Post by Slick Doctor on Aug 7, 2013 17:27:29 GMT -4
Scene opens in Rockford, Illinois, right before the card is slated to start. Slick is in the arena bar, hanging with the loyal AWR fanbase. Slick is in full in-ring attire, as we see him gun a beer and wipe his face.
Slick: No sign of the Hairless sisters yet. I mean why would they show up? They have a match with one half of the best tag team ever to grace the ring. And Jay Swift is no slouch. They are better off staying home to wax each others head. I showed the AWR I still have the skills to pay the bills. I beat the hell out Playgirl Pete pillar to post, and gained a W in the victory column. Keep sending them at me, I'll keep knocking them down.
A fan brings Slick a double shot of an unknown liquid, and Slick knocks it back, Slick throws his fist into the air in enjoyment. He looks up at the clock and thinks for a second. Another fan comes over to Slick, with another shot. Slick knocks it back with ease.
Slick: I wonder when my match starts. I figure I'd give the Hairless sisters a shot by, well, taking as many shots as I can. I need to make it interesting. It's an odd pairing tonight, but a pairing in my favor. I mean, basically as long as we show up to the ring we should be victorious. So I just need to monitor my alcohol consumption just long enough. . . .
Slick's entrance music is heard over the loudspeaker. Slick looks amazed. He grabs a beer off of the counter and guzzles it down. He then takes another beer and runs out of the bar, on his way to the ring as the scene cuts to the ring.
Slick: No sign of the Hairless sisters yet. I mean why would they show up? They have a match with one half of the best tag team ever to grace the ring. And Jay Swift is no slouch. They are better off staying home to wax each others head. I showed the AWR I still have the skills to pay the bills. I beat the hell out Playgirl Pete pillar to post, and gained a W in the victory column. Keep sending them at me, I'll keep knocking them down.
A fan brings Slick a double shot of an unknown liquid, and Slick knocks it back, Slick throws his fist into the air in enjoyment. He looks up at the clock and thinks for a second. Another fan comes over to Slick, with another shot. Slick knocks it back with ease.
Slick: I wonder when my match starts. I figure I'd give the Hairless sisters a shot by, well, taking as many shots as I can. I need to make it interesting. It's an odd pairing tonight, but a pairing in my favor. I mean, basically as long as we show up to the ring we should be victorious. So I just need to monitor my alcohol consumption just long enough. . . .
Slick's entrance music is heard over the loudspeaker. Slick looks amazed. He grabs a beer off of the counter and guzzles it down. He then takes another beer and runs out of the bar, on his way to the ring as the scene cuts to the ring.