Post by Silvio Megala on Jan 11, 2013 9:19:50 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #27
LIVE!
FROM BANGOR AUDITORIUM, BANGOR, MAINE
David Saturn-"Live from Bangor, Maine you're watching CRASH Tv! I'm David Saturn alongside Rusty Axel as we await the fallout from Roberto Maggia's earth shattering revelation last week."
Rusty Axel-"Tonight we will see the CRASH Title on the line when RCH3 takes on the golden boy of the AWR...Jason Skilled!"
David Saturn-"We have a huge match between Hell and AWR World Champion Lance Invictus plus we will see Big Bad B-Man in action against Toxic Maddox!"
Rusty Axel-"Its a shame Neal hasn't been seen all night. I think this is the first time we have had to call a show as a pair Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Yes it is though nothing could be worse than calling a show with Steal! Wait...well it looks like we are going to hear from Silvio Megala right now! We haven't heard from Silvio since last week..."
Rusty Axel-"There Neal is!"
David Saturn-"Can we not have one show without him on the broadcast?"
Rusty Axel-"Quiet Saturn let Old Rusty hear what the great Silvio Megala has to say about young Roberto..."
As the announcers finish their introduction "No Chance In Hell" comes over the speakers and Silvio Megala strides to the ring with Neal Steal. There are more signs of tiredness and strain on Megala's face than we have seen in some time. Megala calls for a mic glaring around at the arena with contempt as he starts to address this sellout crowd...
Silvio Megala-"Last week on CRASH Tv you apparently heard a revelation of which the proportions have been described as earth shattering. Quite appropriate for the cliche "the shot heard around the world" and certainly Maggia has got the publicity he wanted. From the first day we met Maggia has contrived to make the great Silvio Megala's mife a living hell! Infact it started weeks before when he sent anonymous letters and phone calls. When the coward finally had the guts to confront the billion dollar emperor like a man he did do with threats of extortion. A threat that he indeed carried out and the only reason he owns 50% of this company today."
Silvio looks like he's going to be physically ill. Roberto Maggia and Silvio Megala as co owners so far has caused nothing less than open warfare! Steal tells the crowd to shut up as they begin to show their discontent.
Silvio Megala-"The announcement he made last week spread within seconds. Sites like Twitter where most people have nothing better to do than talk about other people's lifes because their own are so sad and boring! Indeed most of you are probably glad of an evenings entertainment after a long day cleaning lavatories or whatever most of you people do for a living! At least the prices are affordable and you can thank yours truly for that because Maggia would have let them skyrocket like the greedy whore that he is! Most of you think Maggia keeps the tickets low that's yet another lie he has told!"
That statement coming from the king of financial greed...
Silvio Megala-"Shareholders have pulled out of Megala Enterprises this past week. Our stocks have dropped and our reputation is taking another battering. We have dealt with this kind of publicity in the past. The federal government and an old wrestler you will remember named Kash orchestrated a campaign. Maggia referenced the accusations last week when he openly made highly slanderous comments referring to the figurehead of class and wealth as nothing less than a criminal. So what does that make Maggia a man who has resorted to blackmail and extortion? The feds did not get the conviction they wanted because it was nothing less than LIES!"
Silvio puts an obvious emphasis on the word lies and Steal nods repeatedly.
Silvio Megala-"Now lets address the latest filth that came out of Maggia's mouth last week. As anyone can see watching at home the people in this arena have a very limited capacity when it comes to cerebral matters! You can see that just by the vacant, confused look in their eyes! So it is important that minds of such limited capacity don't become overloaded! When a computer gets a virus it starts to shutdown and Maggia is the real life equivalent of a computer virus. He has spread such filth that your minds have been corrupted and filled with garbage! So you will forget what you heard last week and eliminate all thoughts of what was said!"
Some heavy boos coming from this crowd. Steal yells at them to show some respect.
Silvio Megala-"An end needs to be brought to the confusion Maggia has caused each and every one of you! People have asked how is it possible that we could be somehow...related. It is not possible because what you heard was a lie!"
More boos and quite a few yells of "liar" can be heard...
Silvio Megala-"The problem is you can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Unfortunately the general public influence advertisers and can damage multi billion dollar corporations! Maggia's lie as expected has caused more damage. Once again instead of putting all our energy into raising or financial profile we have to deal with bad press! Maggia knew people would believe his lie and the more outlandish the better!"
Seems strange that a so called "lie" would force Megala to succumb to blackmail so easily...
Silvio Megala-"Now on the subject of Anthony Royal! This is one of the few men who can come close to matching the great Silvio Megala on a cosmetic, physical and intellectual level. Yet last week you saw Royal make a very stupid mistake! He allowed emotion to get in the way of reacting in a calm. rational manner. The loss of his world championship caused him to lash out and ultimately is the reason for all this bad publicity this past week! Royal knows that lies almost brought Megala Enterprises to the brink in the past! He knows how foolish the press and general public are! He knows that without proof Maggia can spread his poison and people will readily accept lies as fact! That's what jealousy does to people. Its like the mental equivalent of a flesh eating disease...it just eats away until you can't take it anymore!"
Silvio turns to the ramp as Steal begins to look worried...which ass will he choose to kiss?
Silvio Megala-"You KNEW what to expect from this Royal! The only thing you didn't know was what Maggia's outlandish lie would be! So Royal if you wouldn't mind...get your ASS out here! This has to be done Neal..."
David Saturn-"I have the feeling all hell is going to break loose at any moment...and this crowd would love nothing more than to see Royal and Silvio beat the hell out of each other!"
Rusty Axel-"Nobody wants to see that. You can't give away something of that magnitude on free Tv..."
David Saturn-"I don't think either of them give a damn about that! No wonder Steal did not show for commentary...I have no idea who he will choose! Its one hell of a dilemma for Steal!"
Steal looks like he's trying to convince Megala not to call Royal out. Having 2 rich asses to kiss has been good for Steal the last thing he needs is a situation where he might be forced to choose! After a few moments Royal's music plays...
Royal appears on the stage and stares blankly at Silvio and Neal in the ring. He then struts down the ramp with an emotionless expression on his face. He then hops on the apron and into the ring, demanding a mic while Neal appears on the verge of soiling himself due to nervousness.
Royal: Silvio, you are a very wise man and under normal circumstances I would never disagree with anything to come out of your mouth, but something that you just said was flat out wrong.
The crowd is quiet in anticipation, hoping to see two of their least favorite people decimate one another.
Royal: You see, you said that what I did last week was “make a stupid mistake.” But, you see Silvio, what I did last week, it wasn’t a stupid mistake. What happened last week wasn’t a mistake at all, it was a blessing. Don’t you see Silvio, we’re free now. We are free. That worm Maggia has been running around here, ruling like a power hungry dictator, and you sat back and did nothing because of this monumental secret. But last week, when I finally took action, when I drove my fist into his smug bastard face, which felt amazing by the way, I freed us.
Silvio looks on with an angry expression, as it seems Royal is almost mocking him in a way.
Royal: Look Silvio, this secret of Roberto’s, whether it’s true or not, it was going to come out anyways. If you think he was just going to keep this to himself then, I’m sorry to say it, but you’re a damn fool. Here’s the reality. Roberto Maggia had a plan Silvio. He was going to use you, suck every asset out of you, and finally when you were left a quivering, broken, pathetic shell of the man you once were, then he would reveal the secret. That’s the truth Silvio. You know me. You know you want me as an ally in this war, not an enemy. Maggia has tried to manipulate this situation to drive a wedge between us. Now Silvio, I’m willing to believe that Maggia is a pathetic liar and that you are not his father. But if you are his father Silvio, it’s time that you be a father to him, and give that son of a bitch the beating that he deserves.
Rusty Axel-"Well I for one believe Silvio...and I'm glad Anthony and Neal do as well!"
David Saturn-"Royal does not believe this crap. Steal is probably idiotic enough to believe him but Royal isn't that stupid..."
Rusty Axel-"Well Old Rusty certainly ain't stupid Saturn that's why Silvio made me head of talent relations!"
David Saturn-"I think Maggia established a few weeks back why Silvio did that..."
Silvio takes the mic back...
Silvio Megala-"Without question he is a liar and karma will come back to bite Roberto on the ass!"
Royal retakes the mic...
Anthony Royal-"There's a small favor I ask of you now Silvio. You can't take Maggia's actions lying down and what better way to reestablish your power than to change the World Title match at Civil Insurrection. Lance and Sho want to get their hands on each other and they know full well that the easiest way to win the match would be to take out the strongest competitor at all costs! Maggia says its a triple threat match but you and me both know it will be nothing more than a glorified handicap. Fa Sho does not deserve his shot he has fallen to the real AWR World Champion on two separate occasions. They say third time's the charm but people do not want to see this match!"
More boos from the crowd not happy at all that Royal is misrepresenting them...
Anthony Royal-"So make that match a one on one contest between me and Lance. Show that bastard you won't be pushed around!"
David Saturn-"Well some would say Maggia's a bastard...I don't think Silvio and his Mother were ever legally married!"
Rusty Axel-"For goodness sake Saturn open your ears and listen to what the billion dollar emperor has said...."
David Saturn-"I did listen and its a desperate lie even by Silvio's standards...why not just admit the truth? It can hardly be much worse than it is now for him can it?"
Silvio takes the mic back...
Silvio Megala-"Well unfortunately Anthony you remember the 50% contract don't you? At that moment anger brought upon a rare moment of weakness....and the billion dollar emperor overlooked the small print. Unfortunately the contract grants Maggia full say over the booking of World Title Matches!"
Royal spits on the mat in anger then takes the mic back. Royal looks at a loss for words then he suddenly points at Rusty with a desperate look on his face...
Anthony Royal-"What about him? What about Rusty? Let him make it one on one..."
Rusty Axel-(nodding)"Just give me the pen and I'll be more than happy to change it!"
Silvio Megala-"Unfortunately Rusty does not have that power either. Maggia couldn't give a damn about the rest of the card but that is only scant consolation. Maggia wants to control the face of the company...he's drunk with power! There's nothing worse than someone in charge who abuses their power for their own benefit..."
David Saturn-"Well you're the expert Silvio..."
Rusty Axel-"I'll have to read the small print on who can make the firings around here! Just keep your opinion out of this Saturn..."
Royal takes the mic but then just tosses it down. Silvio and Royal begin arguing again as Steal looks worried that things are about to explode. Suddenly the crowd erupt as Fa Sho has appeared on the apron! Sho springs onto the top rope and Steal looks round wondering what the source of the cheering is. Sho comes off delivering the West Coast Pop to Steal! Sho then applies the BLACKOUT leaving Steal helpless and offering no resistance to the hold!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Sho did what everyone wants to do and shuts Steal up!"
Rusty Axel-"That's a disgrace! Nobody went round attacking announcers back in Old Rusty's day!"
Silvio and Royal are still arguing oblivious to what is going on. Royal turns towards the ropes and holds his head in his hands. Silvio turns the other way...and sees Sho! Before Silvio can react Sho scoops him up and for the second time in the last few months delivers SHOTIME to Megala! Royal then turns round and quickly vaults over the top rope as he sees Sho. The crowd boo Royal as he runs up the ramp. Fa Sho picks up the mic...
Fa Sho-We are coming to a time in this company's short life where something needs to happen, change needs to occur. We all know who the real face of this company is. It isn't either of these fools. Both of them got what was coming and Royal will be next.
Fa Sho-Change is happening ladies and gentlemen. It isn't so black and white anymore. It isn't about good against bad. What you all need to understand is that I am doing what is best for me, if you like it then great... I couldn't care if you did or not. I am going to become a champion.
Fa Sho-In order to become champion you have to make yourself stand out. While Royal has faded into the background I am back in the forefront where I belong. Lance is not only champion, but he also made a mistake by harming me. It isn't going to end very pleasantly for him. By the end of the month everyone watching, everyone in the back, Neal Steal, Silvio, Roberto, Anthony, and Lance will see me stand tall like I always end up doing. I am a legend in the wrestling world. I haven't hit my prime yet everyone, it's time for a new beginning for this place, and it starts here... Tonight.
Fa Sho-Ladies and gentlemen, it is Shotime!
David Saturn-"Fa Sho strikes again!"
Rusty Axel-"There ain't no need for actions like that. The man's a psycho! He belongs in a straightjacket not a professional rasslin ring!"
David Saturn-"Well there aren't too many who would dispute that! We will be back very shortly!"
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From Springfield, Massachusetts...BIG...BAD...B-MAN!!!
David Saturn-"You never hear a louder ovation anywhere than when Big Bad B-Man comes to the ring."
Rusty Axel-"It ain't nothing compared to what it was like back in the way. First time I rassled here was back in '82 and boy that crowd was rabid!"
David Saturn-"Well the crowds may be a little quieter than they used to be generally but I'll put B-Man'scrowd reaction up there with anything in the past."
Rusty Axel-"You listen to Old Rusty...i was there and you were not! I'm the only one who can judge nobody comes close to my longevity here!"
David Saturn-"Two undefeated men set to face off in this match and here comes the second...Toxic Maddox!"
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
David Saturn-"What do you make of this guy then...a very strange individual."
Rusty Axel-"Well that's some tremendous analysis Saturn. Its not like people can see this boy is a little bit wacko! Rasslin always had its fair share of freaks there ain't nothing wrong with a Toxic Maddox as a special added attraction..."
David Saturn-"Oh its just convenient that he's facing B-Man who thanks to you has an injured knee which could be exploited. By the way are you accepting that tag match or not?"
Rusty Axel-"I'm waiting on those idiot Harris Brothers. I'll sign off the match when I'm good and ready but yes me and Jason accept the match at the PPV!"
David Saturn-"The Harris Brothers certainly not the quickest when it comes to taking challenges but I don't think they will back down. Tag titles are a big opportunity but if there's anyone who bring credibility to tag belts its the Badd Boyz!"
Rusty Axel-"Look at that drunken bum looking at me while I'm out here commentating on the rasslin! Focus on your match!"
David Saturn-"How can you tell him anything? He had an injured knee and you still lost!"
It isn't easy to win a staredown with Toxic Maddox! Maybe impossible! Maddox has a sick grin on his face and he beckons B-Man towards him. B-Man charges unleashing stiff punches. Bizarrely Maddox makes no effort to resist as B-Man backs him into the ropes. After 6 or 7 punches Maddox is knocked to his knees. Not many could withstand as many punches from B-Man as Maddox did there...
David Saturn-"Why is he letting B-Man do that? B-Man can punch all night he's perhaps got the best right hand in the business."
Rusty Axel-"I'm supposed to offer analysis but don't expect me to understand this clown! Come on go for that knee! B-Man padded it up a foolish move to highlight an existing injury..."
David Saturn-"He had no choice but to pad it up. Being bashed over the knee with a cinder block does that kind of thing. B-Man isn't the type to wear that much padding but he isn't an idiot either."
Rusty Axel-"I wanna see some rasslin not boxing. Takedowns, mat rasslin...my type of rasslin!
David Saturn-"Yeah right..."
Rusty Axel-"If I wanted to see boxing I'll watch some vintage stuff from the 60's and 70's Better than that crap that's on offer today. I was asked to appear in one of those Rocky Movies. They wanted me to play some guy named Thunderlips..."
David Saturn-"You expect anyone to believe that?
Rusty Axel-"I was too focused on my professional rasslin career. Hulk Hogan took the role instead but it was written specially for me! I beat that Hogan by the way they just pretended it never happened and refused to show it on Tv..."
Maybe a sick test by Maddox to see just how much punishment he can take here. If anyone is capable of bringing the pain Maddox wants its probably B-Man! B-Man pulls Maddox up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a DDT! Maddox blocks then surprisingly goes to the outside. Maddox trying mind games here it seems but B-Man can't be easily intimidated...or be intimidated at all.
David Saturn-"Maddox certainly isn't the type to retreat and B-Man might be a little hasty here. That knee will be hurting and he might want to put away an unpredictable opponent early. He's got the tag belts to defend at the end of the month.
Rusty Axel-"Stop making excuses for him. He's gotta suck it up like a man. He ain't half as tough as some of the legends knew back in the day. Drinks a few beers and thinks he's a tough guy..."
David Saturn-"You know firsthand how tough he is. Maddox might be the favourite here...I would never usually say that about B-Man but Maddox seems like the type who could take advantage of an injury. Unlike some people..."
B-Man hasty to follow and Maddox turns nailing B-Man with a clothesline. B-Man is perhaps thinking about his padded knee still injured after the PPV. Maddox connects with an uppercut. Another right hand knocks B-Man's face close to the steps and Maddox takes the opportunity ramming B-Man's head into them. Maddox breaks the 10 count showing some knowledge of the rules...
Rusty Axel-"You should have gone for the countout! You use the rasslin rules to the maximum! There ain't nothing wrong with a good ol' fashioned countout victory!"
David Saturn-"He wants to pin B-Man in the ring and quite possibly cause some serious damage. Maddox taking out frustrations from his youth on B-Man. Once again people using B-Man's beer drinking to insult or in this case blame for previous problems."
Rusty Axel-"Its always been a damn problem at rasslin events. I like a whisky here and there but I'm only a light drinker..."
David Saturn-"Noticed you in the bar earlier. I would have thought you would be calling a talent meeting since Maggia isn't here yet..."
Maddox didn't want to attempt a win by countout. Kick to the ribs and a choke which the ref breaks. B-Man rammed head first into the barrier as the crowd try and rally behind him. B-Man staggers away from Maddox but turns and delivers a kick to the gut as Toxic follows. Another right but Maddox then rams B-Man into the announce table. Rusty stands up and talks some trash to B-Man...
Rusty Axel-"What's the matter boy? You ain't gonna look Old Rusty in the eye you coward!"
David Saturn-"Hey! Maddox throwing B-Man onto our announce table...this ain't looking too good."
Rusty Axel-"Where is he going...come on put him though this table! We ain't gonna need these monitors people coped back in the day without fancy crap like that...."
David Saturn-"I think he intends to put him through the table all right...we better take a step back here!"
Thumb to the eye then Toxic tosses B-Man onto the announce table! Maddox climbs onto the apron and it looks like he's going to attempt a leg drop! A foolish risk early in the match and B-Man moves! Toxic flies off the apron through the announce table! The head of Maddox hits the concrete with a sick thud. The camera fades in and while Maddox isn't moving his eyes are wide and grinning manically.
WINNER BY REFEREE STOPPAGE: BIG BAD B-MAN
David Saturn-"Good God! He might be dead! His head just smacked into the concrete! The ref knows this one is over he didn't hesitate..."
Rusty Axel-"I've seen just about all the ways of winning a professional rasslin match but that's the most reckless way to lose one!"
David Saturn-"You can't do that early in the match and he didn't protect his head on that legdrop. The head came up a little short but this guy don't care! My God is that a grin on his face? What are you doing Rusty?"
The ref calls for the bell to the annoyance of B-Man who obviously wanted Maddox back in the ring. B-Man goes to grab Maddox anyway but Rusty shoves him in the back. B-Man turns round and nails Rusty with a right hand but Maddox springs to his feet! B-Man tuns round and is shocked that Maddox is up so quickly. PURPLE MIST to the face! B-Man clasps his hand over his eyes...
David Saturn-"How in the hell do you get up when your head hits the concrete...that mist! Its that mist again!"
Rusty Axel-"Hopefully that's got a lot of toxins in it..."
David Saturn-"Why would you say a thing like that? B-Man can't see where he's going!"
Rusty Axel-"You would think he was used to it by now since he's usually blind drunk..."
David Saturn-"He's going to go for that spear! Don't do it!"
B-Man staggers backwards into the barricade and Maddox charges...TOXIC LOVE! Both men go crashing through the barricade! Maddox is a certifiable lunatic! He did that with the maximum force possible! Maddox grabs a chair and bashes B-Man over the knee with it as he's down! Another bash as B-Man groans. Not a scream but a louder groan than we normally hear from B-Man...
David Saturn-"He's out of control! This guy needs help!"
Rusty Axel-"That's good use of a metal chair...they ain't just for sitting on!"
David Saturn-"You're the head of talent relations you should be stepping in here!"
Rusty Axel-"I ain't getting any of that mist in my face and besides B-Man had this coming!"
David Saturn-"He's done nothing to Toxic Maddox. This guy was completely reckless in his attempts to win the match and he's the only guy I've seen get up so fast after hitting the concrete that hard!
Maddox continues driving the chair into the knee multiple times! Referees come out and try to physically drag Maddox away. Maddox spins like lightning and manically grins at the officials! Another shot to B-Man's knee follows as he writhes on the ground. More referees come out and manage to form a barrier between Maddox and B-Man. Finally Maddox retreats up the ramp to a chorus of boos...what an absolute lunatic!
David Saturn-"B-Man is hurt...and thankfully Maddox is out of here. Hey what are you doing...oh come on!"
Rusty then walks forward and stomps B-Man hard in the groin! Rusty laughs as Saturn yells at him for kicking a man when he's down. Rusty can be real proud of that cheap shot. Referees help B-Man up the ramp...
David Saturn-"That's pathetic! How can you be proud of that?"
Rusty Axel-"That's a receipt for punching me in the face. Nobody does that to Old Rusty I ain't gonna take that one lying down! A lesser man might but that's sure as hell not me!"
David Saturn-"No real man kicks a man like that when he's down. This is a good time to go to commercial...B-Man needs some help here..."
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As we return from commercial we see Anthony Royal walking backstage. An attendant is carrying his bags and Royal snaps at him to hurry up as he makes his way towards the parking lot.
David Saturn-"Looks like Royal is leaving. We have been told Silvio left and Roberto Maggia will apparently not be here tonight."
Rusty Axel-"I guess that leaves me large and in charge!"
David Saturn-"Erm...right. Anyway tonight Awr CRASH Tv is brought to you by..."
David Saturn-"5 hour energy...the world's no 1 selling energy shot!"
David Saturn-"Are you planning to read that?"
Rusty Axel-"Oh! You mean that thing on this screen?
David Saturn-"and those notes..."
Rusty Axel-"Ok this professional rasslin broadcast is also brought to you by Dead Space 3 for Xbox 360. Out in stores on Frebruary 5th 2013. It is 2013 when its released right?"
David Saturn-(sighing)"Obviously! I think the viewers probably would have realised its being brought out next month."
Rusty Axel-"What is this 360 thing is that one of those Dvd players?"
David Saturn-"No! Its a games console."
Rusty Axel-"Ah right. I thought it was a movie. Production should have added that in the notes they know about my old fashioned ways!"
David Saturn-"There's Royal again...a captivating shot of him approaching his limo there. I believe we established he's leaving the building..."
Royal walks up to his limo but stops as he goes to get into the back seat. The AWR arena attendant places the bags in the boot and closes it. Royal bangs loudly on the limo and the driver gets out the front seat. The driver walks to the back simply to open the door for Royal.
David Saturn-"Did he really need to do that? Its not hard to open a door is it?"
Rusty Axel-"Its all about image Saturn that's why they roll out red carpets at movie premieres."
David Saturn-"Well I don't like those shows. Too much self congratulating prima donnas."
Royal gets in the backseat and the driver closes the door. Suddenly as the driver is making his way back round to the front Fa Sho attacks him with the BLACKOUT from behind choking him out! The driver didn't have a chance to scream. Royal does not get out perhaps he is looking out the other side. Fa Sho gets into the front seat and starts to drive! Royal probably can't see him because of the screen separating the back and front. Plus it is a very long limo...
David Saturn-"My God! Fa Sho just hijacked Royal's limo! Royal does not even know it!"
Rusty Axel-"Somebody get me Royal's mobile number..."
David Saturn-"You know how to use a mobile?"
Rusty Axel-"Yes!"
David Saturn-"Those doors may be computerized. Royal must be asleep or can't see Sho because he does not appear to be making any effort to get out!"
The limo moves forward and an unknown camera conveniently follows. The limo drives through the parking lot and onto the main road. The cameras still follow...limos are fairly slow. The road isn't too busy and there's still no sign that Royal has noticed anything...
David Saturn-"That's Buck Street. Sho is driving down that road."
Rusty Axel-"Yes towards the end of that street they will have to turn because there's a river down there. The Penobscot River."
David Saturn-"Where on earth is Sho taking him? I doubt its back to the hotel for room service."
The limo gets to the end of the current stretch of road then stops. It stops at a light then Sho opens the door and gets out. Sho opened the door very lightly and the engine is still running. Royal probably they are at a light. Sho jams something in the accelerator as the cameras show one crossing ahead and some barriers...
David Saturn-"Is he going to send Royal crashing into those barriers?"
Rusty Axel-"There's a small stretch of land beyond those barriers and then...oh wait a minute..."
David Saturn-"You don't think...its moving!"
The limo moves forward as Sho grins. The limo is going at full speed and crashes into the barriers! That does not slow down its momentum and the limo is coming right up...THE RIVER!!!
David Saturn-"OH MY GOD!"
Rusty Axel-"Somebody stop that damn vehicle!"
The limo goes speeding right down an embankment into the water! The camera moves forward showing the limo submerged and quite possibly already sinking!
Rusty Axel-"The guy's a godamn lunatic! I've never seen something so insane in my life! I've seen a lot in my time but that's shocking! Somebody help Royal..."
David Saturn-"Royal could be in deep trouble..."
Rusty Axel-"That's not funny! Fa Sho has crossed the line!"
David Saturn-"I didn't mean it that way and you're right. I think Fa Sho has gone too far..."
Rusty Axel-"What has this got to do with professional rasslin. Get me Royal's phone number now!"
David Saturn-"He's underwater for crying out loud!"
Rusty Axel-"Oh...yes.........................hey that's Jason's music...I'm glad to see Jason and all but still..."
David Saturn-"We will try and get another shot of what's going on out there as this match progresses...this crowd are shocked."
Rusty Axel-"Many of them are cheering what has happened to good ol' fashioned values?"
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...SKILLED!!!
Rusty Axel-"I just hope Jason puts this idiot away quick so we can see what is happening out there!"
David Saturn-"I doubt RCH will be too accommodating. Then again he might try and put Jason away quick. He's certainly no Royal fan and RCH might enjoy what just happened!"
Rusty Axel-"He's a very twisted individual."
David Saturn-"I don't disagree with that really a guy who waves a hatchet around could never be called completely sane..."
Rusty Axel-"Unless they lumberjack for a living."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
David Saturn-"Are you going to stay out of this match?"
Rusty Axel-"No I'm going to keep commentating why should I stop now? There's not much I can do to help Royal I'm a professional rassler not a damn diver!"
David Saturn-"You know full well what I meant! Are you going to physically interject yourself in this match?"
Rusty Axel-"Nope. Infact I'll go up there and shake the winner's hand even if its RCH!"
David Saturn-"Well lets hope you keep your word...you might have to."
Rusty Axel-"My word is my bond. Forget contracts there's nothing more pure and valued than a man's word! I promise I'll shake the winner's hand on old Rusty's life!"
RCH charges into the ring taking the CRASH champion by surprise with a kick to the gut. While Jason wasn't involved in the attack that put RCH out of action he more or less is a SIN member now. More rights have Jason staggering and a club to the head knocks him down. Kicks, stomps and punches to Jason now in the corner as Rusty loudly tries to encourage Jason from the announce table...
Rusty Axel-"Tell that referee to break Jason! Enforce the rules!"
David Saturn-"Maybe tell him to keep his eyes on his opponent..."
Rusty Axel-"Its this crowd yelling vulgarities there's no need for this kind of language. Crowds were rabid back in the day and sometimes violent but you never heard such disgusting language! Gentlemen like Lou Thesz wouldn't have rassled under such conditions!"
David Saturn-"I doubt they would have been cursing at Thesz. He was actually popular and stop pretending he was your buddy!"
Another shot knocks Jason over the top rope onto the apron. RCH sends him all the way to the floor with another stomp. Jason struggling so far with this onslaught and he is rammed into the barrier. RCH drags Jason around ringside close to the announce table. RCH points at Rusty then at his hatchet which is on the timekeepers table. Not a very subtle threat and Rusty visibly gulps...
David Saturn-"I would watch out if I were you!"
Rusty Axel-"If he pulls off the upset I ain't gonna shake his hand if that hatchet is in his hand! I gave my word on all but not if he's holding that thing!"
David Saturn-"It wouldn't be an upset. RCH is a more experienced opponent. You should know about experience though in RCH's case he also knows what it feels like to win something!"
Rusty Axel-"Get back in the ring! Jason's a professional rassler not some brawler!"
RCH slams Jason's head into the announce table and rolls him back into the ring. RCH pulls Jason to his feet but Jason shows his first sign of resilience with a thumb to the eye. Right from Rusty's classy repertoire of pure "rasslin" moves! Jason goes for a whip but RCH reverses it sending Jason into the corner. Jason hits the corner hard and staggers backwards right into a sleeper hold.
David Saturn-"Good ol' fashioned rasslin move wouldn't you say?"
Rusty Axel-"Are you mocking me?"
David Saturn-"No I'm just saying its an old fashioned move."
Rusty Axel-"Yes it is and due to that Jason will easily counter it!"
Jason flails but crumples to the mat as RCH has put this on strong. It would be a surprise to see Jason put away this quick by a sleeper and he does make the ropes. The ref calls the break and a groggy Jason is knocked back down as he gets to his feet. Jason backs away into the corner but that may not be the best idea. Blatant choke by RCH and a headbutt. RCH then chokes Jason with his boot.
David Saturn-"I'm hearing that professional divers have jumped into the river moments after the limo crashed into the water. There's probably plenty of divers around since it is a big river and you have to prepare for this type of thing..."
Rusty Axel-"Most of them are accidental! They should have to do their jobs because of accidents not because of some maniac! That's not fair making them risk their bodies because of one man's stupid actions!"
David Saturn-"I agree but at least they are experienced. They will know how to do it safely...and hopefully be able to get Royal out. I don't like the man and neither does most of the planet but nobody will just leave him to drown."
Rusty Axel-"That psycho Sho would have..."
The ref grabs RCH's leg to stop the choke but retreats as RCH gives him a sinister look. Jason barely seems to know where he is as he staggers forward making no attempt to defend himself. RCH charges off the ropes connecting with a flying elbow smash. Jason pulled back to his feet and RCH takes out his legs from under him. RCH then goes for the HATCHET DEATH LOCK but Jason manages to kick him away.
David Saturn-"I think Sho might realise Royal was likely to be saved but it sends out one hell of a dangerous message!"
Rusty Axel-"It was attempted murder! Grand theft auto and attempted murder what the hell has that got to do with professional rasslin!"
David Saturn-"We see a lot on shows that has very little to do with wrestling these days...RCH going for the submission but Jason avoids! Just!"
That was a strong, resilient kick too enough to knock RCH to the outside. RCH managed to stay on his feet but he is too quick getting back into the ring and Jason knees him in the ribs. RCH is knocked back to the floor and Jason follows giving RCH a taste of the ringside barrier. RCH again tries to get back into the ring but leaves himself open again. Jason kicks him hard in the face.
Rusty Axel-"That's right Jason leave an imprint on that ugly painted face! You might be able to see that on his forehead!"
David Saturn-"A very vicious kick and Jason certainly has become more and more aggressive."
Rusty Axel-"He's a naturally aggressive boy. A lot of athletes have that fire and determination. Jason has conditioning second to none..."
David Saturn-"Good point...for once. Jason certainly showing signs of that good conditioning here..."
Jason back to the outside and he rams RCH's shoulder into the barrier. Jason rams RCH's head into the apron and heads back into the ring. Jason would probably be happy with a countout here. RCH obviously wouldn't be as he isn't that type of competitor and the title can't change hands that way. RCH back up to his feet and Jason grabs him by the head pulling him onto the apron.
Rusty Axel-"I forsee a long, illustrious title reign for Jason."
David Saturn-"At least you have kept to your word and stayed out of this..."
Rusty Axel-"He can hear me a bit from here when I yell out some advice..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about physical involvement..."
A hard elbow knocks RCH down but he is still on the edge of the apron. A kick to the back follows which is enough to send RCH back to the floor again. Jason argues with the ref as he climbs onto the apron and comes off with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Jason rolls RCH back into the ring and begins to blatantly choke him. The ref knows Jason would probably want a DQ.
David Saturn-"I hope they will be able to get Royal out of that limo too. Depends on the doors I guess they can sometimes be difficult to budge..."
Rusty Axel-"Then they will have to pull the damn thing out! Why hasn't Fa Sho been arrested?"
David Saturn-"He's probably nowhere to be seen..."
Jason does break the hold however and he rams RCH into the corner. He then chokes him across the top rope and then applies an abdominal stretch. Jason holds the ropes but the ref does not see the illegal leverage. Not great refereeing but with such quick action stuff like rope checks can slip out of the mind. Jason keeps the hold on as RCH struggles and it looks like Jason believes he can get a submission.
David Saturn-"He isn't likely to get a submission with that..."
Rusty Axel-"Classic rasslin move that is and I have seen people submit to it."
David Saturn-"Probably yourself...I guess others have submitted to it and I've seen it but not with someone like RCH."
Jason probably is deluded enough to think he can get a submission but as RCH looks likely to break the hold Jason throws him to the outside. Jason rams RCH's shoulder into the ringpost and goes back into the ring. RCH looks hurt and Jason approaches but RCH may have been setting a trap as he grabs Jason's legs and pulls him to the outside. Face first into the barrier goes Jason...
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you haven't tried to bring back that top rope rule..."
Rusty Axel-"Maybe I should and that should be a DQ..."
David Saturn-"Both men have used that barrier now."
Rusty Axel-"Barriers should only be used to prevent things from happening...that damn barrier outside didn't do much of a job with poor Anthony."
RCH then picks Jason up and drops him neck first across the barricade. Jason rolled back into the ring and RCH backs him into the corner. Jason whipped to the opposite corner and its clear that RCH is setting up for the hatchet splash! A move all about timing and he hits it! RCH then grabs the legs and applies the HATCHET DEATH LOCK! Jason screams out in pain as suddenly ROBERT CARR stomps RCH across the head!
David Saturn-"Damn it! I forgot about Carr!"
Rusty Axel-"Well RCH keeps threatening Robert what do you expect? He ain't gonna take threats lying down!"
The ref calls for the bell! A victory for RCH but Jason keeps the title by the rules of a DQ!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: RCH3
David Saturn-"Its got nothing to do with threats it was all about saving Jason's ass! I guess you knew all about this then? That's why you kept out isn't it?"
Rusty Axel-"He's still the champ...get some more stuff on Royal!"
David Saturn-"We have to go to commercial but an update on Royal will follow NEXT!"
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LIVE!
FROM BANGOR AUDITORIUM, BANGOR, MAINE
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"Live from Bangor, Maine you're watching CRASH Tv! I'm David Saturn alongside Rusty Axel as we await the fallout from Roberto Maggia's earth shattering revelation last week."
Rusty Axel-"Tonight we will see the CRASH Title on the line when RCH3 takes on the golden boy of the AWR...Jason Skilled!"
David Saturn-"We have a huge match between Hell and AWR World Champion Lance Invictus plus we will see Big Bad B-Man in action against Toxic Maddox!"
Rusty Axel-"Its a shame Neal hasn't been seen all night. I think this is the first time we have had to call a show as a pair Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Yes it is though nothing could be worse than calling a show with Steal! Wait...well it looks like we are going to hear from Silvio Megala right now! We haven't heard from Silvio since last week..."
Rusty Axel-"There Neal is!"
David Saturn-"Can we not have one show without him on the broadcast?"
Rusty Axel-"Quiet Saturn let Old Rusty hear what the great Silvio Megala has to say about young Roberto..."
As the announcers finish their introduction "No Chance In Hell" comes over the speakers and Silvio Megala strides to the ring with Neal Steal. There are more signs of tiredness and strain on Megala's face than we have seen in some time. Megala calls for a mic glaring around at the arena with contempt as he starts to address this sellout crowd...
Silvio Megala-"Last week on CRASH Tv you apparently heard a revelation of which the proportions have been described as earth shattering. Quite appropriate for the cliche "the shot heard around the world" and certainly Maggia has got the publicity he wanted. From the first day we met Maggia has contrived to make the great Silvio Megala's mife a living hell! Infact it started weeks before when he sent anonymous letters and phone calls. When the coward finally had the guts to confront the billion dollar emperor like a man he did do with threats of extortion. A threat that he indeed carried out and the only reason he owns 50% of this company today."
Silvio looks like he's going to be physically ill. Roberto Maggia and Silvio Megala as co owners so far has caused nothing less than open warfare! Steal tells the crowd to shut up as they begin to show their discontent.
Silvio Megala-"The announcement he made last week spread within seconds. Sites like Twitter where most people have nothing better to do than talk about other people's lifes because their own are so sad and boring! Indeed most of you are probably glad of an evenings entertainment after a long day cleaning lavatories or whatever most of you people do for a living! At least the prices are affordable and you can thank yours truly for that because Maggia would have let them skyrocket like the greedy whore that he is! Most of you think Maggia keeps the tickets low that's yet another lie he has told!"
That statement coming from the king of financial greed...
Silvio Megala-"Shareholders have pulled out of Megala Enterprises this past week. Our stocks have dropped and our reputation is taking another battering. We have dealt with this kind of publicity in the past. The federal government and an old wrestler you will remember named Kash orchestrated a campaign. Maggia referenced the accusations last week when he openly made highly slanderous comments referring to the figurehead of class and wealth as nothing less than a criminal. So what does that make Maggia a man who has resorted to blackmail and extortion? The feds did not get the conviction they wanted because it was nothing less than LIES!"
Silvio puts an obvious emphasis on the word lies and Steal nods repeatedly.
Silvio Megala-"Now lets address the latest filth that came out of Maggia's mouth last week. As anyone can see watching at home the people in this arena have a very limited capacity when it comes to cerebral matters! You can see that just by the vacant, confused look in their eyes! So it is important that minds of such limited capacity don't become overloaded! When a computer gets a virus it starts to shutdown and Maggia is the real life equivalent of a computer virus. He has spread such filth that your minds have been corrupted and filled with garbage! So you will forget what you heard last week and eliminate all thoughts of what was said!"
Some heavy boos coming from this crowd. Steal yells at them to show some respect.
Silvio Megala-"An end needs to be brought to the confusion Maggia has caused each and every one of you! People have asked how is it possible that we could be somehow...related. It is not possible because what you heard was a lie!"
More boos and quite a few yells of "liar" can be heard...
Silvio Megala-"The problem is you can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Unfortunately the general public influence advertisers and can damage multi billion dollar corporations! Maggia's lie as expected has caused more damage. Once again instead of putting all our energy into raising or financial profile we have to deal with bad press! Maggia knew people would believe his lie and the more outlandish the better!"
Seems strange that a so called "lie" would force Megala to succumb to blackmail so easily...
Silvio Megala-"Now on the subject of Anthony Royal! This is one of the few men who can come close to matching the great Silvio Megala on a cosmetic, physical and intellectual level. Yet last week you saw Royal make a very stupid mistake! He allowed emotion to get in the way of reacting in a calm. rational manner. The loss of his world championship caused him to lash out and ultimately is the reason for all this bad publicity this past week! Royal knows that lies almost brought Megala Enterprises to the brink in the past! He knows how foolish the press and general public are! He knows that without proof Maggia can spread his poison and people will readily accept lies as fact! That's what jealousy does to people. Its like the mental equivalent of a flesh eating disease...it just eats away until you can't take it anymore!"
Silvio turns to the ramp as Steal begins to look worried...which ass will he choose to kiss?
Silvio Megala-"You KNEW what to expect from this Royal! The only thing you didn't know was what Maggia's outlandish lie would be! So Royal if you wouldn't mind...get your ASS out here! This has to be done Neal..."
David Saturn-"I have the feeling all hell is going to break loose at any moment...and this crowd would love nothing more than to see Royal and Silvio beat the hell out of each other!"
Rusty Axel-"Nobody wants to see that. You can't give away something of that magnitude on free Tv..."
David Saturn-"I don't think either of them give a damn about that! No wonder Steal did not show for commentary...I have no idea who he will choose! Its one hell of a dilemma for Steal!"
Steal looks like he's trying to convince Megala not to call Royal out. Having 2 rich asses to kiss has been good for Steal the last thing he needs is a situation where he might be forced to choose! After a few moments Royal's music plays...
Royal appears on the stage and stares blankly at Silvio and Neal in the ring. He then struts down the ramp with an emotionless expression on his face. He then hops on the apron and into the ring, demanding a mic while Neal appears on the verge of soiling himself due to nervousness.
Royal: Silvio, you are a very wise man and under normal circumstances I would never disagree with anything to come out of your mouth, but something that you just said was flat out wrong.
The crowd is quiet in anticipation, hoping to see two of their least favorite people decimate one another.
Royal: You see, you said that what I did last week was “make a stupid mistake.” But, you see Silvio, what I did last week, it wasn’t a stupid mistake. What happened last week wasn’t a mistake at all, it was a blessing. Don’t you see Silvio, we’re free now. We are free. That worm Maggia has been running around here, ruling like a power hungry dictator, and you sat back and did nothing because of this monumental secret. But last week, when I finally took action, when I drove my fist into his smug bastard face, which felt amazing by the way, I freed us.
Silvio looks on with an angry expression, as it seems Royal is almost mocking him in a way.
Royal: Look Silvio, this secret of Roberto’s, whether it’s true or not, it was going to come out anyways. If you think he was just going to keep this to himself then, I’m sorry to say it, but you’re a damn fool. Here’s the reality. Roberto Maggia had a plan Silvio. He was going to use you, suck every asset out of you, and finally when you were left a quivering, broken, pathetic shell of the man you once were, then he would reveal the secret. That’s the truth Silvio. You know me. You know you want me as an ally in this war, not an enemy. Maggia has tried to manipulate this situation to drive a wedge between us. Now Silvio, I’m willing to believe that Maggia is a pathetic liar and that you are not his father. But if you are his father Silvio, it’s time that you be a father to him, and give that son of a bitch the beating that he deserves.
Rusty Axel-"Well I for one believe Silvio...and I'm glad Anthony and Neal do as well!"
David Saturn-"Royal does not believe this crap. Steal is probably idiotic enough to believe him but Royal isn't that stupid..."
Rusty Axel-"Well Old Rusty certainly ain't stupid Saturn that's why Silvio made me head of talent relations!"
David Saturn-"I think Maggia established a few weeks back why Silvio did that..."
Silvio takes the mic back...
Silvio Megala-"Without question he is a liar and karma will come back to bite Roberto on the ass!"
Royal retakes the mic...
Anthony Royal-"There's a small favor I ask of you now Silvio. You can't take Maggia's actions lying down and what better way to reestablish your power than to change the World Title match at Civil Insurrection. Lance and Sho want to get their hands on each other and they know full well that the easiest way to win the match would be to take out the strongest competitor at all costs! Maggia says its a triple threat match but you and me both know it will be nothing more than a glorified handicap. Fa Sho does not deserve his shot he has fallen to the real AWR World Champion on two separate occasions. They say third time's the charm but people do not want to see this match!"
More boos from the crowd not happy at all that Royal is misrepresenting them...
Anthony Royal-"So make that match a one on one contest between me and Lance. Show that bastard you won't be pushed around!"
David Saturn-"Well some would say Maggia's a bastard...I don't think Silvio and his Mother were ever legally married!"
Rusty Axel-"For goodness sake Saturn open your ears and listen to what the billion dollar emperor has said...."
David Saturn-"I did listen and its a desperate lie even by Silvio's standards...why not just admit the truth? It can hardly be much worse than it is now for him can it?"
Silvio takes the mic back...
Silvio Megala-"Well unfortunately Anthony you remember the 50% contract don't you? At that moment anger brought upon a rare moment of weakness....and the billion dollar emperor overlooked the small print. Unfortunately the contract grants Maggia full say over the booking of World Title Matches!"
Royal spits on the mat in anger then takes the mic back. Royal looks at a loss for words then he suddenly points at Rusty with a desperate look on his face...
Anthony Royal-"What about him? What about Rusty? Let him make it one on one..."
Rusty Axel-(nodding)"Just give me the pen and I'll be more than happy to change it!"
Silvio Megala-"Unfortunately Rusty does not have that power either. Maggia couldn't give a damn about the rest of the card but that is only scant consolation. Maggia wants to control the face of the company...he's drunk with power! There's nothing worse than someone in charge who abuses their power for their own benefit..."
David Saturn-"Well you're the expert Silvio..."
Rusty Axel-"I'll have to read the small print on who can make the firings around here! Just keep your opinion out of this Saturn..."
Royal takes the mic but then just tosses it down. Silvio and Royal begin arguing again as Steal looks worried that things are about to explode. Suddenly the crowd erupt as Fa Sho has appeared on the apron! Sho springs onto the top rope and Steal looks round wondering what the source of the cheering is. Sho comes off delivering the West Coast Pop to Steal! Sho then applies the BLACKOUT leaving Steal helpless and offering no resistance to the hold!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Sho did what everyone wants to do and shuts Steal up!"
Rusty Axel-"That's a disgrace! Nobody went round attacking announcers back in Old Rusty's day!"
Silvio and Royal are still arguing oblivious to what is going on. Royal turns towards the ropes and holds his head in his hands. Silvio turns the other way...and sees Sho! Before Silvio can react Sho scoops him up and for the second time in the last few months delivers SHOTIME to Megala! Royal then turns round and quickly vaults over the top rope as he sees Sho. The crowd boo Royal as he runs up the ramp. Fa Sho picks up the mic...
Fa Sho-We are coming to a time in this company's short life where something needs to happen, change needs to occur. We all know who the real face of this company is. It isn't either of these fools. Both of them got what was coming and Royal will be next.
Fa Sho-Change is happening ladies and gentlemen. It isn't so black and white anymore. It isn't about good against bad. What you all need to understand is that I am doing what is best for me, if you like it then great... I couldn't care if you did or not. I am going to become a champion.
Fa Sho-In order to become champion you have to make yourself stand out. While Royal has faded into the background I am back in the forefront where I belong. Lance is not only champion, but he also made a mistake by harming me. It isn't going to end very pleasantly for him. By the end of the month everyone watching, everyone in the back, Neal Steal, Silvio, Roberto, Anthony, and Lance will see me stand tall like I always end up doing. I am a legend in the wrestling world. I haven't hit my prime yet everyone, it's time for a new beginning for this place, and it starts here... Tonight.
Fa Sho-Ladies and gentlemen, it is Shotime!
David Saturn-"Fa Sho strikes again!"
Rusty Axel-"There ain't no need for actions like that. The man's a psycho! He belongs in a straightjacket not a professional rasslin ring!"
David Saturn-"Well there aren't too many who would dispute that! We will be back very shortly!"
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From Springfield, Massachusetts...BIG...BAD...B-MAN!!!
David Saturn-"You never hear a louder ovation anywhere than when Big Bad B-Man comes to the ring."
Rusty Axel-"It ain't nothing compared to what it was like back in the way. First time I rassled here was back in '82 and boy that crowd was rabid!"
David Saturn-"Well the crowds may be a little quieter than they used to be generally but I'll put B-Man'scrowd reaction up there with anything in the past."
Rusty Axel-"You listen to Old Rusty...i was there and you were not! I'm the only one who can judge nobody comes close to my longevity here!"
David Saturn-"Two undefeated men set to face off in this match and here comes the second...Toxic Maddox!"
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
David Saturn-"What do you make of this guy then...a very strange individual."
Rusty Axel-"Well that's some tremendous analysis Saturn. Its not like people can see this boy is a little bit wacko! Rasslin always had its fair share of freaks there ain't nothing wrong with a Toxic Maddox as a special added attraction..."
David Saturn-"Oh its just convenient that he's facing B-Man who thanks to you has an injured knee which could be exploited. By the way are you accepting that tag match or not?"
Rusty Axel-"I'm waiting on those idiot Harris Brothers. I'll sign off the match when I'm good and ready but yes me and Jason accept the match at the PPV!"
David Saturn-"The Harris Brothers certainly not the quickest when it comes to taking challenges but I don't think they will back down. Tag titles are a big opportunity but if there's anyone who bring credibility to tag belts its the Badd Boyz!"
Rusty Axel-"Look at that drunken bum looking at me while I'm out here commentating on the rasslin! Focus on your match!"
David Saturn-"How can you tell him anything? He had an injured knee and you still lost!"
It isn't easy to win a staredown with Toxic Maddox! Maybe impossible! Maddox has a sick grin on his face and he beckons B-Man towards him. B-Man charges unleashing stiff punches. Bizarrely Maddox makes no effort to resist as B-Man backs him into the ropes. After 6 or 7 punches Maddox is knocked to his knees. Not many could withstand as many punches from B-Man as Maddox did there...
David Saturn-"Why is he letting B-Man do that? B-Man can punch all night he's perhaps got the best right hand in the business."
Rusty Axel-"I'm supposed to offer analysis but don't expect me to understand this clown! Come on go for that knee! B-Man padded it up a foolish move to highlight an existing injury..."
David Saturn-"He had no choice but to pad it up. Being bashed over the knee with a cinder block does that kind of thing. B-Man isn't the type to wear that much padding but he isn't an idiot either."
Rusty Axel-"I wanna see some rasslin not boxing. Takedowns, mat rasslin...my type of rasslin!
David Saturn-"Yeah right..."
Rusty Axel-"If I wanted to see boxing I'll watch some vintage stuff from the 60's and 70's Better than that crap that's on offer today. I was asked to appear in one of those Rocky Movies. They wanted me to play some guy named Thunderlips..."
David Saturn-"You expect anyone to believe that?
Rusty Axel-"I was too focused on my professional rasslin career. Hulk Hogan took the role instead but it was written specially for me! I beat that Hogan by the way they just pretended it never happened and refused to show it on Tv..."
Maybe a sick test by Maddox to see just how much punishment he can take here. If anyone is capable of bringing the pain Maddox wants its probably B-Man! B-Man pulls Maddox up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a DDT! Maddox blocks then surprisingly goes to the outside. Maddox trying mind games here it seems but B-Man can't be easily intimidated...or be intimidated at all.
David Saturn-"Maddox certainly isn't the type to retreat and B-Man might be a little hasty here. That knee will be hurting and he might want to put away an unpredictable opponent early. He's got the tag belts to defend at the end of the month.
Rusty Axel-"Stop making excuses for him. He's gotta suck it up like a man. He ain't half as tough as some of the legends knew back in the day. Drinks a few beers and thinks he's a tough guy..."
David Saturn-"You know firsthand how tough he is. Maddox might be the favourite here...I would never usually say that about B-Man but Maddox seems like the type who could take advantage of an injury. Unlike some people..."
B-Man hasty to follow and Maddox turns nailing B-Man with a clothesline. B-Man is perhaps thinking about his padded knee still injured after the PPV. Maddox connects with an uppercut. Another right hand knocks B-Man's face close to the steps and Maddox takes the opportunity ramming B-Man's head into them. Maddox breaks the 10 count showing some knowledge of the rules...
Rusty Axel-"You should have gone for the countout! You use the rasslin rules to the maximum! There ain't nothing wrong with a good ol' fashioned countout victory!"
David Saturn-"He wants to pin B-Man in the ring and quite possibly cause some serious damage. Maddox taking out frustrations from his youth on B-Man. Once again people using B-Man's beer drinking to insult or in this case blame for previous problems."
Rusty Axel-"Its always been a damn problem at rasslin events. I like a whisky here and there but I'm only a light drinker..."
David Saturn-"Noticed you in the bar earlier. I would have thought you would be calling a talent meeting since Maggia isn't here yet..."
Maddox didn't want to attempt a win by countout. Kick to the ribs and a choke which the ref breaks. B-Man rammed head first into the barrier as the crowd try and rally behind him. B-Man staggers away from Maddox but turns and delivers a kick to the gut as Toxic follows. Another right but Maddox then rams B-Man into the announce table. Rusty stands up and talks some trash to B-Man...
Rusty Axel-"What's the matter boy? You ain't gonna look Old Rusty in the eye you coward!"
David Saturn-"Hey! Maddox throwing B-Man onto our announce table...this ain't looking too good."
Rusty Axel-"Where is he going...come on put him though this table! We ain't gonna need these monitors people coped back in the day without fancy crap like that...."
David Saturn-"I think he intends to put him through the table all right...we better take a step back here!"
Thumb to the eye then Toxic tosses B-Man onto the announce table! Maddox climbs onto the apron and it looks like he's going to attempt a leg drop! A foolish risk early in the match and B-Man moves! Toxic flies off the apron through the announce table! The head of Maddox hits the concrete with a sick thud. The camera fades in and while Maddox isn't moving his eyes are wide and grinning manically.
WINNER BY REFEREE STOPPAGE: BIG BAD B-MAN
David Saturn-"Good God! He might be dead! His head just smacked into the concrete! The ref knows this one is over he didn't hesitate..."
Rusty Axel-"I've seen just about all the ways of winning a professional rasslin match but that's the most reckless way to lose one!"
David Saturn-"You can't do that early in the match and he didn't protect his head on that legdrop. The head came up a little short but this guy don't care! My God is that a grin on his face? What are you doing Rusty?"
The ref calls for the bell to the annoyance of B-Man who obviously wanted Maddox back in the ring. B-Man goes to grab Maddox anyway but Rusty shoves him in the back. B-Man turns round and nails Rusty with a right hand but Maddox springs to his feet! B-Man tuns round and is shocked that Maddox is up so quickly. PURPLE MIST to the face! B-Man clasps his hand over his eyes...
David Saturn-"How in the hell do you get up when your head hits the concrete...that mist! Its that mist again!"
Rusty Axel-"Hopefully that's got a lot of toxins in it..."
David Saturn-"Why would you say a thing like that? B-Man can't see where he's going!"
Rusty Axel-"You would think he was used to it by now since he's usually blind drunk..."
David Saturn-"He's going to go for that spear! Don't do it!"
B-Man staggers backwards into the barricade and Maddox charges...TOXIC LOVE! Both men go crashing through the barricade! Maddox is a certifiable lunatic! He did that with the maximum force possible! Maddox grabs a chair and bashes B-Man over the knee with it as he's down! Another bash as B-Man groans. Not a scream but a louder groan than we normally hear from B-Man...
David Saturn-"He's out of control! This guy needs help!"
Rusty Axel-"That's good use of a metal chair...they ain't just for sitting on!"
David Saturn-"You're the head of talent relations you should be stepping in here!"
Rusty Axel-"I ain't getting any of that mist in my face and besides B-Man had this coming!"
David Saturn-"He's done nothing to Toxic Maddox. This guy was completely reckless in his attempts to win the match and he's the only guy I've seen get up so fast after hitting the concrete that hard!
Maddox continues driving the chair into the knee multiple times! Referees come out and try to physically drag Maddox away. Maddox spins like lightning and manically grins at the officials! Another shot to B-Man's knee follows as he writhes on the ground. More referees come out and manage to form a barrier between Maddox and B-Man. Finally Maddox retreats up the ramp to a chorus of boos...what an absolute lunatic!
David Saturn-"B-Man is hurt...and thankfully Maddox is out of here. Hey what are you doing...oh come on!"
Rusty then walks forward and stomps B-Man hard in the groin! Rusty laughs as Saturn yells at him for kicking a man when he's down. Rusty can be real proud of that cheap shot. Referees help B-Man up the ramp...
David Saturn-"That's pathetic! How can you be proud of that?"
Rusty Axel-"That's a receipt for punching me in the face. Nobody does that to Old Rusty I ain't gonna take that one lying down! A lesser man might but that's sure as hell not me!"
David Saturn-"No real man kicks a man like that when he's down. This is a good time to go to commercial...B-Man needs some help here..."
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As we return from commercial we see Anthony Royal walking backstage. An attendant is carrying his bags and Royal snaps at him to hurry up as he makes his way towards the parking lot.
David Saturn-"Looks like Royal is leaving. We have been told Silvio left and Roberto Maggia will apparently not be here tonight."
Rusty Axel-"I guess that leaves me large and in charge!"
David Saturn-"Erm...right. Anyway tonight Awr CRASH Tv is brought to you by..."
David Saturn-"5 hour energy...the world's no 1 selling energy shot!"
David Saturn-"Are you planning to read that?"
Rusty Axel-"Oh! You mean that thing on this screen?
David Saturn-"and those notes..."
Rusty Axel-"Ok this professional rasslin broadcast is also brought to you by Dead Space 3 for Xbox 360. Out in stores on Frebruary 5th 2013. It is 2013 when its released right?"
David Saturn-(sighing)"Obviously! I think the viewers probably would have realised its being brought out next month."
Rusty Axel-"What is this 360 thing is that one of those Dvd players?"
David Saturn-"No! Its a games console."
Rusty Axel-"Ah right. I thought it was a movie. Production should have added that in the notes they know about my old fashioned ways!"
David Saturn-"There's Royal again...a captivating shot of him approaching his limo there. I believe we established he's leaving the building..."
Royal walks up to his limo but stops as he goes to get into the back seat. The AWR arena attendant places the bags in the boot and closes it. Royal bangs loudly on the limo and the driver gets out the front seat. The driver walks to the back simply to open the door for Royal.
David Saturn-"Did he really need to do that? Its not hard to open a door is it?"
Rusty Axel-"Its all about image Saturn that's why they roll out red carpets at movie premieres."
David Saturn-"Well I don't like those shows. Too much self congratulating prima donnas."
Royal gets in the backseat and the driver closes the door. Suddenly as the driver is making his way back round to the front Fa Sho attacks him with the BLACKOUT from behind choking him out! The driver didn't have a chance to scream. Royal does not get out perhaps he is looking out the other side. Fa Sho gets into the front seat and starts to drive! Royal probably can't see him because of the screen separating the back and front. Plus it is a very long limo...
David Saturn-"My God! Fa Sho just hijacked Royal's limo! Royal does not even know it!"
Rusty Axel-"Somebody get me Royal's mobile number..."
David Saturn-"You know how to use a mobile?"
Rusty Axel-"Yes!"
David Saturn-"Those doors may be computerized. Royal must be asleep or can't see Sho because he does not appear to be making any effort to get out!"
The limo moves forward and an unknown camera conveniently follows. The limo drives through the parking lot and onto the main road. The cameras still follow...limos are fairly slow. The road isn't too busy and there's still no sign that Royal has noticed anything...
David Saturn-"That's Buck Street. Sho is driving down that road."
Rusty Axel-"Yes towards the end of that street they will have to turn because there's a river down there. The Penobscot River."
David Saturn-"Where on earth is Sho taking him? I doubt its back to the hotel for room service."
The limo gets to the end of the current stretch of road then stops. It stops at a light then Sho opens the door and gets out. Sho opened the door very lightly and the engine is still running. Royal probably they are at a light. Sho jams something in the accelerator as the cameras show one crossing ahead and some barriers...
David Saturn-"Is he going to send Royal crashing into those barriers?"
Rusty Axel-"There's a small stretch of land beyond those barriers and then...oh wait a minute..."
David Saturn-"You don't think...its moving!"
The limo moves forward as Sho grins. The limo is going at full speed and crashes into the barriers! That does not slow down its momentum and the limo is coming right up...THE RIVER!!!
David Saturn-"OH MY GOD!"
Rusty Axel-"Somebody stop that damn vehicle!"
The limo goes speeding right down an embankment into the water! The camera moves forward showing the limo submerged and quite possibly already sinking!
Rusty Axel-"The guy's a godamn lunatic! I've never seen something so insane in my life! I've seen a lot in my time but that's shocking! Somebody help Royal..."
David Saturn-"Royal could be in deep trouble..."
Rusty Axel-"That's not funny! Fa Sho has crossed the line!"
David Saturn-"I didn't mean it that way and you're right. I think Fa Sho has gone too far..."
Rusty Axel-"What has this got to do with professional rasslin. Get me Royal's phone number now!"
David Saturn-"He's underwater for crying out loud!"
Rusty Axel-"Oh...yes.........................hey that's Jason's music...I'm glad to see Jason and all but still..."
David Saturn-"We will try and get another shot of what's going on out there as this match progresses...this crowd are shocked."
Rusty Axel-"Many of them are cheering what has happened to good ol' fashioned values?"
VS
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...SKILLED!!!
Rusty Axel-"I just hope Jason puts this idiot away quick so we can see what is happening out there!"
David Saturn-"I doubt RCH will be too accommodating. Then again he might try and put Jason away quick. He's certainly no Royal fan and RCH might enjoy what just happened!"
Rusty Axel-"He's a very twisted individual."
David Saturn-"I don't disagree with that really a guy who waves a hatchet around could never be called completely sane..."
Rusty Axel-"Unless they lumberjack for a living."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
David Saturn-"Are you going to stay out of this match?"
Rusty Axel-"No I'm going to keep commentating why should I stop now? There's not much I can do to help Royal I'm a professional rassler not a damn diver!"
David Saturn-"You know full well what I meant! Are you going to physically interject yourself in this match?"
Rusty Axel-"Nope. Infact I'll go up there and shake the winner's hand even if its RCH!"
David Saturn-"Well lets hope you keep your word...you might have to."
Rusty Axel-"My word is my bond. Forget contracts there's nothing more pure and valued than a man's word! I promise I'll shake the winner's hand on old Rusty's life!"
RCH charges into the ring taking the CRASH champion by surprise with a kick to the gut. While Jason wasn't involved in the attack that put RCH out of action he more or less is a SIN member now. More rights have Jason staggering and a club to the head knocks him down. Kicks, stomps and punches to Jason now in the corner as Rusty loudly tries to encourage Jason from the announce table...
Rusty Axel-"Tell that referee to break Jason! Enforce the rules!"
David Saturn-"Maybe tell him to keep his eyes on his opponent..."
Rusty Axel-"Its this crowd yelling vulgarities there's no need for this kind of language. Crowds were rabid back in the day and sometimes violent but you never heard such disgusting language! Gentlemen like Lou Thesz wouldn't have rassled under such conditions!"
David Saturn-"I doubt they would have been cursing at Thesz. He was actually popular and stop pretending he was your buddy!"
Another shot knocks Jason over the top rope onto the apron. RCH sends him all the way to the floor with another stomp. Jason struggling so far with this onslaught and he is rammed into the barrier. RCH drags Jason around ringside close to the announce table. RCH points at Rusty then at his hatchet which is on the timekeepers table. Not a very subtle threat and Rusty visibly gulps...
David Saturn-"I would watch out if I were you!"
Rusty Axel-"If he pulls off the upset I ain't gonna shake his hand if that hatchet is in his hand! I gave my word on all but not if he's holding that thing!"
David Saturn-"It wouldn't be an upset. RCH is a more experienced opponent. You should know about experience though in RCH's case he also knows what it feels like to win something!"
Rusty Axel-"Get back in the ring! Jason's a professional rassler not some brawler!"
RCH slams Jason's head into the announce table and rolls him back into the ring. RCH pulls Jason to his feet but Jason shows his first sign of resilience with a thumb to the eye. Right from Rusty's classy repertoire of pure "rasslin" moves! Jason goes for a whip but RCH reverses it sending Jason into the corner. Jason hits the corner hard and staggers backwards right into a sleeper hold.
David Saturn-"Good ol' fashioned rasslin move wouldn't you say?"
Rusty Axel-"Are you mocking me?"
David Saturn-"No I'm just saying its an old fashioned move."
Rusty Axel-"Yes it is and due to that Jason will easily counter it!"
Jason flails but crumples to the mat as RCH has put this on strong. It would be a surprise to see Jason put away this quick by a sleeper and he does make the ropes. The ref calls the break and a groggy Jason is knocked back down as he gets to his feet. Jason backs away into the corner but that may not be the best idea. Blatant choke by RCH and a headbutt. RCH then chokes Jason with his boot.
David Saturn-"I'm hearing that professional divers have jumped into the river moments after the limo crashed into the water. There's probably plenty of divers around since it is a big river and you have to prepare for this type of thing..."
Rusty Axel-"Most of them are accidental! They should have to do their jobs because of accidents not because of some maniac! That's not fair making them risk their bodies because of one man's stupid actions!"
David Saturn-"I agree but at least they are experienced. They will know how to do it safely...and hopefully be able to get Royal out. I don't like the man and neither does most of the planet but nobody will just leave him to drown."
Rusty Axel-"That psycho Sho would have..."
The ref grabs RCH's leg to stop the choke but retreats as RCH gives him a sinister look. Jason barely seems to know where he is as he staggers forward making no attempt to defend himself. RCH charges off the ropes connecting with a flying elbow smash. Jason pulled back to his feet and RCH takes out his legs from under him. RCH then goes for the HATCHET DEATH LOCK but Jason manages to kick him away.
David Saturn-"I think Sho might realise Royal was likely to be saved but it sends out one hell of a dangerous message!"
Rusty Axel-"It was attempted murder! Grand theft auto and attempted murder what the hell has that got to do with professional rasslin!"
David Saturn-"We see a lot on shows that has very little to do with wrestling these days...RCH going for the submission but Jason avoids! Just!"
That was a strong, resilient kick too enough to knock RCH to the outside. RCH managed to stay on his feet but he is too quick getting back into the ring and Jason knees him in the ribs. RCH is knocked back to the floor and Jason follows giving RCH a taste of the ringside barrier. RCH again tries to get back into the ring but leaves himself open again. Jason kicks him hard in the face.
Rusty Axel-"That's right Jason leave an imprint on that ugly painted face! You might be able to see that on his forehead!"
David Saturn-"A very vicious kick and Jason certainly has become more and more aggressive."
Rusty Axel-"He's a naturally aggressive boy. A lot of athletes have that fire and determination. Jason has conditioning second to none..."
David Saturn-"Good point...for once. Jason certainly showing signs of that good conditioning here..."
Jason back to the outside and he rams RCH's shoulder into the barrier. Jason rams RCH's head into the apron and heads back into the ring. Jason would probably be happy with a countout here. RCH obviously wouldn't be as he isn't that type of competitor and the title can't change hands that way. RCH back up to his feet and Jason grabs him by the head pulling him onto the apron.
Rusty Axel-"I forsee a long, illustrious title reign for Jason."
David Saturn-"At least you have kept to your word and stayed out of this..."
Rusty Axel-"He can hear me a bit from here when I yell out some advice..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about physical involvement..."
A hard elbow knocks RCH down but he is still on the edge of the apron. A kick to the back follows which is enough to send RCH back to the floor again. Jason argues with the ref as he climbs onto the apron and comes off with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Jason rolls RCH back into the ring and begins to blatantly choke him. The ref knows Jason would probably want a DQ.
David Saturn-"I hope they will be able to get Royal out of that limo too. Depends on the doors I guess they can sometimes be difficult to budge..."
Rusty Axel-"Then they will have to pull the damn thing out! Why hasn't Fa Sho been arrested?"
David Saturn-"He's probably nowhere to be seen..."
Jason does break the hold however and he rams RCH into the corner. He then chokes him across the top rope and then applies an abdominal stretch. Jason holds the ropes but the ref does not see the illegal leverage. Not great refereeing but with such quick action stuff like rope checks can slip out of the mind. Jason keeps the hold on as RCH struggles and it looks like Jason believes he can get a submission.
David Saturn-"He isn't likely to get a submission with that..."
Rusty Axel-"Classic rasslin move that is and I have seen people submit to it."
David Saturn-"Probably yourself...I guess others have submitted to it and I've seen it but not with someone like RCH."
Jason probably is deluded enough to think he can get a submission but as RCH looks likely to break the hold Jason throws him to the outside. Jason rams RCH's shoulder into the ringpost and goes back into the ring. RCH looks hurt and Jason approaches but RCH may have been setting a trap as he grabs Jason's legs and pulls him to the outside. Face first into the barrier goes Jason...
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you haven't tried to bring back that top rope rule..."
Rusty Axel-"Maybe I should and that should be a DQ..."
David Saturn-"Both men have used that barrier now."
Rusty Axel-"Barriers should only be used to prevent things from happening...that damn barrier outside didn't do much of a job with poor Anthony."
RCH then picks Jason up and drops him neck first across the barricade. Jason rolled back into the ring and RCH backs him into the corner. Jason whipped to the opposite corner and its clear that RCH is setting up for the hatchet splash! A move all about timing and he hits it! RCH then grabs the legs and applies the HATCHET DEATH LOCK! Jason screams out in pain as suddenly ROBERT CARR stomps RCH across the head!
David Saturn-"Damn it! I forgot about Carr!"
Rusty Axel-"Well RCH keeps threatening Robert what do you expect? He ain't gonna take threats lying down!"
The ref calls for the bell! A victory for RCH but Jason keeps the title by the rules of a DQ!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: RCH3
David Saturn-"Its got nothing to do with threats it was all about saving Jason's ass! I guess you knew all about this then? That's why you kept out isn't it?"
Rusty Axel-"He's still the champ...get some more stuff on Royal!"
David Saturn-"We have to go to commercial but an update on Royal will follow NEXT!"
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