Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 28, 2012 15:42:51 GMT -4
VS
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"This match may not be for those faint of heart."
Neal Steal-"These two may try and kill each other. I've rarely seen a more violent feud than Hell v Tracy Adkins...
David Saturn-"We would usually say these 2 men would never be the same after a match like this. With these 2 however who knows? They may well be indestructable!"
Neal Steal-"Who are you going for?"
David Saturn-"I think Hell can beat Adkins at will but Adkins is capable of anything...but for that matter so is Hell!
Accompanied by Red Randal...from Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"This is a throw in the towel match. Maggia was reluctant to make it but they wouldn't take no for an answer! No rules of course its not just strictly submission weapons are legal..."
Neal Steal-"Hell does not have a towel. That is against the rules."
The referee asks Hell who is carrying his towel. Red Randal is carrying the towel for Adkins. It looks like Hell is saying to the ref that he won't need anyone to throw the towel in for him. After a moment however Hell looks round ringside and makes his way outside the ring. Hell calls for someone to hand him a towel. An attendant hands him one and Hell hands it to a surprised Saturn!
David Saturn-"You want me to hold this?"
Hell-"There is nobody else! I'm hardly going to ask you Steal! Whatever you do Saturn do NOT throw this towel in! No matter what!"
Neal Steal-"I see Randal out here with Tracy Saturn. So much for their issues you were telling lies about..."
David Saturn-"They were not lies and keep your hands away from that towel! Never mind what Hell could do to me if Randal throws in that towel Tracy might kill him!"
Hell makes his way into the ring as Saturn pulls the towel away from Steal who looked like he was about to make a grab for it! The ref rings the bell warning Randal that he can not interfere AND hold the towel. Randal is arguing with Tracy and Hell clotheslines Tracy over the top rope. Tracy lands on his feet and as Hell heads outside Tracy suddenly delivers a low blow!
Neal Steal-"I don't get why he's asked you..."
David Saturn-"Well I guess we got along OK on commentary last year. I guess I was the closest person who he trusted enough..."
Neal Steal-"I know Randal won't throw in that towel what are you going to do if Adkins sets Hell on fire or something...
David Saturn-"Hell would probably kill me but I couldn't watch something like that..."
Neal Steal-"Bit of a baptism of fire for you Saturn! Ha ha ha!"
That will work even on Hell but probably not for long! Tracy throws some punches and then looks to lift Hell for a suplex. Not the most sensible move Tracy could have attempted but he isn't exactly blessed with common sense! Tracy clubs Hell across the back instead them rams him head first into the steel steps. Another club to the back then Tracy throws Hell into the front row...
David Saturn-"These men wouldn't quit to anyone never mind each other!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho knows how stupid it is not to give up when its wise to do so!"
David Saturn-"I wouldn't stop this for a broken arm but fire is another matter altogether. Let's hope it does not come to that!"
Neal Steal-"Tracy still wearing a bandage on one of his legs there from last months inferno match..."
Hell lands within a few feet of Fa Sho who of course is still here. Adkins and Hell begin going up the steps and Adkins rams Hell into a barrier. Adkins then clotheslines Hell and actually manages to knock Hell down a few steps! Hell stumbled and fell there but immediately sits up. Adkins grabs a fans chair and bashes Hell over the skull with it!
David Saturn-"It was Hell of course who cost Tracy the tag titles. These 2 men were once friends believe it or not now they are intent on tearing each other limb from limb!"
Neal Steal-"Hell turned his back on Tracy when he needed him. He's no friend to anyone Saturn he isn't friends with you just because he handed you the towel..."
David Saturn-"I respect Hell a great deal but I don't think he handed it to me out of friendship. He barely knows anyone at ringside other than me and this referee! Well you as well but that was hardly likely!"
Adkins then drives the chair into the back of Hell's knee and throws him back over the barrier. Adkins turns towards Saturn shouting at him to throw the towel in. Saturn is half standing in his commentary position but it does not look like he will give up on Hell this early! Adkins rakes Hell across the face and chokes him. Adkins digs his fingers into Hell's eyes...
Neal Steal-"Throw it in Saturn he's digging his fingers right into the eyes there..."
David Saturn-"Can you imagine if I threw the towel in for that! Hell would kill me!"
Neal Steal-"Perfect reason to throw it in then!
Right up to the ring now and Adkins looks to deliver another suplex...and hits it! That took some doing there! Adkins is stronger than he looks for his size though Hell makes virtually anyone look like a dwarf! Adkins having the better of this match thus far though nobody would suggest Hell is being dominated. He could fight back at any second!
Neal Steal-"Only one reason why Tracy is so mentally messed up and its because of that man Hell! Everybody he has close contact with ends up worse off! Look at his daughter's death..."
David Saturn-"Once again it was a rare disease!"
Neal Steal-"The only disease she was exposed to was Hell! That and his lack of fathership skills turned out to be deadly!"
David Saturn-"I'm thinking of what Hell might do to me if I throw this in! Randal must be wondering the same thing!"
Adkins choking Hell again and then he looks under the ring. Adkins has a large piece of metal and he rams it into Hell's ribs! Shot to the back but Hell sits up. Adkins chokes Hell with the metal but Hell suddenly delivers a elbpw and rises to his feet. Adkins quickly rakes Hell across the face again and delivers another low blow! Hell doubles over and Tracy bashes him over the back with a chair!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Come on Saturn throw it in Adkins is destroying Hell with that chair..."
David Saturn-"No!"
Neal Steal-"I know Randal won't throw the towel in. He's a good, loyal servant to Tracy. He's had differences with Adkins than Carr but SIN are like family. All families have squabbles..."
David Saturn-"Well at least they still talk...unlike your family who cut off contact with you!"
Another chair grabbed from a fan there...good thing he did not try and grab Fa Sho's chair! Sho probably wouldn't have taken kindly to that! Adkins yells some abuse at Saturn again clearly believing for some reason the towel should be shown in. Hell suddenly grabs Adkins by the balls! Hell squeezes then lets loose as Adkins falls to his knees...
David Saturn-"Hell suplexed Adkins from the top of a cage last year! He can pin Adkins no doubt but the key question lies with Randal!"
Neal Steal-"Randal won't throw a towel in for that..."
David Saturn-"Well stop telling me to throw this one in then...I can see you trying to grab it as well!"
Neal Steal-"You didn't mind B-Man grabbing that priceless robe earlier..."
Hell might have held on longer there but he probably does not enjoy grabbing a man in that position for long! Still considering what Hell wore in last year's cage match with Adkins who knows what fetishes he's into! With women that is...clubbing blows to Adkins chest now and Hell pulls him to his feet. Hell lifts Adkins and picks him up in a bearhug type hold...
David Saturn-"That could break anyone's ribs...but Hell trying to break the back instead! Solid metal that ringpost..."
Neal Steal-"Hell kicked Adkins in the teeth when he needed him most. No wonder Adkins hates alcohol and drugs he needed them to block out mental anguish..."
David Saturn-"Adkins barely cares about physical pain but you can hurt him mentally! I see you're taking Hell's side of the story..."
Neal Steal-"Adkins became addicted to drugs and Hell beat him up instead of trying to assist him. What a lousy friend!"
Hell not looking to squeeze Adkins here though but rather ram him back first into the ringpost! Hard shot to the back follows and Hell then punches Adkins right on the top of the head! Adkins tries to get up but Hell drives his long fingers into Adkins forehead and eyes. Hell turns and picks up the chair but Adkins suddenly darts forward and knees Hell in the groin.
Neal Steal-"It was Adkins who kidnapped Hell's now deceased daughter once! See Hell had a major enemy yet he allowed his daughter to be kidnaped!"
David Saturn-"He did not allow it! That was entirely Adkins doing!"
Neal Steal-"Well you can see how far Hell pushed Tracy. He pushed Tracy again and again knowing it could put his family at risk..."
David Saturn-"Stop using such twisted logic you know very little about the full story. Hell has proof he tried to help Tracy through rehab but he kept resisting with more and more violence!"
That wasn't quite another low blow but it was close! Hell shoves Adkins to the ground and picks up the chair anyway. Hell warns Randal not to throw in the towel. A little strange but perhaps he wants to punish Adkins more here before looking for the win. Stomps now by Hell and punches to the head. Hell pulls Adkins to his feet...IMPALER! Adkins just hit it out of nowhere!
David Saturn-"For the record the only person Adkins has really cared about was Hell's daughter. I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow blames Hell for her death as well...IMPALER! Adkins out of nowhere just hit the impaler!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! These fans should really be pulling for Tracy here. They probably know what its like to have your only friend stab you in the back..."
David Saturn-"At least Tracy has had one friend in his life which is one more than you have ever had!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Mr Royal are close, personal friends of mine..."
Adkins really planted Hell face first into the mats with that! Those mats don't offer much protection and even Hell will take a few seconds to get up from that. As Hell tries to struggle to his feet it looks like he has been busted open. Adkins pounds on Hell but suddenly Hell reverses the situation and pounds on Adkins! Hell is a monster. Hell rolls Adkins into the ring...
David Saturn-"Hell called 12 12 12 his rebirth and if that was the case what a rebirth it was!"
Neal Steal-"I enjoyed seeing people like Invictus and Rattlesnake get chokeslammed for sure. In that crowded ring though there was always going to be one man standing at the end. In that instance luckily it was Hell..."
David Saturn-"Hell would be the last man standing most of the time. Still he caught Lance slightly off guard...they have some history Hell and Lance..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed..."
How the hell did Hell shake off the effects of that so quickly. Hell with a blow to the head then he stoops down and talks some trash in Tracy's face. Adkins responds by driving Hell's neck down into his shoulder. Hell knocked to his knees and Adkins then plants him into the mat with a bulldog! Adkins charges off the ropes and drops a knee into Hell's bloody forehead.
David Saturn-"Hell wearing that crimson mask now..."
Neal Steal-"Adkins just screaming abuse at Hell though! So impassioned by Adkins he's been badly wronged by Hell and you could just see the sense of injustice in his eyes!"
David Saturn-"Hell still in a position to defend himself as far as I'm concerned..."
Neal Steal-"You need to help Hell here Saturn and throw in that towel. Hell wouldn't help Adkins but you shouldn't just sit back and watch Tracy destroy Hell here!"
Choke by Adkins as he screams abuse in Hell's face. Stomps now by Adkins and he looks towards Saturn again. Hell suddenly elbows Adkins knocking him down with head draped across the middle rope. Hell measures the situation and charging catching Adkins in the back of the head with his boot. Hell charges again but this time Adkins moves tripping Hell as he does so..
David Saturn-"Adkins keeps looking at me but anything he would do to me probably wouldn't be worse than what Hell might!"
Neal Steal-"You're a coward Saturn. You're too scared to throw in that towel and save Hell!"
David Saturn-"Because I don't need to throw it in you fool!"
Another charge by Adkins and he slides forwards catching Hell in the ribs with both feet. Adkins quickly calls for Randal to hand him something. Randal tosses the object in (without touching Hell as the rules state he can't drop the towel) and it looks like a wooden spike! Hell pulls himself up in the corner and blocks as Adkins tries to drive the spike into his head!
David Saturn-"That spike almost being used there...Hell managing to block it..."
Neal Steal-"He barely defended himself...Adkins has dominated this match from start to finish. You need to throw that in Saturn..."
David Saturn-"STOP TELLING ME TO THROW IN THE DAMN TOWEL!!!"
Neal Steal-"Well somebody has to make you see sense..."
Adkins drops the spike as Hell shoves him away. Hell with a blow to the ribs but Adkins reverses a whip into the corner. Adkins charges and chops Hell across the chest. Adkins then clotheslines Hell over the top rope to the outside. Adkins rolls Hell back into the ring then pulls him by the legs into the ringpost! Adkins is using a lot of low blows in this match!
Neal Steal-"Hell won't be able to replace his daughter if he keeps taking shots to the groin..."
David Saturn-"REPLACE! Its was his DAUGHTER for crying out loud not some possession!"
Neal Steal-"Well Hell treated her as a trophy no doubt...something to show off to his devil worshiping nutcase pals...come on throw in the towel before Adkins damages his ability to reproduce..."
David Saturn-"I'll shove the damn thing down your throat in a moment!"
Neal Steal-"You aren't allowed to hit me remember and its a good thing I can't hit you! At least where you're concerned!"
That isn't technically a low blow of course as Hell suddenly swings a boot staggering Adkins! Great leg strength by Hell to do that from his current position. That looks like its busted Adkins nose as he rolls back into the ring. Both men charge but Tracy knocks Hell down with the piece of metal he used earlier. Adkins looks at Saturn as he picks up the spike...
David Saturn-"This isn't looking good...that spike could cause lasting damage..."
Neal Steal-"So throw in the..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up about the bloody fucking towel!"
Neal Steal-"Its a throw in the towel match I'm supposed to highlight the rules..."
Stomp by Adkins then he tells Saturn he's going to use the spike on Hell. It looks like Saturn might consider throwing it in but suddenly Hell spears Adkins to the mat! Hell grabs the spike and drives it right into Tracy's forehead! Hell is absolutely ripping through Adkins skin with that spike! Blood is gushing from an open wound now as Hell looks at Randal...
David Saturn-"Blood pouring down Tracy's face here..."
Neal Steal-"Its only a bit of blood Tracy is still fighting strong here..."
David Saturn-"Its more than a bit...Hell is going to blind Adkins with that spike! Surely Randal can't let it go that far!"
Hell then places the spike over Tracy's eye! Hell tells Randal that he will blind Adkins with the spike! Randal hesitates as Hell raises the spike upwards preparing to drive it down into Tracy's eye! Hell is about to do it and Randal throws in the towel! Randal just saved Adkins from being blinded in that eye! Randal had no choice but Tracy will probably not be happy about it!
WINNER BY THROW IN THE TOWEL RULES: HELL
David Saturn-"Randal throws in the towel!"
Neal Steal-"HOW COULD YOU RANDAL? HOW COULD YOU? AFTER EVERYTHING TRACY HAS DONE FOR YOU!"
David Saturn-"Randal saved Adkins being blinded..."
Neal Steal-"He cost him the match. Tracy would have preferred blindness over a loss to Hell..."
David Saturn-"Well Tracy isn't right in the head! Randal did the right thing as a human being he couldn't watch that..."
Neal Steal-"Tracy and Carr have tried to talk sense into Randal and he's betrayed Tracy here..."
After the match is over Hell gets out of the ring and reaches under it and pulls out a body bag. Before getting back in the ring Hell grabs a Mic.
Hell: Tracy Adkins if you only knew what is in store for you there is no way you would have showed your face here tonight!
Hell tosses the Mic down and climbs back in the ring and grabs Adkins by the leg and drags him outside the ring to where the body bag is. He lets go of Adkins and reaches under the ring. Hell pulls out a lead pipe and turns to Adkins. Adkins is half conscious and Hell clobbers Adkins in the forehead with the pipe splitting him open and knocking him unconscious. Hell gets blood on his fingers and notices it. He smiles as he licks it off his fingers. Then he proceeds to stuff Adkins in the body bag. After he gets it closed he grabs it and pulls Adkins up the ramp and out through the curtains.
Neal Steal-"Where is Randal going! Help him! You cost him the match now help him!"
David Saturn-"Randal did the right thing but I think part of him will not want to face Tracy after this! Adkins is not capable of rational thoughts or reason! He will hate Randal for this! We will be back in a few moments...what a vicious brawl we just witnessed!"
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VS
Accompanied by Jason Howard...from Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"Its Jason SKILLED and show a more respectful tone to the legendary Rusty Axel!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure it was a mistake he's only just changed his name..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty made the order earlier it is clear disrespect from this underling! That announcer is doing it on purpose bet he announces B-Man's name with more enthusiasm..."
David Saturn-"Probably since the crowd actually care about seeing B-Man..."
Accompanied by Slick Doctor...from Springfield, Massachusetts...BIG...BAD...B-MAN!!!
David Saturn-"B-Man in bad shape here. Rusty wouldn't have a chance in hell against B-Man at 100% so the only way was to try and cripple him!"
Neal Steal-"Don't be ridiculous! B-Man has been unbeaten since returning to professional rasslin but Rusty is going to give him a dose of reality here!"
David Saturn-"I wouldn't rule B-Man out even with an injured knee..."
Neal Steal-"He's facing the legendary Rusty Axel. This match will be over in 60 seconds with B-Man in this condition!"
B-Man jumps onto the apron but visibly winces from the injured knee. As much as he is trying to hide it he is in clear pain. Very minimal wrapping as well as Rusty and Jason laugh at him from outside. Slick is at ringside with B-Man having sustained no injuries during his loss to Jason earlier tonight. Rusty is slow to enter the ring even though B-Man is injured. Though Rusty's style is generally slow and plodding...
David Saturn-"Come on then Rusty! Enter the ring!"
Neal Steal-"He's waiting for the bell to ring. Always a stickler for the rules if Rusty. He respects the rules of professional rasslin unlike B-Man."
David Saturn-"The bell hasn't rung because Rusty isn't in the ring!"
Neal Steal-"Jason trying to get the refs attention here don't think he checked B-Man for foreign objects..."
Circling the ring here but Jason leaps onto the apron causing the most blatant distraction possible. B-Man moves towards him while keeping an eye on Rusty. As Jason leaps down Slick moves towards him threateningly and Jason retreats. Rusty points at Slick demanding the ref remove him from ringside for some reason. Rusty can be heard threatening to fire the ref for no apparent reason.
David Saturn-"Oh that's right intimidate the ref!"
Neal Steal-"He's just reminding the ref what cheaters the Badd Boyz are..."
David Saturn-"Rusty has a little power and its gone to his head! He was deluded enough before!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty only hit B-Man with that block as payback for what B-Man did to that priceless robe. That was vintage rasslin wear given as a present to Jason..."
Maggia of course holds more power than Rusty but since Rusty screws up most things himself he hasn't really needed to step in! Lockup and B-Man manages to grab a side headlock. Rusty whips B-Man into the ropes and B-Man connects with a shoulder charge on the rebound. B-Man move well there but that may not last as Rusty backs into the corner. Rusty looks shocked despite having spent much of his career down on the mat!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! That's right Rusty tell B-Man where he lies in the food chain!"
David Saturn-"B-Man is obviously limited here but I bet he can still do more wrestling moves than Rusty even with an injured knee!"
Neal Steal-"Good ol' rugged competition is what Rusty's all about! You don't need that flash and sizzle! Good ol' fashioned fundamentals get the job done!"
David Saturn-"Rusty insulting B-Man here. B-Man deserves a ton of his credit for competing in this condition..."
Neal Steal-"You shouldn't be able to compete while drunk..."
David Saturn-"I'm referring to the knee idiot!"
Rusty talks a little trash and wags his finger towards B-Man presumably in a manner supposed to be intimidating. Another lockup and B-Man backed into the corner. Rusty knees him in the ribs and delivers punches to the face. A kick to the knee knocks B-Man down. Rusty goes to pull B-Man back up (would make more sense to keep him grounded) but B-Man punches him hard in the stomach.
David Saturn-"Wow what an eyerake! Isn't that just captivating wrestling there! Don't miss a second of Rusty Axel's thrilling offence!"
Neal Steal-"B-Man uses eyerakes and you ever complain..."
David Saturn-"He has more than 5 moves! He might not be the most technical wrestler but he can do more than Rusty can!"
Neal Steal-"Not while he's having his face shoved into the turnbuckle he can't! Ha ha ha ha!"
Eyerake by Rusty in response then rakes him across the back. Rusty shoves B-Man's face into the turnbuckle then talks some trash as he chokes B-Man. Punches to the face no by Rusty repeatedly and the ref steps in. Rusty talks more trash loudly calling B-Man a "piece of garbage" as B-Man staggers forwards. Rusty mocks B-Man by skipping (B-Man limping a little due to the knee) and knocks him down with a right hand.
David Saturn-"Very insulting and disrespectful from Rusty there..."
Neal Steal-"B-Man wiped his posterior on that robe how can you talk about disrespect after that..."
David Saturn-"Its all that thing was fit for..."
Rusty pulls B-Man back up and knocks him back down with another right hand. More tremendous technical skill shown by Rusty as he chokes B-Man again. Rusty then chokes B-Man with his boot and the ref breaks it up as Rusty steps on B-Man's throat. While the ref broke it up Jason managed to choke B-Man for a moment. Slick watches from his side of the ring but knows there was little he could do there.
David Saturn-"As if an injured knee wasn't bad enough Jason Howard feels the need to interfere. Slick keeping an eye on him..."
Neal Steal-"It didn't look like a choke to me Jason was just whispering something to B-Man...maybe assuring him Rusty will go easy on him."
Slick and Jason are constantly circling the ring though with Jason maintaining his distance. Rusty pulls B-Man back up again and actually delivers a wrestling move...a russian leg sweep. 1,2...and B-Man gets his shoulder up. Rusty is quite dominant here but everybody knows at 100% B-Man could defeat Rusty at will! Aside from Steal of course. Rusty might be too over confident...
David Saturn-"Just look at the cockiness here..."
Neal Steal-"He's a legend standing tall! Rusty's on top of the world!"
David Saturn-"He's never been on top in his life!"
Neal Steal-"All B-Man's life is about is reaching the bottom of a bottle!"
Even with an injured knee B-Man could still be in this. Rusty pulls B-Man back up and slaps him across the face! Incredibly insulting and B-Man fires back with several right hands! B-Man charges off the ropes and knocks Rusty down with a clothesline! B-Man clutches his knee though and Rusty delivers a kick to it as he gets back to his feet. Another kick to the knee knocks B-Man to the mat.
Neal Steal-"B-Man should submit Sho should remind him what happened to him against Lance..."
David Saturn-"Sho still out here...and Rusty continuing this "exciting" offence. I guess its wise to go for the knee though..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly Rusty's always rassled by focusing on a body part. Rusty is going to dissect B-Man and swallow him like a shark! He's at the top of the food chain!"
Rusty backs B-Man into the corner and continues to deliver kicks to the knee. The ref breaks it up again and once again Jason interferes grabbing B-Man's knee and stretching it over the bottom rope! Jason lets loose but Slick has raced around the ring and he nails Jason with a clothesline! Slick stomps Jason and throws him over the steel steps! Jason runs up the ramp as Slick follows...
Neal Steal-"That's uncalled for by Slop!"
David Saturn-"Its SLICK! That was not uncalled for the ref needs eyes in the back of his head with people like Jason around...well there go Slick and Jason towards the backstage area. Perhaps Jason needs the toilet..."
Neal Steal-"Stop mentioning that laxative incident!"
Rusty pulls B-Man into the centre of the ring and gloats as he lays in another kick. B-Man pulls himself up in the corner but Rusty grabs his leg and delivers another kick to the knee. Rusty then rips off what little padding there is. The crowd loudly getting behind B-Man and he manages to fire back with some punches! Rusty is staggered but every time B-Man gains momentum Rusty goes back to the knee.
David Saturn-"Main event up next of course as Rusty continues working on the knee. B-Man thrown over the top rope! That wasn't a great landing!"
Neal Steal-"B-Man is used to taking a tumble. Falls in the gutter most night..."
David Saturn-"Well if that's the case he's used to people like Rusty then with all the sewage in those drains..."
Neal Steal-"Just shut up and show some respect! Do you not realise what a privilege it is to call a Rusty Axel match!"
David Saturn-"Oh look at this! He's using his belt!"
Kick to the ribs and Rusty then throws B-Man over the top rope! That was not a good landing and Rusty pulls off his belt. Even though the ref can clearly see it Rusty begins whipping B-Man with the belt! Hard shots to the back and Rusty laughs at each lashing. B-Man rolls back into the ring and Rusty chokes B-Man with the belt. Rusty shoves the ref away and if it wasn't for his staff position he probably would be disqualified!
Neal Steal-"Rusty is just moments away! Just watch him land this picture perfect...ahhhh!"
David Saturn-"It was picture perfect alright! The fans loved it! Best move Rusty has done all night!"
Neal Steal-"Oh no! B-Man has that belt! Disqualify him! Disqualify Big Bad B-Man!"
Rusty charges off the ropes but misses with an elbowdrop! That was high flying by Rusty's standards but he didn't connect! Rusty reaches for the belt but B-Man beats him to it! B-Man whips Rusty with the belt as Rusty squeals like a pg stuck under a gate! More shots to the back and B-Man pulls Rusty up and delivers a ferocious BEER RUN! That was incredible doing that with an injured knee!
David Saturn-"My God! B-Man with an injured knee just hit the beer run! Rusty hit ths skids there and B-Man is gonna win this one!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's gonna kick out!"
David Saturn-"No he isn't! Its over! Rusty is so incompetent he couldn't even take advantage of a crippled opponent!"
B-Man clutches his knee again but manages to crawl forward and make the cover. 1,2...3!!! B-Man was more or less crippled and Rusty still lost!
WINNER BY PINFALL: BIG BAD B-MAN
David Saturn-"Well how can you keep up this ridiculous facade with Rusty. No shame in losing to B-Man but imagine how long this match would have lasted if B-Man was at 100%
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty probably thought B-Man had been disqualified. That was dreadful refereeing hopefully Rusty will sign up some new officials..."
David Saturn-"That's Maggia's call actually. Yet another loss for Rusty Axel in his long and distinguished career! Next up is the HUGE main event! Anthony Royal v Lance Invictus...NEXT!
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David Saturn-"Well the main event is all set to begin!"
Neal Steal-"We are about to witness another great performance courtesy of Mr Royal...wait what's this?"
Just before the next match is about to begin the big screen lights up. Too every ones amazement and shock Tracy Adkins is seen with his hands tied and standing in the huge pot that looks like it could be used for cannibals too cook humans into. Tracy seems to be unconscious. Hells voice then breaks the silence.
Hell: So Tracy since the world already knows you are a drug user and alcoholic I have decided too give you a head start on your next drunken and drug abused body. Wait wait here Tracy and don't go anywhere I will be right back.
Hell leaves the view of the camera for a few seconds. In the background we hear a shuffling. Then Hell comes back into view with a barrel of draft sitting on a Dooley. Hell rips the lid off, grabs a bucket and dips it in the barrel and starts pouring into the huge boiling pot. As he is pouring it in by the bucket fulls he makes fun of Tracy.
Hell: Here Tracy have a drink. Lets just say this round is on me.
The boiling pot begins to fill up fast. Then Hell stops and talks to Tracy again.
Hell: I just remembered i have something else for you Tracy. Wait here.
Once again Hell disappears from the camera. Seconds later he appears back on screen again with a garbage bag.
Hell: Since your a weed man Tracy I went out of my way to find some good smoke for you. Here brother let me help you since your all tied up with a heavy work load.
Hell reaches in the bag and pulls out some pure uncut British Columbia hydroponic. He begins shoving it in Tracy's mouth. Tracy begins to come around as he begins to choke on the weed by Hell keeps trying to force more into Tracy's mouth. The scene ends.
Neal Steal-"That's disgusting! That drug is probably illegal!"
David Saturn-"That did not look good for Adkins that's for sure. I hope Hell was not going to use that pot to do what I think he was..."
Neal Steal-"He's going to boil Adkins alive! Proud of Hell now are you?"
David Saturn-"Just hope Hell isn't going too far here..."
VS
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Just when you're feeling down...Mr Royal lights up your world! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Sho still at ringside here I'm sure both Royal and Invictus are fully aware of that..."
Neal Steal-"These security guards better keep some order incase Sho costs Mr Royal the match again..."
From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
David Saturn-"Royal completely unpopular even in his home state! The Lord Of War looking to pick up his first singles win over Royal. What better time to do it than here tonight at Unconquered!"
Neal Steal-"Stop dreaming. I guess these idiots probably still believe in Santa Claus. Well like Mr Royal told you kids...he's not real! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Actions that sum up the type of human being Royal is..."
Neal Steal-"Its lying to kids and Christmas is just commercial now..."
David Saturn-"Thanks to the corporate values you're so fond of."
Lance glares at Sho in the front row as Royal also gives Sho a warning look as well. Close up though we can see Royal does have a slight smirk on his face as he looks at Sho. It must be hard for Lance to concentrate here it will take every bit of experience he has to forgot about Sho's presence in the crowd as guards stand at the barricade between him and the ring. Lance charges at Royal suddenly and Royal catches him with his knee. Faster start from Lance here than the previous match with Royal...
David Saturn-"The absolute last thing Lance probably wanted is Fa Sho here but psychologically he has to cope. Sho is entitled to be here I guess with that ticket..."
Neal Steal-"He would be foolish to take on all those guards...still his foolishness got him that broken arm didn't it?"
David Saturn-"More pride really. Sho and Invictus are both very proud men. If Sho tries to get past those guards I wouldn't bet against him even if the arm isn't healed..."
Both men stare each other down and lock up. Royal with an elbow to the ribs and then he grabs Lance's arm and stretches it. Another kick to the ribs by Royal and he backs Lance into the corner. Punches by Royal and he goes for the whip, Lance reverses...clothesline! Looked like Lance was going to whip Royal into the corner but he used the clothesline instead! Lance glares over at Sho again.
Neal Steal-"Lance does not even deserve another shot. Mr Royal was clearly the better man in their match at Baddlands..."
David Saturn-"If it was a points vote up to the point Sho interfered Invictus would have been ahead. He had Royal's number then and he may do so tonight..."
Sho is expressionless but looking more at Lance than Royal thus far. Royal to his feet and Lance knocks him down with a hard right hand. Royal whipped off the ropes and Invictus delivers a hard elbow to the face! Royal back up and Invictus is right back on him punching away. Royal whipped off the ropes and Invictus goes for a back body drop. Royal counters with a hard kick to the face staggering Invictus.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Predictable!"
David Saturn-"Surprised Lance tried that so early..."
Neal Steal-"He's panicking already. All that bravado has now faded to the realisation of the mammoth task that lies before him..."
David Saturn-"Its a hard task for sure and both these men will have to be at their best. Though of course Sho may well end up swinging the outcome more likely in Royal's favour. Let's hope not..."
Surprisingly obvious by Lance there perhaps Sho's presence is getting to him a bit. Then again its not like he never makes a mistake everybody does. Could just have been a rare case of bad timing. Royal charges but that was bad timing as Invictus elevates him over the top rope to the outside! Royal landing hard in front of the announce table. Lance follows and rams Royal's head into the table...
Neal Steal-"Get back in the ring Invictus!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha...well said Lance!"
Neal Steal-"He has no right to speak to me like that! I've been here longer than he has!"
David Saturn-"Who cares...what's that worth anyway?"
Invictus tells Steal to "shut the fuck up" drawing a huge cheer from the crowd! Lance throws Royal into the timekeeper's table knocking the timekeeper down as well. Lance rams Royal head first into the announce table and gives Sho another slight glance. Invictus then begins taking apart the announce table and its obvious what he's thinking here! Royal suddenly charges connecting with a right hand...
David Saturn-"Well Invictus isn't wasting any time here!"
Neal Steal-"See what Maggia has done. He's made with no disqualification allowing natural cheaters like Invictus do this legally!"
David Saturn-"Might be a little early in the match for it yet..."
Another right by Royal and Invictus responds with three successive rights. Lance rams Royal into the barricade and thn goes to whip him into the ringpost. Royal reverses sending Lance into the barricade. Hard clothesline by Royal and Lance holds his ribs which connected hard with that barricade. Royal rolls Lance back into the ring but misses a clothesline...takedown! Great move by Lance and he's pounding on Royal!
David Saturn-"Invictus fires away! Right hands! Right hands!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala watching this at home no doubt. Hope you had a happy christmas Mr Megala!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Megala has been happy at all these last few months. Maggia still hanging something over his head which could be unleashed at any moment..."
Neal Steal-"That referee should step in! Be a man and stand up to Invictus even if it is no DQ!"
Invictus beating Royal like a punchbag here and he pulls Royal to his feet. Invictus with solid shots to Royal's ribs in the corner. Lance goes to whip Royal to the opposite corner but Royal reverses making sure to follow up close. Lance is fast enough though to raise his boot catching Royal in the face. Royal is staggered as Lance goes to the top rope looking for a double axe handle...
David Saturn-"Lance going to the top and he's been caught!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Keep it coming Mr Royal! Look at Mr Royal trying to wrestle cleanly while Invictus needs to try and break our table apart..."
Royal catches Lance in mid air and delivers an awesome belly to belly suplex! Royal to his fett fast and he stomps on Invictus and then more stomps in the corner. Choke by Royal as the ref annoys Royal trying to step in. It is no DQ so Royal does have a point. Another punch but Invictus reacts with two successive kicks to the ribs. Right hand by Royal and Invictus knocked back to his knees.
David Saturn-"Invictus knows Royal will stoop to anything in a regular match. Who knows what Royal will do..."
Neal Steal-"Well he won't try and poke someone's eye our or boil them alive like that idiot Hell."
David Saturn-"these men first met in the NIWF and Invictus didn't get a singles win over Royal there. He didn't get a pinfall win over Royal there. Tonight might be his last chance for some time..."
Neal Steal-"All of Maggia's handpicked challengers will keep falling to Mr Royal..."
Royal whips Lance off the ropes, Invictus ducks a clothesline. Royal spins round and Lance kicks him in the midsection...spike DDT! Cover by Lance...1,2...and Royal gets his left shoulder up. Lance pulls Royal to his feet but suddenly Royal grabs the waist and delivers a belly to back suplex! Royal with a bridge type in here...1,2...and Invictus kicks out strong.
Neal Steal-"Damn ref! He's in Maggia's back pocket..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Invictus wants to win due to a referee and these referees call everything down the line..."
Neal Steal-"You can see how obnoxious Lance is he's offended so many people already like Mr Royal said..."
David Saturn-"He certainly does not have as many enemies as Royal does..."
Neal Steal-"Entirely down to envy..."
Royal moans at the referee for no apparent reason but takes his eyes off Lance for a moment. Invictus takes advantage with punches to the face and goes for a whip. Royal blocks and then delivers a underhook suplex. Great execution and the cover...1,2...and Invictus kicks out and rakes Royal across the eyes. Lance to his feet but Royal is immediately on him pounding on him in the corner.
David Saturn-"Sho still seated at ringside. Another former NIWF competitor of course though he didn't meet either of these men there..."
Neal Steal-"German suplex! That's right Mr Royal tell that ref to call it fair and square!"
David Saturn-"Another case of someone trying to intimidate a referee simply for doing their job."
German suplex by Royal and he moans at the ref again instead of making a cover. Probably knew he wouldn't put Lance away yet and not with a german suplex. Kicks to Invictus in the corner from Royal going back to the ribs he targeted earlier in the match. Invictis with right hands in response and he gets the better of a fistfight. Invictus stomping on Royal in the corner now and then he whips him back to the opposite corner.
David Saturn-"Lance may well give up that CRASH title if he prevails here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Tune in to CRASH Tv next week when you will see Lance Invictus defend the CRASH title! You know why? Because that's the only title he will hold! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Royal charges out, ducks a clothesline, spins round and misses a clothesline. Invictus grabs Royal by the head moving him into position for a...neckbreaker! Camera focuses on an expressionless Sho again as both men take a breather. Both men up and exchanging more fists. Lance is the bigger man and definitely would win an extended fistfight. Invictus whips Royal off the ropes...
David Saturn-"What an aggressive, close contest this is shaping up to be. Its an all out war!"
Neal Steal-"Declan Blac lost his debut match here and the same would have been true for Lance if it wasn't for Sho..."
David Saturn-"Most people looking at the ring one minute, Sho the next..."
Royal rebounds, ducks a clothesline, rebounds again but runs into a high knee! Invictus caught Royal right in the face there and he pulls Royal to his feet. Invictus with a double arm suplex and then he drops a knee across the face. 1,2...and Royal gets his shoulder up! Lance pulls Royal up and rams him into the turnbuckle. Punches and kicks follow and he goes for a whip to the opposite corner...
David Saturn-"Ouch! Rough landing!"
Neal Steal-"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its the black swan! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Royal resists, trys to reverse and throws Lance right over the top rope! Lance lands hard...not a good landing at all. That will knock the wind out of him. Royal follows and rams Invictus into the announce table as Steal laughs. This is not Naughty Ned so Royal does not invite Steal to slap Invictus. Royal tries to whip Invictus into the steps but Lance reverses it! Royal crashes into the steps instead!
Neal Steal-"Why do those steps have to be made of steel?"
David Saturn-"I guess that particular steel was not good for Royal...ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn. Look at Invictus using this table...knows he can't beat Mr Royal in a straight up contest.."
David Saturn-"He's entitled to do what he wants..."
Lance begins dismantling the announce table again but Royal suddenly charges and delivers a stiff uppercut. Another follows and Lance staggers around ringside getting close to where Sho is sitting. Only the barrier and guards separating them really. Right hand by Royal then he sets up for a double arm suplex on the outside! Invictus resists and counters into a suplex of his own!
David Saturn-"Tremendous suplex! Guess you're going to moan about that Steal? Even though Royal attempted it first..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was distracted by Sho there...he thought Sho would jump the barrier..."
Lance to his feet and he takes Royal back towards the announce table ramming him into it again. Sho didn't move at all while Lance and Royal were close to him. Invictus picks up a chair and bashes Royal across the back with it! Royal knocked to his knees clutching the announce table to keep himself somewhat upright. Lance pounding on Royal's back as he climbs onto the announce table...
David Saturn-"We better look out for flying debris!"
Neal Steal-"Get down off my table! Get down from...yahoo! What a counter by Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Royal resorting once again to a low blow. A move he has used in most world championship contests in recent months...
It looks like Lance is going to lift Royal up for the FALLEN ANGEL here but Royal suddenly delivers a low blow! Royal then suplexes Lance right through the announce table! Ferocious impact there and Lance is in huge trouble here. Royal pulls Lance too his feet. Lance looks completely dazed here looking like a man who barely knows where he is. Royal rolls Lance back into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Invictus got what he deserved there! He tried to put Mr Royal through that table and he got his just desserts!"
David Saturn-"Well it ins't looking great for Invictus now. He's going to have to use every ounce of energy in his body to turn this around..."
Neal Steal-"The match is over...looks like some of this crowd are already leaving...they can't hide their jealousy..."
David Saturn-"Nobody is going anywhere. B-Man managed to win with an injured knee earlier...granted Royal is far superior to Rusty Axel"
Punches by Royal now and then he drives his head into the ribs of Invictus. Royal does it again then charges punching Lance right in the gut. Invictus whipped into the corner and he staggers forward crumpling to the mat. Elbowdrop by Royal who is grinning enjoying inflicting this punishment on Invictus. Another hard kick knocks Invictus under the bottom rope and to the floor near Sho again...
David Saturn-"Another shot of Sho. We know what he looks like how about getting the cameras back on the ring!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly! He showed up just to speak the spotlight the egomaniac! Don't you dare ruin Mr Royal's night now!"
Sho has shown no signs of emotion at all. If he intended to go for Lance perhaps he does not feel the need to do so now. Royal taunts Lance from inside the ring and then mocks the crowd. Invictus begins to get to his feet and he is now bleeding from the head. Hard body shots by Royal and a punch to the bleeding forehead of Invictus. Royal rolls Lance into the ring and stomps all over him.
David Saturn-"Royal talking about that belt being like a child. That sums up the world Royal is living in he's warped with reality. How can you compare a belt however prestigious to a child?"
Neal Steal-"Its these people who have no sense of family. Mr Royal has to wrestle in violent matches like this thanks to Maggia. All Mr Megala wanted is a wrestling show fit for family viewing and once again someone prevents that..."
David Saturn-"If you want to watch Disney On Ice wrestling go somewhere else."
Invictus still fights to his feet and Royal hammers away on him. Royal charges driving his head into the ribs of Lance again. Royal smirks then he sets up for another charge. As Royal charges however...Lance moves! Royal bashes his head right into the ringpost! Invictus lured Royal in there and now Lance fighting back with right hands. Royal quickly responds with another blow to the ribs...
Neal Steal-"Invictus is going up and he's going to come tumbling all the way down..."
David Saturn-"We will see how tough Lance is if he kicks out of this and we know he's tough enough already!"
Neal Steal-"Yippee! Mr Royal hits it!"
David Saturn-"Please tell me you didn't just use the word yippee! That's worse than yahoo! Royal covers...1,2...and MY GOD INVICTUS WILL NOT DIE!"
Royal lifts Invictus onto the top rope and delivers another right hand. Royal is going for a belly to belly superplex here and he delivers it! Cover by Royal...this might be it...1,2...and Lance gets his shoulder up! Great determination by Lance and Royal pounds the mat in frustration. He then looks over towards Sho perhaps hoping Sho will attack Lance at any moment. Sho just stays in his seat...
David Saturn-"I think Royal would be glad if Sho attacked Lance now..."
Neal Steal-"No Mr Royal does not want Sho to assist him. He was unhappy last month he will be even unhappier if he won because Sho cheated. Mr Royal would never want to win that way..."
David Saturn-"He was thrilled with DQ. Pretending Sho stopped him from winning was simply his ego talking and you know it!"
Royal whips Lance off the ropes and as Lance rebounds Royal locks on an abdominal stretch. Royal screams at Lance to submit but Invictus is not willing to do so! Nasty gash there on the face of Invictus and clear pain on his face but he isn't going to quit. Lance suddenly yanks Royal's arm and throws him down to the mat! Royal quickly back up elbowing Lance in the face...
David Saturn-"No wonder we all hate Royal's guts..."
Neal Steal-"Who's "we" you don't speak for me. These idiots maybe but not me..."
David Saturn-"OK maybe I shouldn't use the term "we"...and I certainly wasn't using it in reference to you! I am however referring to the majority!"
Elbows to the back now by Royal who then arrogantly points to his waist. Royal goes up to the top rope mocking the crowd. Royal with the moonsault...but Lance moves! Both men now down slowly back to their feet. Lance is up slightly faster and connects with some solid right hands. Royal backed into the ropes, reverses a whip but as he rebounds Lance delivers a facebuster!
David Saturn-"Lance stuns Royal with a facebuster. Kicks him in the ribs...HE HITS THE FINAL CUT!"
Neal Steal-"Kick out Mr Royal! Mr Royal will kick out of this!"
David Saturn-"INVICTUS HAS DONE IT! YES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT STEAL!"
Royal staggers backwards and Lance grabs him by the neck...FINAL CUT!!! Lance with the cover...1,2...3!!! Royal's reign is over! We have a new AWR Champion!
WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW AWR CHAMPION: LANCE INVICTUS
Neal Steal-"NOOOOOOOO! Invictus...he....he...CHEAT! That referee it was a fast count...CHEAT!"
David Saturn-"Invictus won it fair and square and what a promising title reign this may very well be! Royal has been toppled at last! His 4 month aim has come to a crushing halt!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Sho leaving. If he hadn't been here distracting Mr Royal this would never have happened! Look at Maggia! You smug bastard! Mr Megala will get you dor this! Mr Royal will get you for this! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!"
David Saturn-"EXCUSES, EXCUSES, EXCUSES! Can't wait to see the excuses Royal will make for this defeat..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is the moral winner here. That referee, Sho, Maggia they all screwed Mr Royal!" CHEATS!"
Steal screams at ringside as Sho calmly vacates his seat and leaves through the crowd. The scene cuts to a shot of Maggia smiling near the entrance. Lance calls for the belt...HIS belt and straps it around his waist! Royal slowly gets up to his knees a look of horror on his face as the realisation dawns on him. Lance makes his way up the ramp title belt raised above his head...Royal has finally been conquered...and Invictus has his first win over Royal!
Neal Steal-"You're not fit to wear that title Invictus! The legacy of that belt has been tarnished and stained!"
David Saturn-"My God all hell is going to break loose on CRASH Tv! We will see you next week! Good night everybody and have a happy new year!"
What will the almighty fallout be next week LIVE on CRASH Tv?