steal-"What about me Walters? I see Maggia is doing B-Man some favours..."
David Saturn-"Why the hell shouldn't he when someone bases his knee with a cinder block! Especially another member of staff! I don't think B-Man cares when the match is as long as its tonight!"
Neal Steal-"I'm hearing he's bumped Hell v Tracy to an earlier shot yet he said Tracy isn't 100% either! Clear bias and favortism!"
David Saturn-"Tracy has had a whole month off you fool! Besides the backstage physicians are very reluctant to go anywhere near him to check the full extent of any injuries he's still suffering. Well we better get ready...oh...MY GOD! I can't believe he's here! This place is about to explode!"
The crowd erupt as FA SHO makes his way through the crowd. Not exactly an eruption of cheers but no major boos here. The crowd look uncertain though...has Sho come to ruin the main event tonight? Sho takes a seat on the first row with a calm expression on his face as introductions begin for the next match...
VS
From Dartmouth, Canada...Matt HARRIS...and...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"I believe this is the first time these 2 idiots have teamed up in AWR. I'm sure the fans couldn't wait for this riveting moment..."
David Saturn-"They could be a solid team. Rattlesnake has a good win/loss record here in AWR. I'm sure Matt will usually team with Bret though.
Neal Steal-"Lets hope for a double here tonight..."
David Saturn-"A double what?"
Neal Steal-"A double loss for the Harris Family ha ha ha ha ha! They are ugly and stupid, one brain cell between them, altogether smelly...the Harris Family! Ha ha ha ha!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"No SIN members joining Randal tonight then. That argument obviously had some merit to it.
Neal Steal-"Robert has done his damage to the Harris Family tonight and Tracy is preparing for a colossal grudge match. All is well in SIN!"
David Saturn-"Well I don't think so...well coming up now is Toxic Maddox...a truly bizarre individual..."
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
Toxic makes his way out wearing that traditional wrestling gear combination of purple suit and green tie. Toxic stares straight ahead blankly at the ring not paying any attention to the crowd whatsoever. Snake curses out loud at him and Toxic ignores him. Randal seems unsure of what to make of his opponent here tonight...
David Saturn-"Well I don't think this guy is all there upstairs..."
Neal Steal-"Well he looks like RCH of course but that does not mean he's the same."
David Saturn-"Well I don't think RCH is all there either but this guy has the blankest look I've ever seen. RCH generally responds to and draws energy from the crowd."
Neal Steal-"I'm not going to judge him based on his appearance..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You insult RCH all the time calling him a clown this guy looks like one as well!"
Rattlesnake and Randal set to start things off here and Snake "surprisingly" talks some trash in Randal's face. Randal shoves Snake in response and Snake nails him with a right hand. Both men trade more rights then Snake charges off the ropes. Snake goes for a shoulder tackle but Randal does not budge. Snake charges off the ropes again but Randal catches him with a big boot to the face.
David Saturn-"A close up shot of Toxic there...not exactly a pretty sight. He's covered in scars..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's probably why he wears the makeup. At least in his case its understandable unlike that idiot RCH who is just plain ugly."
David Saturn-"Enjoys pain apparently. Randal knows someone else just like that..."
Neal Steal-"Tracy Adkins?"
David Saturn-"Father Christmas...who do you think I meant!"
Snake tries to get to his feet and Randal clubs him across the back. Randal then tags in Toxic Maddox who delivers a swift kick to Snake's knee. Randal and Toxic then somewhat surprisingly set up for a double team whipping Snake off the ropes. Both men knock Snake back down with a shoulder charge. Another stomp to the knee by Toxic as Randal yells at the crowd to shut up for no apparent reason.
Neal Steal-"If Toxic is addicted to pain then facing Mr Royal would be his dream matchup!"
David Saturn-"Imagine a I Quit match between this guy and Adkins it would be never ending!"
Neal Steal-"What if someone threw a grenade in the ring and it blew his legs off? Surely he would feel that...wouldn't put it past these fans!"
David Saturn-"Well I think we say anything can happen in AWR but I don't think that ever will! Randal and Toxic co-existing fine here..."
Another stomp to the knee by Toxic then he chokes Snake. A knee to the face after the ref breaks it up and Toxic then suddenly has a weird fixed stare on his face. Yet he does not seem to be looking at anything in particular. A very creepy lucky individual and Toxic goes to the top rope. It looks like Toxic is setting up for a legdrop...misses! Snake rolled out the way at the last moment...
David Saturn-"Well he seems to be a very intense individual but he missed with that one!"
Neal Steal-"Only a mistake Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I never said it was anything else! Stop putting words in my mouth!"
Neal Steal-"This oaf Matt Harris coming into the ring now..."
Snake with a quick punch to the face as Toxic sits up showing no real effects of pain at all. Tag to Matt Harris who should be able to cause pain to anyone considering his vast size. Shot to the face from Matt then he rams Toxic head first into the turnbuckle. Toxic rolls his eyes in the back of his head as Matt looks bemused at that expression. The move is repeated and Toxic shows no effects at all.
David Saturn-"Matt Harris wasn't trained by Snake and Bret to take on anyone like Toxic that's for sure!"
Neal Steal-"I wonder who trained Toxic Maddox?"
David Saturn-"Goodness knows what wrestling school produced him! He probably trained himself..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal and Mr Megala had a trainer on their first day. The next day they were training the trainers!"
Toxic stares at Matt not blinking at all. Matt looks a little creeped out and seems unsure of what his next move will be. He decides to kick Toxic in the ribs (Toxic not exactly putting up much resistance for some reason) then choks him over the top rope. Snake joins in on the choke a bit and both men knock Toxic to the mat with a double right hand. Toxic falls to the mat but his eyes are wide open and psychotic.
David Saturn-"RCH has weird facial expressions but he's the opposite to this guy in every way really. Except in looks..."
Neal Steal-"He's being kicked in the back of the head and not even flinching!"
David Saturn-"Well I wonder if Matt has a plan B. He's so focused on his strength but does he have anywhere near the mental effect Toxic has on people?"
Matt begins stomping Toxic in the back of the head but he barely even blinks. Matt pulls Toxic to his feet as the ref is admonishing Snake. Suddenly Toxic sprays some purple substance in Matt's face! What was that? Toxic then charges off the ropes nailing Matt with a vicious spear. That is called the TOXIC LOVE and Toxic makes the cover. Randal cuts Snake off...1,2...3!!! Toxic Maddox wins on his AWR debut!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: TOXIC MADDOX AND RED RANDAL
Neal Steal-(singing)"...and they call it toxic love! Oh I guess Snake and Matt will never know...what its like to win their first match in AWR as a team! Ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Please don't sing again. Its worse than listening to you speak and I didn't think that was possible!"
Neal Steal-"There might not be much brotherly love between Snake and Matt when they talk over this loss! Ha ha ha! They have teamed elsewhere and they can't beat two people who have never met before! Ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Snake and Matt will have good nights and bad. Bret Harris too. We will be back as another man makes his debut...against RCH ironically...Declan Black!"
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We return as Maggia makes his way to ringside with numerous security guards. Maggia sends a guard into the crowd towards Sho who simply holds a purchased ticket up in the air. Maggia positions the guards around ringside as he makes his way back up the ramp glaring at Sho.
David Saturn-"Well looks like Maggia has taken steps to prevent the main event being ruined...
Neal Steal-"He better not try and screw Mr Royal again..."
David Saturn-"I'm pretty sure if he's come to screw anyone it will be Invictus. Goodness knows what Lance will be thinking. Mentally he's as tough a competitor as I've ever seen but its impossible for this not to be a psychological distraction."
Neal Steal-"Well if Sho does not help Lance maybe RCH will again...here he comes..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Sho appreciates having his arm broken by Invictus..."
VS
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
David Saturn-"RCH3 needs a big win he's fallen short against Royal a couple of times now. Well the first was a DQ. The loss to Randal as well and I'm sure RCH hasn't forgotten about SIN..."
Neal Steal-"Well apparently he could have his work cut out against this newcomer Declan Black..."
David Saturn-"We don't know an awful lot about Black. He's got money though Steal so better start sucking up to him..."
Neal Steal-"I want to see whether he's a quality human being first...before he has any support from me."
David Saturn-"You might call it support...I call it ass kissing."
From Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada...currently residing in Torrance, California...Declan...BLACK!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Black and you can see this is a very focused individual..."
Neal Steal-"How rich is he Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Trust you to ask a question like that. I don't know how rich he is. What I do know is he has a very Japanese orientated wrestling style..."
Neal Steal-"Japanese wrestling is boring nobody cares about that in the US..."
David Saturn-"Hardcore fans certainly do...though I guess anyone who watches any type of wrestling regularly is a hardcore fan.
Both men deliberate in locking up not taking any chances. RCH needs a big win here after recent matches and certainly Declan Black will want to make a good showing on his debut. Judging by Declan's serious expression however he's come to do more than just make a good showing. RCH aims a kick at Declan who maintains his distance avoiding the blow. Both men feeling each other out as RCH makes a dive for the leg...
David Saturn-"Certainly RCH might know that Black is apparently skilled in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."
Neal Steal-"Never heard of it and if Black is rich how come I've never heard of him?"
David Saturn-"Maybe he's a private individual. Not a show off like some of your other "friends" are. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu was created by the Gracie Family and indeed was the showcase style at the early UFC's. Most of which were won by Royce Gracie..."
Neal Steal-"Oyce? What sort of a name is that?"
David Saturn-"R-O-Y-C-E. Its a silent R."
Quick footwork by Declan there avoiding RCH again. Maybe he is trying to frustrate RCH as again RCH goes for contact. This time he manages to do so applying a waistlock. Declan grabs the ropes to avoid the takedown and the ref breaks it up. Almost a sparring match thus far and both men circle again. Another lockup and RCH applies a headlock takedown. Black up to his feet as RCH maintains the hold...
Neal Steal-"Don't mention that UFC stuff anyway. Its too violent. There's more finesse in wrestling as we will see from Rusty and Mr Royal later tonight..."
David Saturn-"That will be a first. Rusty showing finesse. Plus incase you forgot Royal is in an expected to be highly violent no disqualification match. Not exactly the environment to show off "finesse" is it?"
Neal Steal-"People say UFC is what Pro Wrestling "used to be" supposedly. Well I talked with Rusty about it and he said they couldn't have lived with the wrestling traing he had."
Black grabs the arm looking for an armbar here and both men grapple for position. Almost a test of strength now and RCH applies a side headlock. RCH may be unorthodox as a human being and in wrestling style but he's certainly skilled in the fundamentals too. The ref breaks the hold as Black grabs the ropes. The crowd seem to be very interested in Black as the crowd chant RCH's name...
David Saturn-"If you're talking about Rusty isn't it "rasslin?" Or just when he's out here wrestling, managing or commentating?"
Neal Steal-"Hear them chanting this clown's name. Clearly they can't think too much of Black..."
David Saturn-"They don't know Black well. So what if they chant RCH's name I doubt Black cares.
Neal Steal-"If he's wrestled in Japan he's probably shocked that a crowd are making some noise!"
Black isn't getting a bad reception though at all. Suddenly Black dives for the legs and delivers a takedown. Hard stomp to the midsection and another with some aggression behind these moves now. RCH up to his feet and Black nails him with a right hand. Side headlock by Black and RCH backs him into the ropes. Whip by RCH, Black rebounds, RCH drops down to the mat, Black rebounds once again but runs into an abdominal stretch!
David Saturn-"RCH fast as lightning there!"
Neal Steal-"How fast is lightning?"
David Saturn-"I don't know. Let's hope one day you find out!"
Neal Steal-"I hear Black was educated at Yale too. Prominent university that is..."
Some fast action there and RCH managed to get his arms around Black very fast to apply this hold. Black is in the centre of the ring here but he does not look like someone who will submit easily. Black goes for a reversal and RCH quickly manages to pull himself away. RCH catches Black with an elbow to the face and both men then feel each out again. Quite respectful really that both men are wary of each other's style...
David Saturn-"Rich, educated...is he the next ass for you to kiss Steal?"
Neal Steal-"I'm a tough judge when it comes to getting my respect. I'm impressed by Black so far though..."
David Saturn-"I talked to him backstage earlier. Very polite he was..."
Neal Steal-"You're just making that up! Why would he talk to someone like you! A rich, educated individual the likes of which would not dirty themselves in conversation with the likes of yourself!"
Of course both men really need the win! Maybe RCH has a little more pressure being the more well known of the 2. RCH applies a waistlock...rollup...1,2...and Black kicks out. Black charges and RCH executes a headlock takedown. RCH trying to keep Black grounded here but can't do so for long. Black goes to lift RCH but before we see the move he's looking for RCH quickly executes another takedown.
David Saturn-"I'm sure RCH has not forgotten about SIN at all. I'm sure at some point in the next few weeks he will look to gain some sort of revenge..."
Neal Steal-"Well he better worry about Black right now..."
David Saturn-"RCH must have seen tapes of Black somewhere because he's showing him some real respect..."
A 1 count there as RCH tried to catch Black out. Black quick to get his shoulder up. Black fights up to his feet again and suddenly delivers a tremendous belly to back suplex! Great move there and Black with the cover...1...and RCH did well to kick out early there. Black goes for a overhead belly to belly suplex but RCH blocks and delivers a snap suplex! Black landing on his head there that was almost like a brainbuster effect...
Neal Steal-"I didn't think RCH would watch Tv? Can he even get it in his desolate cabin?"
David Saturn-"I've never been to his house..."
Neal Steal-"Its hardly a house. I saw it once and its more like a glorified shed!"
David Saturn-"People go on vacation in log cabins. They aren't bad at all..."
A rather unconventional snap suplex then quite standard for RCH's style. Stomp by RCH as the match has become increasingly aggressive. RCH then decides to delivers another headlock takedown trying increasingly to wear Black down. We can see Black is well conditioned and has trained very hard for this contest. Black gets back to his feet and manages to back RCH into the ropes. RCH whipped across the ring, rebounds...clothesline!
Neal Steal-"I didn't really think much of Declan's music though. There was some vulgar language in it I doubt he chose it himself..."
David Saturn-"Everybody gets to choose their entrance theme. I'm sure somebody asked him and he wanted that..."
Neal Steal-"Speaking of vulgar music have you heard the filth in that RCH theme?"
David Saturn-"You didn't say anything about the theme Toxic Maddox used. That had some "choice" language too..."
Black knocked down but right back up as RCH charges again. Black leaps over, spins round and RCH connects with a flying elbow smash! Black gets back up and RCH with another side headlock takedown. 1 count there and Black quick to get his shoulder up. Black with a counter into a headscissors and RCH being grounded here now. This move is harder to get out of with the legs around the head and neck.
Neal Steal-"I don't understand why Black would go to Japan. All those earthquakes and stuff plus the boring wrestling..."
David Saturn-"I heard Rusty refuses to sign Japanese wrestlers because he thinks they won't get a response. Well Black is closest to Japanese style here and he's winning people over here..."
Neal Steal-"They probably don't know he's rich and educated. They will be booing him next week out of jealousy. Like with Mr Royal and Mr Megala..."
David Saturn-"Why don't you try and suck up to him see how he reacts? Not everybody wants a personal suck up!"
RCH does break the move however deliberately with an eyrake to the face. The ref admonishes RCH and while nobody would call a headlock cheating its not like RCH is the cleanest wrestler in the world. Certainly for the majority of this match he has wrestled a clean style but with RCH that won't always be the case. RCH may well be trying to test his own skills up against Black by going more hold to hold...
Neal Steal-"I know one thing Black has never challenged anyone like RCH. How humiliating that Black has to wrestle a clown on his debut..."
David Saturn-"He challenged RCH to the match..."
Neal Steal-"Oh! Well that must have been because Black hates the likes of RCH as anyone in his position would..."
David Saturn-"How the hell do you know what his position is! He seems to be showing RCH great deal of respect here. They have complimented each other very well."
RCH with a clothesline and Black is sent over the top rope. Black back into the ring after taking a quick breather. Black ducks to the waist...rollup...1,2...and RCH kicks out. A very fast rollup there and Black takes RCH back down with a drop toe hold. Great counter by RCH managing to turn Black onto his front. RCH then applies a hammerlock and manages to turn Black onto his back...1,2...and another kick out.
Neal Steal-"I just hope we have seen the last of RCH tonight. Don't want him helping Lance again..."
David Saturn-"He did not "help" Lance! There's another shot of Fa Sho someone who I'm sure hasn't come to do Invictus any favours! In fact I'm sure he's come to cause him nothing but strife!"
Neal Steal-"Invictus will be too busy shaking with fear at the prospect of facing Mr Royal to worry about Sho..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Hard shot to the ribs by RCH as he pulls Black up to his knees. Side headlock applied here by RCH and Declan breaks shoving RCH into the ropes. RCH springs back, Black drops down, RCH trips on the rope as he goes to rebounds again Black takes advantage advantage with a big roundhouse kick knocking RCH to the outside. Black with clubbing forearm to the back as he leaps off the apron.
Neal Steal-"RCH was saying he didn't know Black now you're saying he's watching tapes..."
David Saturn-"Perhaps that was the impression RCH wanted to give. There's no doubt RCH has seen something of Black though I'm still guessing its limited because he isn't usually as cautious..."
Neal Steal-"That's a compliment to Mr Royal who single handedly defeated RCH twice! RCH know he needs to get back on the winning trail..."
David Saturn-"Nobody would write RCH off and this match could go either way!"
Declan rams RCH into the ringpost and gets back into the ring. RCH quickly back up and another forearm to the back from Black. Seems Black trying to keep RCH outside the ring here but its unlikely he will want a countout win in his first match. This is more like an attempt to force RCH into a mistake and maintaining control. Black rams RCH head first into the barricade and goes back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Black using the barricade there. Almost everybody would do but the ref perhaps unsure of how to deal with Black. Some wrestlers harder to cope with that others..."
Neal Steal-"Well he better not try and have an intellectual conversation with him because this ref has a blue collar background..."
David Saturn-"Who cares about the referee's background?"
The ref admonishes Black who shrugs his shoulders clearly not thinking that is something to be admonished for. He probably has a point. RCH back into the ring through the bottom rope and Black knees him in the head. Hard stomps to the back of the neck followed by snapmare. Black charges off the ropes and drops a knee across RCH's chest. Cover...1,2...and RCH kicks out.
David Saturn-"I think Black knew he wouldn't pin RCH with that. Black trying to wear RCH out here..."
Neal Steal-"What does RCH do for training except chop up wood and trees in the forest?"
David Saturn-"RCH is a private individual for someone so bizarre that's unusual. I don't know much about his methods..."
Neal Steal-"Don't there's any gyms out there. Maybe he has a ring in his cabin..."
Black pulls RCH up then applies an abdominal stretch on RCH. A move used by RCH earlier in the match now being used on him. To more effect as well since the match has gone on several minutes now. Black putting as much pressure as he can on the hold and RCH looks to move towards the ropes. Declan has the chance to grab the ropes for leverage here but to his credit does not take it.
Neal Steal-"Why isn't he grabbing the ropes?"
David Saturn-"Just because Royal and Megala would do that does not mean Black shares the same ethics because he has money. Still I'll acknowledge that RCH probably would have grabbed the ropes there too..."
Neal Steal-"Well if he wants to earn more money he's going to need moves like that. Mr Royal and Mr Megala wouldn't do that anyway they don't need any shortcuts..."
David Saturn-"Course not. Have you considered the fact that Black might want to earn respect? Not buy it..."
Some would believe he probably should take that shortcut. Black keeps the hold locked on as RCH tries to make a comeback. The crowd are really getting behind RCH which is no real disrespect to Black they just don't know him as well. Finally RCH shows enough energy to break the hold with a firemans carry. RCH blocks a right hand and delivers a punch and a chop. RCH whips Black into the ropes...
David Saturn-"Fa Sho watching this match closely. You never know what Sho might do he's capable of anything..."
Neal Steal-"Just stay out of the main event that's all he has to do."
David Saturn-"I hope he does. I want to see Invictus and Royal go at it one on one at least it can't end in a disqualification..."
As Black rebounds RCH looks for the dropkick but comes up short! Black grabbed the ropes to prevent himself running into that. Black to the top rope as RCH is down and delivers a fistdrop across the throat! 1,2...and RCH kicks out. Black immediately tries another pin either out of slight frustration or to catch RCH off guard. RCH kicks out again and Black chokes RCH across the bottom rope with his boot.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Now that's what you need to do!"
David Saturn-"Its hardly cheating. I don't know whether Declan is getting frustrated or he just didn't want to waste a clear opportunity. I don't think there's much wrong with that..."
Neal Steal-"Why are you complimenting Declan? You're usual jealous of people like him..."
David Saturn-"I'm not jealous of people with money. I hate people who think they are superior and throw riches in people's faces..."
Neal Steal-"Well what's the point of having money if you don't let people know about it!"
RCH brought that on himself a bit there rising with his head perched over the bottom rope. First real "shortcut" Black has really taken thus far as the ref breaks it up. Maybe Black is beginning to think its getting to the point where he can put RCH away. RCH rammed into the turnbuckle but RCH blocks the second attempt and rams Black into the turnbuckle. Right hand by RCH staggers Black.
David Saturn-"We can see Declan Black will likely be a force here in the AWR. Not many can go toe to toe with RCH for this long..."
Neal Steal-"Good thing for the fans its lengthy because Rusty will finish B-Man off in 2 minutes with that busted knee!"
David Saturn-"For once can you stop being so utterly ignorant? You know how tough B-Man is..."
Neal Steal-"He's guzzling as much beer as he can right now trying to block out the pain. He should forfeit keep whatever limited pride he has intact!"
Black is knocked into the turnbuckle and RCH charges delivering the hatchet splash! RCH probably thinking its time to put Black away as well. Black is up, whip off the ropes...baaaaccccckkk body drop! RCH got some tremendous elevation there! Black was flipped into the air and landed hard! Black slowly up to his feet...swinging neckbreaker! Standing dropkick by RCH with Black just about covering his face...
David Saturn-"Black doing his best to cover that up! Natural instinct but that still knocked him down!"
Neal Steal-"Well people will remember the name Declan Black after tonight..."
David Saturn-"That was what Declan wanted and no doubt people will be talking about his performance whatever the outcome!"
So not quite full contact but enough to knock Black down. RCH then heads to the top rope and goes for a leg drop...misses! Black just managing to roll out of the way and Black goes for the PAINKILLER!!! That is an armbar submission but RCH just manages to get his arm away. RCH rising to his feet and Black with a kick to the midsection. Whip by Black, reversed and RCH drops Black across the top rope!
David Saturn-"Right on the neck! That is pure rope no cables inside but that still leaves an effect on the neck!"
Neal Steal-"RCH going for a submission now...I can't see that happening!"
David Saturn-"Well Declan getting out of it. Whether he would have submitted or not who knows but it would have some some damage!"
RCH goes for a single leg Boston Crab but Black manages to escape by diving into the corner. Black pulls himself up but RCH whips him to the opposite corner and delivers another hatchet splash! Black staggers backwards and RCH delivers the HATCHET DEATH DROP! The crowd erupt and RCH makes the cover...1,2...3!!! What a great match!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RCH3
David Saturn-"Tremendous contest! A big, much needed win for RCH3 and while Black couldn't pick up the win on his debut he can take heart from this!"
Neal Steal-"Well the next match couldn't be anymore different..."
David Saturn-"That's for sure! Coming up next will be an all out war! The next chapter in the sick saga between Hell and Tracy Adkins...next! Some applause here for Declan Black as he makes his way up the ramp..."
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