Post by Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny on Aug 13, 2013 14:27:11 GMT -4
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Looks like we have a comedian on our hands folks.
Or just a straight up idiot, I guess you can all take your pick on that one.
This week, I meet Robert Carr in the ring for the fourth time. What happened the other three times? I beat him, of course! Don't look all shocked, even though I know you aren't. The one person who can't seem to accept it is the poor guy who actually thinks he still stands a chance. He doesn't seem to think that three strikes means you are out. Robert is the guy in case you weren't able to catch on. He's pretty slow, so I figured his fans might be watching, all two of them, and maybe his parents might need me to slow down as well. Here's something plain enough for them to understand.
Why did you birth Robert Carr? He is like a cockroach that you stomp on so many times, but even after that he keeps twitching. This time I am bringing the Championship boots to stomp on your loser cockroach ass and snuff you out of my life forever and ever more!
Thought it was time to give a real man a shot at the Champion? If they wanted me to face a real man then why did they give me an angry child? That is all you are! You whine and whine about how you suck and how I was lucky. Luck doesn't happen three times, Roberto. Could've happened once, maybe twice, not three times my good friend. You may be more delusional than I was when we last met... or do you not remember me choking the life out of you and then trying to destroy you with a car? Or the previous two times when you had tapped out? No... you forgot those too?
That's why you don't seem to understand... You say the same things to me over and over and they never cease to fail... they always fail, just like you will always fail.
I needed a warm up match to keep me fresh and I figured kicking your ass all over the arena has been fun before, so why not do it again? I am much stronger now than I have ever been before, so this should be a nice cake walk for me.
I think the funniest part about your little promo, Robert, was that you seem to be convinced that someone hired you to take me out...
You?
They must be dumber than you are. Look at your record against me. Those aren't very good odds of you taking me out. Hell, as I said before, record shows that I am probably more likely to cripple your ass. That could be hard because you seem to be a bit mentally handicapped to start with.
There is no one stupid enough in our lives that would hire a punk ass like you to take out the best wrestler in our business. You can name those people off, and I respect some of them, and I don't others... but even the dumbest of those you have said would never even think about hiring you to take me out. They would be better to do it themselves then to bring you in... This must be a joke, and I am not the only one laughing... I think the entire world is in on it and they aren't laughing with you, they are laughing at you.
You threaten me with these names and it doesn't frighten me, I don't ever frighten. One thing I do know is that it's just straight up pissing me off. You are cornering a rabid dog and he is about to rip your face off and chew it up.
Are you cruisin' for a bruisin'? Really, be honest here... because you are saying the absolute wrong things to me if you want to even leave under your own power let alone possibly win the match. Go ahead, tell me who it is, and I'll beat their ass just like I am going to beat yours... I will take you through pain you have never felt before, and I will send you to the depths of hell and back because that is what I do week in and week out.
I am a true champion, which is something you could never ever have the honor of saying. You are the person who gives this company a bad bad BAD name. You think you or anyone else is going to destroy my title reign then you must be joking or you are seriously the stupidest person I have ever met in my life.
I'd like to see someone else in this company tell me I am wrong, because I am not at all! You can bring in your SIN buddies, but I've beaten every last one of them too. What else do you have to throw at me?
Oh, that's right, NOTHING!
The only reason why I am even responding to any of what you are saying is I am a competitor, and I always give it 100% even if I am scraping the bottom of the barrel for an opponent. I am a legend everywhere I go, and you are the bottom of the heap. Where you even get away saying that you even deserve a shot is beyond me. You were just destroyed by... how you say it "Gay" Swift.
You deserve nothing, just like you have deserved nothing all of your life including being birthed into this world and I wish your parents would've done the right thing... but it's too late now, so I may have to do the right thing for them now. So it will be done, may I and all of my fans not have to go through the suffering of seeing your face ever again.
Now, moving onto Swift, that was an interesting little speech you made. You want to come after me? You remember our little team that we had going years ago? You remember who led that team? ME! I took the reigns and I was winning the Storm title while you and that little bitch Marina were fucking around and holding me back. I broke free of you and now I am a World Champion again. I hope you do gun for me because I would love to show you what I have been up to since we last spoke... and I would love to see the look on your face before and after I slap that little shit eating grin off of it. You have been using a stick and you have been poking a sleeping bear, and now that bear is awake and you had better take it all back and run while you still can because this bear is an angry and ferocious bear that will have no problem with tearing you to shreds and taking you out for good. I have no sympathy for you or for anyone. You are in my stomping grounds now, and you are going to see how things are done.
Good to see Gemini back too....
No it's not... I'll talk more about him later, but it looks like we are going to be having one big reunion here, hooray!!!
Don't think I have forgotten about his bitchness himself, Anthony Royal.
It looks like the match has been made official. You have weaseled your way into another title match. How does it feel to not have testicles? I don't like fighting men like you because you don't show passion. At least Robert is passionate even though it's about the wrong cause.
Week in and week out you are there and then not there and it bothers me. Why should a man who can't be depended upon to even show up get a shot at my title? I am giving this business everything I've got because that is what I was brought up to do! You seem to be just about business. I haven't respected you since I came here, and I am certainly not going to start anytime soon. You make my blood boil and when that happens I just want to destroy all that is in my sight. You can have your chance, but after that I want you to go to the back of the line like I had to... you cheated me out of the title and made me fight my way back, and I am going to make you do the exact same when I beat you. I won't allow shots to be handed out anymore, you need to earn your shot properly.
I've given this business everything that I have got and it has shown as you can see now. Can you say the same, Anthony?
I don't think so.
Take a step back and truly think about whether you truly belong in this business or not before you make a grave mistake by stepping in the ring with me again. I promise you that it will not be a pretty sight...
I guess that is all for now folks. Robert Carr is running around in circles and I am the speed bump that will take him over the edge and to send him running back into the brick wall of life. He doesn't know where he belongs... I will show him that he definitely does not belong in the ring with your AWR Heavyweight Champion, and he never will. That time for him will never happen... but there is one that has happened to him three times already and it is about to strike once again... I am sure you have guessed...
It's Shotime, because Destiny says so.
[/b][/center]Looks like we have a comedian on our hands folks.
Or just a straight up idiot, I guess you can all take your pick on that one.
This week, I meet Robert Carr in the ring for the fourth time. What happened the other three times? I beat him, of course! Don't look all shocked, even though I know you aren't. The one person who can't seem to accept it is the poor guy who actually thinks he still stands a chance. He doesn't seem to think that three strikes means you are out. Robert is the guy in case you weren't able to catch on. He's pretty slow, so I figured his fans might be watching, all two of them, and maybe his parents might need me to slow down as well. Here's something plain enough for them to understand.
Why did you birth Robert Carr? He is like a cockroach that you stomp on so many times, but even after that he keeps twitching. This time I am bringing the Championship boots to stomp on your loser cockroach ass and snuff you out of my life forever and ever more!
Thought it was time to give a real man a shot at the Champion? If they wanted me to face a real man then why did they give me an angry child? That is all you are! You whine and whine about how you suck and how I was lucky. Luck doesn't happen three times, Roberto. Could've happened once, maybe twice, not three times my good friend. You may be more delusional than I was when we last met... or do you not remember me choking the life out of you and then trying to destroy you with a car? Or the previous two times when you had tapped out? No... you forgot those too?
That's why you don't seem to understand... You say the same things to me over and over and they never cease to fail... they always fail, just like you will always fail.
I needed a warm up match to keep me fresh and I figured kicking your ass all over the arena has been fun before, so why not do it again? I am much stronger now than I have ever been before, so this should be a nice cake walk for me.
I think the funniest part about your little promo, Robert, was that you seem to be convinced that someone hired you to take me out...
You?
They must be dumber than you are. Look at your record against me. Those aren't very good odds of you taking me out. Hell, as I said before, record shows that I am probably more likely to cripple your ass. That could be hard because you seem to be a bit mentally handicapped to start with.
There is no one stupid enough in our lives that would hire a punk ass like you to take out the best wrestler in our business. You can name those people off, and I respect some of them, and I don't others... but even the dumbest of those you have said would never even think about hiring you to take me out. They would be better to do it themselves then to bring you in... This must be a joke, and I am not the only one laughing... I think the entire world is in on it and they aren't laughing with you, they are laughing at you.
You threaten me with these names and it doesn't frighten me, I don't ever frighten. One thing I do know is that it's just straight up pissing me off. You are cornering a rabid dog and he is about to rip your face off and chew it up.
Are you cruisin' for a bruisin'? Really, be honest here... because you are saying the absolute wrong things to me if you want to even leave under your own power let alone possibly win the match. Go ahead, tell me who it is, and I'll beat their ass just like I am going to beat yours... I will take you through pain you have never felt before, and I will send you to the depths of hell and back because that is what I do week in and week out.
I am a true champion, which is something you could never ever have the honor of saying. You are the person who gives this company a bad bad BAD name. You think you or anyone else is going to destroy my title reign then you must be joking or you are seriously the stupidest person I have ever met in my life.
I'd like to see someone else in this company tell me I am wrong, because I am not at all! You can bring in your SIN buddies, but I've beaten every last one of them too. What else do you have to throw at me?
Oh, that's right, NOTHING!
The only reason why I am even responding to any of what you are saying is I am a competitor, and I always give it 100% even if I am scraping the bottom of the barrel for an opponent. I am a legend everywhere I go, and you are the bottom of the heap. Where you even get away saying that you even deserve a shot is beyond me. You were just destroyed by... how you say it "Gay" Swift.
You deserve nothing, just like you have deserved nothing all of your life including being birthed into this world and I wish your parents would've done the right thing... but it's too late now, so I may have to do the right thing for them now. So it will be done, may I and all of my fans not have to go through the suffering of seeing your face ever again.
Now, moving onto Swift, that was an interesting little speech you made. You want to come after me? You remember our little team that we had going years ago? You remember who led that team? ME! I took the reigns and I was winning the Storm title while you and that little bitch Marina were fucking around and holding me back. I broke free of you and now I am a World Champion again. I hope you do gun for me because I would love to show you what I have been up to since we last spoke... and I would love to see the look on your face before and after I slap that little shit eating grin off of it. You have been using a stick and you have been poking a sleeping bear, and now that bear is awake and you had better take it all back and run while you still can because this bear is an angry and ferocious bear that will have no problem with tearing you to shreds and taking you out for good. I have no sympathy for you or for anyone. You are in my stomping grounds now, and you are going to see how things are done.
Good to see Gemini back too....
No it's not... I'll talk more about him later, but it looks like we are going to be having one big reunion here, hooray!!!
Don't think I have forgotten about his bitchness himself, Anthony Royal.
It looks like the match has been made official. You have weaseled your way into another title match. How does it feel to not have testicles? I don't like fighting men like you because you don't show passion. At least Robert is passionate even though it's about the wrong cause.
Week in and week out you are there and then not there and it bothers me. Why should a man who can't be depended upon to even show up get a shot at my title? I am giving this business everything I've got because that is what I was brought up to do! You seem to be just about business. I haven't respected you since I came here, and I am certainly not going to start anytime soon. You make my blood boil and when that happens I just want to destroy all that is in my sight. You can have your chance, but after that I want you to go to the back of the line like I had to... you cheated me out of the title and made me fight my way back, and I am going to make you do the exact same when I beat you. I won't allow shots to be handed out anymore, you need to earn your shot properly.
I've given this business everything that I have got and it has shown as you can see now. Can you say the same, Anthony?
I don't think so.
Take a step back and truly think about whether you truly belong in this business or not before you make a grave mistake by stepping in the ring with me again. I promise you that it will not be a pretty sight...
I guess that is all for now folks. Robert Carr is running around in circles and I am the speed bump that will take him over the edge and to send him running back into the brick wall of life. He doesn't know where he belongs... I will show him that he definitely does not belong in the ring with your AWR Heavyweight Champion, and he never will. That time for him will never happen... but there is one that has happened to him three times already and it is about to strike once again... I am sure you have guessed...
It's Shotime, because Destiny says so.