Post by RCH3 on Jul 31, 2013 22:13:18 GMT -4
We open up deep with in the Dark Forest home to none other then AWR one and only Hatchet Warrior RCH3. That’s right boy’s and girls AWR is coming back and the Hatchet Warrior is going to be there the day AWR goes back LIVE on cable. So everyone better hold on to there damn wigs as Wig Flipper is ready to do what that damn hatchet does best and flip some bitch boy’s wigs all over the ring. We finally reach RCH3’s cabin deep within the Dark Forest and as always the Hatchet Warrior has on he’s Warrior paint and Wig Flipper in hand. The Hatchet Warrior seems to be wearing a black ICP shirt that has a picture of Shaggy 2 Dope one of the members of Insane Clown Posse he also has on blue jeans shorts and he’s custom green van shoes. The Hatchet Warrior has a smile on his face as he begins to speak
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Welcome back to the Dark Forest kiddies and all the bitch boys watching at home. AWR is coming back so everyone better be holding on to there damn wigs because the and only Hatchet Warrior is on the attack and ready to do what the Hatchet Warrior does best and that’s flip some bitch boys wig.
RCH3 stops talking and looks down at Wig Flipper he’s hatchet as if the hatchet was saying something the Hatchet Warrior nods and looks back up
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
OH don’t worry Wig Flipper you will get to flip a wig come Crash TV Wig Flipper is more then ready to flip anyone wigs come Crash TV Wig Flipper has been waiting and soon the time will come for the wigs to fly the Hatchet Warrior almost feels bad for the sorry bitch boy that has to face the Hatchet Warrior at Crash. As a win is just what the Hatchet Warrior is looking for but that’s not just going to do for the Hatchet Warrior… OH NO…. Wig HAVE to fly at this CRASH TV. Which is going to make the Hatchet Warrior’s match that must see match of the night. Everyone will be talking about that bitch boy who got there damn wig flipped by the Hatchet Warrior and not even give a damn about the rest of what happen on Crash TV. So Wig who does the Hatchet Warrior get to face on Crash TV?
The Hatchet Warrior again looks down at he’s hatchet.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior
OH really the Hatchet Warrior gets to flip Jason Skilled Wig. Well that’s going to be some fun. Not even sure if the Hatchet Warrior has even flipped that Wig before… No matter Jason Skilled Wig is going to be flipped by the Hatchet Warrior. Simple because the Hatchet Warrior is unstoppable and there isn’t anything Jason brings to the table the Hatchet Warrior fears. Yes Jason is a former Crash TV Champion…. Still not going to slow me down the Hatchet Warrior is going to burn right threw these bitch boy as if he wasn’t even there and the only things that’s going to be left after it’s all said and done is this bitch boys wig laying there in the middle of the ring and everyone in the crowd just staring stunned at what they just saw, Now Jason did have a thing for my good friend Slick and the Hatchet Warrior isn’t really sure why… maybe Jason really just in love with Slick guess the Hatchet Warrior can’t blame the guy for being in love with Slick he is one sexy beast .Still this match isn’t going to be against the Doctor. No Jason it’s going to be against the Hatchet Warrior someone that is ready and willing to do whatever it takes to win this match and flip your damn wig on the way. The Hatchet Warrior wants nothing more then a win come these Crash TV and the only thing stand in the Hatchet Warrior’s way this bitch boy Jason Skilled. Well there is no way in hell the Hatchet Warrior is going to lose this match, So Jason Skilled you better come ready for one hell of a match as if your not Jason you will get your ass handed to you and your damn wig flipped by the one and mother fucking only…..
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
And with that said it fades to green
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Welcome back to the Dark Forest kiddies and all the bitch boys watching at home. AWR is coming back so everyone better be holding on to there damn wigs because the and only Hatchet Warrior is on the attack and ready to do what the Hatchet Warrior does best and that’s flip some bitch boys wig.
RCH3 stops talking and looks down at Wig Flipper he’s hatchet as if the hatchet was saying something the Hatchet Warrior nods and looks back up
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
OH don’t worry Wig Flipper you will get to flip a wig come Crash TV Wig Flipper is more then ready to flip anyone wigs come Crash TV Wig Flipper has been waiting and soon the time will come for the wigs to fly the Hatchet Warrior almost feels bad for the sorry bitch boy that has to face the Hatchet Warrior at Crash. As a win is just what the Hatchet Warrior is looking for but that’s not just going to do for the Hatchet Warrior… OH NO…. Wig HAVE to fly at this CRASH TV. Which is going to make the Hatchet Warrior’s match that must see match of the night. Everyone will be talking about that bitch boy who got there damn wig flipped by the Hatchet Warrior and not even give a damn about the rest of what happen on Crash TV. So Wig who does the Hatchet Warrior get to face on Crash TV?
The Hatchet Warrior again looks down at he’s hatchet.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior
OH really the Hatchet Warrior gets to flip Jason Skilled Wig. Well that’s going to be some fun. Not even sure if the Hatchet Warrior has even flipped that Wig before… No matter Jason Skilled Wig is going to be flipped by the Hatchet Warrior. Simple because the Hatchet Warrior is unstoppable and there isn’t anything Jason brings to the table the Hatchet Warrior fears. Yes Jason is a former Crash TV Champion…. Still not going to slow me down the Hatchet Warrior is going to burn right threw these bitch boy as if he wasn’t even there and the only things that’s going to be left after it’s all said and done is this bitch boys wig laying there in the middle of the ring and everyone in the crowd just staring stunned at what they just saw, Now Jason did have a thing for my good friend Slick and the Hatchet Warrior isn’t really sure why… maybe Jason really just in love with Slick guess the Hatchet Warrior can’t blame the guy for being in love with Slick he is one sexy beast .Still this match isn’t going to be against the Doctor. No Jason it’s going to be against the Hatchet Warrior someone that is ready and willing to do whatever it takes to win this match and flip your damn wig on the way. The Hatchet Warrior wants nothing more then a win come these Crash TV and the only thing stand in the Hatchet Warrior’s way this bitch boy Jason Skilled. Well there is no way in hell the Hatchet Warrior is going to lose this match, So Jason Skilled you better come ready for one hell of a match as if your not Jason you will get your ass handed to you and your damn wig flipped by the one and mother fucking only…..
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
And with that said it fades to green