Post by Silvio Megala on Sept 6, 2011 17:49:25 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #4
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT...
We see Flammenkrieg in the locker room lacing up his boots he looks up as a couple of men approach him...
Arena Officials-"Can we have a quick word if you don't mind..."
Flammenkrieg-"Sure. What’s up?"
Officials-"Well we had an anonymous complaint about the pyro device you're using..."
Wilhelm looks quizzically at the officials...
Flammenkrieg-"What’s wrong with the AK-47? It seemed to get a good response from the crowd."
Officials-"Well it’s just a routine safety check. It’s probably some fan and the last thing we need is them filing suit against us. Even if it’s just for routine checks like this..."
Wilhelm sighs...
Flammenkrieg-"Alright. Let it not be said that I am one to stop anyone from doing their job."
Officials-"You do have a license for that device I assume?"
Flammenkrieg-"No."
Officials-"What? You do know the authorities impose a heavy fine for using that kind of device without a license? Especially in a public building..."
Wilhelm jumps out of his chair, a little unnerved. The officials look a little bit worried.
Flammenkrieg-"It’s a damn prop! Why should I have a license for something that poses minimal risk?"
Officials-"We would advise you go straight to the station after the show is over. AWR have booked TV in this building for a few more weeks...we can't let you use it without a license."
Wilhelm stares angrily at the two officials...
Flammenkrieg-...
Officials-"Just doing our job...get the license and you can use it here again..."
Wilhelm looks fairly pissed (presumably about the money) but looks up as David Saturn approaches him...
Flammenkrieg-"Who the hell are you?
David Saturn-"Well I'm David Saturn the play by play commentator for the AWR..."
Flammenkrieg-"What do you want?"
David Saturn-"Well actually I can help you out. Did you watch a recording of your match with commentary after last weeks show..."
Wilhelm shakes his head...
David Saturn-"Well lets just say I know who might have made that anonymous phone call..."
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David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to..."
Suddenly, Saturn is cut off when the lights in the arena disappear. Total darkness fills the arena for an uncomfortably long period of time. During this time, the arena seems almost devoid of all life. Suddenly, the Tron explodes to life with a snowy static. The previously silent arena is filled with white noise. This continues momentarily, and just as sudden as it started, it stops. Once again, silence. The lights return and a message flashes across the tron. Five simple words, “Do You Know the Plan?” The words come and go in a flash, and just like that, the arena returns to normal. The crowd doesn’t know what to make of what they saw as Saturn and Steal scramble to get the show back on track.
Neal Steal-"What in the world was that nonsense?"
David Saturn:"I have no idea Steal, but we apologize for what seems to be technical difficulties we just suffered. We will try to find the root of the issue, but for now let’s just move on with the show."
BRET HARRIS & RATTLESNAKE VS RUSTY AXEL & RED RANDAL
All 4 men are already at ringside as the bell rings.
Neal Steal-"Well our first tag team match here in AWR...they look well matched..."
David Saturn-"For once I agree with you Steal. We need to see how Rusty and Randal function as a team they have been discussing tagging together. No doubt Harris and Snake can function as a unit they are brothers after all..."
All 4 men face each other and begin brawling. Harris throws Randal to the outside as Rusty pounds on Rattlesnake. Backbreaker by Rattlesnake who then stomps on Rusty and begins cursing at him. Meanwhile Harris and Randal ram each other face first into the barricade. Rattlesnake charges at Rusty as he gets up but Rusty hits him with a spine buster.
David Saturn-"How come you never have a go at Rattlesnake for cursing Steal? Normally you're the first to complain about that kind of thing..."
Neal Steal-"Well with Rattlesnake at least its obvious he's going to use foul language. He has tourette syndrome I heard..."
David Saturn-He does not! Its just your usual double standards Steal!"
The referees have restored order outside the ring and Randal and Harris have taken up their positions on the apron. Rusty tags in Randal who whips Rattlesnake off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder charge.
Randal tries to follow up with an elbow drop but misses and Rattlesnake manages to tag Harris in. Harris charges at Randal but Rusty sticks out his foot tripping Harris. Randal grabs Harris and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Kicks to the ribs by Randal and then he places Harris across the top rope.
David Saturn-"Harris shouldn't have rushed when he entered the ring...he's the only one who really has any technical skills..."
Neal Steal-"As an unbiased announcer I don't care who wins this match!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You have never been unbiased in most matches! Only reason you don't care is because you like all 4 of these men..."
Harris however blocks the superplex attempt and shoves Randal down to the mat. Randal goes back to the corner but Harris pounds on his back and then hits him with a swinging DDT! Harris pulls Randal to his feet and pummels him. Harris whips Randal off the ropes, Red reverses but misses a big boot as Harris rebounds. Harris rebounds again off the opposite side and goes for a flying cross body.
David Saturn-Harris gets caught again dashing forwards!"
Neal Steal-"I have no issue with Harris but its about time he apologised to Robert Carr..."
David Saturn-"You moan about Carr's supposed innocence almost as much as he does! Harris still thinks Carr assaulted him and you can't blame him! Carr's a nutjob did you see him talking to himself this past week?"
Randal catches Harris and hits a fall away slam! Randal then tags in Rusty who begins stomping and aggressively pounding on Harris. Then Rusty lifts Harris up allowing Randal to come in and deliver a neck breaker.
David Saturn-"Good double team move by Randal and Rusty indicating they could work well as a team on a regular basis. Rusty might do better in a team he's hardly impressed in singles competition..."
Neal Steal-"Thats not a very nice thing to say..."
David Saturn-"Oh and you have nothing but kind words for everyone right? I'm just telling the truth something you're opposed to!"
Rusty goes for the cover but Rattlesnake breaks it up. Rattlesnake curses again and kicks Rusty who clotheslines Snake and tags in Randal. Clothesline by Randal on Harris and Red looks over at Rattlesnake and the 2 men exchange trash talk with each other. Randal then looks to be going for a gutwrench suplex but Rattlesnake enters the ring again and kicks Randal in the head.
Neal Steal-"Randal did enter the ring while Rusty was the legal man."
David Saturn-"Rollup by Harris! That was very close to a victory! Rattlesnake causing a major distraction..."
Randal punches Rattlesnake as he heads back to the apron. Harris comes up from behind with a rollup! 1,2...and a kickout by Randal who kicks out with force. Randal leaps back to his feet and takes Harris into the corner and tags in Axel.
Neal Steal-"Right now you would think Rusty and Randal are brothers...they have been working better as a team. Harris has had to rely on Rattlesnake's quick distractions..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake cursing again...met very few people who swear as much as he does...and this is NOT a family show Steal before you start that crap again!"
Neal Steal-"I told you Rattlesnake has tourettes are you deaf?"
Chinlock applied by Rusty as Rattlesnake continues to curse. Bodyslam by Rusty who curses back at Rattlesnake. He loses focus for a moment and Randal tries to refocus Axel on the match pointing towards Harris. Knee drop on Harris by Rusty and a kick to the head. Axel hits another knee to the head, whips Harris off the ropes but Harris hits Axel with a DDT!
David Saturn-"Great move! Now Harris gets the tag he needs!"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake is not a slow burner he's constantly aggressive!"
Harris then tags in Rattlesnake who charges at Randal knocking him off the apron. He then focuses on Rusty continuing to curse at him nonstop. Clothesline by Rattlesnake on Rusty but Rattlesnake turns round right into a clothesline by Randal retaliating for being knocked off the apron! Cover made by Rusty, Randal intercepts Harris but Rattlesnake kicks out after 2. Randal then throws Harris to the outside and then both Randal and Rusty take out Rattlesnake with a double power bomb! Rusty makes the cover…1,2...3!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL AND RED RANDAL
David Saturn-"First victory for Rusty Axel here in AWR though the question is would he have fared so well in singles competition?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! The man just won let him enjoy his victory instead of criticising his previous appearances...still that ref should have done better kept losing control..."
David Saturn-"I was just making a valid statement...Randal is trying to bring a chair into the ring what is it with him and chairs? Referees making sure there is no post match brawl here...we will be right back in a moment...
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David Saturn-"Well here comes Flammenkrieg!"
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
‘Deine Schuld’ blasts out of the speakers to a large chorus of cheering, ‘Flammenkrieg’ and ‘Human Panzer’ chants. Wilhelm walks out without his trademark prop AK47 flame thrower, to the disappointment of some fans. He stalks his way down to the ring, determined, and quite angry.
Neal Steal–"Ah, now that’s better. A much safer entrance than last time..."
David Saturn–"Flammenkrieg does not look too happy right now."
Neal Steal–"Hey, I’m sure he’ll thank that fan who reported his dangerous entrance when the arena isn’t burnt to the ground."
David Saturn–"You keep thinking that Neal..."
Wilhelm slides into the ring, and snaps off a salute to the fans in attendance. He grabs a mic off of the announcer and waits for his music to die down.
Flammenkrieg–So, it was brought to my attention that some spineless fuck decided to report my AK-47 as being a dangerous weapon.
The fans boo...
Flammenkrieg-"Ich bin hier, um diesen Bastarddieden Report-Dateient schieden zu konfrontieren! I am here to confront that bastard who filed the report!Get the hell into this Ring Neal!"
Neal Steal–"The guy is crazy!"
David Saturn–Do you want him coming down here?
Neal Steal–"No..."
David Saturn–Then I’d get in the ring if I were you...
Neal slowly gets up, and enters the ring. Slightly trembling at the sight of the giant Wilhelm ‘Flammenkrieg’ Kaast, who simply looks down on Steal, and sneers.
Flammenkrieg–"Why did you do it?"
Steal lifts a mic previously taken from a stage hand.
Neal Steal–"D.....Do what?"
Flammenkrieg–"Why did you file that report?"
Neal Steal–"I....I didn’t file any report...."
Wilhelm quickly slaps him disrespectfully.
Flammenkrieg–"Don’t fucking lie! Why did you do it?"
Neal Steal–"I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything!"
Wilhelm looks out to the fans, who start chanting ‘KNOCK HIM OUT!’ over and over again. He complies, and lays a stiff right hand into the jaw of Steal, sending him flying to the other end of the ring, provoking a large cheer to erupt from the fans. Steal starts to pull himself up in the corner; Wilhelm follows him as Steal starts begging for mercy. Wilhelm doesn’t comply, and starts unloading with a barrage of lefts and rights...
David Saturn–"Jesus! Steal is getting his ass handed to him! Somebody should get in there. Flammenkrieg may tire out soon."
Wilhelm grabs Steal by the collar of his shirt, and lifts him off the ground with one hand, showing off his strength, and balling his empty hand into a fist, preparing to strike Steal again. Steal continues to plead with Wilhelm, to no avail, as another strike lands. Flammenkrieg then grabs Steal, lifts him up and delivers a brutal BRAINBUSTER!!!
David Saturn-"Brainbuster by Flammenkrieg! Don't know how much damage that will do though Steal does not have a brain...anyway we will be right back as Flammenkrieg takes on Robert Carr!"
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As we return from break we see footage of Steal being stretchered out of the arena...
David Saturn-"I'm surprised its taken 4 weeks for someone to do that to Steal! I've been joined by AWR superstar Jason Howard and secondary announcer Al Walters at ringside..."
Al Walters-"What do you mean secondary? Are you implying I'm not equally talented as an announcer...just kidding!"
David Saturn-"You're a massive improvement on Steal that's for sure! Well I reckon you're going to see a great match...here comes Robert Carr..."
Al Walters-"I feel a bit like a vulture really...my job description is basically sitting around waiting just incase you or Neal Steal are attacked!"
David Saturn-"Well I'll see a lot of you I bet considering Steal's tendency to get his ass kicked!"
Jason Howard-"Here comes the blue chipper Robert Carr..."
MAIN EVENT
SINGLES MATCH
FLAMMENKRIEG VS ROBERT CARR
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Al Walters-"I see Carr has not changed his general attitude..."
David Saturn-"Carr can wrestle a variety of different styles. He will need everything he has to take on this powerhouse Flammenkrieg!"
Al Walters-"How often do you see people like Flammenkrieg and Hell in the same place? We even had the massive Crowley until Hell gave him that brutal suplex!"
David Saturn-"Not sure what Carr is smiling about...still at least we have had a full minute without seeing him complain..."
Carr approaches Flammenkrieg in the centre of the ring. Flammenkrieg has a major size advantage over Carr being at least 9 inches taller and weighing approx 50 pounds more. Carr stares upwards at Flammenkrieg then rather arrogantly smirks and pokes Flammenkrieg in the chest. Flammenkrieg responds with a right hand and follows up with several more blows.
David Saturn-"The referee breaking this up...Carr blaming the referee last week for his countout loss..."
Jason Howard-"He needs to stop worrying about the ref and get on with the match or its gonna cost him..."
Al Walters-"Its the same referee this week...still I expect Carr would moan had they picked his mother as the ref!"
Carr whips Flammenkrieg off the ropes. Dropkick by Carr which has absolutely no effect. Carr charges forward but Flammenkried delivers a suplex sending Carr crashing into the mat. As Rob tries to get to his feet Carr quickly takes him down and delivers a flurry of aggressive punches. Carr rolls to the outside trying to regroup but Flammenkrieg follows and rams his head into the announce table.
Jason Howard-Even our own announce table isn't safe..."
David Saturn-"At least its the last match! Looks like my monitor has been taken out!"
Al Walters-"There are a lot of perks to this job but not when they are up this close and personal!"
David Saturn-"It certainly is a little worrying anytime you see wrestlers get close to the announce position..."
Flammenkrieg punches Carr but Carr responds with a couple of punches of his own. Carr quickly returns to the ring (perhaps paranoid about being counted out again like last week) as Flammenkrieg follows perhaps with too much haste rather than caution. Flammenkrieg charges but the faster Carr quickly delivers a low dropkick to the knees.
David Saturn-"Carr is doing well targeting the knees...what would you do Jason?"
Jason Howard-"Well saturn I would try to draw the match out the longer it goes the more it goes into robs favor..."
Al Walters-"Simple strategy but proving very effective..."
David Saturn-"Nice to have people who actually calls the action in the ring with me! Though I guess Hell did a bit when Steal wasn't pissing him off!"
Flammenkrieg is taken off his feet and as he tries to get up Carr hits him with several swift punches. Carr then nails him with a stiff kick to the ribs.
Jason Howard-"I hope rob smashed that mans ribs."
David Saturn-"I don't care how big you are that has to knock the wind right out of ya!"
Al Walters-"In some ways a broken rib is worse for a big guy but Flammenkrieg looks very well conditioned..."
David Saturn-"I've had broken ribs before not a very pleasant experience..."
Jason Howard"He took his eye off of his oponent and its gonna cost him..."
Carr with another shot to the ribs and as Flammenkrieg gets up Carr rams his head into the turnbuckle. Carr with follow up punches but the ref breaks it up. Carr is distracted for a moment by the ref’s interjection and is pummelled by Flammenkrieg in the corner. Flammenkrieg whips Carr to the opposite turnbuckle. As Flammenkrieg charges Carr meets him with a dropkick staggering Flammenkrieg briefly.
David Saturn-"Flammenkrieg completely dominant in his victory last week but he isn't getting an easy ride here..."
Al Walters-"Carr certainly can't moan that he isn't getting worthy competition...this isn't an opponent who is gonna try and kiss him!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha Carr still has nightmares about Naughty Ned...WOW! Awesome suplex by Flammenkrieg!"
Jason Howard-"Rob could have a serious concussion or even a broken neck..."
Carr charges forward but Flammenkrieg responds by delivering another brutal suplex! Carr’s head bounces off the mat but he has time to recover as Flammenkrieg seems to be experiencing some discomfort in the knee Carr targeted earlier.
David Saturn-"That's another bad place to get an injury..."
Al Walters-"There's no good place to get one! Especially if you're John Wayne Bobbitt!"
David Saturn-"Carr has a temper but you shouldn't charge at Flammenkrieg like that!"
Al Walters-"He's frustrated but surely he didn't expect Flammenkrieg to be a pushover?"
David Saturn-"Losing focus at pivotal moments has always been Carr's problem. Not the promoters, referees or anyone else screwing him..."
Jaon Howard-"Right you shouldnt jump into a match like that hes gonna lose his energy real quick..."
Carr slowly gets to his feet and charges at Flammenkrieg again but while Carr may have the speed advantage Flammenkrieg isn’t slow for a man of his size. Carr runs straight into a hiptoss which Flammenkrieg delivered with remarkable strength. Carr back to his feet but Flammenkrieg decks him with a clothesline. To his credit Carr gets straight back up again.
Jason Howard-"Rob not giving up he's determined thats what you need to win a match."
Al Walters-"I can't believe he got up from that! He still seems to know where he is too..."
David Saturn-"Certainly a very resilient performance here by Robert Carr...another kick to the ribs..."
Flammenkrieg goes for a second clothesline but Carr ducks and kicks Flammenkrieg in the ribs again. Carr then foolishly tries to suplex Flammenkrieg but ends up being nailed with a suplex! 1, 2 and Carr just about gets his shoulder up. Considering Carr had his arms pinned to the mat by the bridge like pin that took some doing.
David Saturn-"I really can not believe that Carr had the strength to do what he just did! When he isn't crying this man is a competitor and he will give every last gasp of energy he has in his reserves."
Jason Howard-"That bastard is tough I'll give him that."
Al Walters-"That was the closest you can probably get to being pinned without being pinned!"
David Saturn-"Well he might be able to kick out like that once but he won't be able to do it again. Not against Flammenkrieg!"
Carr to his feet and whips Flammenkrieg into the corner. Carr with a flying clothesline which staggers Flammenkrieg and follows it up with a bulldog! Carr goes for a elbow drop but misses! Flammenkrieg then applies a bearhug to Carr!
Jason Howard-"I think Rob is about to tap right now!If he doesn't he may pass out due to lack of air."
David Saturn-"Oh my he's just caught Carr in a bearhug! Carr is flailing helplessly...oh he just about wrapped his foot round the bottom rope!"
Al Walters-"I think Carr might be the one with damaged ribs after this!"
David Saturn-"He knows his way around the ring but if not for that bottom rope Flammenkrieg would be declared the winner right now."
Flammenkrieg goes back to apply the bearhug again but Carr fights off with a series of elbows to the head. Flammenkrieg reels falling backwards with his arms draped across the ropes. Carr seizes his opportunity and leaps off the ropes hitting Flammenkrieg with another bulldog! As Flammenkrieg gets back up Carr takes him down with a rollup! Carr has his feet on the ropes...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Jason Howard-"What an upset! He managed to beat Flammenkrieg!"
Al Walters-"Well that has to be one of the biggest wins of Carr's career..."
David Saturn-"This is a HUGE win for Robert Carr but what a hypocrite! Flammenkrieg just got screwed!"
Al Walters-"We can see Flammenkrieg has a temper that ref better watch out!"
Moments after the match ends both Flammenkrieg and Carr reach their feet. They come face to face and look as if they are about to come to blows. The ref attempts to keep them apart when suddenly the lights go out. Like earlier in the evening, white noise fills the arena. This continues for roughly two minutes before the lights return and the static stops. When the lights come back on Flammenkrieg, Carr, and the ref are all laid out. In the middle of the ring, the words “Do You Know the Plan” are spray painted in black letters.
David Saturn-"There is that question again. What does this mean? What’s the plan and who’s behind this?"
Jason Howard-"I really don't know what the hell is going on!"
Al Walters-"Well at least whoever it was left us alone! Must have been armed with a weapon Carr and Flammenkrieg are out cold!"
David Saturn-"Well ladies and gentlemen, as we search for answers, we thank you for joining us here tonight, and we will see you next week!"
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT...
We see Flammenkrieg in the locker room lacing up his boots he looks up as a couple of men approach him...
Arena Officials-"Can we have a quick word if you don't mind..."
Flammenkrieg-"Sure. What’s up?"
Officials-"Well we had an anonymous complaint about the pyro device you're using..."
Wilhelm looks quizzically at the officials...
Flammenkrieg-"What’s wrong with the AK-47? It seemed to get a good response from the crowd."
Officials-"Well it’s just a routine safety check. It’s probably some fan and the last thing we need is them filing suit against us. Even if it’s just for routine checks like this..."
Wilhelm sighs...
Flammenkrieg-"Alright. Let it not be said that I am one to stop anyone from doing their job."
Officials-"You do have a license for that device I assume?"
Flammenkrieg-"No."
Officials-"What? You do know the authorities impose a heavy fine for using that kind of device without a license? Especially in a public building..."
Wilhelm jumps out of his chair, a little unnerved. The officials look a little bit worried.
Flammenkrieg-"It’s a damn prop! Why should I have a license for something that poses minimal risk?"
Officials-"We would advise you go straight to the station after the show is over. AWR have booked TV in this building for a few more weeks...we can't let you use it without a license."
Wilhelm stares angrily at the two officials...
Flammenkrieg-...
Officials-"Just doing our job...get the license and you can use it here again..."
Wilhelm looks fairly pissed (presumably about the money) but looks up as David Saturn approaches him...
Flammenkrieg-"Who the hell are you?
David Saturn-"Well I'm David Saturn the play by play commentator for the AWR..."
Flammenkrieg-"What do you want?"
David Saturn-"Well actually I can help you out. Did you watch a recording of your match with commentary after last weeks show..."
Wilhelm shakes his head...
David Saturn-"Well lets just say I know who might have made that anonymous phone call..."
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David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to..."
Suddenly, Saturn is cut off when the lights in the arena disappear. Total darkness fills the arena for an uncomfortably long period of time. During this time, the arena seems almost devoid of all life. Suddenly, the Tron explodes to life with a snowy static. The previously silent arena is filled with white noise. This continues momentarily, and just as sudden as it started, it stops. Once again, silence. The lights return and a message flashes across the tron. Five simple words, “Do You Know the Plan?” The words come and go in a flash, and just like that, the arena returns to normal. The crowd doesn’t know what to make of what they saw as Saturn and Steal scramble to get the show back on track.
Neal Steal-"What in the world was that nonsense?"
David Saturn:"I have no idea Steal, but we apologize for what seems to be technical difficulties we just suffered. We will try to find the root of the issue, but for now let’s just move on with the show."
BRET HARRIS & RATTLESNAKE VS RUSTY AXEL & RED RANDAL
All 4 men are already at ringside as the bell rings.
Neal Steal-"Well our first tag team match here in AWR...they look well matched..."
David Saturn-"For once I agree with you Steal. We need to see how Rusty and Randal function as a team they have been discussing tagging together. No doubt Harris and Snake can function as a unit they are brothers after all..."
All 4 men face each other and begin brawling. Harris throws Randal to the outside as Rusty pounds on Rattlesnake. Backbreaker by Rattlesnake who then stomps on Rusty and begins cursing at him. Meanwhile Harris and Randal ram each other face first into the barricade. Rattlesnake charges at Rusty as he gets up but Rusty hits him with a spine buster.
David Saturn-"How come you never have a go at Rattlesnake for cursing Steal? Normally you're the first to complain about that kind of thing..."
Neal Steal-"Well with Rattlesnake at least its obvious he's going to use foul language. He has tourette syndrome I heard..."
David Saturn-He does not! Its just your usual double standards Steal!"
The referees have restored order outside the ring and Randal and Harris have taken up their positions on the apron. Rusty tags in Randal who whips Rattlesnake off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder charge.
Randal tries to follow up with an elbow drop but misses and Rattlesnake manages to tag Harris in. Harris charges at Randal but Rusty sticks out his foot tripping Harris. Randal grabs Harris and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Kicks to the ribs by Randal and then he places Harris across the top rope.
David Saturn-"Harris shouldn't have rushed when he entered the ring...he's the only one who really has any technical skills..."
Neal Steal-"As an unbiased announcer I don't care who wins this match!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You have never been unbiased in most matches! Only reason you don't care is because you like all 4 of these men..."
Harris however blocks the superplex attempt and shoves Randal down to the mat. Randal goes back to the corner but Harris pounds on his back and then hits him with a swinging DDT! Harris pulls Randal to his feet and pummels him. Harris whips Randal off the ropes, Red reverses but misses a big boot as Harris rebounds. Harris rebounds again off the opposite side and goes for a flying cross body.
David Saturn-Harris gets caught again dashing forwards!"
Neal Steal-"I have no issue with Harris but its about time he apologised to Robert Carr..."
David Saturn-"You moan about Carr's supposed innocence almost as much as he does! Harris still thinks Carr assaulted him and you can't blame him! Carr's a nutjob did you see him talking to himself this past week?"
Randal catches Harris and hits a fall away slam! Randal then tags in Rusty who begins stomping and aggressively pounding on Harris. Then Rusty lifts Harris up allowing Randal to come in and deliver a neck breaker.
David Saturn-"Good double team move by Randal and Rusty indicating they could work well as a team on a regular basis. Rusty might do better in a team he's hardly impressed in singles competition..."
Neal Steal-"Thats not a very nice thing to say..."
David Saturn-"Oh and you have nothing but kind words for everyone right? I'm just telling the truth something you're opposed to!"
Rusty goes for the cover but Rattlesnake breaks it up. Rattlesnake curses again and kicks Rusty who clotheslines Snake and tags in Randal. Clothesline by Randal on Harris and Red looks over at Rattlesnake and the 2 men exchange trash talk with each other. Randal then looks to be going for a gutwrench suplex but Rattlesnake enters the ring again and kicks Randal in the head.
Neal Steal-"Randal did enter the ring while Rusty was the legal man."
David Saturn-"Rollup by Harris! That was very close to a victory! Rattlesnake causing a major distraction..."
Randal punches Rattlesnake as he heads back to the apron. Harris comes up from behind with a rollup! 1,2...and a kickout by Randal who kicks out with force. Randal leaps back to his feet and takes Harris into the corner and tags in Axel.
Neal Steal-"Right now you would think Rusty and Randal are brothers...they have been working better as a team. Harris has had to rely on Rattlesnake's quick distractions..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake cursing again...met very few people who swear as much as he does...and this is NOT a family show Steal before you start that crap again!"
Neal Steal-"I told you Rattlesnake has tourettes are you deaf?"
Chinlock applied by Rusty as Rattlesnake continues to curse. Bodyslam by Rusty who curses back at Rattlesnake. He loses focus for a moment and Randal tries to refocus Axel on the match pointing towards Harris. Knee drop on Harris by Rusty and a kick to the head. Axel hits another knee to the head, whips Harris off the ropes but Harris hits Axel with a DDT!
David Saturn-"Great move! Now Harris gets the tag he needs!"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake is not a slow burner he's constantly aggressive!"
Harris then tags in Rattlesnake who charges at Randal knocking him off the apron. He then focuses on Rusty continuing to curse at him nonstop. Clothesline by Rattlesnake on Rusty but Rattlesnake turns round right into a clothesline by Randal retaliating for being knocked off the apron! Cover made by Rusty, Randal intercepts Harris but Rattlesnake kicks out after 2. Randal then throws Harris to the outside and then both Randal and Rusty take out Rattlesnake with a double power bomb! Rusty makes the cover…1,2...3!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL AND RED RANDAL
David Saturn-"First victory for Rusty Axel here in AWR though the question is would he have fared so well in singles competition?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! The man just won let him enjoy his victory instead of criticising his previous appearances...still that ref should have done better kept losing control..."
David Saturn-"I was just making a valid statement...Randal is trying to bring a chair into the ring what is it with him and chairs? Referees making sure there is no post match brawl here...we will be right back in a moment...
JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT SAYS
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AWR-IT'S A CUT ABOVE THE REST!!!
David Saturn-"Well here comes Flammenkrieg!"
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
‘Deine Schuld’ blasts out of the speakers to a large chorus of cheering, ‘Flammenkrieg’ and ‘Human Panzer’ chants. Wilhelm walks out without his trademark prop AK47 flame thrower, to the disappointment of some fans. He stalks his way down to the ring, determined, and quite angry.
Neal Steal–"Ah, now that’s better. A much safer entrance than last time..."
David Saturn–"Flammenkrieg does not look too happy right now."
Neal Steal–"Hey, I’m sure he’ll thank that fan who reported his dangerous entrance when the arena isn’t burnt to the ground."
David Saturn–"You keep thinking that Neal..."
Wilhelm slides into the ring, and snaps off a salute to the fans in attendance. He grabs a mic off of the announcer and waits for his music to die down.
Flammenkrieg–So, it was brought to my attention that some spineless fuck decided to report my AK-47 as being a dangerous weapon.
The fans boo...
Flammenkrieg-"Ich bin hier, um diesen Bastarddieden Report-Dateient schieden zu konfrontieren! I am here to confront that bastard who filed the report!Get the hell into this Ring Neal!"
Neal Steal–"The guy is crazy!"
David Saturn–Do you want him coming down here?
Neal Steal–"No..."
David Saturn–Then I’d get in the ring if I were you...
Neal slowly gets up, and enters the ring. Slightly trembling at the sight of the giant Wilhelm ‘Flammenkrieg’ Kaast, who simply looks down on Steal, and sneers.
Flammenkrieg–"Why did you do it?"
Steal lifts a mic previously taken from a stage hand.
Neal Steal–"D.....Do what?"
Flammenkrieg–"Why did you file that report?"
Neal Steal–"I....I didn’t file any report...."
Wilhelm quickly slaps him disrespectfully.
Flammenkrieg–"Don’t fucking lie! Why did you do it?"
Neal Steal–"I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything!"
Wilhelm looks out to the fans, who start chanting ‘KNOCK HIM OUT!’ over and over again. He complies, and lays a stiff right hand into the jaw of Steal, sending him flying to the other end of the ring, provoking a large cheer to erupt from the fans. Steal starts to pull himself up in the corner; Wilhelm follows him as Steal starts begging for mercy. Wilhelm doesn’t comply, and starts unloading with a barrage of lefts and rights...
David Saturn–"Jesus! Steal is getting his ass handed to him! Somebody should get in there. Flammenkrieg may tire out soon."
Wilhelm grabs Steal by the collar of his shirt, and lifts him off the ground with one hand, showing off his strength, and balling his empty hand into a fist, preparing to strike Steal again. Steal continues to plead with Wilhelm, to no avail, as another strike lands. Flammenkrieg then grabs Steal, lifts him up and delivers a brutal BRAINBUSTER!!!
David Saturn-"Brainbuster by Flammenkrieg! Don't know how much damage that will do though Steal does not have a brain...anyway we will be right back as Flammenkrieg takes on Robert Carr!"
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As we return from break we see footage of Steal being stretchered out of the arena...
David Saturn-"I'm surprised its taken 4 weeks for someone to do that to Steal! I've been joined by AWR superstar Jason Howard and secondary announcer Al Walters at ringside..."
Al Walters-"What do you mean secondary? Are you implying I'm not equally talented as an announcer...just kidding!"
David Saturn-"You're a massive improvement on Steal that's for sure! Well I reckon you're going to see a great match...here comes Robert Carr..."
Al Walters-"I feel a bit like a vulture really...my job description is basically sitting around waiting just incase you or Neal Steal are attacked!"
David Saturn-"Well I'll see a lot of you I bet considering Steal's tendency to get his ass kicked!"
Jason Howard-"Here comes the blue chipper Robert Carr..."
MAIN EVENT
SINGLES MATCH
FLAMMENKRIEG VS ROBERT CARR
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Al Walters-"I see Carr has not changed his general attitude..."
David Saturn-"Carr can wrestle a variety of different styles. He will need everything he has to take on this powerhouse Flammenkrieg!"
Al Walters-"How often do you see people like Flammenkrieg and Hell in the same place? We even had the massive Crowley until Hell gave him that brutal suplex!"
David Saturn-"Not sure what Carr is smiling about...still at least we have had a full minute without seeing him complain..."
Carr approaches Flammenkrieg in the centre of the ring. Flammenkrieg has a major size advantage over Carr being at least 9 inches taller and weighing approx 50 pounds more. Carr stares upwards at Flammenkrieg then rather arrogantly smirks and pokes Flammenkrieg in the chest. Flammenkrieg responds with a right hand and follows up with several more blows.
David Saturn-"The referee breaking this up...Carr blaming the referee last week for his countout loss..."
Jason Howard-"He needs to stop worrying about the ref and get on with the match or its gonna cost him..."
Al Walters-"Its the same referee this week...still I expect Carr would moan had they picked his mother as the ref!"
Carr whips Flammenkrieg off the ropes. Dropkick by Carr which has absolutely no effect. Carr charges forward but Flammenkried delivers a suplex sending Carr crashing into the mat. As Rob tries to get to his feet Carr quickly takes him down and delivers a flurry of aggressive punches. Carr rolls to the outside trying to regroup but Flammenkrieg follows and rams his head into the announce table.
Jason Howard-Even our own announce table isn't safe..."
David Saturn-"At least its the last match! Looks like my monitor has been taken out!"
Al Walters-"There are a lot of perks to this job but not when they are up this close and personal!"
David Saturn-"It certainly is a little worrying anytime you see wrestlers get close to the announce position..."
Flammenkrieg punches Carr but Carr responds with a couple of punches of his own. Carr quickly returns to the ring (perhaps paranoid about being counted out again like last week) as Flammenkrieg follows perhaps with too much haste rather than caution. Flammenkrieg charges but the faster Carr quickly delivers a low dropkick to the knees.
David Saturn-"Carr is doing well targeting the knees...what would you do Jason?"
Jason Howard-"Well saturn I would try to draw the match out the longer it goes the more it goes into robs favor..."
Al Walters-"Simple strategy but proving very effective..."
David Saturn-"Nice to have people who actually calls the action in the ring with me! Though I guess Hell did a bit when Steal wasn't pissing him off!"
Flammenkrieg is taken off his feet and as he tries to get up Carr hits him with several swift punches. Carr then nails him with a stiff kick to the ribs.
Jason Howard-"I hope rob smashed that mans ribs."
David Saturn-"I don't care how big you are that has to knock the wind right out of ya!"
Al Walters-"In some ways a broken rib is worse for a big guy but Flammenkrieg looks very well conditioned..."
David Saturn-"I've had broken ribs before not a very pleasant experience..."
Jason Howard"He took his eye off of his oponent and its gonna cost him..."
Carr with another shot to the ribs and as Flammenkrieg gets up Carr rams his head into the turnbuckle. Carr with follow up punches but the ref breaks it up. Carr is distracted for a moment by the ref’s interjection and is pummelled by Flammenkrieg in the corner. Flammenkrieg whips Carr to the opposite turnbuckle. As Flammenkrieg charges Carr meets him with a dropkick staggering Flammenkrieg briefly.
David Saturn-"Flammenkrieg completely dominant in his victory last week but he isn't getting an easy ride here..."
Al Walters-"Carr certainly can't moan that he isn't getting worthy competition...this isn't an opponent who is gonna try and kiss him!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha Carr still has nightmares about Naughty Ned...WOW! Awesome suplex by Flammenkrieg!"
Jason Howard-"Rob could have a serious concussion or even a broken neck..."
Carr charges forward but Flammenkrieg responds by delivering another brutal suplex! Carr’s head bounces off the mat but he has time to recover as Flammenkrieg seems to be experiencing some discomfort in the knee Carr targeted earlier.
David Saturn-"That's another bad place to get an injury..."
Al Walters-"There's no good place to get one! Especially if you're John Wayne Bobbitt!"
David Saturn-"Carr has a temper but you shouldn't charge at Flammenkrieg like that!"
Al Walters-"He's frustrated but surely he didn't expect Flammenkrieg to be a pushover?"
David Saturn-"Losing focus at pivotal moments has always been Carr's problem. Not the promoters, referees or anyone else screwing him..."
Jaon Howard-"Right you shouldnt jump into a match like that hes gonna lose his energy real quick..."
Carr slowly gets to his feet and charges at Flammenkrieg again but while Carr may have the speed advantage Flammenkrieg isn’t slow for a man of his size. Carr runs straight into a hiptoss which Flammenkrieg delivered with remarkable strength. Carr back to his feet but Flammenkrieg decks him with a clothesline. To his credit Carr gets straight back up again.
Jason Howard-"Rob not giving up he's determined thats what you need to win a match."
Al Walters-"I can't believe he got up from that! He still seems to know where he is too..."
David Saturn-"Certainly a very resilient performance here by Robert Carr...another kick to the ribs..."
Flammenkrieg goes for a second clothesline but Carr ducks and kicks Flammenkrieg in the ribs again. Carr then foolishly tries to suplex Flammenkrieg but ends up being nailed with a suplex! 1, 2 and Carr just about gets his shoulder up. Considering Carr had his arms pinned to the mat by the bridge like pin that took some doing.
David Saturn-"I really can not believe that Carr had the strength to do what he just did! When he isn't crying this man is a competitor and he will give every last gasp of energy he has in his reserves."
Jason Howard-"That bastard is tough I'll give him that."
Al Walters-"That was the closest you can probably get to being pinned without being pinned!"
David Saturn-"Well he might be able to kick out like that once but he won't be able to do it again. Not against Flammenkrieg!"
Carr to his feet and whips Flammenkrieg into the corner. Carr with a flying clothesline which staggers Flammenkrieg and follows it up with a bulldog! Carr goes for a elbow drop but misses! Flammenkrieg then applies a bearhug to Carr!
Jason Howard-"I think Rob is about to tap right now!If he doesn't he may pass out due to lack of air."
David Saturn-"Oh my he's just caught Carr in a bearhug! Carr is flailing helplessly...oh he just about wrapped his foot round the bottom rope!"
Al Walters-"I think Carr might be the one with damaged ribs after this!"
David Saturn-"He knows his way around the ring but if not for that bottom rope Flammenkrieg would be declared the winner right now."
Flammenkrieg goes back to apply the bearhug again but Carr fights off with a series of elbows to the head. Flammenkrieg reels falling backwards with his arms draped across the ropes. Carr seizes his opportunity and leaps off the ropes hitting Flammenkrieg with another bulldog! As Flammenkrieg gets back up Carr takes him down with a rollup! Carr has his feet on the ropes...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Jason Howard-"What an upset! He managed to beat Flammenkrieg!"
Al Walters-"Well that has to be one of the biggest wins of Carr's career..."
David Saturn-"This is a HUGE win for Robert Carr but what a hypocrite! Flammenkrieg just got screwed!"
Al Walters-"We can see Flammenkrieg has a temper that ref better watch out!"
Moments after the match ends both Flammenkrieg and Carr reach their feet. They come face to face and look as if they are about to come to blows. The ref attempts to keep them apart when suddenly the lights go out. Like earlier in the evening, white noise fills the arena. This continues for roughly two minutes before the lights return and the static stops. When the lights come back on Flammenkrieg, Carr, and the ref are all laid out. In the middle of the ring, the words “Do You Know the Plan” are spray painted in black letters.
David Saturn-"There is that question again. What does this mean? What’s the plan and who’s behind this?"
Jason Howard-"I really don't know what the hell is going on!"
Al Walters-"Well at least whoever it was left us alone! Must have been armed with a weapon Carr and Flammenkrieg are out cold!"
David Saturn-"Well ladies and gentlemen, as we search for answers, we thank you for joining us here tonight, and we will see you next week!"