Post by Slick Doctor on Jul 31, 2013 23:37:56 GMT -4
Scene opens in a back corner of the Tic Toc Lounge, the famous haunt of the Badd Boys. The bar is just about empty, as it isn't even dark outside. The camera pans in on Slick, who is sitting at a table, with enough empty shot glasses for 3 people. He is watching a clip of Playboy Pete on his cellphone. Slick has a long beard, but still looks like he's in fighting shape.
Slick: Oh god, it's deja vu all over again. The NIWF . . .er, AWR opens and closes more than Silvio's mom's legs. I feel like I am in a movie that gets played back over and over again. This place goes on "hiatus" and then I get the call from Silvio, groveling for me. He knows I am money in the bank for him. Slick is who the people pay to see. He knows I am a sucker for my fans, and I will always come back for them. Slick is a true champion of the people. So here we are.
Rusty the bartender delivers Slick another round. Slick gives him a nod.
Slick: The higher-ups already have me in a title match. Only problem is, I could give a shit about this Crash title. I have held every single title in this hole, all many, many times. One of the most decorated guy ever to step foot in a ring. And they want me to fight Playboy Pete? For a title that Playboy Pete holds? Just the fact that Pete holds the title should give you an idea on how much value the title has. Pete is a fat-ass rip off of a blurred vision of me. Pete wants to be a party boy, but he couldn't hold the jocks of the Badd Boys. He makes no sense when he talks, and he isn't even drunk! We claims that Jason Skilled is his true number one contender, which shows how much his belt is valued in this league. Pete forgets to mention that yeah, he may have been unbeaten in Japan, but it was at sushi eating contested. Pete is no competition. I get that Sil and/or Little Robbie want the Crash title to have some value, but after I win it, I may very well just give it to Rattlesnake. At least he can hold a beer. Remember folks, Slick has the skill to pay the bills. And I guess pay the bills for the AWR.
Slick gives a salute to the camera man, as the scene fades.
Slick: Oh god, it's deja vu all over again. The NIWF . . .er, AWR opens and closes more than Silvio's mom's legs. I feel like I am in a movie that gets played back over and over again. This place goes on "hiatus" and then I get the call from Silvio, groveling for me. He knows I am money in the bank for him. Slick is who the people pay to see. He knows I am a sucker for my fans, and I will always come back for them. Slick is a true champion of the people. So here we are.
Rusty the bartender delivers Slick another round. Slick gives him a nod.
Slick: The higher-ups already have me in a title match. Only problem is, I could give a shit about this Crash title. I have held every single title in this hole, all many, many times. One of the most decorated guy ever to step foot in a ring. And they want me to fight Playboy Pete? For a title that Playboy Pete holds? Just the fact that Pete holds the title should give you an idea on how much value the title has. Pete is a fat-ass rip off of a blurred vision of me. Pete wants to be a party boy, but he couldn't hold the jocks of the Badd Boys. He makes no sense when he talks, and he isn't even drunk! We claims that Jason Skilled is his true number one contender, which shows how much his belt is valued in this league. Pete forgets to mention that yeah, he may have been unbeaten in Japan, but it was at sushi eating contested. Pete is no competition. I get that Sil and/or Little Robbie want the Crash title to have some value, but after I win it, I may very well just give it to Rattlesnake. At least he can hold a beer. Remember folks, Slick has the skill to pay the bills. And I guess pay the bills for the AWR.
Slick gives a salute to the camera man, as the scene fades.