Post by Rusty Axel on Feb 14, 2013 11:09:34 GMT -4
AWR just starts before the introduction to the show airs. Anthony Royal is shown arriving to the arena in a neck brace and with a bandage on his head. He doesn't seem to be in a good mood for tonight's show after taking quite a beating last week.
He gets out of the limo. He goes to his trunk and opens it up and is attacked by a pipe to the back of the head. It's Sho! Sho pulls him up and he hits him in the gut. He brings him around and throws him into the back passenger window and it smashes. Sho pulls him out and he falls to the ground.
Its time to finish this, and I am going to make sure that you aren't in my way to the ultimate goal of the promised land.
He brings him around to the trunk and spits in his face and he hits him across the head. Royal falls into the trunk and he closes it. Sho laughs as he walks away from the scene.
The scene switches as the AWR theme plays. The scene switches as the music stops.
David Saturn: Welcome to AWR everyone and what an opening that was. Fa Sho attacking Anthony Royal.
Neal Steal: That was totally uncalled for. Someone needs to help Mister Royal.
David Saturn: What a great PPV Civil Insurrection was. Lots of surprises and lots of shocks. i guess it was a prequel to some matches we might be seeing soon in coming weeks.
Neal Steal: Civil Insurrection was one of the biggest insults in mister Royals and mister megalas careers. It was and absolute out rage and its all that spoiled brat Roberto's fault. I am sure mister Royal and Mister Megala will be having their day with him eventually.
David Saturn: Well we are going to get the the first match. This one should be another great classic.
Both Men are already in the Ring. They are having words and begin glaring at each other. As the bell rings Robert starts out with a devastating Left hand to the face of Eli. Eli is staggered and Robert Moves in and knees Eli in the stomach. As Eli bends forward Carr whips him into the ropes. As Eli comes back Carr swings but Eli ducks and stops and nails Carr with a DDT.
David Saturn: This Eli Gavin is making a very good impression on the promoters. Everyone in the back has been talking about him. This kid has great moves and ability.
Neal Steal: I don't see where he is that great! If you ask me he is just trying to get attention by sucking up to the fans.
David Saturn: Kind of the way you were sucking up to Anthony Royal .
Carr is slow to get to his feet and Eli wastes no time as he locks on an arm bar. Carr breaks loose and shoves a knee in the stomach of Eli knocking him down to the floor. Carr stomps on Eli and gives him an Elbow drop. Carr apples a Boston crab to Eli.
Carr applies Pressure and Eli is in alot of pain, Finally Eli gets to the ropes and the ref forces Carr to break the hold. Carr goes right back and applies the Boston crab again. Referee checks to see if he wants to quit. Eli says no and Carr sits back hard on Eli,s back but finally once again Eli gets to the ropes and the hold is broke.
David Saturn: This Eli kid is tough.
Neal Steal: Big deal. Eli this and Eli that but you didn't say nothing about the text boo moves Robert Carr was using on Eli.
David Saturn: Robert Carr is a great Wrestler despite his paranoid ways. No doubt he can wrestle!
As Carr and Eli lock up Eli applies and arm bar. Carr tries to get loose but Eli applies pressure. Carr reaches up and pulls the hair. Eli counters with applying more strength. Carr Howells in pain. Carr pulls Eli by the hair again. He continues punching Eli.
Then Carr goes to the ropes. Carr bounces off the ropes and nails Eli with a huge Clothesline! Eli is down, Carr goes back to the ropes and bounces off the ropes and hits Eli with a Leg drop. Eli is hurting! Carr lifts Eli up and body slams him.
Carr turns to the crowd and taunts them. They boo him but Carr continues to taunt them. Finally Eli is back to his feet.
David Saturn: What an impressive match but Robert Carr and Eli Gavin.
Neal Steal: Well i don't know about Eli Gavin but Robert Carr is showing great ring work and out wrestling Eli Gavin.
Carr turns around just in time and he and Eli lock up. Carr rakes the eyes of Eli and gets a cheap shot from the back as he nails him with a closed fist to the kidneys. Carr turns to the crowd again but Eli looks pissed and nails Carr with a closed fist. He backs Carr into the corner then mounts Carr and begins to punch Carr with a closed Fist.
The referee warns Eli to back off before he DQ,s him. Eli complains that he is giving Carr what he deserves. Finally Eli stops the assault. Eli whips Carr to the ropes and when Carr comes back Eli nails him with a drop kick. Eli picks up Carr and nails him with a DDT!
David Saturn: MY GOD Carr looks like he's out COLD!
As Eli gets to his feet he is ready to go for is finisher he hits it and covers Carr. The official slides in place and counts...One...Two...Three... the bell rings. Eli looks around and the ref waves his hands signaling the match is over. He raises Eli hand.
David Saturn: Great match there by Carr and Eli Gavin. Lots of great technical wrestling!
Neal Steal: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE SATURN. CARR WAS AS MUCH A FACTOR AS ELI WAS MAYBE EVEN MORE. I THINK CARR SHOULD HAVE WON BUT ELI PROB-LY CHEATED WITHOUT ANY OF US KNOWING HE DID!
David Saturn: None the less the match is a over! We are going to see pre recorded comments now by Bret the hit man Harris and Rattlesnake.
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The Camera switches scenes. We see Rattlesnake and Bret standing looking at the camera.
Bret Harris: Well wasn't Civil Insurrection a surprise to everyone. I bet you all thought the Harris Brothers would get squashed. Well you were all wrong. Now Robert Carr you decided to stick your nose in my match and for that i want you next week on Crash TV and no isn't good enough for and answer. You better be there or i will come to your home and beat your ass there.
Bret moves aside so Rattlesnake can talk.
Rattlesnake: Robert Carr you are a bastard but i will let Bret deal with you because i have my sites set on something bigger.
Snake smirks.
Rattlesnake: TRACY ADKINS! You think you were smart interfering in my match but your going to get your ass handed to you next week on Crash TV because i want you for sticking your nose into me and my brother Bret's match. My brother Matt is going to face you this week and he is going to get some licks in on you for what you did to us. Adkins i am not afraid to face you and i will beat you. Be at Crash next week Adkins or i will hunt you down.
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The scene changes back to Neal steal and David Saturn.
David Saturn: THAT WAS A PRE RECORDED VIDEO BY RATTLESNAKE AND BRET HARRIS AND THEY ARE REALLY PISSED AT CARR AND ADKINS FOR INTERFERING IN THEIR MATCH AT CIVAL INSURRECTION.
Neal Steal: What?? Are they crazy? Adkins and Carr were mearly giving support to poor Jason and Rusty for all the low tactics and cheating that was being done by Snake, Bret, Slick and B Man. It was a set up to under mine Rusty and Jason and Carr and Adkins as well as myself saw through it!
David Saturn: Well we must have watched different match's. Anyway we are going to move onto our next match.
Neal Steal: I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE ACTIONS OF THAT LITTLE PUNK ROBERTO HAVING HIS FATHER SILVIO ARRESTED FOR MURDER! WHAT A BUNCH OF LIES. WHATS WORSE IS THAT MISTER ROYAL IS NO WERE TO BE FOUND AND HES NOT EVEN ANSWERING HIS PHONE. ITS A HORRIBLE SITUATION!
David Saturn: I am sure everyone in the wrestling world is very upset...NOT! Now be quiet so we can move on to the next match.
The lights dim as "Party Like A Rockstar" hits the PA system. "Killa" Jay Combs, the legend, walks down the ramp. He smirks as he grabs a microphone from his manager, Jeanette Lewis.
Killa: This is the chance of a lifetime for the opponent that was handpicked by AWR management. I don't care who it is...
Before Jay can finish the lights go out.
Neal Steal: What the hell? Did Silvio forget to pay the light bill?
David Saturn: I don't think this has anything to do with Silvio. Look at the tron.
The tron illuminates with red lettering. "Just when you thought it was safe... HE RETURNS!" The lights come back on to reveal a giant of a man in front of Jay. Jay shakes his head from side to side. He raises his microphone.
Killa: It can't be. I am you and you are me.
The man shakes his head from side to side.
Male: No. You may have created me but I am my own entity. I am the one who the world follows. I am the light in the darkness. My disciples are rallied and the AWR will NEVER be the same.
Killa goes to attack the man but is stopped by a huge clothesline. camera cuts to the announce table.
Neal Steal: This man is sounding an awful like...
David Saturn: Jesis Kryst? Could it be?
With that Jesis lifts Jay up and hits a huge power bomb. A masked man at ringside sets up a table as Jesis lifts Jay up again. With a swift drop Jay goes through the table. Jeanette Lewis rushes to his side. Jesis exits the ring and stands over Jay before turning his attention to Jeanette. Jeanette pulls a book out of her purse. It says "The Book of Jesis Kryst." Jesis smirks as he grabs a microphone.
Jesis: How could you not tell Jay? Your own Jeanette was in on this the whole time. You see, Jeanette is really my long time disciple... Neveah L'leh! The world is not ready for the second coming but, alas, I am here. I am ready to show the world what we need in 2013 and that is order. So many people fighting old wars of former leaders and holding old grudges. Ye who is without sin is a liar and must be punished. Sin is everywhere in this world, it is up to me to extinguish it. Beginning with Jay here. Jesis stands over Jay as Jay is lowered into a hole in the ground. Fire begins raging from the pit.
Neal Steal: I think we have seen the last of Jay Combs for a while... possibly ever. The question remains, if Jay wasn't Jesis this whole time, why has everyone thought he was?
Jesis and Neveah walk off, arm in arm as Jesis cackles like mad.
Neal Steal: JESIS KRYST IS BACK AND HE IS JUST AS MEAN AS EVER!!!
David Saturn: Yes and i have a feeling he is not here for any good reasons!! We are going to move right along to the next match. The ring is being prepared now!
[glow=red,2,300]Tracy Adkins Vs Matt Harris[/glow][/center]
A crew of people hired to do work off camera comes down to the ring with barrels of weapons. The crowd is chanting and as the group of men approach the ring. They scatter weapons all over the place inside and out as well.
Then they throw the barrels of weapons out into the ring. Tracy is already in the ring and once again with that look in his eyes like a little child with new toys as well as being all excited because he has a chance to hurt someone. Matt Harris is introduced and as he comes to the ring Tracy goes outside to meet him.
As Matt approaches the ring Tracy grabs a trash can and tosses it at Matt. Matt hits it with his fist and dents it. Matt grabs a trashcan and as Adkins swings at Matt the trashcan connects on the skull of Adkins. Matt enters the ring and grabs a kendo stick. As Adkins enters the ring Matt nails him with it.
David Saturn: It looks like Matt Harris is going to get some revenge on Adkins for what Adkins and Carr did to Matt's Brothers.
Neal Steal: All Matt Harris is going to do is piss off Tracy Adkins and get his ass handed to him once Adkins snaps.
Adkins goes down but slowly gets to his knees as a bit of blood seeps slowly from his forehead. Matt waits till Tracy is on his knees and nails him over the head with a pot to cook in. Adkins is bleeding blleding a bit more!
Rusty Axel comes out to the booth carry a dusty old Nap sack.
David Saturn: We are being joined by Rusty Axel!
Neal Steal: Well if it isn't the best restler in the world Rusty Axel,
Rusty Axel: Thank you Neal glad you know real talent when you see it.
Neal Steal: What brings you out here this week Rusty?
Rusty Axel: Business for mister meggia.
David Saturn: What kind of business Rusty?
Rusty Axel: NONE OF YOUR DANG BUSINESS SATURN! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND WATCH YOU WILL SEE SOON ENOUGH!
The crowd is cheering Matt to give Tracy some more. Matt keeps the Assault going. As Matt moves closer to Adkins Matt gets hit below the belt.
Matt leans forward and Adkins punches Matt in the throat. Tracy sees a steel chair. He grabs the steel chair, meanwhile Matt gets to his feet. Tracy lifts the chair and lays the chair in Matt's skull.
Tracy staggers Matt but Matt doesn't go down. Tracy hits him again harder. Matt falls. Tracy grabs a stop sign laying net to Matt hits him in the back. them he places it on his back. Tracy does a running splash and smashes the stop sign into Matt's spine. Adkins is enjoying dishing out the punishment.
David Saturn- Listen to the fans. They are going nuts!
Neal Steal: Those people are cheering for Adkins.
Adkins stomps on Matt's head some more, Then he grabs the steel chair and sets it in the corner between the ropes. He grabs Matt and pulls him to his feet. He slaps Matt in the face and then whips Matt into the chair back first. The back of Matt's head hits the chair Matt looks like he is out COLD!
Tracy pulls him out of the corner and turns him over onto his back. Blood is gushing from Matt's head. His head hit the chair from being whipped to the corner.Adkins goes for the pin. The Referee slides into position for the pin! 1............2...........3...
Rusty gets up from the table. He walks over to the ring announcer.
David Saturn: I wonder what he is up too?
Neal Steal: Like Rusty told you Saturn its none of your business.Just shut up and listen.
Rusty says something to the ring announcer and points to the Nap sack. The ring announcer nods his head.
David Saturn: Well if that don't beat all! Once again Rusty Axel practically assuring SIN another win and a title.
Neal Steal: What are you talking about Saturn? Rusty never lifted a finger to ward Matt Harris. Not that he had to either because Adkins can handle his own affairs and doesn't need any ones help.
David Saturn: I am sure if Matt Harris had known this was a Hardcore title match and that a new title were being introducded Matt would have fought a better fight.
Neal Steal: Are you kidding Saturn he is a Harris. His best fight fought in the one were he always loses! hahahaha.............
David Saturn: DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB NEAL BECAUSE YOUR NOT VERY FUNNY AS A COMEDIAN ....JUST FUNNY TO LOOK AT! WELL WE WILL BE BACK AFTER THIS QUICK SPONSOR BREAK! NEAL WAIT HERE I WILL BE RIGHT BACK I NEED TO GO DO SOMETHING!
The camera goes to a quick sponsor break.
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As the show returns the cameras cut backstage where David Saturn catches up to Jesis Kryst and Neveah L'leh. David manages to grab Neveah's arm which is met with a slap.
Neveah: Don't you EVER grab me again.
Jesis comes back, towering over Saturn.
Saturn: I just have a few questions. That is all. I swear. Jesis, everyone thought you and Jay were the same person...
Jesis grabs the microphone forcefully.
Jesis: Why? Because me and him both donned the Herne the Hunter mask? Listen, Saturn, this is really why I am back and why I attacked "Killa" Jay. You know, for so long I have had to hide in the shadows while Jay took all the credit. I am the man who will save pro wrestling. Save it from Kris Destiny, Jay Combs, and Anthony Royal. Listen up, the AWR is on notice that I am here. Silvio may think this is his company. It isn't. I am the Savior and I am your God!
Jesis and Neveah walk off the screen.
The camera cuts back to Neal Steal.
Neal Steal: Well it appears that David Saturn abandoned me. Well the next Match is about to begin and Jason and Bret are already in the ring.
The official lays down the rules and calls for the bell. As Bret and Jason lock up Jason hits Bret with a kick to the midsection. Bret is staggered and as Jason moves closer Bret nails him with a closed fist and then a knee lift.
Jason is pissed and goes for a punch but Bret reverses it. Jason twists around and hits Bret below the belt unseen by the official. Jason begins to kick and stomp on Bret. He whips Bret into the ropes and as Bret comes off Jason leans forward but Bret flips over Jason's back and lands on his feet.
David Saturn has returned to the broadcast booth now. Jason turns around and is met with a clothes line by Bret.Jason rolls outside to regroup. Bret wont let up and follows him, but Jason nails Bret with a closed fist.
Jason shoves Bret back first into the ring post. He shoves Bret back in the ring. Then Jason begins to choke Bret with the use of the ropes. Jason pulls Bret up to his feet using Bret's hair. Jason then does a back suplex. Jason then goes to send Bret into the corner but Bret Reverses it,
Neal Steal: Were did you run off too Saturn?
David Saturn: Trying to get the news on jesis Kryst. Whats the matter are you blind and deaf? Didn't you see the segment? Never mind. This is a great match. Jason and Bret Harris really going at each other. Some great technical wrestling on the part of Bret Harris.
Neal Steal: Jason is doing great too. Using lots of science.
David Saturn: OH YES GREAT STOMPS AND HAIR PULLS BY JASON. SORRY I DIDN'T MENTION THOSE MOVES.
As Jason hits the corner Bret rushes in and hits him with a clothesline from back too. Then Bret hits a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers Jason One......Two.....Kick out......Jason drives a thumb to Bret's eye. As Bret gets up rubbing his eye Jason hits him with a leg sweep.
Jason does an elbow drop but Bret rolls out of the way. Jason grabs his elbow and Bret slides Jason into full Nelson. Jason grabs the ropes. The ref orders Bret to break the hold. Bret grabs Jason and whips him to the ropes. As Jason comes back Bret gets and elbow in the face.
Jason whips Bret to the ropes but Bret leaps up on the top ropes and comes off with a flying shoulder tackle. Jason hits the mat and Bret jumps down and locks on the Sharpe shooter. Jason tries to fight it but Bret locks on more pressure.
David Saturn Bret really has the move locked on.
Neal Steal COME ON JASON ........................
As Jason tries to get to the ropes Bret pulls him back and then leans in hard and Jason finally taps out. The official calls for the bell. He gets out of the ring and passes the title to Bret and raises Bret's hand.
David Saturn My god Bret Harris just won the crash title. What a huge win for Bret Harris. This was Bret's night Jason just couldn't stop Bret.
Neal Steal This is awful......Bret Harris as crash champion.
David Saturn: What upset victory this was and too think that was suppose to be rattlesnake. This was truly a great match and was fought so even from start to finish. Just think that was suppose to be Rattlesnake. Had he been here rattlesnake might well be the new crash champion.
Neal Steal: STOP IT SATURN YOUR STARTING TO MAKE ME SICK! ITS HORRIBLE ENOUGH HAVING BRET HARRIS AS THE CRASH CHAMPION BUT RATTLESNAKE......YUK.....THE THOUGHT MAKES MY STOMACH HURL!
David Saturn: We are going to take a quick break.
Show goes to a sponsor break then returns quickly.We see Jason skilled standing in the ring holding a Mic.
Jason Skilled: This is a GOD DAMNED out rage. Bret Harris you charted to win. That official was blind. I did not tap out. I was trying to get my posiotioing in the ring. You did not beat me and that stupid official made a costly mistake. Bret Harris i want a rematch next week with a special official. Get your ass out here now Bret.
Jason Lowers the Mic.Bret Harris appears at the top of the ramp wearing the Crash Title.
Neal Steal: HOW DARE BRET HARRIS WEAR THAT CRASH TITLE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES AS CRASH CHAMPION. WHAT AND OUTRAGE!
David Saturn: Bret has every right to wear that belt he won it and has earned the right as Champion to be wearing it. Jason is lying and can not deal with the fact Bret Harris was better then he was on this night.
Bret Raises the Mic.
Bret Harris: Jason Skilled its simple i beat your ass fairly and you cant accept that.
Jason is angry and stomps on the canvas.
Bret Harris: Since you want a rematch next week you are on. As far as a special goes bring your mom for all i care cause if you don't and you lose to me again you will need someone to cry too.
Bret smirks and lowers the mic and walks away.
Neal Steal: WHAT A POOR EXCUSE FOR CRASH CHAMPION!!
David Saturn: WELL THAT IS YOUR OPINION. WE ARE READY TO START OUR MAIN EVENT.
Toxic and Ned are already in the ring and ready to start the match. The bell sounds and Toxic comes flying out of he’s corner and takes down Ned with a clothesline. Ned gets back to he’s feet and gets hit with a right then a left from Toxic. Ned stumbles back from the punches. Toxic delivers a kick to the guy and fallow it up with a DDT and goes for the cover….. ONE… Kick out
David Saturn: Only a one count going to take more then that to put Ned away
Neal Steal: AWR is filled with Clowns like Toxic and RCH3 what happen to real wrestlers
David Saturn: Toxic and RCH3 are real wrestlers they just wear face paint
Neal Steal: shut up David
Toxic whips Ned into one of the turnbuckles and falls it up with a splash. Toxic back up and goes for a another splash but Ned moves out of the way
David Saturn: ohhhh and the Toxic one takes a face full of turnbuckle
Neal Steal: now that was funny
Toxic looks a little dazed after hitting he’s head and gets caught off guard as Ned connect with a neck breaker Toxic and Ned get to there feet at the same time and start to trade punches Toxic seems to be getting in the better shot of the two, Ned delivers a boot to the gut and gives Toxic a suplex Ned goes for the cover…. ONE….TWO…. Kickout
David Saturn: I thought that was going to be it
Neal Steal: What the hell did you see that slow count Ned should of won
David Saturn: Slow count what are you even talking about?
Neal Steal: This ref has been paid off by Toxic
David Saturn: you have no idea what you are talking about.
Ned grabs a hand full of Toxic’s hair and brings him to he’s feet. Ned then pulls Toxic face in his crotch. Ned wiggles his ass and Toxic scrambles to get away.
Ned grabs Toxic but as Ned turns Toxic around Toxic low blows Ned. Toxic gets up and begins to kick Ned with boots to the head and closed fists to the face. Ned falls to the mat.
David Saturn: Toxic bringing out that violent streak.
Neal Steal: The Ref should DQ Toxic.
As Ned struggles to get to the ropes Toxic continues his beat down on Ned. Someone tosses something in the ring. The official bends down and picks it up to toss it out of the ring.
At that moment Toxic spits the mist in Neds face blinding Ned. The official doesnt see it cause he is distracted getting the litter out of the ring so the wrestlers do not slip on it. Toxic hits his finisher and covers Ned. The official slides into place and makes a count...One..........Two............Three.................
David Saturn: Theres that mist again.
Neal Steal: He should be fined for that!!!
David Saturn: Well thats it for the show we are out of time.
Before the credits roll the camera switches angels to the big screen. We see Silvio in an interagation room in youngstown. He is in cuffs with his head tilted down. The cameras switch back and the credits roll.
He gets out of the limo. He goes to his trunk and opens it up and is attacked by a pipe to the back of the head. It's Sho! Sho pulls him up and he hits him in the gut. He brings him around and throws him into the back passenger window and it smashes. Sho pulls him out and he falls to the ground.
Its time to finish this, and I am going to make sure that you aren't in my way to the ultimate goal of the promised land.
He brings him around to the trunk and spits in his face and he hits him across the head. Royal falls into the trunk and he closes it. Sho laughs as he walks away from the scene.
The scene switches as the AWR theme plays. The scene switches as the music stops.
David Saturn: Welcome to AWR everyone and what an opening that was. Fa Sho attacking Anthony Royal.
Neal Steal: That was totally uncalled for. Someone needs to help Mister Royal.
David Saturn: What a great PPV Civil Insurrection was. Lots of surprises and lots of shocks. i guess it was a prequel to some matches we might be seeing soon in coming weeks.
Neal Steal: Civil Insurrection was one of the biggest insults in mister Royals and mister megalas careers. It was and absolute out rage and its all that spoiled brat Roberto's fault. I am sure mister Royal and Mister Megala will be having their day with him eventually.
David Saturn: Well we are going to get the the first match. This one should be another great classic.
[glow=red,2,300]ELI GAVIN VS ROBERT CARR[/glow]
Both Men are already in the Ring. They are having words and begin glaring at each other. As the bell rings Robert starts out with a devastating Left hand to the face of Eli. Eli is staggered and Robert Moves in and knees Eli in the stomach. As Eli bends forward Carr whips him into the ropes. As Eli comes back Carr swings but Eli ducks and stops and nails Carr with a DDT.
David Saturn: This Eli Gavin is making a very good impression on the promoters. Everyone in the back has been talking about him. This kid has great moves and ability.
Neal Steal: I don't see where he is that great! If you ask me he is just trying to get attention by sucking up to the fans.
David Saturn: Kind of the way you were sucking up to Anthony Royal .
Carr is slow to get to his feet and Eli wastes no time as he locks on an arm bar. Carr breaks loose and shoves a knee in the stomach of Eli knocking him down to the floor. Carr stomps on Eli and gives him an Elbow drop. Carr apples a Boston crab to Eli.
Carr applies Pressure and Eli is in alot of pain, Finally Eli gets to the ropes and the ref forces Carr to break the hold. Carr goes right back and applies the Boston crab again. Referee checks to see if he wants to quit. Eli says no and Carr sits back hard on Eli,s back but finally once again Eli gets to the ropes and the hold is broke.
David Saturn: This Eli kid is tough.
Neal Steal: Big deal. Eli this and Eli that but you didn't say nothing about the text boo moves Robert Carr was using on Eli.
David Saturn: Robert Carr is a great Wrestler despite his paranoid ways. No doubt he can wrestle!
As Carr and Eli lock up Eli applies and arm bar. Carr tries to get loose but Eli applies pressure. Carr reaches up and pulls the hair. Eli counters with applying more strength. Carr Howells in pain. Carr pulls Eli by the hair again. He continues punching Eli.
Then Carr goes to the ropes. Carr bounces off the ropes and nails Eli with a huge Clothesline! Eli is down, Carr goes back to the ropes and bounces off the ropes and hits Eli with a Leg drop. Eli is hurting! Carr lifts Eli up and body slams him.
Carr turns to the crowd and taunts them. They boo him but Carr continues to taunt them. Finally Eli is back to his feet.
David Saturn: What an impressive match but Robert Carr and Eli Gavin.
Neal Steal: Well i don't know about Eli Gavin but Robert Carr is showing great ring work and out wrestling Eli Gavin.
Carr turns around just in time and he and Eli lock up. Carr rakes the eyes of Eli and gets a cheap shot from the back as he nails him with a closed fist to the kidneys. Carr turns to the crowd again but Eli looks pissed and nails Carr with a closed fist. He backs Carr into the corner then mounts Carr and begins to punch Carr with a closed Fist.
The referee warns Eli to back off before he DQ,s him. Eli complains that he is giving Carr what he deserves. Finally Eli stops the assault. Eli whips Carr to the ropes and when Carr comes back Eli nails him with a drop kick. Eli picks up Carr and nails him with a DDT!
David Saturn: MY GOD Carr looks like he's out COLD!
As Eli gets to his feet he is ready to go for is finisher he hits it and covers Carr. The official slides in place and counts...One...Two...Three... the bell rings. Eli looks around and the ref waves his hands signaling the match is over. He raises Eli hand.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER ELI GAVIN![/glow]
David Saturn: Great match there by Carr and Eli Gavin. Lots of great technical wrestling!
Neal Steal: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE SATURN. CARR WAS AS MUCH A FACTOR AS ELI WAS MAYBE EVEN MORE. I THINK CARR SHOULD HAVE WON BUT ELI PROB-LY CHEATED WITHOUT ANY OF US KNOWING HE DID!
David Saturn: None the less the match is a over! We are going to see pre recorded comments now by Bret the hit man Harris and Rattlesnake.
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The Camera switches scenes. We see Rattlesnake and Bret standing looking at the camera.
Bret Harris: Well wasn't Civil Insurrection a surprise to everyone. I bet you all thought the Harris Brothers would get squashed. Well you were all wrong. Now Robert Carr you decided to stick your nose in my match and for that i want you next week on Crash TV and no isn't good enough for and answer. You better be there or i will come to your home and beat your ass there.
Bret moves aside so Rattlesnake can talk.
Rattlesnake: Robert Carr you are a bastard but i will let Bret deal with you because i have my sites set on something bigger.
Snake smirks.
Rattlesnake: TRACY ADKINS! You think you were smart interfering in my match but your going to get your ass handed to you next week on Crash TV because i want you for sticking your nose into me and my brother Bret's match. My brother Matt is going to face you this week and he is going to get some licks in on you for what you did to us. Adkins i am not afraid to face you and i will beat you. Be at Crash next week Adkins or i will hunt you down.
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The scene changes back to Neal steal and David Saturn.
David Saturn: THAT WAS A PRE RECORDED VIDEO BY RATTLESNAKE AND BRET HARRIS AND THEY ARE REALLY PISSED AT CARR AND ADKINS FOR INTERFERING IN THEIR MATCH AT CIVAL INSURRECTION.
Neal Steal: What?? Are they crazy? Adkins and Carr were mearly giving support to poor Jason and Rusty for all the low tactics and cheating that was being done by Snake, Bret, Slick and B Man. It was a set up to under mine Rusty and Jason and Carr and Adkins as well as myself saw through it!
David Saturn: Well we must have watched different match's. Anyway we are going to move onto our next match.
Neal Steal: I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE ACTIONS OF THAT LITTLE PUNK ROBERTO HAVING HIS FATHER SILVIO ARRESTED FOR MURDER! WHAT A BUNCH OF LIES. WHATS WORSE IS THAT MISTER ROYAL IS NO WERE TO BE FOUND AND HES NOT EVEN ANSWERING HIS PHONE. ITS A HORRIBLE SITUATION!
David Saturn: I am sure everyone in the wrestling world is very upset...NOT! Now be quiet so we can move on to the next match.
[glow=red,2,300]KILLA JAY COMBS VS MYSTERY OPPONENT[/glow]
The lights dim as "Party Like A Rockstar" hits the PA system. "Killa" Jay Combs, the legend, walks down the ramp. He smirks as he grabs a microphone from his manager, Jeanette Lewis.
Killa: This is the chance of a lifetime for the opponent that was handpicked by AWR management. I don't care who it is...
Before Jay can finish the lights go out.
Neal Steal: What the hell? Did Silvio forget to pay the light bill?
David Saturn: I don't think this has anything to do with Silvio. Look at the tron.
The tron illuminates with red lettering. "Just when you thought it was safe... HE RETURNS!" The lights come back on to reveal a giant of a man in front of Jay. Jay shakes his head from side to side. He raises his microphone.
Killa: It can't be. I am you and you are me.
The man shakes his head from side to side.
Male: No. You may have created me but I am my own entity. I am the one who the world follows. I am the light in the darkness. My disciples are rallied and the AWR will NEVER be the same.
Killa goes to attack the man but is stopped by a huge clothesline. camera cuts to the announce table.
Neal Steal: This man is sounding an awful like...
David Saturn: Jesis Kryst? Could it be?
With that Jesis lifts Jay up and hits a huge power bomb. A masked man at ringside sets up a table as Jesis lifts Jay up again. With a swift drop Jay goes through the table. Jeanette Lewis rushes to his side. Jesis exits the ring and stands over Jay before turning his attention to Jeanette. Jeanette pulls a book out of her purse. It says "The Book of Jesis Kryst." Jesis smirks as he grabs a microphone.
Jesis: How could you not tell Jay? Your own Jeanette was in on this the whole time. You see, Jeanette is really my long time disciple... Neveah L'leh! The world is not ready for the second coming but, alas, I am here. I am ready to show the world what we need in 2013 and that is order. So many people fighting old wars of former leaders and holding old grudges. Ye who is without sin is a liar and must be punished. Sin is everywhere in this world, it is up to me to extinguish it. Beginning with Jay here. Jesis stands over Jay as Jay is lowered into a hole in the ground. Fire begins raging from the pit.
Neal Steal: I think we have seen the last of Jay Combs for a while... possibly ever. The question remains, if Jay wasn't Jesis this whole time, why has everyone thought he was?
Jesis and Neveah walk off, arm in arm as Jesis cackles like mad.
[glow=red,2,300]ladies and gentlemen this match is a no contest!![/glow]
Neal Steal: JESIS KRYST IS BACK AND HE IS JUST AS MEAN AS EVER!!!
David Saturn: Yes and i have a feeling he is not here for any good reasons!! We are going to move right along to the next match. The ring is being prepared now!
Hardcore Match
[/color][glow=red,2,300]Tracy Adkins Vs Matt Harris[/glow][/center]
A crew of people hired to do work off camera comes down to the ring with barrels of weapons. The crowd is chanting and as the group of men approach the ring. They scatter weapons all over the place inside and out as well.
Then they throw the barrels of weapons out into the ring. Tracy is already in the ring and once again with that look in his eyes like a little child with new toys as well as being all excited because he has a chance to hurt someone. Matt Harris is introduced and as he comes to the ring Tracy goes outside to meet him.
As Matt approaches the ring Tracy grabs a trash can and tosses it at Matt. Matt hits it with his fist and dents it. Matt grabs a trashcan and as Adkins swings at Matt the trashcan connects on the skull of Adkins. Matt enters the ring and grabs a kendo stick. As Adkins enters the ring Matt nails him with it.
David Saturn: It looks like Matt Harris is going to get some revenge on Adkins for what Adkins and Carr did to Matt's Brothers.
Neal Steal: All Matt Harris is going to do is piss off Tracy Adkins and get his ass handed to him once Adkins snaps.
Adkins goes down but slowly gets to his knees as a bit of blood seeps slowly from his forehead. Matt waits till Tracy is on his knees and nails him over the head with a pot to cook in. Adkins is bleeding blleding a bit more!
Rusty Axel comes out to the booth carry a dusty old Nap sack.
David Saturn: We are being joined by Rusty Axel!
Neal Steal: Well if it isn't the best restler in the world Rusty Axel,
Rusty Axel: Thank you Neal glad you know real talent when you see it.
Neal Steal: What brings you out here this week Rusty?
Rusty Axel: Business for mister meggia.
David Saturn: What kind of business Rusty?
Rusty Axel: NONE OF YOUR DANG BUSINESS SATURN! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND WATCH YOU WILL SEE SOON ENOUGH!
The crowd is cheering Matt to give Tracy some more. Matt keeps the Assault going. As Matt moves closer to Adkins Matt gets hit below the belt.
Matt leans forward and Adkins punches Matt in the throat. Tracy sees a steel chair. He grabs the steel chair, meanwhile Matt gets to his feet. Tracy lifts the chair and lays the chair in Matt's skull.
Tracy staggers Matt but Matt doesn't go down. Tracy hits him again harder. Matt falls. Tracy grabs a stop sign laying net to Matt hits him in the back. them he places it on his back. Tracy does a running splash and smashes the stop sign into Matt's spine. Adkins is enjoying dishing out the punishment.
David Saturn- Listen to the fans. They are going nuts!
Neal Steal: Those people are cheering for Adkins.
Adkins stomps on Matt's head some more, Then he grabs the steel chair and sets it in the corner between the ropes. He grabs Matt and pulls him to his feet. He slaps Matt in the face and then whips Matt into the chair back first. The back of Matt's head hits the chair Matt looks like he is out COLD!
Tracy pulls him out of the corner and turns him over onto his back. Blood is gushing from Matt's head. His head hit the chair from being whipped to the corner.Adkins goes for the pin. The Referee slides into position for the pin! 1............2...........3...
Rusty gets up from the table. He walks over to the ring announcer.
David Saturn: I wonder what he is up too?
Neal Steal: Like Rusty told you Saturn its none of your business.Just shut up and listen.
Rusty says something to the ring announcer and points to the Nap sack. The ring announcer nods his head.
[glow=red,2,300]The Winner Of This Match And The Brand New AWR Hardcore Champion Tracy.....Adkins![/glow]
David Saturn: Well if that don't beat all! Once again Rusty Axel practically assuring SIN another win and a title.
Neal Steal: What are you talking about Saturn? Rusty never lifted a finger to ward Matt Harris. Not that he had to either because Adkins can handle his own affairs and doesn't need any ones help.
David Saturn: I am sure if Matt Harris had known this was a Hardcore title match and that a new title were being introducded Matt would have fought a better fight.
Neal Steal: Are you kidding Saturn he is a Harris. His best fight fought in the one were he always loses! hahahaha.............
David Saturn: DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB NEAL BECAUSE YOUR NOT VERY FUNNY AS A COMEDIAN ....JUST FUNNY TO LOOK AT! WELL WE WILL BE BACK AFTER THIS QUICK SPONSOR BREAK! NEAL WAIT HERE I WILL BE RIGHT BACK I NEED TO GO DO SOMETHING!
The camera goes to a quick sponsor break.
[glow=red,2,300].......................................................................................................[/glow]
As the show returns the cameras cut backstage where David Saturn catches up to Jesis Kryst and Neveah L'leh. David manages to grab Neveah's arm which is met with a slap.
Neveah: Don't you EVER grab me again.
Jesis comes back, towering over Saturn.
Saturn: I just have a few questions. That is all. I swear. Jesis, everyone thought you and Jay were the same person...
Jesis grabs the microphone forcefully.
Jesis: Why? Because me and him both donned the Herne the Hunter mask? Listen, Saturn, this is really why I am back and why I attacked "Killa" Jay. You know, for so long I have had to hide in the shadows while Jay took all the credit. I am the man who will save pro wrestling. Save it from Kris Destiny, Jay Combs, and Anthony Royal. Listen up, the AWR is on notice that I am here. Silvio may think this is his company. It isn't. I am the Savior and I am your God!
Jesis and Neveah walk off the screen.
The camera cuts back to Neal Steal.
Neal Steal: Well it appears that David Saturn abandoned me. Well the next Match is about to begin and Jason and Bret are already in the ring.
[glow=red,2,300]Crash Title Defense
Jason Skilled (C) Vs Bret Hit Man Harris[/glow]
Jason Skilled (C) Vs Bret Hit Man Harris[/glow]
The official lays down the rules and calls for the bell. As Bret and Jason lock up Jason hits Bret with a kick to the midsection. Bret is staggered and as Jason moves closer Bret nails him with a closed fist and then a knee lift.
Jason is pissed and goes for a punch but Bret reverses it. Jason twists around and hits Bret below the belt unseen by the official. Jason begins to kick and stomp on Bret. He whips Bret into the ropes and as Bret comes off Jason leans forward but Bret flips over Jason's back and lands on his feet.
David Saturn has returned to the broadcast booth now. Jason turns around and is met with a clothes line by Bret.Jason rolls outside to regroup. Bret wont let up and follows him, but Jason nails Bret with a closed fist.
Jason shoves Bret back first into the ring post. He shoves Bret back in the ring. Then Jason begins to choke Bret with the use of the ropes. Jason pulls Bret up to his feet using Bret's hair. Jason then does a back suplex. Jason then goes to send Bret into the corner but Bret Reverses it,
Neal Steal: Were did you run off too Saturn?
David Saturn: Trying to get the news on jesis Kryst. Whats the matter are you blind and deaf? Didn't you see the segment? Never mind. This is a great match. Jason and Bret Harris really going at each other. Some great technical wrestling on the part of Bret Harris.
Neal Steal: Jason is doing great too. Using lots of science.
David Saturn: OH YES GREAT STOMPS AND HAIR PULLS BY JASON. SORRY I DIDN'T MENTION THOSE MOVES.
As Jason hits the corner Bret rushes in and hits him with a clothesline from back too. Then Bret hits a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers Jason One......Two.....Kick out......Jason drives a thumb to Bret's eye. As Bret gets up rubbing his eye Jason hits him with a leg sweep.
Jason does an elbow drop but Bret rolls out of the way. Jason grabs his elbow and Bret slides Jason into full Nelson. Jason grabs the ropes. The ref orders Bret to break the hold. Bret grabs Jason and whips him to the ropes. As Jason comes back Bret gets and elbow in the face.
Jason whips Bret to the ropes but Bret leaps up on the top ropes and comes off with a flying shoulder tackle. Jason hits the mat and Bret jumps down and locks on the Sharpe shooter. Jason tries to fight it but Bret locks on more pressure.
David Saturn Bret really has the move locked on.
Neal Steal COME ON JASON ........................
As Jason tries to get to the ropes Bret pulls him back and then leans in hard and Jason finally taps out. The official calls for the bell. He gets out of the ring and passes the title to Bret and raises Bret's hand.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION BRET HIT MAN HARRIS![/glow]
David Saturn My god Bret Harris just won the crash title. What a huge win for Bret Harris. This was Bret's night Jason just couldn't stop Bret.
Neal Steal This is awful......Bret Harris as crash champion.
David Saturn: What upset victory this was and too think that was suppose to be rattlesnake. This was truly a great match and was fought so even from start to finish. Just think that was suppose to be Rattlesnake. Had he been here rattlesnake might well be the new crash champion.
Neal Steal: STOP IT SATURN YOUR STARTING TO MAKE ME SICK! ITS HORRIBLE ENOUGH HAVING BRET HARRIS AS THE CRASH CHAMPION BUT RATTLESNAKE......YUK.....THE THOUGHT MAKES MY STOMACH HURL!
David Saturn: We are going to take a quick break.
Show goes to a sponsor break then returns quickly.We see Jason skilled standing in the ring holding a Mic.
Jason Skilled: This is a GOD DAMNED out rage. Bret Harris you charted to win. That official was blind. I did not tap out. I was trying to get my posiotioing in the ring. You did not beat me and that stupid official made a costly mistake. Bret Harris i want a rematch next week with a special official. Get your ass out here now Bret.
Jason Lowers the Mic.Bret Harris appears at the top of the ramp wearing the Crash Title.
Neal Steal: HOW DARE BRET HARRIS WEAR THAT CRASH TITLE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES AS CRASH CHAMPION. WHAT AND OUTRAGE!
David Saturn: Bret has every right to wear that belt he won it and has earned the right as Champion to be wearing it. Jason is lying and can not deal with the fact Bret Harris was better then he was on this night.
Bret Raises the Mic.
Bret Harris: Jason Skilled its simple i beat your ass fairly and you cant accept that.
Jason is angry and stomps on the canvas.
Bret Harris: Since you want a rematch next week you are on. As far as a special goes bring your mom for all i care cause if you don't and you lose to me again you will need someone to cry too.
Bret smirks and lowers the mic and walks away.
Neal Steal: WHAT A POOR EXCUSE FOR CRASH CHAMPION!!
David Saturn: WELL THAT IS YOUR OPINION. WE ARE READY TO START OUR MAIN EVENT.
[glow=red,2,300]MAIN EVENT
TOXIC MADDOX VS NAUGHTY NED[/glow]
TOXIC MADDOX VS NAUGHTY NED[/glow]
Toxic and Ned are already in the ring and ready to start the match. The bell sounds and Toxic comes flying out of he’s corner and takes down Ned with a clothesline. Ned gets back to he’s feet and gets hit with a right then a left from Toxic. Ned stumbles back from the punches. Toxic delivers a kick to the guy and fallow it up with a DDT and goes for the cover….. ONE… Kick out
David Saturn: Only a one count going to take more then that to put Ned away
Neal Steal: AWR is filled with Clowns like Toxic and RCH3 what happen to real wrestlers
David Saturn: Toxic and RCH3 are real wrestlers they just wear face paint
Neal Steal: shut up David
Toxic whips Ned into one of the turnbuckles and falls it up with a splash. Toxic back up and goes for a another splash but Ned moves out of the way
David Saturn: ohhhh and the Toxic one takes a face full of turnbuckle
Neal Steal: now that was funny
Toxic looks a little dazed after hitting he’s head and gets caught off guard as Ned connect with a neck breaker Toxic and Ned get to there feet at the same time and start to trade punches Toxic seems to be getting in the better shot of the two, Ned delivers a boot to the gut and gives Toxic a suplex Ned goes for the cover…. ONE….TWO…. Kickout
David Saturn: I thought that was going to be it
Neal Steal: What the hell did you see that slow count Ned should of won
David Saturn: Slow count what are you even talking about?
Neal Steal: This ref has been paid off by Toxic
David Saturn: you have no idea what you are talking about.
Ned grabs a hand full of Toxic’s hair and brings him to he’s feet. Ned then pulls Toxic face in his crotch. Ned wiggles his ass and Toxic scrambles to get away.
Ned grabs Toxic but as Ned turns Toxic around Toxic low blows Ned. Toxic gets up and begins to kick Ned with boots to the head and closed fists to the face. Ned falls to the mat.
David Saturn: Toxic bringing out that violent streak.
Neal Steal: The Ref should DQ Toxic.
As Ned struggles to get to the ropes Toxic continues his beat down on Ned. Someone tosses something in the ring. The official bends down and picks it up to toss it out of the ring.
At that moment Toxic spits the mist in Neds face blinding Ned. The official doesnt see it cause he is distracted getting the litter out of the ring so the wrestlers do not slip on it. Toxic hits his finisher and covers Ned. The official slides into place and makes a count...One..........Two............Three.................
David Saturn: Theres that mist again.
Neal Steal: He should be fined for that!!!
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH TOXIC MADDOX!![/glow]
David Saturn: Well thats it for the show we are out of time.
Before the credits roll the camera switches angels to the big screen. We see Silvio in an interagation room in youngstown. He is in cuffs with his head tilted down. The cameras switch back and the credits roll.