Post by Rusty Axel on Feb 28, 2013 17:54:24 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]CRASH TV SHOW 31 [/glow]
Awr credits roll and the show begins as the theme music plays. The cameras switch to the broadcast table where David Saturn and Neal Steal are seated.
David Saturn: GOOD EVENING WRESTLING FANS. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE LINED UP HERE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HELL AND TRACY ADKINS WILL GO HEAD TO HEAD AS WELL ELI GAVIN IS HERE AND THE MAIN EVENT FA SHO VS RUSTY AXEL.
Neal Steal: Jason Skilled is here to and he will defending his Crash title
Just then music blares and Roberto comes out to the ramp holding a mic. Roberto looks like he has something on his mind. His music stops and Roberto looks around. Finally after a pause Roberto lifts the mic and begins.
Roberto: Hello AWR wrestling fans. I am out here to make and important announcement tonight. As you all know Anthony Royal has not been seen since the attack on him that Fa Sho masterminded.
The fans start a Fa Sho chant. Roberto grins. Then continues.
Roberto: As for Silvio he will not be seen until further notice.
Roberto smiles largely. A chant of ass hole starts throughout the arena.
Roberto: As for myself i will be away taking care of personal business. I will be spending sometime in youngstown.
Roberto smiles knowing that the fans will know it deals with Silvio being locked up there.
Roberto: Now what this all boils down too is putting someone in charge while i am away. It needs to be someone that knows the business and has a sense of taking control when situations arise. I looked around AWR and i searched high and low for the proper persons to take the reigns for me while i am away. My decision was a hard one to ponder around in my mind but i feel i have found a person with all the qualifications necessary to handle this business while i am away. Tonight after the main event i will come back out and tell awr fans who my decision to put in charge will be. Till then enjoy the show and i will see you all later tonight.
Roberto lowers the mic and his music plays as he heads back through the curtains.
David Saturn: WHAT A BLOCK BUSTER ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL BE! I WONDER WHO WILL HAVE THE BURDEN OF CARRYING THIS COMPANY?
Neal Steal: HE PROBABLY CHOOSE ME SATURN SINCE I AM BUSINESS MINDED AND KNOW HOW TO DO THE JOB!
David Saturn: OH MY GOD NEAL DON'T TALK LIKE THAT I WANT TO HURL MY SUPER AND THE THOUGHT OF YOU RUNNING THIS PLACE IS JUST SCARY!
Neal Steal: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SATURN I CAN RUN THIS PLACE WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
David Saturn: You also call the matches with your eyes closed! As for you running this place Yes run it in the ground. We are ready to start the first match of the evening. This one should be a great match.
[glow=red,2,300]NAUGHTY NED VS ELI GAVIN[/glow]
Music plays and Ned comes out to the ring. The fans are cheering Ned and Ned is dressed in tight spandex shorts and wearing a halter top to reveal Ned's Triple d breasts. Ned is smiling and waving to the fans as Ned climbs in the ring.
As Ned is waiting music plays and Eli Gavin comes out to the approval of the fans.Eli high fives fans as he makes his way to the ring. His music stops and the official calls both men to the center of the ring and lays down the rules. Then he calls for the bell.
Eli and Ned lock up but Ned reaches forward and kisses Eli on the cheek. Eli breaks away and stands way back staring at Ned. Ned giggles and waves at Eli. The official tells them to lock up again. Eli locks up with Ned and gets him in a side standing head lock. Ned reaches around and rubs his hand over Eli buttock.
Eli shoves Ned Aside and glares at Ned. Ned is smiling from ear to ear. Eli shouts. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"? "YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE WRESTLING ME NOT TRYING TO MOLEST ME". once again the official tells them to lock up. Eli moves in with determination. He locks Ned in a full nelson.
David Saturn: NED HAVING FULL AT THE COST OF ELI'S SANITY!
Neal Steal: BAHHH I HOPE THEY BOTH KILL EACH OTHER! THEY ARE BOTH DISTURBING. NED WITH HIS SYC OUT TACTICS AND ELI WITH THAT SCIENCE TRASH. WHAT A WASTE OF TELEVISION TIME!
As Eli applies more pressure Ned backs up close to Eli rubbing his ass on Eli's crotch. Eli breaks the hold and shuts at Ned again. "OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT NOW WRESTLE ME DAMN IT! Ned smirks and nods his head yes and as they go to lock up Ned takes Eli down with a Russian leg sweep and then applies a head scissors and rubs himself in Eli's face.
Eli violently breaks loose the hold and punches Ned. He warns Ned enough is enough. Ned is rubbing his face where Eli just punched him. Ned gets up and Eli is ready to lock up with Ned. The two lock up and Eli whips need into the corner.
As Eli charges at Ned he is stopped in his tracks as Ned lifts his halter top revealing his breasts. Eli looks shocked as his mouth opens and his eyes cant believe what they are seeing. Ned charges out of the corner and nails Eli with a clothesline. Eli hits the mat hard.
David Saturn: Ned using his ASSETS as he refers to them as to get a slight advantage over Eli Gavin!
Neal Steal: Ned is disgusting!
Ned stands over Eli and places his knees on Eli's arms and wiggles himself close to Eli's face. The official slides into position and counts...one...two...hard kick out by Eli. Eli slides Ned into a pinning position and once again the ref counts,,,One...two...almost three but Ned manages to get a shoulder up.
Neal Steal: That one was real close!
David Saturn: Eli Gavin is proving his weight here in AWR. Ned needs to be careful! Tn give on that reminds me too i want to mention our march pay per view will be coming up soon and we will see an add in the show later tonight. The only information i can give you on this pay per view is the name and the main event match.
Neal Steal: Whats it called Saturn?
David Saturn: If you be quiet for another thirty seconds i will tell you. The Main event match will be Fa Sho taking on The Warlord Lance Invictus for the AWR Title and the name of the pay per view is called......SHO-W TIME!
Neal Steal: WHAT..............? How dare they name a Pay Per View after Fa Sho.
David Saturn: NOBODY SAID ITS BEING NAMED AFTER FA SHO SO STOP ASSUMING BECAUSE WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU MAKE AND ASS OUT OF YOURSELF WHICH YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT DOING NEAL NOW PLEASE LETS CALL THIS MATCH.
Ned gets to his feet and so does Eli. Ned is a bit slower and Eli sends Ned to the ropes. As Ned comes back Eli leans ahead but Ned leap frogs over Eli and goes to the ropes but when Ned comes back Eli drop kicks Ned. Ned hits hard but gets back up.
Eli rushes as Ned with a clothesline but Ned ducks. Eli turns around and Ned hip tosses Eli. Eli gets up and Ned does a leg scissors around Eli's neck taking him down again. Ned rubs himself on Eli's face. Now feed up Eli grabs Ned and slaps him several times because Eli cant decipher weather he should punch Ned.
Ned rolls out of the ring but Eli follows closely behind and Ned circles around and climbs in the other side. Eli climbs in too but Ned goes to the ropes and comes off nailing Eli with a shoulder block. Eli goes down but gets back up. Eli and Ned begin to brawl.
David Saturn: Was someone disqualified?
Neal Steal: I think the time limit expired.
Eli whips Ned to the ropes. As Ned comes off Eli swings at Ned but Ned ducks. As Eli turns around Ned hits his finisher. Ned covers Eli as the official slides into place, He counts ......One....Two....Three.........
[glow=red,2,300]Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the match by pin fall Naughty Ned!
Time of match 14:58[/glow]
David Saturn: Great Win by Naughty Ned and Ned gives Eli Gavin his first Loss! That was a great match by both of these superstars.
Neal Steal: I,M JUST GLAD ITS OVER THEY ARE BOTH DISGUSTING!
David Saturn: Well that's your opinion!
The camera switches to the back. After the camera changes we see Robert Carr. He comes face to face with Red Randal. Both of them stop and eye each other up. Finally Robert breaks the silence.
Robert Carr: Red listen i know we have had our differences but Red we really need to sit down and talk. No tricks Red and no bullshit. Just straight up talk and after you hear what i have to say you can react whatever way you want too.
Red eye balls Robert some more. Then Red speaks.
Red Randal: OK Carr but you got just five minutes.
Robert Carr: In the dressing room Red i don't want these idiots to ease drop.
Robert points to the camera.
Robert Carr: Come on Red just like old times. No tricks i swear?
Red Randal : You better not be fucking with me Robert cause i will take that dressing room apart along with you.
Robert and Red head back to the sin Dressing room. As they enter inside the scene changes.
David Saturn: I wonder what that is about. Red Randal had left sin and no longer wanted to be associated with them for their tactics and abuse of the rules. I hope Red isn't getting set up.
Neal Steal: If he is it will teach him right for abandoning sin. They practically made the guys career.
David Saturn: well i don't know about that but we are ready to start the next match.
[glow=red,2,300]Jason Skilled Vs Playboy Pete[/glow]
Music plays and Playboy Pete comes out to the cheer of the crowd with two woman on each arm. Pete is smiling and having fun as he makes his way to the ring. Pete gets in the ring and parades around as he waits for Jason.
Music plays and Jason comes out wearing the crash title. He bad mouths some fans who are booing him. Jason stops and argues with them. Playboy slides out of the ring and when Jason turns around Pete nails him with a huge fist,
David Saturn: Playboy Pete not wasting time as he goes right after Jason. That's what Pete has to do here because its a title shot and if Pete don't keep on Jason he may not get another shot for a while if he doesn't win here tonight.
Neal Steal: That big oaf will eat Jason's arm if Jason isn't careful! That's about all he is good for!
Pete grabs Jason by the hair and shoves him into the ring. Pete slides in but Jason unhooks the belt and hits Pete with it slowing him down. Jason gets up and stomps a boot into Pete's head. Then several more. Jason begins to get aggressive and he punches with closed fists.
Jason attempts to whip Pete to the corner but Pete reverses it and then follows Jason in and hits a big splash on Jason. Pete moves back and Jason staggers out of the corner and falls on his face. Pete then delivers a big elbow to the back of Jason's head.
Pete applies a leg lock and Jason looks like hes in pain. As Jason tries to fight it Pete applies more pressure. Jason reaches out and touches the ropes. The official calls for a break. Pete lets go but does a splash on Jason.
Neal Steal: LOOK AT THE RING BOUNCE! THAT WAS LIKE GETTING HIT BY A WHALE!
David Saturn: I BET Jason WILL FEEL THE AFFECTS OF THAT FOR A FEW WEEKS!
Pete grabs Jason and stands him up. Pete upper cuts Jason and goes to the ropes. As he comes back Jason drop kicks Pete in the knee. Pete goes down and Jason begins to hammer on Pete with closed fists to the back and Kidney area. Jason hits harder with each punch.
Jason then takes his boot lace and rakes it across Pete's eyes. Pete grabs his eyes and Jason stomps away some more. Jason whips Pete to the ropes and when Pete comes back Jason leans ahead and Pete nails Jason with a double Axe handle. Pete grabs Jason and sends him into the ropes. As Jason comes off Pete clotheslines him.
David Saturn: Jason is sure showing aggressive signs here tonight.
Neal Steal: I would be aggressive too if my belt was stolen by Bret Harris and i had to win it back. Not to mention the fact of losing to Bret Harris! yukkkkk!
David Saturn: We had this discussion. Bret Harris beat Jason fair and square now shut up and call the match!
Neal Steal: I WOULD CALL THE MATCH BUT I CANT SEE WHATS GOING ON!
David Saturn: DO YOU NEED GLASSES?
Neal Steal: NO PETE IS BLOCKING THE VIEW! HAHAHAHA..........
David Saturn: Your a real ass sometimes Neal!
Pete follows up with an elbow. Then Pete climbs the ropes. Pete gets up on the third rope and measures up Jason. The crowd is cheering Pete on.
David Saturn: Whats Pete doing?
Neal Steal: LOOK AT THAT ROPE SAG WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT!
David Saturn" I think Pete is going to try a move from the top.
Pete smiles and lets out a yell. Pete does a moon sault and nails Jason right on target. The entire shakes with the force of the impact. Pete hooks a leg and overs Jason. The Official slides in and starts to count....One....Two.....Three.......
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION PLAYBOY PETE![/glow]
David Saturn: WE HAVE A NEW CRASH CHAMPION! PLAYBOY PETE HAS WON IT!
Neal Steal: I NEVER KNEW WHALES COULD FLY AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE BELIEVED IT IF I HADN'T SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES!
David Saturn: Playboy Pete is very talented for his size.
Neal Steal: You Mean Talented at eating!
David Saturn: We are going to a quick sponsor break.
The Camera switches and we sees a Add. Quickly it goes back to awr and the cameras resume in the Locker room of Sin. Robert Carr and Red Randal are the only two in the room.
Robert Carr: Listen Red i know you and Adkins have had your differences. Hell man for that matter so have you and i but lets face facts you know those phonies out back aren't going to watch your back.
Red Randal: Adkins tried to take me out last week! You expect me to trust him?
Robert Carr: Adkins was directed by me to shake you up.
Red Randal: WHAT.............
Red doubles his fist. Carr backs up.
Robert Carr: Wait Red.....I just did that to give you a wake up call. Think about it. Did anyone come to your rescue? The answer is no! By the way were is your new friend Toxic Maddox? See what i mean Red. Those guys are pulling your leg now come home Red.
Red thinks long and Hard. Finally after much thought Red agrees. Robert smirks and extends his hand to Red. Robert Carr adds one more comment.
Robert Carr: Red Let me ask you one more question? I am not saying we will do this but ask yourself this question. What would happens if all the rest of the members of sin walked thought that door right now and decided we were going to bring you down?
Then adding in very quickly Carr continues.
Robert Carr: Were not Red i am just using this for and example. I mean do you actually think any of those self arrogant over egotistical bastards in the dressing room would come help you?
Red looks at Carr and for once Red knows Carr has a point.
Robert Carr: NONE! NO ONE RED! YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT!
Red lowers his head. He pauses and then agrees that Carr is right.
Red Randal: OK ROBERT I'M BACK IN BUT................ NO MORE SITTING PEOPLE ON FIRE! TH-ATS NOT ENTERTAINMENT THAT'S JUST PURE TORTURE AND TERRORISM AND I AM NOT A TARRIEST!
Robert extends his hand and Red shakes it.
Robert Carr: Face it Red you need Sin.....And.....Sin needs you. Red Lets forget about what happened and lets start fresh. Welcome home Red!
The two walk out of the dressing room and the Scene changes quickly back to David Saturn and Neal Steal.
Neal Steal: YEAAAAAAA RED RANDAL IS FINALLY BACK WHERE HE BELONGS AND THAT'S WITH SIN!
David Saturn: That might be a bad decision for Red. I mean how do you shake hands with a rattlesnake?
Neal Steal: HUH.............
David Saturn: Now here's a promo for the Pay Per View!
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WATCH FOR THE NEW AWR PAY PER VIEW SHO-W TIME IN MARCH! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TICKETS FOR THIS EVENT OR WOULD LIKE TO ORDER IT ON LIVE TELEVISION THEN PHONE 1-888-SHO-TIME! ORDER NOW WHILE TICKETS LAST!
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David Saturn: Well we are back and ready to get back to action as the next match is about to start.
Neal Siteal: I think its horrable to name that pay per view after Fa Sho!
David Saturn: That is not your decision Neal now pay attention to this next match!
[glow=red,2,300]Hell Vs Tracy Adkins[/glow]
As Hell is on his way to the ring Tracy leaps out from the crowd. He punches hell stomps hell in the back. The bell rings and Tracy mounts a brutal attack. Tracy grabs Hell and shoves him into the ring barrier. Tracy lunges at Hell but gets a big boot in the face.
The official comes out and tries several times to get Hell and Tracy in the ring. Both Hell and Tracy grab the official and shove him aside. Finally the Official is feed up and calls for the bell.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST!
Time of Match 2:07[/glow]
Hell and Tracy ignore the bell and continue to fight all the way to the back and behind the curtains, Finally they are broke up by security.
David Saturn: Those two really hate each other!
Neal Steal: Adkins is a great star and Hell is just trying to steal Adkins star so to speak.
David Saturn: Hell doesnt need Adkins Star Hell has his own and is a very accomplished wrestler here in AWR or anywhere in the world he Wrestles. Our Main Event is ready to start!
[glow=red,2,300]Main Event
Fa Sho Vs Rusty Axel[/glow]
Music plays and Rusty come out with Jason behind him. Rusty gets in the ring and him and Jason are talking about playboy Pete winning the crash title. Jason seems livid.
Finally Fa Shos music plays and Fa Sho comes out to the cheer of the Crowd. Sho gets in the ring and his music stops. The bell rings and Rusty is still talking to Jason. The ref orders Jason out of the ring. Jason leaves.
Rusty turns around and when he does Fa Sho nails him with his finisher. Sho looks down at Rusty and grins. He places a foot on Rusty's chest and the official slides into place and counts...One...Two...Three.....
Neal Steal: WHAT THE.......THIS IS TERRIBLE FA SHO CHEATED. THREES NO WAY HE BEAT A LEGEND LIKE RUSTY THAT QUICK!
David Saturn: Neal Fa Sho beat Rusty fair because Rusty wasn't paying Attention. That has to be one of the fastest matches i have ever witnessed in a main event.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH FA SHO!
Time Of Match 00:11 seconds.[/glow]
Fa Sho leaves and as he walks up the ramp he passes by Roberto who is on his way to the ring. Rusty is just getting to his feet when Roberto enters the ring.
Roberto: Rusty would you please wait here before you leave?
Rusty grabs the back of his head holding it and shakes his head yes.Some fans are laughing at Rusty but he ignores them.
Roberto: Well i said i would be back at the end of the show with a decision on who will take my place while i am away.
Roberto looks at Rusty. He extends his hand. Rusty looks baffled but shakes Roberto's hand.
Roberto: Congratulations Rusty on taking my spot while i am away, I just hope you do a better job of running this place then what you did in this match tonight,
Rusty scratches his head as if it hasn't sunk in yet. Roberto smirks as he walks away.
Neal Steal: YEAHHHHHH FINALLY SOMEONE WITH BRAINS IN CHARGE NOW MAYBE WE WILL BEGIN TO GET SOME JUSTICE HANDED OUT HERE IN AWR!
David Saturn: I CANT BELIEVE WHAT MY EARS JUST HEARD! RUSTY AXEL IN CHARGE OF AWR? I AM AFRAID! WELL FOLKS WE ARE OUT OF TIME.
Before the show goes off the pay per view add airs again.
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WATCH FOR THE NEW AWR PAY PER VIEW SHO-W TIME IN MARCH! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TICKETS FOR THIS EVENT OR WOULD LIKE TO ORDER IT ON LIVE TELEVISION THEN PHONE 1-888-SHO-TIME! ORDER NOW WHILE TICKETS LAST!
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Credits roll and show ends.
Awr credits roll and the show begins as the theme music plays. The cameras switch to the broadcast table where David Saturn and Neal Steal are seated.
David Saturn: GOOD EVENING WRESTLING FANS. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE LINED UP HERE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HELL AND TRACY ADKINS WILL GO HEAD TO HEAD AS WELL ELI GAVIN IS HERE AND THE MAIN EVENT FA SHO VS RUSTY AXEL.
Neal Steal: Jason Skilled is here to and he will defending his Crash title
Just then music blares and Roberto comes out to the ramp holding a mic. Roberto looks like he has something on his mind. His music stops and Roberto looks around. Finally after a pause Roberto lifts the mic and begins.
Roberto: Hello AWR wrestling fans. I am out here to make and important announcement tonight. As you all know Anthony Royal has not been seen since the attack on him that Fa Sho masterminded.
The fans start a Fa Sho chant. Roberto grins. Then continues.
Roberto: As for Silvio he will not be seen until further notice.
Roberto smiles largely. A chant of ass hole starts throughout the arena.
Roberto: As for myself i will be away taking care of personal business. I will be spending sometime in youngstown.
Roberto smiles knowing that the fans will know it deals with Silvio being locked up there.
Roberto: Now what this all boils down too is putting someone in charge while i am away. It needs to be someone that knows the business and has a sense of taking control when situations arise. I looked around AWR and i searched high and low for the proper persons to take the reigns for me while i am away. My decision was a hard one to ponder around in my mind but i feel i have found a person with all the qualifications necessary to handle this business while i am away. Tonight after the main event i will come back out and tell awr fans who my decision to put in charge will be. Till then enjoy the show and i will see you all later tonight.
Roberto lowers the mic and his music plays as he heads back through the curtains.
David Saturn: WHAT A BLOCK BUSTER ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL BE! I WONDER WHO WILL HAVE THE BURDEN OF CARRYING THIS COMPANY?
Neal Steal: HE PROBABLY CHOOSE ME SATURN SINCE I AM BUSINESS MINDED AND KNOW HOW TO DO THE JOB!
David Saturn: OH MY GOD NEAL DON'T TALK LIKE THAT I WANT TO HURL MY SUPER AND THE THOUGHT OF YOU RUNNING THIS PLACE IS JUST SCARY!
Neal Steal: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SATURN I CAN RUN THIS PLACE WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
David Saturn: You also call the matches with your eyes closed! As for you running this place Yes run it in the ground. We are ready to start the first match of the evening. This one should be a great match.
[glow=red,2,300]NAUGHTY NED VS ELI GAVIN[/glow]
Music plays and Ned comes out to the ring. The fans are cheering Ned and Ned is dressed in tight spandex shorts and wearing a halter top to reveal Ned's Triple d breasts. Ned is smiling and waving to the fans as Ned climbs in the ring.
As Ned is waiting music plays and Eli Gavin comes out to the approval of the fans.Eli high fives fans as he makes his way to the ring. His music stops and the official calls both men to the center of the ring and lays down the rules. Then he calls for the bell.
Eli and Ned lock up but Ned reaches forward and kisses Eli on the cheek. Eli breaks away and stands way back staring at Ned. Ned giggles and waves at Eli. The official tells them to lock up again. Eli locks up with Ned and gets him in a side standing head lock. Ned reaches around and rubs his hand over Eli buttock.
Eli shoves Ned Aside and glares at Ned. Ned is smiling from ear to ear. Eli shouts. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"? "YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE WRESTLING ME NOT TRYING TO MOLEST ME". once again the official tells them to lock up. Eli moves in with determination. He locks Ned in a full nelson.
David Saturn: NED HAVING FULL AT THE COST OF ELI'S SANITY!
Neal Steal: BAHHH I HOPE THEY BOTH KILL EACH OTHER! THEY ARE BOTH DISTURBING. NED WITH HIS SYC OUT TACTICS AND ELI WITH THAT SCIENCE TRASH. WHAT A WASTE OF TELEVISION TIME!
As Eli applies more pressure Ned backs up close to Eli rubbing his ass on Eli's crotch. Eli breaks the hold and shuts at Ned again. "OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT NOW WRESTLE ME DAMN IT! Ned smirks and nods his head yes and as they go to lock up Ned takes Eli down with a Russian leg sweep and then applies a head scissors and rubs himself in Eli's face.
Eli violently breaks loose the hold and punches Ned. He warns Ned enough is enough. Ned is rubbing his face where Eli just punched him. Ned gets up and Eli is ready to lock up with Ned. The two lock up and Eli whips need into the corner.
As Eli charges at Ned he is stopped in his tracks as Ned lifts his halter top revealing his breasts. Eli looks shocked as his mouth opens and his eyes cant believe what they are seeing. Ned charges out of the corner and nails Eli with a clothesline. Eli hits the mat hard.
David Saturn: Ned using his ASSETS as he refers to them as to get a slight advantage over Eli Gavin!
Neal Steal: Ned is disgusting!
Ned stands over Eli and places his knees on Eli's arms and wiggles himself close to Eli's face. The official slides into position and counts...one...two...hard kick out by Eli. Eli slides Ned into a pinning position and once again the ref counts,,,One...two...almost three but Ned manages to get a shoulder up.
Neal Steal: That one was real close!
David Saturn: Eli Gavin is proving his weight here in AWR. Ned needs to be careful! Tn give on that reminds me too i want to mention our march pay per view will be coming up soon and we will see an add in the show later tonight. The only information i can give you on this pay per view is the name and the main event match.
Neal Steal: Whats it called Saturn?
David Saturn: If you be quiet for another thirty seconds i will tell you. The Main event match will be Fa Sho taking on The Warlord Lance Invictus for the AWR Title and the name of the pay per view is called......SHO-W TIME!
Neal Steal: WHAT..............? How dare they name a Pay Per View after Fa Sho.
David Saturn: NOBODY SAID ITS BEING NAMED AFTER FA SHO SO STOP ASSUMING BECAUSE WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU MAKE AND ASS OUT OF YOURSELF WHICH YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT DOING NEAL NOW PLEASE LETS CALL THIS MATCH.
Ned gets to his feet and so does Eli. Ned is a bit slower and Eli sends Ned to the ropes. As Ned comes back Eli leans ahead but Ned leap frogs over Eli and goes to the ropes but when Ned comes back Eli drop kicks Ned. Ned hits hard but gets back up.
Eli rushes as Ned with a clothesline but Ned ducks. Eli turns around and Ned hip tosses Eli. Eli gets up and Ned does a leg scissors around Eli's neck taking him down again. Ned rubs himself on Eli's face. Now feed up Eli grabs Ned and slaps him several times because Eli cant decipher weather he should punch Ned.
Ned rolls out of the ring but Eli follows closely behind and Ned circles around and climbs in the other side. Eli climbs in too but Ned goes to the ropes and comes off nailing Eli with a shoulder block. Eli goes down but gets back up. Eli and Ned begin to brawl.
David Saturn: Was someone disqualified?
Neal Steal: I think the time limit expired.
Eli whips Ned to the ropes. As Ned comes off Eli swings at Ned but Ned ducks. As Eli turns around Ned hits his finisher. Ned covers Eli as the official slides into place, He counts ......One....Two....Three.........
[glow=red,2,300]Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the match by pin fall Naughty Ned!
Time of match 14:58[/glow]
David Saturn: Great Win by Naughty Ned and Ned gives Eli Gavin his first Loss! That was a great match by both of these superstars.
Neal Steal: I,M JUST GLAD ITS OVER THEY ARE BOTH DISGUSTING!
David Saturn: Well that's your opinion!
The camera switches to the back. After the camera changes we see Robert Carr. He comes face to face with Red Randal. Both of them stop and eye each other up. Finally Robert breaks the silence.
Robert Carr: Red listen i know we have had our differences but Red we really need to sit down and talk. No tricks Red and no bullshit. Just straight up talk and after you hear what i have to say you can react whatever way you want too.
Red eye balls Robert some more. Then Red speaks.
Red Randal: OK Carr but you got just five minutes.
Robert Carr: In the dressing room Red i don't want these idiots to ease drop.
Robert points to the camera.
Robert Carr: Come on Red just like old times. No tricks i swear?
Red Randal : You better not be fucking with me Robert cause i will take that dressing room apart along with you.
Robert and Red head back to the sin Dressing room. As they enter inside the scene changes.
David Saturn: I wonder what that is about. Red Randal had left sin and no longer wanted to be associated with them for their tactics and abuse of the rules. I hope Red isn't getting set up.
Neal Steal: If he is it will teach him right for abandoning sin. They practically made the guys career.
David Saturn: well i don't know about that but we are ready to start the next match.
[glow=red,2,300]Jason Skilled Vs Playboy Pete[/glow]
Music plays and Playboy Pete comes out to the cheer of the crowd with two woman on each arm. Pete is smiling and having fun as he makes his way to the ring. Pete gets in the ring and parades around as he waits for Jason.
Music plays and Jason comes out wearing the crash title. He bad mouths some fans who are booing him. Jason stops and argues with them. Playboy slides out of the ring and when Jason turns around Pete nails him with a huge fist,
David Saturn: Playboy Pete not wasting time as he goes right after Jason. That's what Pete has to do here because its a title shot and if Pete don't keep on Jason he may not get another shot for a while if he doesn't win here tonight.
Neal Steal: That big oaf will eat Jason's arm if Jason isn't careful! That's about all he is good for!
Pete grabs Jason by the hair and shoves him into the ring. Pete slides in but Jason unhooks the belt and hits Pete with it slowing him down. Jason gets up and stomps a boot into Pete's head. Then several more. Jason begins to get aggressive and he punches with closed fists.
Jason attempts to whip Pete to the corner but Pete reverses it and then follows Jason in and hits a big splash on Jason. Pete moves back and Jason staggers out of the corner and falls on his face. Pete then delivers a big elbow to the back of Jason's head.
Pete applies a leg lock and Jason looks like hes in pain. As Jason tries to fight it Pete applies more pressure. Jason reaches out and touches the ropes. The official calls for a break. Pete lets go but does a splash on Jason.
Neal Steal: LOOK AT THE RING BOUNCE! THAT WAS LIKE GETTING HIT BY A WHALE!
David Saturn: I BET Jason WILL FEEL THE AFFECTS OF THAT FOR A FEW WEEKS!
Pete grabs Jason and stands him up. Pete upper cuts Jason and goes to the ropes. As he comes back Jason drop kicks Pete in the knee. Pete goes down and Jason begins to hammer on Pete with closed fists to the back and Kidney area. Jason hits harder with each punch.
Jason then takes his boot lace and rakes it across Pete's eyes. Pete grabs his eyes and Jason stomps away some more. Jason whips Pete to the ropes and when Pete comes back Jason leans ahead and Pete nails Jason with a double Axe handle. Pete grabs Jason and sends him into the ropes. As Jason comes off Pete clotheslines him.
David Saturn: Jason is sure showing aggressive signs here tonight.
Neal Steal: I would be aggressive too if my belt was stolen by Bret Harris and i had to win it back. Not to mention the fact of losing to Bret Harris! yukkkkk!
David Saturn: We had this discussion. Bret Harris beat Jason fair and square now shut up and call the match!
Neal Steal: I WOULD CALL THE MATCH BUT I CANT SEE WHATS GOING ON!
David Saturn: DO YOU NEED GLASSES?
Neal Steal: NO PETE IS BLOCKING THE VIEW! HAHAHAHA..........
David Saturn: Your a real ass sometimes Neal!
Pete follows up with an elbow. Then Pete climbs the ropes. Pete gets up on the third rope and measures up Jason. The crowd is cheering Pete on.
David Saturn: Whats Pete doing?
Neal Steal: LOOK AT THAT ROPE SAG WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT!
David Saturn" I think Pete is going to try a move from the top.
Pete smiles and lets out a yell. Pete does a moon sault and nails Jason right on target. The entire shakes with the force of the impact. Pete hooks a leg and overs Jason. The Official slides in and starts to count....One....Two.....Three.......
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION PLAYBOY PETE![/glow]
David Saturn: WE HAVE A NEW CRASH CHAMPION! PLAYBOY PETE HAS WON IT!
Neal Steal: I NEVER KNEW WHALES COULD FLY AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE BELIEVED IT IF I HADN'T SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES!
David Saturn: Playboy Pete is very talented for his size.
Neal Steal: You Mean Talented at eating!
David Saturn: We are going to a quick sponsor break.
The Camera switches and we sees a Add. Quickly it goes back to awr and the cameras resume in the Locker room of Sin. Robert Carr and Red Randal are the only two in the room.
Robert Carr: Listen Red i know you and Adkins have had your differences. Hell man for that matter so have you and i but lets face facts you know those phonies out back aren't going to watch your back.
Red Randal: Adkins tried to take me out last week! You expect me to trust him?
Robert Carr: Adkins was directed by me to shake you up.
Red Randal: WHAT.............
Red doubles his fist. Carr backs up.
Robert Carr: Wait Red.....I just did that to give you a wake up call. Think about it. Did anyone come to your rescue? The answer is no! By the way were is your new friend Toxic Maddox? See what i mean Red. Those guys are pulling your leg now come home Red.
Red thinks long and Hard. Finally after much thought Red agrees. Robert smirks and extends his hand to Red. Robert Carr adds one more comment.
Robert Carr: Red Let me ask you one more question? I am not saying we will do this but ask yourself this question. What would happens if all the rest of the members of sin walked thought that door right now and decided we were going to bring you down?
Then adding in very quickly Carr continues.
Robert Carr: Were not Red i am just using this for and example. I mean do you actually think any of those self arrogant over egotistical bastards in the dressing room would come help you?
Red looks at Carr and for once Red knows Carr has a point.
Robert Carr: NONE! NO ONE RED! YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT!
Red lowers his head. He pauses and then agrees that Carr is right.
Red Randal: OK ROBERT I'M BACK IN BUT................ NO MORE SITTING PEOPLE ON FIRE! TH-ATS NOT ENTERTAINMENT THAT'S JUST PURE TORTURE AND TERRORISM AND I AM NOT A TARRIEST!
Robert extends his hand and Red shakes it.
Robert Carr: Face it Red you need Sin.....And.....Sin needs you. Red Lets forget about what happened and lets start fresh. Welcome home Red!
The two walk out of the dressing room and the Scene changes quickly back to David Saturn and Neal Steal.
Neal Steal: YEAAAAAAA RED RANDAL IS FINALLY BACK WHERE HE BELONGS AND THAT'S WITH SIN!
David Saturn: That might be a bad decision for Red. I mean how do you shake hands with a rattlesnake?
Neal Steal: HUH.............
David Saturn: Now here's a promo for the Pay Per View!
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David Saturn: Well we are back and ready to get back to action as the next match is about to start.
Neal Siteal: I think its horrable to name that pay per view after Fa Sho!
David Saturn: That is not your decision Neal now pay attention to this next match!
[glow=red,2,300]Hell Vs Tracy Adkins[/glow]
As Hell is on his way to the ring Tracy leaps out from the crowd. He punches hell stomps hell in the back. The bell rings and Tracy mounts a brutal attack. Tracy grabs Hell and shoves him into the ring barrier. Tracy lunges at Hell but gets a big boot in the face.
The official comes out and tries several times to get Hell and Tracy in the ring. Both Hell and Tracy grab the official and shove him aside. Finally the Official is feed up and calls for the bell.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST!
Time of Match 2:07[/glow]
Hell and Tracy ignore the bell and continue to fight all the way to the back and behind the curtains, Finally they are broke up by security.
David Saturn: Those two really hate each other!
Neal Steal: Adkins is a great star and Hell is just trying to steal Adkins star so to speak.
David Saturn: Hell doesnt need Adkins Star Hell has his own and is a very accomplished wrestler here in AWR or anywhere in the world he Wrestles. Our Main Event is ready to start!
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Fa Sho Vs Rusty Axel[/glow]
Music plays and Rusty come out with Jason behind him. Rusty gets in the ring and him and Jason are talking about playboy Pete winning the crash title. Jason seems livid.
Finally Fa Shos music plays and Fa Sho comes out to the cheer of the Crowd. Sho gets in the ring and his music stops. The bell rings and Rusty is still talking to Jason. The ref orders Jason out of the ring. Jason leaves.
Rusty turns around and when he does Fa Sho nails him with his finisher. Sho looks down at Rusty and grins. He places a foot on Rusty's chest and the official slides into place and counts...One...Two...Three.....
Neal Steal: WHAT THE.......THIS IS TERRIBLE FA SHO CHEATED. THREES NO WAY HE BEAT A LEGEND LIKE RUSTY THAT QUICK!
David Saturn: Neal Fa Sho beat Rusty fair because Rusty wasn't paying Attention. That has to be one of the fastest matches i have ever witnessed in a main event.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH FA SHO!
Time Of Match 00:11 seconds.[/glow]
Fa Sho leaves and as he walks up the ramp he passes by Roberto who is on his way to the ring. Rusty is just getting to his feet when Roberto enters the ring.
Roberto: Rusty would you please wait here before you leave?
Rusty grabs the back of his head holding it and shakes his head yes.Some fans are laughing at Rusty but he ignores them.
Roberto: Well i said i would be back at the end of the show with a decision on who will take my place while i am away.
Roberto looks at Rusty. He extends his hand. Rusty looks baffled but shakes Roberto's hand.
Roberto: Congratulations Rusty on taking my spot while i am away, I just hope you do a better job of running this place then what you did in this match tonight,
Rusty scratches his head as if it hasn't sunk in yet. Roberto smirks as he walks away.
Neal Steal: YEAHHHHHH FINALLY SOMEONE WITH BRAINS IN CHARGE NOW MAYBE WE WILL BEGIN TO GET SOME JUSTICE HANDED OUT HERE IN AWR!
David Saturn: I CANT BELIEVE WHAT MY EARS JUST HEARD! RUSTY AXEL IN CHARGE OF AWR? I AM AFRAID! WELL FOLKS WE ARE OUT OF TIME.
Before the show goes off the pay per view add airs again.
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Credits roll and show ends.