Post by crashtv on Sept 13, 2011 8:59:25 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #5
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to Awr CRASH Tv! I'm David Saturn joined by Al Walters and Robert Carr at ringside!"
Al Walters-"Well its nice to be at ringside might be my last chance for a while...lets hope for a great show!"
David Saturn-"Steal will unfortunately be returning next week once he recuperates from the brutal beating he took last week. Unfortunately his spirit is almost here in the form of the almost as annoying Robert Carr..."
Robert Carr-"Listen Saturn you are just a hack for this company. You even went so far as to say that I was behind the attacks on my former friend Bret Harris and that Two fly fag or whatever his name was. Leave Steal alone ok he is just trying to do his job but people like you and Al over there are always trying to target the guy just like this damn company and the fans are doing to me!"
David Saturn-"I have no issue admitting I was wrong. Its all I've been doing for the last 15 minutes while we were supposed to be making our final preparations! It has become clear you were not behind the attacks on 2 Fly Kidd and Bret Harris after what happened to you and Flammenkrieg last week."
Robert Carr-"I told everyone I wasn't its just another damn conspiracy like always!"
David Saturn-You were standing over Harris with a baseball bat! Any rational person would have come to the same conclusion! Still you would know nothing about thinking rationally wouldn't you?
Al Walters-"Well looks like we are ready for the opening contest...are you 2 planning to call the action or is it
going to be non stop bickering here!"
Robert Carr-"OH SHUT UP AND WATCH THE ACTION!"
SINGLES MATCH
RUSTY AXEL VS JASON HOWARD
From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Al Walters-"The veteran Rusty Axel to take on Jason Howard here...two men at the opposite ends of their careers..."
David Saturn-"Howard lost to Red Randal recently not he wants to beat his associate Rusty Axel as a means of gaining revenge. Randal cheated to win that match..."
Robert Carr-"What? Are you crazy Saturn? Red won that match using science and you know it. You guys will do anything to take away credit from newer guys like myself and Randal who are merely trying to make a name for ourselves. Of course when Hell is in the ring you brag him up like he is a god but ignore real pure talent when you see it!"
David Saturn-"Randal did cheat to beat Howard there is video evidence proving that fact. Will you please stop moaning about false accusations...everybody has admitted we were wrong to blame you..."
Both men lock up and Rusty immediately tries to back Howard against the ropes. The ref calls for the break and they lock up again. Side headlock applied by Rusty and Howard pushes Rusty into the ropes. Rusty rebounds and knocks Howard to the mat with a shoulder tackle. Rusty then charges off the ropes as Howard drops to the mat.
Robert Carr-"I bet the company is going to try to screw Rusty over before this match is done. I just know it. Look how they are treating me already!"
David Saturn-"What do you want sympathy? Nobody feels sorry for you because you act like a jackass!"
Al Walters-"I have to admit Carr I thought you were the one who attacked Harris and 2 Fly Kidd. You can't really blame Saturn or anyone else everybody thought it was you until last week...
Robert Carr-"Like I keep saying it is a god damn conspiracy like always!"
David Saturn-"There is no conspiracy. Do you want to end up like Rusty Axel with a career of underachievement because you can't take responsibility for yourself? You have the potential to be a world champion the only person you have to blame for lack of titles thus far is yourself..."
Rusty rebounds off the opposite side and Howard dodges him again with a high leapfrog. As Axel rebounds again Jason takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Rusty is back on his feet and Howard hits him with a standing dropkick. Rusty charges but Howard quickly throws Axel through the middle rope and to the outside. Carr stands up monitoring the action closely...
David Saturn-"I hope you're not planning to get involved..."
Robert Carr-"ARE YOU KIDDING? What are you trying to accuse me of sabotaging Jason Howard's attempts to try to beat a legend like Rusty? Rusty Axel is a monster in that ring and he doesn't need my help!"
David Saturn-"I'm not accusing you of anything! It was Rusty who said you would have his back you were spotted together this past week..."
Robert Carr-"So what? All that proves is that we were hanging out together and having a good time.....that is till someone drugged my drink and i passed out. I am sure I saw that female bar tender before working here for AWR and I know that she slipped something in my drink. Who knows it was probaby a knock out drug so she could take me back to her place and have her way with me!"
The camera focuses on the announcers briefly with aturn rolling his eyes...
Al Walters-"Axel luring Howard towards him there...Howard maybe making a rookie error by following Rusty to the outside..."
Howard follows but Rusty blocks a punch and clubs Howard hard across the back. Rusty then whips Howard hard into the barricade. Axel goes back into the ring and Howard follows quickly shrugging off the blow. As Rusty goes to pull Jason into the ring Howard drives his head into Rusty's ribs. Howard then with great athleticism leaps over the top rope with a cross body!
Al Walters-"Certainly Howard schooled in a somewhat more athletic form of wrestling...Axel is a very old fashioned brawler a real ruffneck..."
David Saturn-"Look Carr there's fans in the front row behind us...its all a conspiracy they are planning to attack you..."
Robert Carr-I bet you put them up to it too Saturn(Carr turns quickly to make sure no one is going to jump him then turns his attention back to Saturn) LIAR!
David Saturn-"If you stop acting like the whole world is against you wouldn't be openly mocked..."
1,2...and Rusty kicks out. Both men on their feet and a hard chop by Howard. Stiff right hand by Rusty in response but Howard shows some raw toughness by chopping Axel back. Howard with a shot to the head and Howard responds with another blow. Axel whips Howard into the corner but Jason leapfrogs to avoid Rusty as he charges forward.
Al Walters-"This is a good contest...very even match between these 2 competitors..."
David Saturn-"He's not showing any signs of rustiness here tonight...no pun intended!"
Robert Carr-"Hey Rusty Axel is a fifteen year year veteran and he knows exactly what he is doing in that ring! Hey can you hear me? I think someone cut my sound off!"
David Saturn-"We can hear you just fine unfortunately...why would anyone cut off your headphones?"
Robert Carr-"So I cannot voice my opioions and call this match and tell the world of my innocence and to show that I can commentate too when needed!"
David Saturn-"BECAUSE YOU WERE STANDING OVER HARRIS WITH A BASEBALL BAT! WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU ASININE FOOL!"
Howard with a hiptoss and as Rusty gets up Howard knees him in the face. Armdrag takedown into a armbar by Howard who now looks to take this to his preferred mat style attack. Rusty gets to his feet but Jason holds on with a standing armbar. Rusty backs Howard into the corner and then nails Jason with a shot to the ribs and the face.
David Saturn-"Shot to the ribs and face by Rusty there...that is stating what happened I am not speaking in some secret code in the universal conspiracy against Robert Carr...
Robert Carr-"STOP MOCKING ME SATURN YOU HAVE NO DAMN RIGHT TO DO THAT!"
David Saturn-"You deserve to be mocked! You are ruining this broadcast I can't believe I'm saying this but even listening to Steal is better than what we have put up with from you so far! Can you not make one worthwhile comment about the match or anything other than yourself?"
Al Walters-"To be fair David you aren't exactly paying much attention to the match itself either...both of you are being every childish here..."
Axel whips Howard into the opposite charges and lets out a roar as he charges forward. Howard however moves at the last second and Rusty connects shoulder first with the ringpost. Chop by Howard and whips Axel off the ropes. Rusty reverses and hits Howard with a kick to the jaw. Rusty then nails Howard with a hard clothesline sending him over the ropes.
Al Walters-"Hard clothesline and such was the momentum Rusty has also fallen to the outside!"
David Saturn-"Referee quick to get Rusty back into the ring...I guess he does not want to be accused of making a fast countout by some paranoid wrestler..."
Robert Carr-"THAT OFFICIAL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING ANYWAY!"
David Saturn-"The referees say you are a nightmare to referee for...apparently you even went into the locker room last week and threatened the official not to screw you! Yet you were the hypocrite who screwed Flammenkrieg using the ropes and that is undisputed fact with video evidence!"
The referee comes out the ring and prevents a repeat of what happened earlier by beckoning Rusty back into the ring. Axel reaches over the rope and stretches Jason's neck over the ropes. Rusty slams Howard into the mat and goes for the cover…1,2...and Howard kicks out. Axel then delivers a backbreaker…1,2...and Howard kicks out again.
Robert Carr-"Damn Howard must be using steroids no one should be able to muster that much strength after what Rusty has dished out to him!"
David Saturn-"Not going to complain about the counts? You're moaning about everything else..."
Rusty works on Howard’s neck. Axel with a Russian leg sweep and goes for the cover again. 1,2...and Howard gets his shoulder up. Axel then throws Jason to the outside and quickly follows with little caution at all. That was a foolish move as Howard hits a suplex out of nowhere.
Al Walters-"Howard holding his neck in some discomfort but there's no doubt he is in better shape than the veteran Rusty is..."
Robert Carr-"Rusty might have a bit of flab here and there but Rusty is the better man! I wonder who it is attacking everyone? I hope he doesn't show up and screw up Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Well maybe the mystery attacker will show again who knows? I bet you're so pathetic Carr that you're actually pleased you were attacked last week just so you could come out here and rant about how you were telling the truth..."
The ref reaches a count of 6 before Howard gets back into the ring. Axel is also quickly up to his feet. Howard with a hard chop and knee to the ribs. Howard goes to whip Rusty into the ropes but Axel reverses. Howard comes back off the ropes, dodges a clothesline and as he rebounds again hits Rusty with a flying elbow.
Robert Carr-"I am not pleased about getting jumped from behind but when the time is right I will get my revenge! Rusty seems to be slowing up a bit, maybe trying to catch a second wind!"
David Saturn-"Yes Rusty is definitely finding it a little harder to keep up with the younger, more athletic Jason Howard..."
Al Walters-"Nice to see you both commenting on the match at last..."
As Rusty gets to his feet Howard chops Rusty again and then whips Axel into the ropes. As Rusty rebounds Howard elevates Axel into the air with a back body drop. Another series of chops by Howard as Rusty gets to his feet. Howard goes to whip Rusty into the corner but Axel reverses. Rusty charges and hits Howard with a clothesline in the corner.
Al Walters-"Another nice clothesline by Rusty...and has Howard in the corner now..."
Rusty with a kick to the head and whips Howard into the opposite corner. As Howard charges back Rusty sidesteps, hooks Howard by the arm and rolls up Jason with the RUSTY WHEEL! 1,2...3!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
David Saturn-"Well Rusty got the job done by himself in the end. His associate Randal is nowhere to be seen he did not need to intervene..."
Robert Carr-"HA...I TOLD YOU RUSTY IS A MONSTER AND YOU THOUGHT HE NEEDED MY HELP! You and your damn false accusations!"
David Saturn-"I couldn't care less if you think I'm making false accusations after all the whining we have put up with. You're right I am saying if Rusty needed help you would have got involved alongside Randal. Whine conspiracy all you want we are all sick of listening to you..."
Al Walters-"We will be back after the commericial as Bret Harris goes one on one with the colossal Hell!"
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MAIN EVENT
SINGLES MATCH
BRET HARRIS VS HELL
Bret Harris is already in the ring awaiting Hell's arrival upon return from commercial.
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"Well Harris certainly couldn't have a taller task!"
Al Walters-"Harris has actually wrestled Hell before though did not fare too well in those matches..."
Robert Carr-"That is because like usual the officials do not know how to do their jobs properly!"
Harris and Hell don’t lock up instead getting right into a fistfight. Hell seems slightly taken aback that Harris has decided to take it to him in this manner and is pounded into the corner. Harris doesn’t look to be intimidated and begins kicking Hell in the ribs and chops him.
David Saturn-"Surprised Carr that you aren't yelling at Harris after he blamed you for the backstage assault a few weeks back. Or are you planning to actually concentrate on this main event bout?"
Robert Carr-I HATE BOTH EQUALLY AND RIGHT NOW AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED I HOPE THEY BEAT EACH OTHER TO DEATH!
Al Walters-"Harris really has nothing to lose. Nobody really thinks he stands a chance against Hell...still he wasn't a pushover in your recent clash Carr..."
Harris then ties Hell up in the ropes and begins punching him before the referee breaks it up. Harris then kicks Hell again and throws him over the top rope and to the outside. Harris comes out but Hell dodges his charge and Harris is thrown into the ringside barrier. Hell knocks Harris to the ground with a punch, stomps on him before throwing Harris back into the ring.
Al Walters-"Hell still not quite at 100% probably a major reason why we did not see him appear on the show last week. Still he is getting nearer..."
David Saturn-"He surprised me with his initial assault but Hell seems to be taking control now. The problem with Hell sometimes is that in the ring he occasionally takes a while to get going. Some wrestlers are slow starters but Hell is certainly taking charge now."
Robert Carr-"I THINK HE USES THOSE DAMN STEROIDS TOO. NO ONE CAN COME BACK LIKE HE DOES AFTER THE BEATINGS I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY TAKE AND JUST WIN LIKE HE DOES!"
David Saturn-"Hell does not need steroids. In his case he genuinely is a genetic marvel...
Harris is down and Hell hits him with successive elbows. Hell pulls Harris to his feet and punches him in the ribs and head. Harris shows some toughness absorbing the beating and managing to get to his feet before responding with a punch of his own. The brief rally however is cutoff as Hell punches back and pummels Harris into the corner.
David Saturn-"Harris throwing everything he has at Hell but the man is near invincible..."
Robert Carr-"Sure when you're filled with steroids!"
Al Walters-"Hell choking Harris with those boots...they are custom made you can't get that size in a regular store..."
David Saturn-"You can't get wrestling boots in general stores no matter what size..."
Kicks and stomps by Hell then he chokes Harris with his boot before the referee forces a break. Hell pulls Harris up but Harris suddenly hit’s a series of punches. Harris goes to whip Hell off the ropes, Hell reverses and as Harris charges back Hell kicks him in the face. Harris to his credit stays on his feet but is staggered. Hell charges back and takes Harris out with a brutal running kick to the side of the head.
Al Walters-"What a violent kick by Hell"
David Saturn-"Anymore like that and Harris will be drinking through a straw for some time to come! My God what a kick! Wow...well you have to credit Harris he managed to kick out..."
Robert Carr-"That is one thing with Harris, that little bitch has balls and he is tough! However Hell should have been dqed right there!"
David Saturn-"Why should that warrant a disqualification its perfectly within the match rules."
Hell with the cover…1,2...and Harris just kicks out. Chinlock applied by Hell perhaps unusual that a man of his size would try and keep his smaller opponent on the mat. Still Hell is known for his tendency to resort to technical wrestling sometimes rather than sticking to his power game. Hell pulls Harris up and despite a couple of punches by Harris he is knocked to his knees by a strong shot from Hell.
David Saturn-"Hell applies another chinlock perhaps hoping his strength is enough to choke Harris out."
Al Walters-"Harris hasn’t just backed away and taken Hell’s abuse he is putting up a fight."
Harris tries to fight to his feet and eventually manages to break the hold with elbows to the ribs. Both men exchange punches and Hell then kicks Harris in the midsection. Hell goes to whip Harris towards the ropes but Harris blocks and then launches Hell into the air dropping him neck first across the top rope! Great move by Harris but as Hell falls back the 2 men bang their heads.
Robert Carr-"HAHAHA tHAT IS WHAT I CALL A MEETING OF THE MINDS, HOWEVER THESE TWO GUYS ARE MINDLESS!"
David Saturn-"I don't think you can make comments about people's minds when you talk to yourself!"
Unfortunately for Harris that blow knocks him to the mat. The referee starts the 10 count and Hell is first to his feet. As he charges however Harris kicks him in the face staggering Hell. Charging forward Harris nails Hell with a big clothesline! Hell is right back to his feet and Harris hit’s the same move knocking Hell down again.
Robert Carr-"I hope Harris breaks Hells neck and then I hope harris slips and breaks his right after!"
Al Walters-"Hell was very critical of Harris and Rattlesnake this past week stating that Harris will not be able to physically leave the ring this week..."
David Saturn-"That obviously lit a fire under Harris and he is competing here with some determination."
Harris the goes to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbow…1,2...and Hell kicks out. Harris pulls Hell to his feet and goes for a irish whip. Hell reverses and as Harris charges back Hell scoops him up for a power slam. Harris reverses, lands on his feet behind Hell and hit’s a reverse DDT! 1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up.
Robert Carr-"Slow count like usual but did you see that....that is what I am saying how can he kick out of that, the man is certainly on some kind of drug enhancer!"
David Saturn-"There's nothing wrong with the count and Hell has been tested and come up clean every time! I know there's no love lost between you and Harris after recent accusations so why are you moaning about a perfectly good count?"
Robert Carr-Maybe like this company I have a hidden agenda! Besides the damn refs here love to do count outs, look at my match two weeks ago when I was beating harris!
David Saturn-"The ref was right to count you and Harris out 2 weeks ago! There's nothing wrong with his counts! Infact you were lucky he did not disqualify you in that match..."
Al Walters-"Hell going for the cover!
Harris gets up but Hell suddenly hit’s a sitdown spine buster out of nowhere! 1,2...and Harris kicks out. Hell pulls Harris to his feet, irish whip reversed by Harris, Hell charges back off the ropes and Harris connects with a dropkick! Harris with the cover and Hell gets the shoulder up at 2 again.
Al Walters-"Harris looks frustrated and pauses for a moment here..."
David Saturn-"That was a bad move since Hell is always fast to recover! Hell kicks Harris hard in the ribs! That will knock the wind right out of ya!"
Robert Carr-"That would knock the wind out of a damn horse! I have had kicks from him before and a month later it still hurts!"
Hell goes for a irish whip, Harris reverses and scoops Hell up going for some kind of reverse slam! However a tired Harris combined with Hell’s size and weight may be too great a burden to overcome. Hell manages to resist, lands on his feet and nails Harris with the HELLPLEX! Harris is out cold…1,2...3!
WINNER BY PINFALL: HELL
Al Walters-"Harris put up a fight for a while but it wasn’t quite enough to match the strength and endurance of the colossal Hell!"
After the match, Hell stands tall and celebrates in the ring. As he plays to the crowd, the lights suddenly disappear. White noise explodes over the PA system, much like what we saw last week.
Robert Carr-For God’s sakes, not this again.
David Saturn-"Once again ladies and gentlemen, we aren’t sure what this is all about, but I do not feel good about it."
After a few tense moments, the lights return. Hell is lying flat on the canvas, out cold. A small trickle of blood drips down his forehead. Near his unconscious body lays a led pipe, assumed to be what did the damage. On Hell’s chest rests a small piece of paper. Written on the paper is the recurring question “Do you know the plan?”
David Saturn-"There it is again, do you know the plan? I have no idea what this means, but I do know this. If even a monster like Hell can fall victim to whatever this is, as long as this “plan” is in motion, absolutely nobody here in Attitude Wrestling Revival is safe!"
Robert Carr-"Who cares?! As long as whatever this is results in pain for mongrels like Hell it’s fine with me.
David Saturn-"Oh god shut up Carr! This guy assaulted you last week you moron! All you care about is how you were right about not being behind these attacks! You know Hell will be out for vengence and God have mercy on those who Hell are after!"
Al Walters-"Thank you for joining us tonight ladies and gentlemen and we will see you right here next week!"
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to Awr CRASH Tv! I'm David Saturn joined by Al Walters and Robert Carr at ringside!"
Al Walters-"Well its nice to be at ringside might be my last chance for a while...lets hope for a great show!"
David Saturn-"Steal will unfortunately be returning next week once he recuperates from the brutal beating he took last week. Unfortunately his spirit is almost here in the form of the almost as annoying Robert Carr..."
Robert Carr-"Listen Saturn you are just a hack for this company. You even went so far as to say that I was behind the attacks on my former friend Bret Harris and that Two fly fag or whatever his name was. Leave Steal alone ok he is just trying to do his job but people like you and Al over there are always trying to target the guy just like this damn company and the fans are doing to me!"
David Saturn-"I have no issue admitting I was wrong. Its all I've been doing for the last 15 minutes while we were supposed to be making our final preparations! It has become clear you were not behind the attacks on 2 Fly Kidd and Bret Harris after what happened to you and Flammenkrieg last week."
Robert Carr-"I told everyone I wasn't its just another damn conspiracy like always!"
David Saturn-You were standing over Harris with a baseball bat! Any rational person would have come to the same conclusion! Still you would know nothing about thinking rationally wouldn't you?
Al Walters-"Well looks like we are ready for the opening contest...are you 2 planning to call the action or is it
going to be non stop bickering here!"
Robert Carr-"OH SHUT UP AND WATCH THE ACTION!"
SINGLES MATCH
RUSTY AXEL VS JASON HOWARD
From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Al Walters-"The veteran Rusty Axel to take on Jason Howard here...two men at the opposite ends of their careers..."
David Saturn-"Howard lost to Red Randal recently not he wants to beat his associate Rusty Axel as a means of gaining revenge. Randal cheated to win that match..."
Robert Carr-"What? Are you crazy Saturn? Red won that match using science and you know it. You guys will do anything to take away credit from newer guys like myself and Randal who are merely trying to make a name for ourselves. Of course when Hell is in the ring you brag him up like he is a god but ignore real pure talent when you see it!"
David Saturn-"Randal did cheat to beat Howard there is video evidence proving that fact. Will you please stop moaning about false accusations...everybody has admitted we were wrong to blame you..."
Both men lock up and Rusty immediately tries to back Howard against the ropes. The ref calls for the break and they lock up again. Side headlock applied by Rusty and Howard pushes Rusty into the ropes. Rusty rebounds and knocks Howard to the mat with a shoulder tackle. Rusty then charges off the ropes as Howard drops to the mat.
Robert Carr-"I bet the company is going to try to screw Rusty over before this match is done. I just know it. Look how they are treating me already!"
David Saturn-"What do you want sympathy? Nobody feels sorry for you because you act like a jackass!"
Al Walters-"I have to admit Carr I thought you were the one who attacked Harris and 2 Fly Kidd. You can't really blame Saturn or anyone else everybody thought it was you until last week...
Robert Carr-"Like I keep saying it is a god damn conspiracy like always!"
David Saturn-"There is no conspiracy. Do you want to end up like Rusty Axel with a career of underachievement because you can't take responsibility for yourself? You have the potential to be a world champion the only person you have to blame for lack of titles thus far is yourself..."
Rusty rebounds off the opposite side and Howard dodges him again with a high leapfrog. As Axel rebounds again Jason takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Rusty is back on his feet and Howard hits him with a standing dropkick. Rusty charges but Howard quickly throws Axel through the middle rope and to the outside. Carr stands up monitoring the action closely...
David Saturn-"I hope you're not planning to get involved..."
Robert Carr-"ARE YOU KIDDING? What are you trying to accuse me of sabotaging Jason Howard's attempts to try to beat a legend like Rusty? Rusty Axel is a monster in that ring and he doesn't need my help!"
David Saturn-"I'm not accusing you of anything! It was Rusty who said you would have his back you were spotted together this past week..."
Robert Carr-"So what? All that proves is that we were hanging out together and having a good time.....that is till someone drugged my drink and i passed out. I am sure I saw that female bar tender before working here for AWR and I know that she slipped something in my drink. Who knows it was probaby a knock out drug so she could take me back to her place and have her way with me!"
The camera focuses on the announcers briefly with aturn rolling his eyes...
Al Walters-"Axel luring Howard towards him there...Howard maybe making a rookie error by following Rusty to the outside..."
Howard follows but Rusty blocks a punch and clubs Howard hard across the back. Rusty then whips Howard hard into the barricade. Axel goes back into the ring and Howard follows quickly shrugging off the blow. As Rusty goes to pull Jason into the ring Howard drives his head into Rusty's ribs. Howard then with great athleticism leaps over the top rope with a cross body!
Al Walters-"Certainly Howard schooled in a somewhat more athletic form of wrestling...Axel is a very old fashioned brawler a real ruffneck..."
David Saturn-"Look Carr there's fans in the front row behind us...its all a conspiracy they are planning to attack you..."
Robert Carr-I bet you put them up to it too Saturn(Carr turns quickly to make sure no one is going to jump him then turns his attention back to Saturn) LIAR!
David Saturn-"If you stop acting like the whole world is against you wouldn't be openly mocked..."
1,2...and Rusty kicks out. Both men on their feet and a hard chop by Howard. Stiff right hand by Rusty in response but Howard shows some raw toughness by chopping Axel back. Howard with a shot to the head and Howard responds with another blow. Axel whips Howard into the corner but Jason leapfrogs to avoid Rusty as he charges forward.
Al Walters-"This is a good contest...very even match between these 2 competitors..."
David Saturn-"He's not showing any signs of rustiness here tonight...no pun intended!"
Robert Carr-"Hey Rusty Axel is a fifteen year year veteran and he knows exactly what he is doing in that ring! Hey can you hear me? I think someone cut my sound off!"
David Saturn-"We can hear you just fine unfortunately...why would anyone cut off your headphones?"
Robert Carr-"So I cannot voice my opioions and call this match and tell the world of my innocence and to show that I can commentate too when needed!"
David Saturn-"BECAUSE YOU WERE STANDING OVER HARRIS WITH A BASEBALL BAT! WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU ASININE FOOL!"
Howard with a hiptoss and as Rusty gets up Howard knees him in the face. Armdrag takedown into a armbar by Howard who now looks to take this to his preferred mat style attack. Rusty gets to his feet but Jason holds on with a standing armbar. Rusty backs Howard into the corner and then nails Jason with a shot to the ribs and the face.
David Saturn-"Shot to the ribs and face by Rusty there...that is stating what happened I am not speaking in some secret code in the universal conspiracy against Robert Carr...
Robert Carr-"STOP MOCKING ME SATURN YOU HAVE NO DAMN RIGHT TO DO THAT!"
David Saturn-"You deserve to be mocked! You are ruining this broadcast I can't believe I'm saying this but even listening to Steal is better than what we have put up with from you so far! Can you not make one worthwhile comment about the match or anything other than yourself?"
Al Walters-"To be fair David you aren't exactly paying much attention to the match itself either...both of you are being every childish here..."
Axel whips Howard into the opposite charges and lets out a roar as he charges forward. Howard however moves at the last second and Rusty connects shoulder first with the ringpost. Chop by Howard and whips Axel off the ropes. Rusty reverses and hits Howard with a kick to the jaw. Rusty then nails Howard with a hard clothesline sending him over the ropes.
Al Walters-"Hard clothesline and such was the momentum Rusty has also fallen to the outside!"
David Saturn-"Referee quick to get Rusty back into the ring...I guess he does not want to be accused of making a fast countout by some paranoid wrestler..."
Robert Carr-"THAT OFFICIAL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING ANYWAY!"
David Saturn-"The referees say you are a nightmare to referee for...apparently you even went into the locker room last week and threatened the official not to screw you! Yet you were the hypocrite who screwed Flammenkrieg using the ropes and that is undisputed fact with video evidence!"
The referee comes out the ring and prevents a repeat of what happened earlier by beckoning Rusty back into the ring. Axel reaches over the rope and stretches Jason's neck over the ropes. Rusty slams Howard into the mat and goes for the cover…1,2...and Howard kicks out. Axel then delivers a backbreaker…1,2...and Howard kicks out again.
Robert Carr-"Damn Howard must be using steroids no one should be able to muster that much strength after what Rusty has dished out to him!"
David Saturn-"Not going to complain about the counts? You're moaning about everything else..."
Rusty works on Howard’s neck. Axel with a Russian leg sweep and goes for the cover again. 1,2...and Howard gets his shoulder up. Axel then throws Jason to the outside and quickly follows with little caution at all. That was a foolish move as Howard hits a suplex out of nowhere.
Al Walters-"Howard holding his neck in some discomfort but there's no doubt he is in better shape than the veteran Rusty is..."
Robert Carr-"Rusty might have a bit of flab here and there but Rusty is the better man! I wonder who it is attacking everyone? I hope he doesn't show up and screw up Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Well maybe the mystery attacker will show again who knows? I bet you're so pathetic Carr that you're actually pleased you were attacked last week just so you could come out here and rant about how you were telling the truth..."
The ref reaches a count of 6 before Howard gets back into the ring. Axel is also quickly up to his feet. Howard with a hard chop and knee to the ribs. Howard goes to whip Rusty into the ropes but Axel reverses. Howard comes back off the ropes, dodges a clothesline and as he rebounds again hits Rusty with a flying elbow.
Robert Carr-"I am not pleased about getting jumped from behind but when the time is right I will get my revenge! Rusty seems to be slowing up a bit, maybe trying to catch a second wind!"
David Saturn-"Yes Rusty is definitely finding it a little harder to keep up with the younger, more athletic Jason Howard..."
Al Walters-"Nice to see you both commenting on the match at last..."
As Rusty gets to his feet Howard chops Rusty again and then whips Axel into the ropes. As Rusty rebounds Howard elevates Axel into the air with a back body drop. Another series of chops by Howard as Rusty gets to his feet. Howard goes to whip Rusty into the corner but Axel reverses. Rusty charges and hits Howard with a clothesline in the corner.
Al Walters-"Another nice clothesline by Rusty...and has Howard in the corner now..."
Rusty with a kick to the head and whips Howard into the opposite corner. As Howard charges back Rusty sidesteps, hooks Howard by the arm and rolls up Jason with the RUSTY WHEEL! 1,2...3!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
David Saturn-"Well Rusty got the job done by himself in the end. His associate Randal is nowhere to be seen he did not need to intervene..."
Robert Carr-"HA...I TOLD YOU RUSTY IS A MONSTER AND YOU THOUGHT HE NEEDED MY HELP! You and your damn false accusations!"
David Saturn-"I couldn't care less if you think I'm making false accusations after all the whining we have put up with. You're right I am saying if Rusty needed help you would have got involved alongside Randal. Whine conspiracy all you want we are all sick of listening to you..."
Al Walters-"We will be back after the commericial as Bret Harris goes one on one with the colossal Hell!"
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MAIN EVENT
SINGLES MATCH
BRET HARRIS VS HELL
Bret Harris is already in the ring awaiting Hell's arrival upon return from commercial.
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"Well Harris certainly couldn't have a taller task!"
Al Walters-"Harris has actually wrestled Hell before though did not fare too well in those matches..."
Robert Carr-"That is because like usual the officials do not know how to do their jobs properly!"
Harris and Hell don’t lock up instead getting right into a fistfight. Hell seems slightly taken aback that Harris has decided to take it to him in this manner and is pounded into the corner. Harris doesn’t look to be intimidated and begins kicking Hell in the ribs and chops him.
David Saturn-"Surprised Carr that you aren't yelling at Harris after he blamed you for the backstage assault a few weeks back. Or are you planning to actually concentrate on this main event bout?"
Robert Carr-I HATE BOTH EQUALLY AND RIGHT NOW AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED I HOPE THEY BEAT EACH OTHER TO DEATH!
Al Walters-"Harris really has nothing to lose. Nobody really thinks he stands a chance against Hell...still he wasn't a pushover in your recent clash Carr..."
Harris then ties Hell up in the ropes and begins punching him before the referee breaks it up. Harris then kicks Hell again and throws him over the top rope and to the outside. Harris comes out but Hell dodges his charge and Harris is thrown into the ringside barrier. Hell knocks Harris to the ground with a punch, stomps on him before throwing Harris back into the ring.
Al Walters-"Hell still not quite at 100% probably a major reason why we did not see him appear on the show last week. Still he is getting nearer..."
David Saturn-"He surprised me with his initial assault but Hell seems to be taking control now. The problem with Hell sometimes is that in the ring he occasionally takes a while to get going. Some wrestlers are slow starters but Hell is certainly taking charge now."
Robert Carr-"I THINK HE USES THOSE DAMN STEROIDS TOO. NO ONE CAN COME BACK LIKE HE DOES AFTER THE BEATINGS I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY TAKE AND JUST WIN LIKE HE DOES!"
David Saturn-"Hell does not need steroids. In his case he genuinely is a genetic marvel...
Harris is down and Hell hits him with successive elbows. Hell pulls Harris to his feet and punches him in the ribs and head. Harris shows some toughness absorbing the beating and managing to get to his feet before responding with a punch of his own. The brief rally however is cutoff as Hell punches back and pummels Harris into the corner.
David Saturn-"Harris throwing everything he has at Hell but the man is near invincible..."
Robert Carr-"Sure when you're filled with steroids!"
Al Walters-"Hell choking Harris with those boots...they are custom made you can't get that size in a regular store..."
David Saturn-"You can't get wrestling boots in general stores no matter what size..."
Kicks and stomps by Hell then he chokes Harris with his boot before the referee forces a break. Hell pulls Harris up but Harris suddenly hit’s a series of punches. Harris goes to whip Hell off the ropes, Hell reverses and as Harris charges back Hell kicks him in the face. Harris to his credit stays on his feet but is staggered. Hell charges back and takes Harris out with a brutal running kick to the side of the head.
Al Walters-"What a violent kick by Hell"
David Saturn-"Anymore like that and Harris will be drinking through a straw for some time to come! My God what a kick! Wow...well you have to credit Harris he managed to kick out..."
Robert Carr-"That is one thing with Harris, that little bitch has balls and he is tough! However Hell should have been dqed right there!"
David Saturn-"Why should that warrant a disqualification its perfectly within the match rules."
Hell with the cover…1,2...and Harris just kicks out. Chinlock applied by Hell perhaps unusual that a man of his size would try and keep his smaller opponent on the mat. Still Hell is known for his tendency to resort to technical wrestling sometimes rather than sticking to his power game. Hell pulls Harris up and despite a couple of punches by Harris he is knocked to his knees by a strong shot from Hell.
David Saturn-"Hell applies another chinlock perhaps hoping his strength is enough to choke Harris out."
Al Walters-"Harris hasn’t just backed away and taken Hell’s abuse he is putting up a fight."
Harris tries to fight to his feet and eventually manages to break the hold with elbows to the ribs. Both men exchange punches and Hell then kicks Harris in the midsection. Hell goes to whip Harris towards the ropes but Harris blocks and then launches Hell into the air dropping him neck first across the top rope! Great move by Harris but as Hell falls back the 2 men bang their heads.
Robert Carr-"HAHAHA tHAT IS WHAT I CALL A MEETING OF THE MINDS, HOWEVER THESE TWO GUYS ARE MINDLESS!"
David Saturn-"I don't think you can make comments about people's minds when you talk to yourself!"
Unfortunately for Harris that blow knocks him to the mat. The referee starts the 10 count and Hell is first to his feet. As he charges however Harris kicks him in the face staggering Hell. Charging forward Harris nails Hell with a big clothesline! Hell is right back to his feet and Harris hit’s the same move knocking Hell down again.
Robert Carr-"I hope Harris breaks Hells neck and then I hope harris slips and breaks his right after!"
Al Walters-"Hell was very critical of Harris and Rattlesnake this past week stating that Harris will not be able to physically leave the ring this week..."
David Saturn-"That obviously lit a fire under Harris and he is competing here with some determination."
Harris the goes to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbow…1,2...and Hell kicks out. Harris pulls Hell to his feet and goes for a irish whip. Hell reverses and as Harris charges back Hell scoops him up for a power slam. Harris reverses, lands on his feet behind Hell and hit’s a reverse DDT! 1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up.
Robert Carr-"Slow count like usual but did you see that....that is what I am saying how can he kick out of that, the man is certainly on some kind of drug enhancer!"
David Saturn-"There's nothing wrong with the count and Hell has been tested and come up clean every time! I know there's no love lost between you and Harris after recent accusations so why are you moaning about a perfectly good count?"
Robert Carr-Maybe like this company I have a hidden agenda! Besides the damn refs here love to do count outs, look at my match two weeks ago when I was beating harris!
David Saturn-"The ref was right to count you and Harris out 2 weeks ago! There's nothing wrong with his counts! Infact you were lucky he did not disqualify you in that match..."
Al Walters-"Hell going for the cover!
Harris gets up but Hell suddenly hit’s a sitdown spine buster out of nowhere! 1,2...and Harris kicks out. Hell pulls Harris to his feet, irish whip reversed by Harris, Hell charges back off the ropes and Harris connects with a dropkick! Harris with the cover and Hell gets the shoulder up at 2 again.
Al Walters-"Harris looks frustrated and pauses for a moment here..."
David Saturn-"That was a bad move since Hell is always fast to recover! Hell kicks Harris hard in the ribs! That will knock the wind right out of ya!"
Robert Carr-"That would knock the wind out of a damn horse! I have had kicks from him before and a month later it still hurts!"
Hell goes for a irish whip, Harris reverses and scoops Hell up going for some kind of reverse slam! However a tired Harris combined with Hell’s size and weight may be too great a burden to overcome. Hell manages to resist, lands on his feet and nails Harris with the HELLPLEX! Harris is out cold…1,2...3!
WINNER BY PINFALL: HELL
Al Walters-"Harris put up a fight for a while but it wasn’t quite enough to match the strength and endurance of the colossal Hell!"
After the match, Hell stands tall and celebrates in the ring. As he plays to the crowd, the lights suddenly disappear. White noise explodes over the PA system, much like what we saw last week.
Robert Carr-For God’s sakes, not this again.
David Saturn-"Once again ladies and gentlemen, we aren’t sure what this is all about, but I do not feel good about it."
After a few tense moments, the lights return. Hell is lying flat on the canvas, out cold. A small trickle of blood drips down his forehead. Near his unconscious body lays a led pipe, assumed to be what did the damage. On Hell’s chest rests a small piece of paper. Written on the paper is the recurring question “Do you know the plan?”
David Saturn-"There it is again, do you know the plan? I have no idea what this means, but I do know this. If even a monster like Hell can fall victim to whatever this is, as long as this “plan” is in motion, absolutely nobody here in Attitude Wrestling Revival is safe!"
Robert Carr-"Who cares?! As long as whatever this is results in pain for mongrels like Hell it’s fine with me.
David Saturn-"Oh god shut up Carr! This guy assaulted you last week you moron! All you care about is how you were right about not being behind these attacks! You know Hell will be out for vengence and God have mercy on those who Hell are after!"
Al Walters-"Thank you for joining us tonight ladies and gentlemen and we will see you right here next week!"