Post by Slick Doctor on Aug 14, 2013 18:44:21 GMT -4
Scene opens in a Memphis rib joint, where we see Slick sitting at a table by himself, wearing a bib covered in BBQ sauce. His face is also slathered in sauce. He has a beer in one hand, which he quickly guzzles. He wipes his face, as he notices the AWR camera crew approaching. There are numerous rib bones strewn all over the table.
Slick: You guys can find me anywhere. Just relaxing before the match eating some BBQ. You all know Slick is the "King of BBQ". Something about BBQ that reminds me of kicking ass. BBQ sauce everywhere, reminds me of blood from a Slick vs Derk Dynamite hardcore match. People forget that I am the most decorated Hardcore Champ in this league. But when these new school chumps like Red Randy step into the ring with Slick Daddy, they don't realize that I can make any match their last.
Slick breaks a rib bone in half, and chuckles at the sound.
Slick: Something about the sound of a breaking bone brings me back to the old days. Red, you are lucky that that isn't what I am about anymore. I am about the fans, about the kids. They don't need to see the blood and guts. I want the AWR to be the highest rated, most watched fed in the world. Now that doesn't mean I am not going to beat the red out of you, Randy. Is SIN still even going, or did Rattlesnake exterminate you guys. Its like a table of failures in High School. They sit around complaining about how the world screwed them, instead of doing anything about it. Especially you Randy, you have no choice but to complain cause you can't do anything about it. How many championships have you held? How many arenas have you headlines? How many autographs are you asked for each day? Face it Randy, you are a failure. And this week on Crash TV, you will have to engage in yet another loss, yet another failure.
Slick laughs at the camera, as he takes a mansized bite of a rib. Scene fades.
Slick: You guys can find me anywhere. Just relaxing before the match eating some BBQ. You all know Slick is the "King of BBQ". Something about BBQ that reminds me of kicking ass. BBQ sauce everywhere, reminds me of blood from a Slick vs Derk Dynamite hardcore match. People forget that I am the most decorated Hardcore Champ in this league. But when these new school chumps like Red Randy step into the ring with Slick Daddy, they don't realize that I can make any match their last.
Slick breaks a rib bone in half, and chuckles at the sound.
Slick: Something about the sound of a breaking bone brings me back to the old days. Red, you are lucky that that isn't what I am about anymore. I am about the fans, about the kids. They don't need to see the blood and guts. I want the AWR to be the highest rated, most watched fed in the world. Now that doesn't mean I am not going to beat the red out of you, Randy. Is SIN still even going, or did Rattlesnake exterminate you guys. Its like a table of failures in High School. They sit around complaining about how the world screwed them, instead of doing anything about it. Especially you Randy, you have no choice but to complain cause you can't do anything about it. How many championships have you held? How many arenas have you headlines? How many autographs are you asked for each day? Face it Randy, you are a failure. And this week on Crash TV, you will have to engage in yet another loss, yet another failure.
Slick laughs at the camera, as he takes a mansized bite of a rib. Scene fades.