Post by Silvio Megala on Jan 3, 2013 18:57:34 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #26
LIVE!
FROM RICHMOND COLISEUM, RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
The night opens with the CRASH theme playing and we see a smiling Roberto Maggia in the centre of the ring. Maggia raises the mic and the music comes to a halt...
Maggia: The time has come…let me introduce to you a man who needs no introductions, he is your NEW Attitude Wrestling Heavyweight Champion…the Black Swan of AWR, the Lord of Warrrrrrr, Lance Invictusssss!!
Neal Steal – "Here he comes...CHEAT!"
David Saturn – "Lance Invictus v Anthony Royal was one hell of a war and Invictus was the better man on the night! There is still the chance to watch the encore presentation its worth every cent!"
Neal Steal - "Or knowing what these fans are like they will download it illegally or watch it on youtube!"
As Maggia finishes his introduction he points to the stage as a line of pyrotechnics fires off on the stage from left to right and then back to the left of the stage. A plume of smoke is left behind on the stage that slowly dissipates. As the smoke beings to dissipate, the familiar chords of ‘Ride the Lightning’ begin to blast from the PA system and Lance Invictus with the Crash TV Title and the AWR Heavyweight Title are slung over his shoulders.
Neal Steal – "Look at the pride on his face. It makes me sick deep down he knows he does not deserve to be the AWR World Champion!"
David Saturn – "He's made several enemies here already and carrying all that gold won't win him many friends! Not that Lance really cares about that..."
Lance slowly makes his way down to the ring and eventually enters the ring. He smiles at Maggia who returns his smile with an approving nod of the head. Lance climbs the turnbuckle and raises both his titles high in the air. There is a mix of cheers and boos, but the cheers overpower any booing. He comes down from the turnbuckles and walks over to Maggia.
Maggia: Lance, how does it feel that you unseated Anthony Royal?
Lance: It feels great. It also feels great to be the FIRST Dual Champion in AWR history.
Neal Steal – "Look at Maggia grinning this 18 year old man has brought this company to its knees! The best thing AWR had going for it was that Mr Royal was the champion now we can't even have that pleasure because of this cheater Invictus!"
David Saturn – "Shut up Steal. The viewers want to hear the CHAMP talk!"
Maggia: About that…
Lance: I know, I know.
Lance removes the AWR Crash Title from his shoulder, kisses it in the dead center of the gold on the belt and hands it to Maggia who nods approvingly. Lance takes the mic from Maggia and begins to speak.
Lance: Maggia, I just want to thank you for the chance you’ve given me.
Maggia smiles in return.
Neal Steal - "I see Maggia's title presentations are still cheap even with Invictus holding the belt."
David Saturn - "Unlike Royal I doubt Lance cares if there are balloons and fireworks..."
Lance: Though, there is someone here in AWR that needs to be dealt with and that is none other than Hell! Hell, you chokeslammed me a few weeks ago and I haven’t forgotten it. I am hearby challenging you next week!
Neal Steal – "My God!"
David Saturn – "WOW! That one will be HUGE! Hell v Invictus next week right here on CRASH!"
Lance smiles before continuing.
Lance: Hell, I know you’re not a man to turn down a challenge, so I look forward to righting a wrong that you have committed. I’ll even put this title on the line!
The crowd cheers loudly at that announcement! Maggia quickly interrupts.
Maggia: Lance that title will not be on the line against Hell. I’ve already booked at rematch between you and Anthony at Civil Insurrection.
Lance sighs loudly.
Lance: Really? Well Hell, I guess that will be a non-title match!
Neal Steal – "Bet Invictus is secretly relieved about that..."
David Saturn – He challenged Hell you fool! Big incentive for Hell a win over the champion and that will put him right in contention! Hell has been virtually unstoppable recently and he defeated Tracy Adkins at Unconquered!"
The crowd still cheers the announcement, but a few boos can be heard. Both Maggia and Lance look at each other and smile widely before they’re interrupted. Suddenly ‘Bangarang’ begins blaring from the PA system as a look of shock appears both on Lance and Maggia’s face!
Neal Steal – "Fa Sho's music! It was this man's distraction that cost Mr Royal!"
David Saturn – "Make your mind up on your pathetic excuses. It was Invictus cheating before wasn't it?"
The camera focuses on the ramp in anticipation of Kris ‘Fa Sho’ Destiny, but there is no one there! Suddenly we hear Sho's voice over the speakers...
What has happened here? What is the fallout to what happened between Royal, Lance, and myself?
I've shown that I can still make an impact, even with a broken arm. You had fear in your heads. I have more of an impact than anyone can even know. You are afraid of what I may do.
Well you can rest easier for now my friends. I have more of a controlled chaos planned. I know what I must do. I have made my mark. Everyone knows what I can do, I don't need to sacrifice anyone else, do I? The pain and suffering I have put so many through is still running through your heads. You still know what I can do. There is still so much pain and suffering built up in me... I am not done here.
Congratulations to Lance. Enjoy your time as the placeholder. After you brutally broke my arm, I learned self control and what my real target is. We aren't that different you and I. We were born of the same cloth. There is one thing... I can't stand for being out of the spotlight. You've gotten your five minutes of fame. Now it's time for me to reclaim my spot!
Neal Steal – "Where is he?"
David Saturn – "Fa Sho's voice...there's no doubt about that. Oh wait! There he is!"
Suddenly the camera catches Sho climbing over the barricade and charging into the ring! Sho quickly clotheslines Lance from behind knocking him to the ground! He follows it up with kicks to the head and midsection and it appears as if Lance can’t fight back! Maggia tries to intervene and Sho shoves him away!
Neal Steal – "Fa Sho has gone berserk here!"
David Saturn – "There is no controlling Sho when he snaps like this! Took Invictus completely off guard and Sho's pummeled him senseless!"
After sufficiently beating Lance, Sho turns his attention to Maggia. He pulls him up out of the corner by his shirt and pulls him close to his face. With the mic still in Maggia’s hands, it picks up the following conversation, nay, demands of Sho.
Sho: Look at what this World has come to ladies and gentlemen. This piece of filth is now representing our company as champion? I can't let that happen. You will let me in on this World Title match and you will make it happen right now!
Maggia looks defiant, maybe a little concerned as Sho gets right in his face!
Sho: What's wrong? How's this whole conspiracy theory work now? I have you right where I want you. Give me my match or I will make sure that terrible terrible things happen to you right now. Just think of what I am capable of. Tell me that I have got the match.
Sho let’s go of Maggia who quickly slides out of the ring! Maggia looks around and hesitantly answers Sho.
Maggia: Sho, you got it! Since you won't stay out of the match how much choice have I got? Besides Lance is gonna want to kick your ass after tonight! At Civil Insurrection it will be Fa Sho v Anthony Royal v Lance Invictus in a triple threat match!"
Neal Steal – "CONSPIRACY! Mr Royal should have a one on one rematch! This isn't fair! CHEATS!"
David Saturn – "That's going to be one hell of a buyrate...and the illegal downloads will be pretty high too! Lance struggling to his feet here as Sho heads up the ramp. Wait...what's going on backstage?"
The scene cuts backstage where we see Rattlesnake assaulting Robert Carr! Rattlesnake is laying into Carr with kicks and stomps! Snake then kicks Carr hard in the face sending him rolling and tumbling down a flight of steps! Snake curses in Carr's face calling him a "goddamn son of a bitch" as he walks away!
David Saturn-"Carr is in the next match but he's just been viciously assaulted by one of his opponents Rattlesnake! CRASH title will be on the line...NEXT!"
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As we return from commercial the scene cuts to the parking lot as a limo pulls up...
David Saturn-"We have been awaiting the arrival of Anthony Royal and it seems the former world champion has just arrived!"
Neal Steal-"If you thought the beatings we have seen tonight already were vicious it will be nothing compared to what Mr Royal will do to Maggia tonight! Hurry up driver open that door!"
The driver opens the door and one foot steps out, then another...but its not Royal! Its SILVIO MEGALA who has just arrived here in Richmond! Silvio quickly walks into the building (minus his usual strut) a look of deep anger all over his face.
Neal Steal - "Yahoo! Now the beating will be doubled! Mr Megala is here and business is gonna pick up!"
David Saturn - "Just don't say "yippee" again! You do remember Steal that Maggia being attacked wouldn't be too good for Silvio?"
Neal Steal - "Oh. Well I hope Mr Royal will be able to restrain himself. That must be why Mr Megala is here he's the only man capable of calming Mr Royal."
David Saturn-"Or maybe Maggia summoned Megala to the arena here tonight? Anyway that awful music of Rusty's is playing so we better head back to the ring There's the CRASH Title on our desk Maggia handed it to me during the break after Lance handed it to over to him moments ago..."
Neal Steal-"Its a beautiful piece of music. Sends chills down opponents spines. Shame there wasn't any entrance music back when Rusty started it would have added to the intimidation!"
David Saturn-"Looks like we are being "graced" by the presence of Rusty at the announce table again. Just hope it keeps him out of the ring..."
Rusty Axel-"Hello Neal! Looking forward to a quality night of professional rasslin action?"
Neal Steal-"I'm looking forward to seeing either Robert Carr or Jason Howard crowned CRASH Champion! Both rasslers would be a credit to the title!"
David Saturn-"I'm assuming you're the one who made this match Rusty since it seems suspiciously unfair to Rattlesnake..."
Rusty Axel-"I ain't even a fan of these three way dance matches! It must have been young Roberto who booked this one! Traditional one on one would have been my preference..."
David Saturn-"Yeah right and he would have put Rattlesnake against two members of SIN? I guess that's officially what Jason is now.
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...SKILLED!!!
Rusty Axel-"Here comes 'ma boy! He knows what's on the line here! He's listened to old Rusty soaked up all my knowledge like a sponge!"
David Saturn-"Did you tell him how it feels to win a title? Oh sorry I forgot you haven't won one before!"
Neal Steal-"He's a legend standing tall! Company man first and foremost! Rusty could win this title himself but he's selfishly stood aside and given Jason and Robert the opportunity!"
David Saturn-"I'm just surprised he didn't make it a three way so he can lie down for either of them. I guess Maggia wouldn't have stood for that..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Rusty Axel-"Where the heck is Robert? He knows this is a prestigious title in professional rasslin its not like him to run late..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr was assaulted backstage by Rattlesnake. Didn't you see..."
Rusty Axel-"WHAT! So that's what those people at the curtain were smirking about! I was on my way out here I didn't see nothin' at all"
David Saturn-"Neither did Jason it seems he looks confused..."
Rusty Axel-"I walked right up to the curtain with Jason. He's got that excellent new piece of music..."
Neal Steal-"Its an excellent theme but yours is the best Rusty!"
Rusty Axel-"I disliked that entrance music when they brought it in but its slowly grown on me! Here comes that foul mouthed Rattlesnake..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake could have been the one managed by you Rusty! What a mistake he made you only have to see how good Jason has been recently. Defeated Slop at Unconquered!"
David Saturn-"Very dubious circumstances surrounding his wins. Jason has improved since Rusty joined him but I think that's more due to him than anything Rusty has done. His wrestling has improved..."
Rusty Axel-"I hope Robert is alright. Shows the man Rattlesnake is attacking someone backstage. Back in the day stuff like that didn't happen before a championship match..."
David Saturn-"We are in the 21st century and incase you didn't notice its 2013!"
Rusty Axel-"Don't insult my intelligence Saturn you're what's wrong with this business. Announcers used to be unbiased..."
Neal Steal-"Absolutely! I have to be the voice of reason and truth with people like Saturn around! He adds zero credibility to these broadcasts!"
Jason takes a quick look up the ramp clearly wondering where Carr is. Rattlesnake not wasting time in getting in Jason's face cursing. Lockup and side headlockapplied. Snake tries to reverse but Jason applies an armbar. Elbow to the gut by Snake breaks that and he applies a side headlock raking Jason across the face as he does so. Rusty yells at the ref from the announce table...
Rusty Axel-"HEY! That's an eyerake! I want a good clean rasslin' match here referee!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes not like 90% of your moveset consists of eyerakes..."
Neal Steal-"SHUT UP SATURN! Every week I have to remind you to show this rasslin legend some respect!"
David Saturn-"Shame Carr isn't out here. He and Howard..."
Neal Steal-"SKILLED!"
David Saturn-"Slip of the tongue...Carr and SKILLED may well have ended up fighting each other! Both so self centered...Snake didn't take any chances that's probably why he attacked Carr. He thought this would be a 2 on 1 situation..."
Neal Steal-"That thug don't need a reason to attack someone and besides it would have been every man for himself!"
Snake surprises Jason going to the leg and taking him down! As we know Snake isn't famed for amateur skills but he is capable of that from time to time. Jason is quicker though and he quickly escapes scrambling to his feet. Jason moans to the ref then charges at Snake again but receives a kick to the gut. Snake clubs Jason across the back realising it may be too soon for the stunner.
David Saturn-"Snake considered the stunner there for a second I believe. You know how that feels Rusty having your neck jolted like that..."
Rusty Axel-"You will know what a slap from Old Rusty feels like in a minute!"
Neal Steal-"Please hit him Rusty. I would have beaten him up myself but Maggia banned me from hitting him..."
Right hands by Snake and he backs Jason into the corner. Snake takes Jason to the next corner and rams the head of Skilled into the turnbuckle. Snake whips Jason to the opposite corner but is too hasty charging and Jason catches him with an elbow. There's the quickness advantage Jason has over Snake though both men are certainly in good shape. Thumb to the eye by Jason...
Neal Steal-"Poor Robert. He was robbed of the title by Fa Sho and now he's probably had his chance taken from him tonight!"
Rusty Axel-"Carr's a tough boy. He will be out here mark my words."
David Saturn-"So you have a favourite in this match? Jason or Carr...if he makes his way out..."
Rusty Axel-"May the best man win. I'll go up there and shake the winning rassler's hand even if its Rattlesnake. Though I use the word rassler loosely when referring to him..."
David Saturn-"Well I hope you keep your word on that if Rattlesnake wins! Snake might not use many wrestling holds but he looks like Lou Thesz compared to you!"
Rusty Axel-"My old buddy Lou Thesz would turn in his grave hearing a fool like you even speak his name!"
Snake rammed head first into the turnbuckle but Snake reverses and knees Jason in the ribs. Punches to the gut follow until the ref breaks it up. Snake curses at the ref but takes his eyes off Jason. Jason shoves Snake into the corner and gives Snake shots like the ones he received moments ago! The ref again breaks it up and Snake sends Jason to the mat with a vicious clothesline!
Rusty Axel-"This damn referee! I'm gonna get up there and have a word with him!"
Neal Steal-"Rough him up a little Rusty he should be lucky he's even involved in the sport of professional rasslin!"
David Saturn-"Snake better not fall for the distraction...and its backfires on Rusty! Snake with a low blow as the ref was distractd instead!"
Neal Steal-"That stupid ref! Rusty only wanted him to hear him not turn his back! I know speaking to Rusty is a honour for a lowly referee but still..."
Rusty gets up on the apron and tries to distract Snake. Unfortunately for Rusty this only distracts the ref and Snake grins at Rusty as he gives Jason a low blow! Rusty looks furious as the ref turns his attention back to the match. Rusty retakes his seat at the announce table as Saturn laughs at his mistake. Stomps now by Snake and Howard falls under the bottom rope to the outside.
David Saturn-"Well that went well! Maybe keep out of the match Jason might have a better chance of winning without you trying to help!"
Rusty Axel-"That referee hasn't been trained adequately! I train young rasslers in development all the time we should add a refereeing course!"
Neal Steal-"He was a Maggia hire no surprise he's incompetent..."
Snake goes to ram Jason into the barricade. Jason kicks Snake with the back of his boot. Very close to being a low blow. Taking note the title can't be decided on a countout (even when vacated) Jason breaks the count but goes back to the outside. Snake has his head rammed into the steps and Jason rolls him into the ring. Jason then vaults over the top rope landing on Snake knees first...
Rusty Axel-"Great athleticism! A great high flyin' move pulled off by young Jason there!"
David Saturn-"He only leaped over the top rope...second nature to real athletes Rusty..."
Neal Steal-Jason with the cover...1,2...yahoo...oh! That was a slow count!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with it!"
Jason makes the cover..1,2...and Snake gets his shoulder up. Snake pulled to his feet (he was rising anyway) and Jason whips him off the ropes. Kick to the gut by Jason and then he charges off the ropes again putting force behind a powerful uppercut. Jason taunts the crowd then begins stomping on Snake again. Jason backs Snake into the corner and whips him to the opposite turnbuckle.
Rusty Axel-"Jason's so smooth in the ring. This boy ain't gonna make a mistake. Look at the confidence here..."
David Saturn-"Wouldn't count out Snake at all. He can hit that stunner out of nowhere..."
Neal Steal-"He only does it to people offering help or some service. Parcel delivery men probably walk up his driveway, hand him the parcel and get the stunner for it!"
Rusty Axel-"He ain't nothin but a thug. Having to attack Robert from behind..."
David Saturn-"Carr might have attacked him first for all we know. The cameras only caught the end of whatever happened...still I doubt Carr was the one who instigated it he would have liked the odds coming into this match."
Jason calmly walks towards Snake (not charging recklessly as Snake did earlier) and kicks Snake in the stomach. Snake whipped back to the opposite corner but Jason taunts the crowd again looking too confident here. Very cocky by Jason as he slowly walks towards Snake. Suddenly Snake charges and decks Jason with a clothesline! Stomps now by Snake as Jason scrambles to his feet.
David Saturn-"DDT by Rattlesnake! The cover...1,2...and Jason gets a shoulder up!"
Rusty Axel-"You're seeing a boy turn into a man right there! That's what champions are made of!"
David Saturn-"You probably couldn't have kicked out of that one..."
Neal Steal-"I must state my apologies for that classy robe being ruined last week Rusty. That drunk B-Man just grabbed it off me!"
Snake whips Jason hard into the turnbuckle. Jason staggers out and Snake delivers a brutal DDT! Snake hooks the leg...1,2...and Jason gets his shoulder up! Snake pulls Jason up but Jason rakes him across the eyes. Snake reverses a whip into the corner sending Jason ribs first into the tunbuckle. Jason staggers out backwards and Snake attempts a reverse back body drop...
Rusty Axel-"On his feet like a cat! More great athleticism!"
David Saturn-"Why he looks up to you I'll never know..."
Neal Steal-"He respects the legends of professional rasslin that's why..."
Rusty Axel-"Kick to the gut there by Jason. He might have gone for the stunner but he ain't gonna use a second rate move like that!"
Jason lands on his feet and meets Snake with a kick to the gut as he turns round. Quick jabs now by Jason but suddenly Snake hits the STUNNER!!! Snake goes for the cover...1,2...but Robert Carr breaks it up at the last second! Carr has recovered at just the right time and he stomps Snake in the head multiple times as he struggles to his feet...
David Saturn-"Carr saving Jason right there!"
Neal Steal-"I think Jason would have kicked out. Carr just couldn't wait to get his hands on Rattlesnake!"
Rusty Axel-"What a tough boy Robert is. Violently assaulted for no reason and he's out here whupping some butt!"
David Saturn-"Stunner on Carr!"
Carr whips Snake off the ropes, Snake ducks a clothesline, spins Carr round...STUNNER!!! Snake goes for the cover but Jason is back up and he tosses Snake out of the ring! Jason then makes the cover on Carr...1.2...3!!! A rather fortunate win there for Jason but one he will take nonetheless! Jason Skilled is the new CRASH Champion.
Neal Steal-"Yippee!"
Rusty Axel-"That's ma'boy!"
David Saturn-"Oh please! Jason so fortunate here and Snake is the most unfortunate man in Richmond!"
Rusty Axel-"I'm gonna go celebrate with ma' boy Jason! Commiserations to Robert and as for Snake...well he ain't getting nothin' from me! You don't win praise from Old Rusty easily!"
Rusty picks up the CRASH Title and enters the ring applauding! Rusty raises Jason's hand. Rusty helps Carr to his feet and all three make their way back up the ramp. Rattlesnake is on his feet cursing and suddenly he gives the STUNNER to the referee!
Neal Steal-"No friendship from Rattlesnake. That ref was cheating for him throughout and that's the thanks he gets!"
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake a little frustrated but no need for that really. Well I guess we have never called Rattlesnake an angel...we will be back in a few moments!
The scene cuts backstage where we see Roberto Maggia talking to someone. The camera zooms in a little and we see its none other than DECLAN BLACK. We don't hear their discussion but the 2 men shake hands then Declan walks away. Infact he will be in action...NEXT!
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Rusty and Jason celebrating. Carr is sulking as he watches...
Rusty Axel-"You can't blame him Robert! You would have taken an opportunity like this! Now have some champagne with Jason and Old Rusty! This is a night to celebrate for all of us!"
Carr takes a glass reluctantly as the cameras cut to a upper deck shot of the arena and crowd...
David Saturn-"Rusty really splashing out there. That champagne label is one of the cheapest there is. What's wrong Steal? You were ecstatic moments ago..."
Neal Steal-"I'm not reading!"
David Saturn-"We talked about this during the break! I'm going to read mine out! Come on you can read Steal can't you?"
Neal Steal-"Of course I can read! I just don't want to endorse certain establishments! You're trying to make me look foolish!"
David Saturn-"You do a good job of that yourself...just read the damn thing Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Well I'll read it ONCE next week they better give me something classy to endorse!"
David Saturn-"OK AWR CRASH Tv is brought to you BY..."
David Saturn-"...Texas Chainsaw 3D! In theaters everywhere tomorrow!"
Neal Steal (sighing)-"...and by.........."
Neal Steal-"....Hooters. Delightfully tacky yet unrefined."
David Saturn-"Put some enthusiasm into it Steal! They paid us good money for that endorsement!"
Neal Steal-"Well I don't recommend the place to anyone and I'm not pretending otherwise!"
David Saturn-"They will probably be glad you don't like it! Might improve the custom! Anyway here comes this weird individual Toxic Maddox!"
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
David Saturn-"Toxic Maddox an individual who enjoys tasting his own blood. He enjoys pain but so do many in AWR...
Neal Steal-"Bodies break down no matter how much they enjoy it. Perhaps Toxic can sustain more than people like Hell and Tracy Adkins...
David Saturn-"Well Declan Black may well take him to the limit. This could be a long one..."
From Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada...currently residing in Torrance, California...Declan...BLACK!!!
Neal Steal-"It disturbed me to see Declan Black talking to Roberto Maggia backstage a few moments ago..."
David Saturn-"So what if he was talking to Maggia?"
Neal Steal-"Well Declan is intelligent and rich why would he speak to the likes of Maggia?"
David Saturn-"Well Maggia is intelligent and he's probably got money!"
Neal Steal-"Yes through extortion! Black shouldn't talk to people like Maggia if he knows what's good for him..."
David Saturn-"Oh he will be shaking in his boots now. Threatened by Neal Steal ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"I never said it was a threat. I just can't see why he was talking to Maggia..."
David Saturn-"They could have been talking about the weather or something. Why did anyone even show them talking wrestlers talk to the staff all the time they don't always have a camera pointed in their face! Look at Toxic...the lights are on...who's home?"
Toxic walks to the ring as usual staring into space. He stops near the front row and stares a hole into some fans on the front row. The fans don't look too comfortable being stared at like that. Declan hasn't taken his eyes off Toxic and he charges to the outside. Black spins Toxic round and whips him into the barricade. Black rolls Toxic into the ring and then whips him off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"It will probably be a tougher match for Maddox than the PPV was..."
David Saturn-"It will be a lengthier match I expect. Two very different styles though I can't see Toxic doing what RCH did and going somewhat hold for hold. He's all about psychology but Black seems to be a very unfazed individual."
Neal Steal-"He's probably been taught in Japan not to show emotion. At least unlike most of their wrestlers he may have a personality. Just can't see why he was talking to Maggia...who hired him? I thought Rusty probably had..."
David Saturn-"I don't know who hired him. I know Rusty dislikes Japanese wrestling but Black is Canadian. He's residing in California at the moment though perhaps he and Maggia were talking about the climate after all!"
Neal Steal-"Maggia is usually jealous of people like Black with all his money and good looks. So are you Saturn I can't see why you seem to like him..."
David Saturn-"He's done nothing to offend me. Not everybody who is rich is totally self centered..."
Neal Steal-"He probably just needs to come out his shell a bit. He will probably be insulting these blue collar fans in a few moments..."
Toxic rebounds and run right into a brutal clothesline from Black. To Toxic's credit (he claims to have a very high pain threshold) he rises right to his feet. Black delivers a ferocious snap suplex dropping Toxic right on his head! Once again the clown gets to his feet something even RCH did not do as quickly. Still it is very early in the match...chop by Black strong enough to knock Toxic down.
David Saturn-"Toxic is grinning as Black chops him. They are not weak chops there's nothing wrong with Black's offence. This guy isn't right..."
Neal Steal-"So you're discriminating against him because he does not feel much pain. Even if he does enjoy it so what? When you stoop down to take a drink and drop the seat on your head don't you wish you enjoyed the blow?"
David Saturn-"Black answered a question for you as well. He went to Japan because like many wrestlers he saw it as a tremendous opportunity..."
Neal Steal-"He must have a great deal of respect for me! He was probably rewatching that match anxiously wondering what I would think of his performance..."
David Saturn-"Somehow I doubt that...just my gut feeling..."
Toxic grins as Black chops him again...and again. Toxic rammed into the turnbuckle and he hasn't really got a move in on Black thus far. Probably his own fault for staring at the crowd and he won't be able to absorb nonstop punishment for long even if he enjoys it. Or will he? Black whips Toxic into the corner and Black quickly charges in. Not a reckless charge but Toxic very quick to raise his elbow.
David Saturn-"I see you talking about his riches. Toxic was going on about how rich he is. Black has had nothing handed to him in his wrestling career...those trainers in Japan take wrestling VERY seriously!"
Neal Steal-"That's because they have no sense of humour in Japan. I tried to watch their wrestling once fell asleep. Most of the tapes don't even have English commentary!"
David Saturn-"Those fans are dedicated. I heard about one fan who learned to speak English simply so he could talk to wrestlers..."
Neal Steal-"Japanese wrestlers all speak English?"
David Saturn (sighing)-"No obviously I meant wrestlers touring Japan from America..."
Toxic goes to the top rope but Black pushes him causing Toxic to land painfully. Or at least for most people that would be painful but Toxic just grins into space psychotically. Black clubs him on the back then delivers a top rope suplex! Black back to the top rope and goes for the FLIGHT OF THE DRAGON but Toxic moves! Toxic on his feet but suddenly the HARRIS BROTHERS attack him! The bell rings...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: TOXIC MADDOX
Neal Steal-"What is this all about? What are these two idiots doing out here?"
David Saturn-"I guess they didn't take kindly to Toxic insulting them and the level of performance they gave at Unconquered."
The Harris Brothers beat on Toxic but he barely seems to feel their punishment as he rises to his feet. Matt clubs him over the head putting all his weight behind that blow. Toxic just tilts his head sideways and grins at him before suddenly delivering TOXIC LOVE! Meanwhile Black is up and realising he has been dq'ed through no fault of his own attacks Bret! BLACKLISTER delivered to Bret Harris!
David Saturn-"Well the Harris Brothers ruined this match it looked like being a good one until they came out. Still Bret and Matt aren't exactly known for their good tempers and they obviously were upset with Maddox..."
Neal Steal-"So much for your prediction about it being a lengthy match Saturn! Got that one wrong didn't you...idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! I didn't know the Harris Brothers would come out did I? A situation possibly developing here...we will be back in just a moment!"
Toxic and Black then turn to each other as more referees rush out! There might be one hell of a brawl about to break loose here as we fade to commercial!
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David Saturn-"We are still awaiting the arrival of Anthony Royal. Sources indicate he is on his way here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal will not let Maggia get away with what he has done. He will be here mark my words!"
David Saturn-"Randal has had issues recently with his own partners now he has to contend with a vengeful RCH3!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Randal should have done as he's told. Just follow simple instructions! First he had to be forced into that inferno match..."
David Saturn-"I don't blame him for the reluctance he showed in taking part in that."
Neal Steal-"Well you don't disobey Tracy Adkins. Plus Randal has shown signs of thinking for himself. He needs to let Carr do the thinking for him we know Randal is dumb..."
David Saturn-"Nobody would call Randal a saint. He played his part in putting RCH out of action. However Carr and Adkins have treated him like crap in the last couple of months."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Usually I would be pulling for Randal by association but he's on his own here tonight. I guess I'll prefer him winning over this idiot RCH..."
David Saturn-"We called Toxic Maddox a strange individual. Certainly we don't use that label with RCH as much..."
Neal Steal-"Well you should..."
David Saturn-"Fans are used to RCH though we know what he might do. Who knows what Toxic is capable of? Toxic happy to call himself a clown but RCH is the world's premier Hatchet Warrior!"
Neal Steal-"He might be the world's premier idiot but I guess his main competition for that title would be elsewhere in this company!"
RCH waves the hatchet around as Randal backs away from him. The ref yells at RCH (from a distance) to put the hatchet down! RCH points it at Randal then drops it to the outside. RCH looks like he's been waiting for this moment for a while...and indeed he has. RCH was put out of action by SIN and its unlikely he gives a damn about Randal's current status! Randal mocks RCH waving an imaginary hatchet...
David Saturn-"Randal not wise there for sure. You don't mock a guy like RCH..."
Neal Steal-"This is what happens when Carr isn't at ringside with him. I know Adkins usually didn't come out for his matches but Carr gave him intellectual guidance. Randal is missing that here..."
David Saturn-"He's certainly not missing his physicality guidance. That's natural to Randal...and he's not in bad shape either for a 305 pounder..."
Randal then charges clubbing RCH across the head and back. A well timed charge by Randal there and then he scoops RCH up and slams him. Randal then spreads RCH's legs (get those dirty thoughts out your mind!) and drops a leg across the groin area. Not considered a low blow but not far off being one! Randal pulls RCH to his feet and knees him in the head. Randal whips RCH off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"If SIN were out here they could have taken this idiot out again by now. That's what you get for your ingratitude Randal!"
David Saturn-"Sums up how twisted Adkins is. He should be thanking Randal though I think Hell showed a little mercy by not taking out Adkins eye..."
Neal Steal-"Carr is the leader and Adkins if the former leader. He was certainly ranked above Randal in the SIN hierarchy is he still in SIN?"
David Saturn-"My guess would be no..."
As RCH rebounds Randal knocks him back down with a clothesline. Randal talks some trash then drops an elbow on RCH before yelling more verbal abuse. Stomp by Randal and then he glares at the crowd who gave Randal a more sympathetic reaction than usual after his recent treatment by SIN. Certainly that did not take away from RCH's reaction which as usual was very positive.
Neal Steal-"I can't believe he insulted Rusty! It was Rusty who brought Randal here and offered to be his tag partner. What a privilege that was for Randal and he responds by insulting him!"
David Saturn-"Well all Randal did was tell the truth about Rusty. He was washed up at 30 never mind at 53!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is managing a champion and he is the head of talent relations! He is a credit and will be a loyal servant to AWR for years to come!"
David Saturn-"Randal trying to ground RCH here...good strategy and he is thinking ahead very well right now..."
Randal with a rear chinlock and he rakes RCH across his painted face perhaps trying to rub some if it into his eyes. RCH fights to his feet with elbows and breaks the hold. RCH charges off the ropes but Randal reacts quickly catching RCH with his knee. RCH drops to his knees winded and RCH clubs him across the back. Big right by Randal and RCH is in the corner. Randal wasting time here though...
David Saturn-"Maybe I spoke too soon..."
Neal Steal-"See what a poor commentator you are Saturn. You have made other comments tonight and the exact opposite happened!"
David Saturn-"Better than your accuracy record will ever be!"
As Randal takes too much time deciding what to do next RCH charges and takes Randal down! RCH with vicious punches to the face and then he grabs Randal by the hair and slams his head into the mat! That's what happens when you take too much time against someone like RCH. Headbutt to the ribs, Randal whipped off the ropes and he knocks RCH down with a shoulder charge.
Neal Steal-"Now keep him down you big dumb moron and don't get distracted not too hard is it!"
David Saturn-"Last thing Randal is likely to respond to right now is more insults."
Neal Steal-"I'm telling it like it is..."
David Saturn-"In this case you're right. RCH has wrestled several lengthier matches than Randal in the past. Randal did last a while with Royal though and that was actually a longer match than the RCH v Royal match at 12 12 12. Partly thanks to you though Steal..."
Randal better not waste too much time again. Randal charges again, RCH leapfrogs over. Randal charges back and RCH hiptosses Randal. Certainly Randal is the bigger of the 2 men but he's hardly comparable to someone like Hell in size. Randal drops to the outside trying to take a breather and RCH just watches from inside. Randal was perhaps thinking RCH would follow...
Neal Steal-"RCH probably should have thanked Randal for that fireball. In his case it probably improved his looks ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"That's not funny at all."
Neal Steal-"RCH also looking to get a win over Randal here. Randal actually pinned him in their last contest..."
David Saturn-"Indeed but in a straight up contest we will see who the better man is. In my opinion its certainly RCH..."
Randal slowly back into the ring and he goes for a test of strength with RCH. Headbutt missed by Randal and RCH is matching Randal at the moment though Randal is probably a little stronger. RCH drops to his knees as Randal tries to drive him fully down to the mat. RCH begins to battle back to his feet and Randal knees him twice in the ribs knocking RCH back to his knees again.
Neal Steal-"Keep the clown down!"
David Saturn-"We will be with you until the end of this match...and quite possibly beyond. I've been told Roberto Maggia will be out here after this match concludes..."
Neal Steal-"He better hope Mr Royal's limo has flat tires or something..."
David Saturn-"I guess Royal wouldn't travel by cab...still with the mood he must be in tonight might be an exception!"
Randal has a solid grip here but RCH back on his feet again. RCH is backed into the corner but RCH lets loose with a flurry of chops and several right hands. Randal stops it going back to one of his classic wrestling moves...a rake across the face. Certainly RCH would not want that pain in his eyes. Randal whips Sting across the ring into the turnbuckle. Randal follows that by charging...
Neal Steal-"Idiot! How many times has Carr told you not to do that you fool! Carr would have won this match by now he's so much better than Randal."
David Saturn-"I certainly wouldn't be surprised to see Carr and RCH in the near future."
Neal Steal-"You can't make a mistake against this idiot Randal!"
David Saturn-"You know why? Because RCH is not an idiot!"
RCH has obviously scouted and Randal hasn't learnt. Once again he is reckless with the charge has in so many of his matches) and RCH moves. Randal tries to ram RCH into the turnbuckle but RCH with right hands and Randal backed across the ring. A right hand knocks Randal into the turnbuckle. Randal is upright chest against the turnbuckle and RCH charges...hatchet splash!
David Saturn-"That will knock the breath right out of you!"
Neal Steal-"He's still in the corner! That's going to let RCH repeat it you fool!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Randal had much choice he's catching his breath...and another hatchet splash!"
Randal staggers but falls back against the turnbuckle this time facing RCH. Another charge and another hatchet splash sends Randal down to the mat! RCH grabs the legs and goes for the HATCHET DEATH LOCK. Randal is stranded in the centre of the ring and he has little choice but to submit! RCH gains some measure of revenge!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: RCH3
Neal Steal-"Useless idiot! At least fight the hold!"
David Saturn-"Carr wouldn't have lasted longer...OH NO! Its Adkins!"
Neal Steal-"Randal deserves this! Adkins is gonna give him a serious beating here! This is what happens when you disobey your superiors Randal!"
As Red is getting to his feet Tracy Adkins rushes into the ring. Tracy pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist. He lays his fist into reds forehead with all his might. Reds forehead splits wide open. Adkins face lights up as he sees the blood practically flow from Red forehead.
David Saturn: MY GOD WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS! HE JUST PEELED RED RANDALS FORHEAD OPEN LIKE IT WAS AN ORANGE!
Neal Steal: Well Robert Carr did tell Red he would be sorry if he left Sin! Plus look how Red cost Adkins the match against your good buddy Hell Saturn! Maybe Adkins should come smack you in the head for even being there in Hells corner. I bet you wouldn’t like that one would you!
David Saturn: Well no actually I wouldn’t like that Steal but Adkins wouldn’t like my lawyers either once they were done suing him! My contract reads Announcer/ Interviewer, No where in there does it read AWR WRESTLER! Now why don’t you shut up and commentate!
Neal Steal: Boy Red Randal is in trouble now. Here comes Robert Carr and look Rusty and Jason are coming out too.
Robert slides under the ropes and Adkins holds Red as Carr starts putting the boots to red. Rch3 is about to exit the ring but sees Robert Carr. Rch3 gets in and goes after Carr and starts laying lefts and right into him. Outside before Rusty and Jason can get in the ring Toxic Maddox climbs out from the crowd. He taps Rusty on the back and as Rusty turns around he sprays that mist in Rusty’s face. Rusty hits the floor holding his eyes. Jason is half way through the ropes when he notices Rusty. Jason goes out to help Rusty but Toxic grabs a chair and lays Jason out with it. Toxic looks in the ring and sees Tracy pounding the hell out of red. Just then the lights dim and then come back on. Hell then ascends from the rafters on a cable, He goes after Tracy Adkins and lays into him with chops and a big boot.
Neal Steal: Damn that Hell! LOOK AT HIM ATTACK ADKINS FROM BACK TOO! What a coward!
David Saturn: Well I don’t think Hell is here to help Red Randal I just think he hates Adkins and will take any chance he can to get his hands on Adkins.
Toxic watches from the arena floor. Then he walks back up the ramp and exits through the curtains. Hell clotheslines Adkins over the top ropes. Rch3 power bombs Carr on the canvas. Then Rch3 and Hell come face to face and nose to nose. Hell smirks and bad mouths Rch3. Hell then turns his back but in a flash RCH nails him with the WICKED WILD! Then he leaves the ring. By now Adkins and Carr are back in the ring and start working over Red and Hell. Jason soon joins in and Rusty too. Toxic grabs a chair and gets into the ring and everyone clears the ring as EMT comes down the ramp and into the ring to check on Hell and Red.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Never thought I would cheer something RCH did but he just took out that oaf Hell! Going to blame your daughter's death for that one Hell?"
David Saturn-"You can't turn your back on RCH even if you're Hell. A scene of carnage out here...and there's Roberto Maggia! This night is not over! The fallout from Unconquered continues...NEXT!"
The scene cuts to a shot of Roberto Maggia and he is...WALKING! What more can happen here tonight?
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The camera focuses on the top of the entrance ramp as Roberto Maggia strolls onto it wearing a giant smile. He marches to the ring and, upon entering, receives a mic and begins to speak.
Maggia: Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you have enjoyed the first Crash TV of 2013. 2012 was certainly a great year for the AWR. We reopened our doors, I took power away from that no good son of a bitch Silvio Megala and, to end the year, Anthony Royal, a poor excuse for a champion, finally got what was coming to him, and now we have a champion we can truly be proud of in the Lord of War, Lance Invictus. As great as 2012 was, I feel 2013 will take us to even greater heights!"
The crowd loudly applauds and we hear some chants of Maggia's name.
Maggia: Now I would like to call Silvio Megala to the ring. So Silvio we are running out of time here...get out here right now! Forget the music!"
After a few moments, Silvio begrudgingly obliges to Maggia’s demand. He slowly enters the ring.
Maggia: Isn’t this great Silvio, you and I sharing the ring to start off 2013. Sharing the ring 50/50, just like we share this company and everything else you own. I’m sure 2012 was a year that you’d rather forget, but I’m telling you right now, 2013 won’t be much better, because I own you. We may technically have a 50/50 share, but we both know who’s running the show. And look what has happened now, your power is gone and your hand-picked champion has fallen. You have nothing left here in the AWR. And the best part is, this is exactly what you deserve Silvio. You’re not some innocent victim, you’re a terrible person finally getting what he deserves, and I have to say, it is a great honor for myself to be the one to finally give you the comeuppance you have deserved for so damn long. I am in charge Silvio, and you just have to sit back and accept that.
Maggia puts the mic back to his lips to continue to speak when Anthony Royal, sans music, appears on the stage. The usually well-dressed Royal is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and appears less than well groomed. He quickly darts to the ring, looking very upset.
Maggia: Well, if it isn’t the former champion, Anthony Royal!
Royal appears visibly ill at the mention of the word “former.” He glares at Maggia, clearly not happy with losing the title, nor the rematch announcement.
Maggia: Barely even recognized you without that big shiny belt on your shoulder. What’s wrong champ..err, former champ, didn’t like my match making earlier?
Royal simply glares at Maggia.
Maggia: Well that’s too damn bad! I’m in charge here Royal, not your buddy Silvio over there, and certainly not you. Hell, whatever stroke you did have disappeared when you lost to Lance, who by the way, is the better man and always will be. I have the power Royal, and there’s nothing you can do about…
Suddenly, Royal blasts Maggia with a vicious right hand. Maggia hits the ground as the crowd gasps. Royal places his hands on his head in panic, seemingly regretting the decision he just made. Quickly, the feeling of regret disappears and he goes to pounce on Maggia. However, before he can, a panicked Silvio grabs him and tosses him aside. Royal hits the canvas. He pops back up with a crazed look in his eyes and looks as if he is about to go after Silvio, but he thinks better of it. Silvio, meanwhile, looks just as furious with Royal and it appears it is taking all the restraint he has not to pop Royal. The two engage in a heated discussion, most of it not being picked up. However, Silvio can clearly be heard saying “ What have you done?! You’ve ruined me!"
Royal glares at Silvio, showing no remorse for Roberto or Silvio. Silvio meanwhile is attempting to help Maggia to his feet. A fuming Maggia however, pushes Silvio away. This clearly angers Silvio, but he keeps his composure. Roberto is holding his jaw as he stares a hole through Silvio. Royal has his back turned simply staring into space as Maggia goes to the outside and demands a mic...
Maggia-"You know what! That's it! I've had enough of holding my tongue and its all going to come out, right here...right NOW!"
Silvio shakes his head almost begging Maggia not to proceed...
Maggia-"You can blame Royal for this! A few weeks ago when the federal government officials showed up here people came to their own conclusions. Well as much as everyone knows what a criminal Silvio is there's no proof of what really goes on behind the doors of Megala Enterprises! I didn't give the feds any information because I didn't have it...much to their clear disappointment because they have wanted you put away for a long time!"
Silvio continues shaking his head rapidly but Maggia continues. Royal is now looking at both men looking confused...
Maggia-"You all think this is about business! Well we know the type of businessman Silvio is! Slave labour, drug trafficking and DAMNIT...gangster activity we all know that's what Megala Enterprises is all about! Megala is SCUM but this ain't about business! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN ABOUT BUSINESS!"
Maggia's voice breaks and he suddenly looks overcome with emotion. Silvio screams at him to stop...
Maggia-"This isn't BUSINESS! Its PERSONAL! Isn't that right........DAD!!!"
Silvio's eyes nearly pop out his head. Royal looks to be in disbelief wondering if he heard that right. Steal lets out a high pitched scream of shock. Maggia looks almost psychotic somewhere inbetween laughter and pure rage. Suddenly Megala turns towards Royal and lunges towards him! Royal quickly leaps out of the ring and Megala curses a blue streak as the scene fades to black!
LIVE!
FROM RICHMOND COLISEUM, RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
COMMENTATORS
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The night opens with the CRASH theme playing and we see a smiling Roberto Maggia in the centre of the ring. Maggia raises the mic and the music comes to a halt...
Maggia: The time has come…let me introduce to you a man who needs no introductions, he is your NEW Attitude Wrestling Heavyweight Champion…the Black Swan of AWR, the Lord of Warrrrrrr, Lance Invictusssss!!
Neal Steal – "Here he comes...CHEAT!"
David Saturn – "Lance Invictus v Anthony Royal was one hell of a war and Invictus was the better man on the night! There is still the chance to watch the encore presentation its worth every cent!"
Neal Steal - "Or knowing what these fans are like they will download it illegally or watch it on youtube!"
As Maggia finishes his introduction he points to the stage as a line of pyrotechnics fires off on the stage from left to right and then back to the left of the stage. A plume of smoke is left behind on the stage that slowly dissipates. As the smoke beings to dissipate, the familiar chords of ‘Ride the Lightning’ begin to blast from the PA system and Lance Invictus with the Crash TV Title and the AWR Heavyweight Title are slung over his shoulders.
Neal Steal – "Look at the pride on his face. It makes me sick deep down he knows he does not deserve to be the AWR World Champion!"
David Saturn – "He's made several enemies here already and carrying all that gold won't win him many friends! Not that Lance really cares about that..."
Lance slowly makes his way down to the ring and eventually enters the ring. He smiles at Maggia who returns his smile with an approving nod of the head. Lance climbs the turnbuckle and raises both his titles high in the air. There is a mix of cheers and boos, but the cheers overpower any booing. He comes down from the turnbuckles and walks over to Maggia.
Maggia: Lance, how does it feel that you unseated Anthony Royal?
Lance: It feels great. It also feels great to be the FIRST Dual Champion in AWR history.
Neal Steal – "Look at Maggia grinning this 18 year old man has brought this company to its knees! The best thing AWR had going for it was that Mr Royal was the champion now we can't even have that pleasure because of this cheater Invictus!"
David Saturn – "Shut up Steal. The viewers want to hear the CHAMP talk!"
Maggia: About that…
Lance: I know, I know.
Lance removes the AWR Crash Title from his shoulder, kisses it in the dead center of the gold on the belt and hands it to Maggia who nods approvingly. Lance takes the mic from Maggia and begins to speak.
Lance: Maggia, I just want to thank you for the chance you’ve given me.
Maggia smiles in return.
Neal Steal - "I see Maggia's title presentations are still cheap even with Invictus holding the belt."
David Saturn - "Unlike Royal I doubt Lance cares if there are balloons and fireworks..."
Lance: Though, there is someone here in AWR that needs to be dealt with and that is none other than Hell! Hell, you chokeslammed me a few weeks ago and I haven’t forgotten it. I am hearby challenging you next week!
Neal Steal – "My God!"
David Saturn – "WOW! That one will be HUGE! Hell v Invictus next week right here on CRASH!"
Lance smiles before continuing.
Lance: Hell, I know you’re not a man to turn down a challenge, so I look forward to righting a wrong that you have committed. I’ll even put this title on the line!
The crowd cheers loudly at that announcement! Maggia quickly interrupts.
Maggia: Lance that title will not be on the line against Hell. I’ve already booked at rematch between you and Anthony at Civil Insurrection.
Lance sighs loudly.
Lance: Really? Well Hell, I guess that will be a non-title match!
Neal Steal – "Bet Invictus is secretly relieved about that..."
David Saturn – He challenged Hell you fool! Big incentive for Hell a win over the champion and that will put him right in contention! Hell has been virtually unstoppable recently and he defeated Tracy Adkins at Unconquered!"
The crowd still cheers the announcement, but a few boos can be heard. Both Maggia and Lance look at each other and smile widely before they’re interrupted. Suddenly ‘Bangarang’ begins blaring from the PA system as a look of shock appears both on Lance and Maggia’s face!
Neal Steal – "Fa Sho's music! It was this man's distraction that cost Mr Royal!"
David Saturn – "Make your mind up on your pathetic excuses. It was Invictus cheating before wasn't it?"
The camera focuses on the ramp in anticipation of Kris ‘Fa Sho’ Destiny, but there is no one there! Suddenly we hear Sho's voice over the speakers...
What has happened here? What is the fallout to what happened between Royal, Lance, and myself?
I've shown that I can still make an impact, even with a broken arm. You had fear in your heads. I have more of an impact than anyone can even know. You are afraid of what I may do.
Well you can rest easier for now my friends. I have more of a controlled chaos planned. I know what I must do. I have made my mark. Everyone knows what I can do, I don't need to sacrifice anyone else, do I? The pain and suffering I have put so many through is still running through your heads. You still know what I can do. There is still so much pain and suffering built up in me... I am not done here.
Congratulations to Lance. Enjoy your time as the placeholder. After you brutally broke my arm, I learned self control and what my real target is. We aren't that different you and I. We were born of the same cloth. There is one thing... I can't stand for being out of the spotlight. You've gotten your five minutes of fame. Now it's time for me to reclaim my spot!
Neal Steal – "Where is he?"
David Saturn – "Fa Sho's voice...there's no doubt about that. Oh wait! There he is!"
Suddenly the camera catches Sho climbing over the barricade and charging into the ring! Sho quickly clotheslines Lance from behind knocking him to the ground! He follows it up with kicks to the head and midsection and it appears as if Lance can’t fight back! Maggia tries to intervene and Sho shoves him away!
Neal Steal – "Fa Sho has gone berserk here!"
David Saturn – "There is no controlling Sho when he snaps like this! Took Invictus completely off guard and Sho's pummeled him senseless!"
After sufficiently beating Lance, Sho turns his attention to Maggia. He pulls him up out of the corner by his shirt and pulls him close to his face. With the mic still in Maggia’s hands, it picks up the following conversation, nay, demands of Sho.
Sho: Look at what this World has come to ladies and gentlemen. This piece of filth is now representing our company as champion? I can't let that happen. You will let me in on this World Title match and you will make it happen right now!
Maggia looks defiant, maybe a little concerned as Sho gets right in his face!
Sho: What's wrong? How's this whole conspiracy theory work now? I have you right where I want you. Give me my match or I will make sure that terrible terrible things happen to you right now. Just think of what I am capable of. Tell me that I have got the match.
Sho let’s go of Maggia who quickly slides out of the ring! Maggia looks around and hesitantly answers Sho.
Maggia: Sho, you got it! Since you won't stay out of the match how much choice have I got? Besides Lance is gonna want to kick your ass after tonight! At Civil Insurrection it will be Fa Sho v Anthony Royal v Lance Invictus in a triple threat match!"
Neal Steal – "CONSPIRACY! Mr Royal should have a one on one rematch! This isn't fair! CHEATS!"
David Saturn – "That's going to be one hell of a buyrate...and the illegal downloads will be pretty high too! Lance struggling to his feet here as Sho heads up the ramp. Wait...what's going on backstage?"
The scene cuts backstage where we see Rattlesnake assaulting Robert Carr! Rattlesnake is laying into Carr with kicks and stomps! Snake then kicks Carr hard in the face sending him rolling and tumbling down a flight of steps! Snake curses in Carr's face calling him a "goddamn son of a bitch" as he walks away!
David Saturn-"Carr is in the next match but he's just been viciously assaulted by one of his opponents Rattlesnake! CRASH title will be on the line...NEXT!"
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As we return from commercial the scene cuts to the parking lot as a limo pulls up...
David Saturn-"We have been awaiting the arrival of Anthony Royal and it seems the former world champion has just arrived!"
Neal Steal-"If you thought the beatings we have seen tonight already were vicious it will be nothing compared to what Mr Royal will do to Maggia tonight! Hurry up driver open that door!"
The driver opens the door and one foot steps out, then another...but its not Royal! Its SILVIO MEGALA who has just arrived here in Richmond! Silvio quickly walks into the building (minus his usual strut) a look of deep anger all over his face.
Neal Steal - "Yahoo! Now the beating will be doubled! Mr Megala is here and business is gonna pick up!"
David Saturn - "Just don't say "yippee" again! You do remember Steal that Maggia being attacked wouldn't be too good for Silvio?"
Neal Steal - "Oh. Well I hope Mr Royal will be able to restrain himself. That must be why Mr Megala is here he's the only man capable of calming Mr Royal."
David Saturn-"Or maybe Maggia summoned Megala to the arena here tonight? Anyway that awful music of Rusty's is playing so we better head back to the ring There's the CRASH Title on our desk Maggia handed it to me during the break after Lance handed it to over to him moments ago..."
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Neal Steal-"Its a beautiful piece of music. Sends chills down opponents spines. Shame there wasn't any entrance music back when Rusty started it would have added to the intimidation!"
David Saturn-"Looks like we are being "graced" by the presence of Rusty at the announce table again. Just hope it keeps him out of the ring..."
Rusty Axel-"Hello Neal! Looking forward to a quality night of professional rasslin action?"
Neal Steal-"I'm looking forward to seeing either Robert Carr or Jason Howard crowned CRASH Champion! Both rasslers would be a credit to the title!"
David Saturn-"I'm assuming you're the one who made this match Rusty since it seems suspiciously unfair to Rattlesnake..."
Rusty Axel-"I ain't even a fan of these three way dance matches! It must have been young Roberto who booked this one! Traditional one on one would have been my preference..."
David Saturn-"Yeah right and he would have put Rattlesnake against two members of SIN? I guess that's officially what Jason is now.
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...SKILLED!!!
Rusty Axel-"Here comes 'ma boy! He knows what's on the line here! He's listened to old Rusty soaked up all my knowledge like a sponge!"
David Saturn-"Did you tell him how it feels to win a title? Oh sorry I forgot you haven't won one before!"
Neal Steal-"He's a legend standing tall! Company man first and foremost! Rusty could win this title himself but he's selfishly stood aside and given Jason and Robert the opportunity!"
David Saturn-"I'm just surprised he didn't make it a three way so he can lie down for either of them. I guess Maggia wouldn't have stood for that..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Rusty Axel-"Where the heck is Robert? He knows this is a prestigious title in professional rasslin its not like him to run late..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr was assaulted backstage by Rattlesnake. Didn't you see..."
Rusty Axel-"WHAT! So that's what those people at the curtain were smirking about! I was on my way out here I didn't see nothin' at all"
David Saturn-"Neither did Jason it seems he looks confused..."
Rusty Axel-"I walked right up to the curtain with Jason. He's got that excellent new piece of music..."
Neal Steal-"Its an excellent theme but yours is the best Rusty!"
Rusty Axel-"I disliked that entrance music when they brought it in but its slowly grown on me! Here comes that foul mouthed Rattlesnake..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake could have been the one managed by you Rusty! What a mistake he made you only have to see how good Jason has been recently. Defeated Slop at Unconquered!"
David Saturn-"Very dubious circumstances surrounding his wins. Jason has improved since Rusty joined him but I think that's more due to him than anything Rusty has done. His wrestling has improved..."
Rusty Axel-"I hope Robert is alright. Shows the man Rattlesnake is attacking someone backstage. Back in the day stuff like that didn't happen before a championship match..."
David Saturn-"We are in the 21st century and incase you didn't notice its 2013!"
Rusty Axel-"Don't insult my intelligence Saturn you're what's wrong with this business. Announcers used to be unbiased..."
Neal Steal-"Absolutely! I have to be the voice of reason and truth with people like Saturn around! He adds zero credibility to these broadcasts!"
Jason takes a quick look up the ramp clearly wondering where Carr is. Rattlesnake not wasting time in getting in Jason's face cursing. Lockup and side headlockapplied. Snake tries to reverse but Jason applies an armbar. Elbow to the gut by Snake breaks that and he applies a side headlock raking Jason across the face as he does so. Rusty yells at the ref from the announce table...
Rusty Axel-"HEY! That's an eyerake! I want a good clean rasslin' match here referee!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes not like 90% of your moveset consists of eyerakes..."
Neal Steal-"SHUT UP SATURN! Every week I have to remind you to show this rasslin legend some respect!"
David Saturn-"Shame Carr isn't out here. He and Howard..."
Neal Steal-"SKILLED!"
David Saturn-"Slip of the tongue...Carr and SKILLED may well have ended up fighting each other! Both so self centered...Snake didn't take any chances that's probably why he attacked Carr. He thought this would be a 2 on 1 situation..."
Neal Steal-"That thug don't need a reason to attack someone and besides it would have been every man for himself!"
Snake surprises Jason going to the leg and taking him down! As we know Snake isn't famed for amateur skills but he is capable of that from time to time. Jason is quicker though and he quickly escapes scrambling to his feet. Jason moans to the ref then charges at Snake again but receives a kick to the gut. Snake clubs Jason across the back realising it may be too soon for the stunner.
David Saturn-"Snake considered the stunner there for a second I believe. You know how that feels Rusty having your neck jolted like that..."
Rusty Axel-"You will know what a slap from Old Rusty feels like in a minute!"
Neal Steal-"Please hit him Rusty. I would have beaten him up myself but Maggia banned me from hitting him..."
Right hands by Snake and he backs Jason into the corner. Snake takes Jason to the next corner and rams the head of Skilled into the turnbuckle. Snake whips Jason to the opposite corner but is too hasty charging and Jason catches him with an elbow. There's the quickness advantage Jason has over Snake though both men are certainly in good shape. Thumb to the eye by Jason...
Neal Steal-"Poor Robert. He was robbed of the title by Fa Sho and now he's probably had his chance taken from him tonight!"
Rusty Axel-"Carr's a tough boy. He will be out here mark my words."
David Saturn-"So you have a favourite in this match? Jason or Carr...if he makes his way out..."
Rusty Axel-"May the best man win. I'll go up there and shake the winning rassler's hand even if its Rattlesnake. Though I use the word rassler loosely when referring to him..."
David Saturn-"Well I hope you keep your word on that if Rattlesnake wins! Snake might not use many wrestling holds but he looks like Lou Thesz compared to you!"
Rusty Axel-"My old buddy Lou Thesz would turn in his grave hearing a fool like you even speak his name!"
Snake rammed head first into the turnbuckle but Snake reverses and knees Jason in the ribs. Punches to the gut follow until the ref breaks it up. Snake curses at the ref but takes his eyes off Jason. Jason shoves Snake into the corner and gives Snake shots like the ones he received moments ago! The ref again breaks it up and Snake sends Jason to the mat with a vicious clothesline!
Rusty Axel-"This damn referee! I'm gonna get up there and have a word with him!"
Neal Steal-"Rough him up a little Rusty he should be lucky he's even involved in the sport of professional rasslin!"
David Saturn-"Snake better not fall for the distraction...and its backfires on Rusty! Snake with a low blow as the ref was distractd instead!"
Neal Steal-"That stupid ref! Rusty only wanted him to hear him not turn his back! I know speaking to Rusty is a honour for a lowly referee but still..."
Rusty gets up on the apron and tries to distract Snake. Unfortunately for Rusty this only distracts the ref and Snake grins at Rusty as he gives Jason a low blow! Rusty looks furious as the ref turns his attention back to the match. Rusty retakes his seat at the announce table as Saturn laughs at his mistake. Stomps now by Snake and Howard falls under the bottom rope to the outside.
David Saturn-"Well that went well! Maybe keep out of the match Jason might have a better chance of winning without you trying to help!"
Rusty Axel-"That referee hasn't been trained adequately! I train young rasslers in development all the time we should add a refereeing course!"
Neal Steal-"He was a Maggia hire no surprise he's incompetent..."
Snake goes to ram Jason into the barricade. Jason kicks Snake with the back of his boot. Very close to being a low blow. Taking note the title can't be decided on a countout (even when vacated) Jason breaks the count but goes back to the outside. Snake has his head rammed into the steps and Jason rolls him into the ring. Jason then vaults over the top rope landing on Snake knees first...
Rusty Axel-"Great athleticism! A great high flyin' move pulled off by young Jason there!"
David Saturn-"He only leaped over the top rope...second nature to real athletes Rusty..."
Neal Steal-Jason with the cover...1,2...yahoo...oh! That was a slow count!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with it!"
Jason makes the cover..1,2...and Snake gets his shoulder up. Snake pulled to his feet (he was rising anyway) and Jason whips him off the ropes. Kick to the gut by Jason and then he charges off the ropes again putting force behind a powerful uppercut. Jason taunts the crowd then begins stomping on Snake again. Jason backs Snake into the corner and whips him to the opposite turnbuckle.
Rusty Axel-"Jason's so smooth in the ring. This boy ain't gonna make a mistake. Look at the confidence here..."
David Saturn-"Wouldn't count out Snake at all. He can hit that stunner out of nowhere..."
Neal Steal-"He only does it to people offering help or some service. Parcel delivery men probably walk up his driveway, hand him the parcel and get the stunner for it!"
Rusty Axel-"He ain't nothin but a thug. Having to attack Robert from behind..."
David Saturn-"Carr might have attacked him first for all we know. The cameras only caught the end of whatever happened...still I doubt Carr was the one who instigated it he would have liked the odds coming into this match."
Jason calmly walks towards Snake (not charging recklessly as Snake did earlier) and kicks Snake in the stomach. Snake whipped back to the opposite corner but Jason taunts the crowd again looking too confident here. Very cocky by Jason as he slowly walks towards Snake. Suddenly Snake charges and decks Jason with a clothesline! Stomps now by Snake as Jason scrambles to his feet.
David Saturn-"DDT by Rattlesnake! The cover...1,2...and Jason gets a shoulder up!"
Rusty Axel-"You're seeing a boy turn into a man right there! That's what champions are made of!"
David Saturn-"You probably couldn't have kicked out of that one..."
Neal Steal-"I must state my apologies for that classy robe being ruined last week Rusty. That drunk B-Man just grabbed it off me!"
Snake whips Jason hard into the turnbuckle. Jason staggers out and Snake delivers a brutal DDT! Snake hooks the leg...1,2...and Jason gets his shoulder up! Snake pulls Jason up but Jason rakes him across the eyes. Snake reverses a whip into the corner sending Jason ribs first into the tunbuckle. Jason staggers out backwards and Snake attempts a reverse back body drop...
Rusty Axel-"On his feet like a cat! More great athleticism!"
David Saturn-"Why he looks up to you I'll never know..."
Neal Steal-"He respects the legends of professional rasslin that's why..."
Rusty Axel-"Kick to the gut there by Jason. He might have gone for the stunner but he ain't gonna use a second rate move like that!"
Jason lands on his feet and meets Snake with a kick to the gut as he turns round. Quick jabs now by Jason but suddenly Snake hits the STUNNER!!! Snake goes for the cover...1,2...but Robert Carr breaks it up at the last second! Carr has recovered at just the right time and he stomps Snake in the head multiple times as he struggles to his feet...
David Saturn-"Carr saving Jason right there!"
Neal Steal-"I think Jason would have kicked out. Carr just couldn't wait to get his hands on Rattlesnake!"
Rusty Axel-"What a tough boy Robert is. Violently assaulted for no reason and he's out here whupping some butt!"
David Saturn-"Stunner on Carr!"
Carr whips Snake off the ropes, Snake ducks a clothesline, spins Carr round...STUNNER!!! Snake goes for the cover but Jason is back up and he tosses Snake out of the ring! Jason then makes the cover on Carr...1.2...3!!! A rather fortunate win there for Jason but one he will take nonetheless! Jason Skilled is the new CRASH Champion.
WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION: JASON SKILLED
Neal Steal-"Yippee!"
Rusty Axel-"That's ma'boy!"
David Saturn-"Oh please! Jason so fortunate here and Snake is the most unfortunate man in Richmond!"
Rusty Axel-"I'm gonna go celebrate with ma' boy Jason! Commiserations to Robert and as for Snake...well he ain't getting nothin' from me! You don't win praise from Old Rusty easily!"
Rusty picks up the CRASH Title and enters the ring applauding! Rusty raises Jason's hand. Rusty helps Carr to his feet and all three make their way back up the ramp. Rattlesnake is on his feet cursing and suddenly he gives the STUNNER to the referee!
Neal Steal-"No friendship from Rattlesnake. That ref was cheating for him throughout and that's the thanks he gets!"
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake a little frustrated but no need for that really. Well I guess we have never called Rattlesnake an angel...we will be back in a few moments!
The scene cuts backstage where we see Roberto Maggia talking to someone. The camera zooms in a little and we see its none other than DECLAN BLACK. We don't hear their discussion but the 2 men shake hands then Declan walks away. Infact he will be in action...NEXT!
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Rusty and Jason celebrating. Carr is sulking as he watches...
Rusty Axel-"You can't blame him Robert! You would have taken an opportunity like this! Now have some champagne with Jason and Old Rusty! This is a night to celebrate for all of us!"
Carr takes a glass reluctantly as the cameras cut to a upper deck shot of the arena and crowd...
David Saturn-"Rusty really splashing out there. That champagne label is one of the cheapest there is. What's wrong Steal? You were ecstatic moments ago..."
Neal Steal-"I'm not reading!"
David Saturn-"We talked about this during the break! I'm going to read mine out! Come on you can read Steal can't you?"
Neal Steal-"Of course I can read! I just don't want to endorse certain establishments! You're trying to make me look foolish!"
David Saturn-"You do a good job of that yourself...just read the damn thing Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Well I'll read it ONCE next week they better give me something classy to endorse!"
David Saturn-"OK AWR CRASH Tv is brought to you BY..."
David Saturn-"...Texas Chainsaw 3D! In theaters everywhere tomorrow!"
Neal Steal (sighing)-"...and by.........."
Neal Steal-"....Hooters. Delightfully tacky yet unrefined."
David Saturn-"Put some enthusiasm into it Steal! They paid us good money for that endorsement!"
Neal Steal-"Well I don't recommend the place to anyone and I'm not pretending otherwise!"
David Saturn-"They will probably be glad you don't like it! Might improve the custom! Anyway here comes this weird individual Toxic Maddox!"
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From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
David Saturn-"Toxic Maddox an individual who enjoys tasting his own blood. He enjoys pain but so do many in AWR...
Neal Steal-"Bodies break down no matter how much they enjoy it. Perhaps Toxic can sustain more than people like Hell and Tracy Adkins...
David Saturn-"Well Declan Black may well take him to the limit. This could be a long one..."
From Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada...currently residing in Torrance, California...Declan...BLACK!!!
Neal Steal-"It disturbed me to see Declan Black talking to Roberto Maggia backstage a few moments ago..."
David Saturn-"So what if he was talking to Maggia?"
Neal Steal-"Well Declan is intelligent and rich why would he speak to the likes of Maggia?"
David Saturn-"Well Maggia is intelligent and he's probably got money!"
Neal Steal-"Yes through extortion! Black shouldn't talk to people like Maggia if he knows what's good for him..."
David Saturn-"Oh he will be shaking in his boots now. Threatened by Neal Steal ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"I never said it was a threat. I just can't see why he was talking to Maggia..."
David Saturn-"They could have been talking about the weather or something. Why did anyone even show them talking wrestlers talk to the staff all the time they don't always have a camera pointed in their face! Look at Toxic...the lights are on...who's home?"
Toxic walks to the ring as usual staring into space. He stops near the front row and stares a hole into some fans on the front row. The fans don't look too comfortable being stared at like that. Declan hasn't taken his eyes off Toxic and he charges to the outside. Black spins Toxic round and whips him into the barricade. Black rolls Toxic into the ring and then whips him off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"It will probably be a tougher match for Maddox than the PPV was..."
David Saturn-"It will be a lengthier match I expect. Two very different styles though I can't see Toxic doing what RCH did and going somewhat hold for hold. He's all about psychology but Black seems to be a very unfazed individual."
Neal Steal-"He's probably been taught in Japan not to show emotion. At least unlike most of their wrestlers he may have a personality. Just can't see why he was talking to Maggia...who hired him? I thought Rusty probably had..."
David Saturn-"I don't know who hired him. I know Rusty dislikes Japanese wrestling but Black is Canadian. He's residing in California at the moment though perhaps he and Maggia were talking about the climate after all!"
Neal Steal-"Maggia is usually jealous of people like Black with all his money and good looks. So are you Saturn I can't see why you seem to like him..."
David Saturn-"He's done nothing to offend me. Not everybody who is rich is totally self centered..."
Neal Steal-"He probably just needs to come out his shell a bit. He will probably be insulting these blue collar fans in a few moments..."
Toxic rebounds and run right into a brutal clothesline from Black. To Toxic's credit (he claims to have a very high pain threshold) he rises right to his feet. Black delivers a ferocious snap suplex dropping Toxic right on his head! Once again the clown gets to his feet something even RCH did not do as quickly. Still it is very early in the match...chop by Black strong enough to knock Toxic down.
David Saturn-"Toxic is grinning as Black chops him. They are not weak chops there's nothing wrong with Black's offence. This guy isn't right..."
Neal Steal-"So you're discriminating against him because he does not feel much pain. Even if he does enjoy it so what? When you stoop down to take a drink and drop the seat on your head don't you wish you enjoyed the blow?"
David Saturn-"Black answered a question for you as well. He went to Japan because like many wrestlers he saw it as a tremendous opportunity..."
Neal Steal-"He must have a great deal of respect for me! He was probably rewatching that match anxiously wondering what I would think of his performance..."
David Saturn-"Somehow I doubt that...just my gut feeling..."
Toxic grins as Black chops him again...and again. Toxic rammed into the turnbuckle and he hasn't really got a move in on Black thus far. Probably his own fault for staring at the crowd and he won't be able to absorb nonstop punishment for long even if he enjoys it. Or will he? Black whips Toxic into the corner and Black quickly charges in. Not a reckless charge but Toxic very quick to raise his elbow.
David Saturn-"I see you talking about his riches. Toxic was going on about how rich he is. Black has had nothing handed to him in his wrestling career...those trainers in Japan take wrestling VERY seriously!"
Neal Steal-"That's because they have no sense of humour in Japan. I tried to watch their wrestling once fell asleep. Most of the tapes don't even have English commentary!"
David Saturn-"Those fans are dedicated. I heard about one fan who learned to speak English simply so he could talk to wrestlers..."
Neal Steal-"Japanese wrestlers all speak English?"
David Saturn (sighing)-"No obviously I meant wrestlers touring Japan from America..."
Toxic goes to the top rope but Black pushes him causing Toxic to land painfully. Or at least for most people that would be painful but Toxic just grins into space psychotically. Black clubs him on the back then delivers a top rope suplex! Black back to the top rope and goes for the FLIGHT OF THE DRAGON but Toxic moves! Toxic on his feet but suddenly the HARRIS BROTHERS attack him! The bell rings...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: TOXIC MADDOX
Neal Steal-"What is this all about? What are these two idiots doing out here?"
David Saturn-"I guess they didn't take kindly to Toxic insulting them and the level of performance they gave at Unconquered."
The Harris Brothers beat on Toxic but he barely seems to feel their punishment as he rises to his feet. Matt clubs him over the head putting all his weight behind that blow. Toxic just tilts his head sideways and grins at him before suddenly delivering TOXIC LOVE! Meanwhile Black is up and realising he has been dq'ed through no fault of his own attacks Bret! BLACKLISTER delivered to Bret Harris!
David Saturn-"Well the Harris Brothers ruined this match it looked like being a good one until they came out. Still Bret and Matt aren't exactly known for their good tempers and they obviously were upset with Maddox..."
Neal Steal-"So much for your prediction about it being a lengthy match Saturn! Got that one wrong didn't you...idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! I didn't know the Harris Brothers would come out did I? A situation possibly developing here...we will be back in just a moment!"
Toxic and Black then turn to each other as more referees rush out! There might be one hell of a brawl about to break loose here as we fade to commercial!
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David Saturn-"We are still awaiting the arrival of Anthony Royal. Sources indicate he is on his way here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal will not let Maggia get away with what he has done. He will be here mark my words!"
David Saturn-"Randal has had issues recently with his own partners now he has to contend with a vengeful RCH3!"
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From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Randal should have done as he's told. Just follow simple instructions! First he had to be forced into that inferno match..."
David Saturn-"I don't blame him for the reluctance he showed in taking part in that."
Neal Steal-"Well you don't disobey Tracy Adkins. Plus Randal has shown signs of thinking for himself. He needs to let Carr do the thinking for him we know Randal is dumb..."
David Saturn-"Nobody would call Randal a saint. He played his part in putting RCH out of action. However Carr and Adkins have treated him like crap in the last couple of months."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Usually I would be pulling for Randal by association but he's on his own here tonight. I guess I'll prefer him winning over this idiot RCH..."
David Saturn-"We called Toxic Maddox a strange individual. Certainly we don't use that label with RCH as much..."
Neal Steal-"Well you should..."
David Saturn-"Fans are used to RCH though we know what he might do. Who knows what Toxic is capable of? Toxic happy to call himself a clown but RCH is the world's premier Hatchet Warrior!"
Neal Steal-"He might be the world's premier idiot but I guess his main competition for that title would be elsewhere in this company!"
RCH waves the hatchet around as Randal backs away from him. The ref yells at RCH (from a distance) to put the hatchet down! RCH points it at Randal then drops it to the outside. RCH looks like he's been waiting for this moment for a while...and indeed he has. RCH was put out of action by SIN and its unlikely he gives a damn about Randal's current status! Randal mocks RCH waving an imaginary hatchet...
David Saturn-"Randal not wise there for sure. You don't mock a guy like RCH..."
Neal Steal-"This is what happens when Carr isn't at ringside with him. I know Adkins usually didn't come out for his matches but Carr gave him intellectual guidance. Randal is missing that here..."
David Saturn-"He's certainly not missing his physicality guidance. That's natural to Randal...and he's not in bad shape either for a 305 pounder..."
Randal then charges clubbing RCH across the head and back. A well timed charge by Randal there and then he scoops RCH up and slams him. Randal then spreads RCH's legs (get those dirty thoughts out your mind!) and drops a leg across the groin area. Not considered a low blow but not far off being one! Randal pulls RCH to his feet and knees him in the head. Randal whips RCH off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"If SIN were out here they could have taken this idiot out again by now. That's what you get for your ingratitude Randal!"
David Saturn-"Sums up how twisted Adkins is. He should be thanking Randal though I think Hell showed a little mercy by not taking out Adkins eye..."
Neal Steal-"Carr is the leader and Adkins if the former leader. He was certainly ranked above Randal in the SIN hierarchy is he still in SIN?"
David Saturn-"My guess would be no..."
As RCH rebounds Randal knocks him back down with a clothesline. Randal talks some trash then drops an elbow on RCH before yelling more verbal abuse. Stomp by Randal and then he glares at the crowd who gave Randal a more sympathetic reaction than usual after his recent treatment by SIN. Certainly that did not take away from RCH's reaction which as usual was very positive.
Neal Steal-"I can't believe he insulted Rusty! It was Rusty who brought Randal here and offered to be his tag partner. What a privilege that was for Randal and he responds by insulting him!"
David Saturn-"Well all Randal did was tell the truth about Rusty. He was washed up at 30 never mind at 53!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is managing a champion and he is the head of talent relations! He is a credit and will be a loyal servant to AWR for years to come!"
David Saturn-"Randal trying to ground RCH here...good strategy and he is thinking ahead very well right now..."
Randal with a rear chinlock and he rakes RCH across his painted face perhaps trying to rub some if it into his eyes. RCH fights to his feet with elbows and breaks the hold. RCH charges off the ropes but Randal reacts quickly catching RCH with his knee. RCH drops to his knees winded and RCH clubs him across the back. Big right by Randal and RCH is in the corner. Randal wasting time here though...
David Saturn-"Maybe I spoke too soon..."
Neal Steal-"See what a poor commentator you are Saturn. You have made other comments tonight and the exact opposite happened!"
David Saturn-"Better than your accuracy record will ever be!"
As Randal takes too much time deciding what to do next RCH charges and takes Randal down! RCH with vicious punches to the face and then he grabs Randal by the hair and slams his head into the mat! That's what happens when you take too much time against someone like RCH. Headbutt to the ribs, Randal whipped off the ropes and he knocks RCH down with a shoulder charge.
Neal Steal-"Now keep him down you big dumb moron and don't get distracted not too hard is it!"
David Saturn-"Last thing Randal is likely to respond to right now is more insults."
Neal Steal-"I'm telling it like it is..."
David Saturn-"In this case you're right. RCH has wrestled several lengthier matches than Randal in the past. Randal did last a while with Royal though and that was actually a longer match than the RCH v Royal match at 12 12 12. Partly thanks to you though Steal..."
Randal better not waste too much time again. Randal charges again, RCH leapfrogs over. Randal charges back and RCH hiptosses Randal. Certainly Randal is the bigger of the 2 men but he's hardly comparable to someone like Hell in size. Randal drops to the outside trying to take a breather and RCH just watches from inside. Randal was perhaps thinking RCH would follow...
Neal Steal-"RCH probably should have thanked Randal for that fireball. In his case it probably improved his looks ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"That's not funny at all."
Neal Steal-"RCH also looking to get a win over Randal here. Randal actually pinned him in their last contest..."
David Saturn-"Indeed but in a straight up contest we will see who the better man is. In my opinion its certainly RCH..."
Randal slowly back into the ring and he goes for a test of strength with RCH. Headbutt missed by Randal and RCH is matching Randal at the moment though Randal is probably a little stronger. RCH drops to his knees as Randal tries to drive him fully down to the mat. RCH begins to battle back to his feet and Randal knees him twice in the ribs knocking RCH back to his knees again.
Neal Steal-"Keep the clown down!"
David Saturn-"We will be with you until the end of this match...and quite possibly beyond. I've been told Roberto Maggia will be out here after this match concludes..."
Neal Steal-"He better hope Mr Royal's limo has flat tires or something..."
David Saturn-"I guess Royal wouldn't travel by cab...still with the mood he must be in tonight might be an exception!"
Randal has a solid grip here but RCH back on his feet again. RCH is backed into the corner but RCH lets loose with a flurry of chops and several right hands. Randal stops it going back to one of his classic wrestling moves...a rake across the face. Certainly RCH would not want that pain in his eyes. Randal whips Sting across the ring into the turnbuckle. Randal follows that by charging...
Neal Steal-"Idiot! How many times has Carr told you not to do that you fool! Carr would have won this match by now he's so much better than Randal."
David Saturn-"I certainly wouldn't be surprised to see Carr and RCH in the near future."
Neal Steal-"You can't make a mistake against this idiot Randal!"
David Saturn-"You know why? Because RCH is not an idiot!"
RCH has obviously scouted and Randal hasn't learnt. Once again he is reckless with the charge has in so many of his matches) and RCH moves. Randal tries to ram RCH into the turnbuckle but RCH with right hands and Randal backed across the ring. A right hand knocks Randal into the turnbuckle. Randal is upright chest against the turnbuckle and RCH charges...hatchet splash!
David Saturn-"That will knock the breath right out of you!"
Neal Steal-"He's still in the corner! That's going to let RCH repeat it you fool!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Randal had much choice he's catching his breath...and another hatchet splash!"
Randal staggers but falls back against the turnbuckle this time facing RCH. Another charge and another hatchet splash sends Randal down to the mat! RCH grabs the legs and goes for the HATCHET DEATH LOCK. Randal is stranded in the centre of the ring and he has little choice but to submit! RCH gains some measure of revenge!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: RCH3
Neal Steal-"Useless idiot! At least fight the hold!"
David Saturn-"Carr wouldn't have lasted longer...OH NO! Its Adkins!"
Neal Steal-"Randal deserves this! Adkins is gonna give him a serious beating here! This is what happens when you disobey your superiors Randal!"
As Red is getting to his feet Tracy Adkins rushes into the ring. Tracy pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist. He lays his fist into reds forehead with all his might. Reds forehead splits wide open. Adkins face lights up as he sees the blood practically flow from Red forehead.
David Saturn: MY GOD WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS! HE JUST PEELED RED RANDALS FORHEAD OPEN LIKE IT WAS AN ORANGE!
Neal Steal: Well Robert Carr did tell Red he would be sorry if he left Sin! Plus look how Red cost Adkins the match against your good buddy Hell Saturn! Maybe Adkins should come smack you in the head for even being there in Hells corner. I bet you wouldn’t like that one would you!
David Saturn: Well no actually I wouldn’t like that Steal but Adkins wouldn’t like my lawyers either once they were done suing him! My contract reads Announcer/ Interviewer, No where in there does it read AWR WRESTLER! Now why don’t you shut up and commentate!
Neal Steal: Boy Red Randal is in trouble now. Here comes Robert Carr and look Rusty and Jason are coming out too.
Robert slides under the ropes and Adkins holds Red as Carr starts putting the boots to red. Rch3 is about to exit the ring but sees Robert Carr. Rch3 gets in and goes after Carr and starts laying lefts and right into him. Outside before Rusty and Jason can get in the ring Toxic Maddox climbs out from the crowd. He taps Rusty on the back and as Rusty turns around he sprays that mist in Rusty’s face. Rusty hits the floor holding his eyes. Jason is half way through the ropes when he notices Rusty. Jason goes out to help Rusty but Toxic grabs a chair and lays Jason out with it. Toxic looks in the ring and sees Tracy pounding the hell out of red. Just then the lights dim and then come back on. Hell then ascends from the rafters on a cable, He goes after Tracy Adkins and lays into him with chops and a big boot.
Neal Steal: Damn that Hell! LOOK AT HIM ATTACK ADKINS FROM BACK TOO! What a coward!
David Saturn: Well I don’t think Hell is here to help Red Randal I just think he hates Adkins and will take any chance he can to get his hands on Adkins.
Toxic watches from the arena floor. Then he walks back up the ramp and exits through the curtains. Hell clotheslines Adkins over the top ropes. Rch3 power bombs Carr on the canvas. Then Rch3 and Hell come face to face and nose to nose. Hell smirks and bad mouths Rch3. Hell then turns his back but in a flash RCH nails him with the WICKED WILD! Then he leaves the ring. By now Adkins and Carr are back in the ring and start working over Red and Hell. Jason soon joins in and Rusty too. Toxic grabs a chair and gets into the ring and everyone clears the ring as EMT comes down the ramp and into the ring to check on Hell and Red.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Never thought I would cheer something RCH did but he just took out that oaf Hell! Going to blame your daughter's death for that one Hell?"
David Saturn-"You can't turn your back on RCH even if you're Hell. A scene of carnage out here...and there's Roberto Maggia! This night is not over! The fallout from Unconquered continues...NEXT!"
The scene cuts to a shot of Roberto Maggia and he is...WALKING! What more can happen here tonight?
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The camera focuses on the top of the entrance ramp as Roberto Maggia strolls onto it wearing a giant smile. He marches to the ring and, upon entering, receives a mic and begins to speak.
Maggia: Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you have enjoyed the first Crash TV of 2013. 2012 was certainly a great year for the AWR. We reopened our doors, I took power away from that no good son of a bitch Silvio Megala and, to end the year, Anthony Royal, a poor excuse for a champion, finally got what was coming to him, and now we have a champion we can truly be proud of in the Lord of War, Lance Invictus. As great as 2012 was, I feel 2013 will take us to even greater heights!"
The crowd loudly applauds and we hear some chants of Maggia's name.
Maggia: Now I would like to call Silvio Megala to the ring. So Silvio we are running out of time here...get out here right now! Forget the music!"
After a few moments, Silvio begrudgingly obliges to Maggia’s demand. He slowly enters the ring.
Maggia: Isn’t this great Silvio, you and I sharing the ring to start off 2013. Sharing the ring 50/50, just like we share this company and everything else you own. I’m sure 2012 was a year that you’d rather forget, but I’m telling you right now, 2013 won’t be much better, because I own you. We may technically have a 50/50 share, but we both know who’s running the show. And look what has happened now, your power is gone and your hand-picked champion has fallen. You have nothing left here in the AWR. And the best part is, this is exactly what you deserve Silvio. You’re not some innocent victim, you’re a terrible person finally getting what he deserves, and I have to say, it is a great honor for myself to be the one to finally give you the comeuppance you have deserved for so damn long. I am in charge Silvio, and you just have to sit back and accept that.
Maggia puts the mic back to his lips to continue to speak when Anthony Royal, sans music, appears on the stage. The usually well-dressed Royal is wearing jeans and a t-shirt and appears less than well groomed. He quickly darts to the ring, looking very upset.
Maggia: Well, if it isn’t the former champion, Anthony Royal!
Royal appears visibly ill at the mention of the word “former.” He glares at Maggia, clearly not happy with losing the title, nor the rematch announcement.
Maggia: Barely even recognized you without that big shiny belt on your shoulder. What’s wrong champ..err, former champ, didn’t like my match making earlier?
Royal simply glares at Maggia.
Maggia: Well that’s too damn bad! I’m in charge here Royal, not your buddy Silvio over there, and certainly not you. Hell, whatever stroke you did have disappeared when you lost to Lance, who by the way, is the better man and always will be. I have the power Royal, and there’s nothing you can do about…
Suddenly, Royal blasts Maggia with a vicious right hand. Maggia hits the ground as the crowd gasps. Royal places his hands on his head in panic, seemingly regretting the decision he just made. Quickly, the feeling of regret disappears and he goes to pounce on Maggia. However, before he can, a panicked Silvio grabs him and tosses him aside. Royal hits the canvas. He pops back up with a crazed look in his eyes and looks as if he is about to go after Silvio, but he thinks better of it. Silvio, meanwhile, looks just as furious with Royal and it appears it is taking all the restraint he has not to pop Royal. The two engage in a heated discussion, most of it not being picked up. However, Silvio can clearly be heard saying “ What have you done?! You’ve ruined me!"
Royal glares at Silvio, showing no remorse for Roberto or Silvio. Silvio meanwhile is attempting to help Maggia to his feet. A fuming Maggia however, pushes Silvio away. This clearly angers Silvio, but he keeps his composure. Roberto is holding his jaw as he stares a hole through Silvio. Royal has his back turned simply staring into space as Maggia goes to the outside and demands a mic...
Maggia-"You know what! That's it! I've had enough of holding my tongue and its all going to come out, right here...right NOW!"
Silvio shakes his head almost begging Maggia not to proceed...
Maggia-"You can blame Royal for this! A few weeks ago when the federal government officials showed up here people came to their own conclusions. Well as much as everyone knows what a criminal Silvio is there's no proof of what really goes on behind the doors of Megala Enterprises! I didn't give the feds any information because I didn't have it...much to their clear disappointment because they have wanted you put away for a long time!"
Silvio continues shaking his head rapidly but Maggia continues. Royal is now looking at both men looking confused...
Maggia-"You all think this is about business! Well we know the type of businessman Silvio is! Slave labour, drug trafficking and DAMNIT...gangster activity we all know that's what Megala Enterprises is all about! Megala is SCUM but this ain't about business! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN ABOUT BUSINESS!"
Maggia's voice breaks and he suddenly looks overcome with emotion. Silvio screams at him to stop...
Maggia-"This isn't BUSINESS! Its PERSONAL! Isn't that right........DAD!!!"
Silvio's eyes nearly pop out his head. Royal looks to be in disbelief wondering if he heard that right. Steal lets out a high pitched scream of shock. Maggia looks almost psychotic somewhere inbetween laughter and pure rage. Suddenly Megala turns towards Royal and lunges towards him! Royal quickly leaps out of the ring and Megala curses a blue streak as the scene fades to black!